₦airaland Forum

Ajewealth123:
hmmm
On this note and this day(today) alone,I am telling nairalanders I am a female.
I asslick today so men, over to you oo
Why una no dey ever dey contented ?
They use am do una?
If they famz a rich dude, they are gold diggers
If they famz a poor dude,na stupidity they worry them.
Abeg make una take our girls as una see them biko

thanks sirr

femimike1:
Fair enough

dont go nowhere

its unfair hw ladies are treated at times oh. Guys aint taking it cool with us. The stunts guys pull and get away with it, if a lady were to try half of it, shez in for it...i guess d pics says it all....
Guys!!! try and meet us half way now
Give us a break:')

lefulefu:
dem don do dis one strong tin

where do u guys get all dis ur obama funny faces frm? its almost like dia is a face 4 evry attitude.
nawa oo

my boo
ve missd his wahala & d way he feeds me when we are eating indomiee together...

Guys!!
nawa oo

GossipGirl1:
Sometimes you just gotta give your boobs a break,,wearing bra 24/7 ain't easy...

as in my sista
strappn those things all day aint fun

funmisticqueen:
Mine was when i was like 13 in a danfo, i was sitting at the edge sit being lapped by my mum, so the conductor who is hanging, starts to press my boobs, i tried shifting when that didnt work, i tried to flick his hand away, my mum noticed i was uncomfortable and asked what the matter was, i reported the conductor in her ear. Immeadiately, she demanded that she wanted to come down. As we were coming down, my mum grabbed the conductor by the balls and threatened to crush them for harassing me, telling him she has a blackbelt in karate(no lie) then she started to twist it really hard, that was how the conductor started to beg and shout in pain, the driver and the other passengers started to beg o. It wasnt funny back then when my mum finished abusing the conductor we went back into the bus since it was the only one going to the area at the time, this time we sat as far away from the conductor as possible. We didnt pay tfare for that trip, but till now fear still dey catch me whenever i sit at the edge of the bus

hmm, i think i will try dt trick on a kinky guy always poking his big head into my room wifout knocking on d pretext of borrowing mirror and matches

lestat:
I would like to eat you out and 69 you all night

Eat
which one is 69

kumulus:
Hmmm.....your small mouth tho

my mouth aint small joor[color=#000099][/color]

did u say u felt her nipple harden?
since when do ladies grow nipples at d side of their boobs hw come?
u are simply a weak, sex starved goat.
oh...Gudmornin

FvckShiT:
[color=#F535AA] Yöu fúçkiñg cålled me ßåeby? where D blöödyfûçk have you fúçkiñg been? [/color]

ve been fvvking busy..

thornapple:
Exactly my thoughts pretty Damsel.
I clicked "like".

lol
thanks sis

thornapple:
Lol
Been on the run since my last encounter with you. Will be glad the day i will see you type two or more lines without the fûck word or is it bloodyfûckn impossible for you to separate self from fûck.

as in..dat oga fvckshit ehn,
i tot i ws d only one o
d way he uses d 'F' word is freaky.

There are some questions and xperiences we somtimes want to ask or share on nL and such questions, xperiences, or d likes are best attended to by the concerned gender.
There ar times wen u need ladies view on a rather important issue and guys will flood d thread like tsunami, making mocking comments and same goes for d ladies too, bt to a lesser extent anyway..
Mods, instead of just throwing pipu to nL jail, do somfin bout dis abeg

farano
lalasticlala(hope i gt d moniker ryt)
all moderators...

TWOYANSH:
Chaiiii

am sorry for losing it jare
just hate it wen pipu use their own personal convictions as a measure of what others are meant to do.

see normal pipu
nt dose ones flaunting yansh all d time

my fanny & my legs

RB007:
baby if it's not big anymore..


that means there's no boob on NL again..


any other böob apart from urs na Counterfeit ♪òh bàeby♪


shey u no know say na u carry Champions League for that department

lmao
runs outta thread

RB007:
show me


i wanna see a big boob like geni340 own

lool...its nt dt big anymore

Diamondville:
Your ATM card and password first.. LOL

lol

skydancer:
You mean Connectify? I have no idea what connectfiier is

yh, connectify
sory for d mistake

CookieBrown:
Hello again,

and sorry for the financial constraint. In this situation then, I advise you go for a Dual core (Intel Pentium or AMD) with nothing less than 2.0 GHz. Stay away from Celeron, please.

Regards.

pls wats so bad bout celeron?
am using intel celeron @2.16GHz...
is there somfin i need to knw?
i plan on changing my pc soon

@sotall and all engineers,
pls i hav two accounts on my pc, bt the second acc, because i havnt been using it for a while, i forgot d password, so i use only d ist acct. when i tried to use the forgot pword feature it said i needed a flash somfin.....pls is there a way to open d acct?
thanks.

@skydancer...wehdone.
pls can u send me connectifier settings if u hav to my email? ve tried downloading it bt its nt installing.
here is my email: juliansark39@gmail.com
thanks...

shestrong:
lol,I thought this was a joke..

it started out as dt my sis
maybe the op & his ifa are scam anyway

AggressiveFucker:
ahhhh how dare u accuse ifa of caling a mere mortal

for that ifa has decided to strike you with a dumb broke ass blood sucking leash for a boyfriend

u can appease ifa by giving me his spokeman ir number

am sorry if ive offended ifa
help me appease him uhn
besides even if am gona drop my numbr, u cant xpect me to just write it on nairaland now..

Miner13:
Hahahahaha dis ifa dey request Geni340 number

abi...i think d ifa & op are one & dsame

ifa scam

ion understand..

darol4real:
Ladies, be sincere please......if you know that when you were a baby, you didn't wet your bed raise up your hand.

dt happened to evryone
why are u directing it to ladies

AggressiveFucker:
ifa says u should give me ur number asap
and u would a guy would most likely approach u on friday to......
He says u are a very good cook too


tell dem how correct ifa is

ifa says i shuld giv u my numbr ke
se ifa wants to call me
runs outa thread!!