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IamAirforce1:
Village girl
So dat na jersey to you and that stupid rawpadgin?


That's a ninety five hundred Naira Gucci sweat T.

Beauty with no brain.

fine boi with plenty brain...
Man! U really made my lunch break.
Pity i gota go back to work
#freshest physiotherapist
# U can come to OAUTHC if u need ur head examined...all on the h0spiru, afterall, what are NL friends for
cheers!!!

IamAirforce1:
You don't even know what a jersey look like at your age.

Na your type dey date mumu boy friends.

Not my fault your boyfriend still squats with his parents.

fine boi
hehe

IamAirforce1:
Cheap!

And where did you see jersey?
Illiterate.

loool
agbaya 0shi

rawpadgin:
how are you sure the house belongs to him? i mean, he might be living with his elder brother

Oya call me hater

u spoke my mind...and he dares nt call us haterz
Besides, perhaps he shares dsame 'wardrobe' with his elder bro hence d cheap jersey top...
#Stop uploading silly pics for us to see
#Nobody gives a fvvck.

After sleepless nights, after biting my lips over and over, i eventually developed d balls (female balls) to make my move. it ws a long tym anyway, i think i ws in 200L then, but the memory is fresh like it took place yesterdy or shuld i say the humiliation?
This is it: i pretended my phone ws lost and just asked d dude(my crush, whatever) if he had airtym. i collected his phone to flash mine and it rang where i hid it. i thanked him and left with d hopes he would be smart enuf to save d no as some 'sharp' guys would hv done. After days & he didnt call...
hmm, i will continue latr...my feminine pride cant make me go on

i use it to strangle and suffocate people

tintingz:
Where is the evidence people somersault after sex or you just believe what they show you on nollywood movies.?

this has nofin to do with nollywood.
it is real. u want evidence?
Go to ogbomoso & isale ota.
u dont know nothing my broda...just keep it dt way!

achieverme:
Now that science has explained"stick after sex," can science also explain "somersault after sex?"

abi o
somersault
crowing like christmas chicken
never understimate terrestial powers.

ur #6 is really silly.

lefulefu:
your manhood still lives on..
fallen soldier.

lool...now dts a funny one.

silly pastor.

Guys sha...ok, here is it.
Look into her eyes and ask her out. bt if u dont hv d balls to do that, perphaps u can tell her how u feel after a lengthy call. But dont, repeat dont ask her out on whatsap or all those silly social platforms uhn?
#hopeUgeTaYes

U and the person u wanna fvvck are probably one and dsame. This reeks of some cheap stunt

Fuckshiit:
fúçking missed me?

fvvcking no
ion want to use d 'F' word again
nt fvvking decent for a ledi

Fuckshiit:
u look so fúçking gentle yet yö so fûçking harsh

mr fvvck fvck is here again...

its possible for u to still hv HIV, dont roll out d drums just yet. dias somfin called 'window period' during which d virus may evade tests. U still hv to go for test in some wiks time to be conclusive..
Who knows u just might come out positive. sex with benue geh wifout condom ba ure in soup my broda.

milian200:
my nairaland crush is Geni340...dt girl yansh no be here
i cant wait to touch it
geni, i will giv anyfin to feel dat ass

speechless

tosyne2much:
You don't believe me?

nah nahh
nt with all ur relationship threads & posts..

FvckShiT:
yöuve obviously been fûçkiñg crushing ön d fúçkîñg líl nigga

u and all this ur fvck fvck wahala...

tosyne2much:
Yes we exist

iffa hear

it has shown me there are other ways to become sucessfull in life apart from my fvvking b.sc!!

my own reproductive organs aint shaped like lucifer. God designed it and dt of all female folks with no bent thoughts of lucifer's head.
btw, i think ur head is nt koreccct

patosky3310:
Can I add you to our whatsapp group to get more friends. If so, pm or add ur number

more friends for

jeez, see comments oh
hmm, i guess if i were to be a guy, i will grab a lady to giv me a Mouth Gig. Would like to see which gives most pleasure; head or blowJ

it is called fashPain

some professional is harrassing her pussie with his mouth...and his middle finger is probably puckering her butthole.

U look like an overbloated gorilla.
I cant take the risk of dating a tree like this..ve got a nasty tongue, so suppose i annoy him one dy hez simply gona gimme a punch dt will put me 6ft beneath d earth..

tosyne2much:
Eeehyah.. I wanted to help but the party is over already

aww
thanks
ow ws it