₦airaland Forum

ikamefa:
ma lips are sealed till you feel the effects then you will understand

OK! Doctor's prescription exactly! Shall we start right away? When do I start to feel the effects?

ikamefa:
so! you've not heard of phantom right jabbs?

No, I haven't. What are they? And how are they applicable in this situation?

ikamefa:
wuruwuru= the more you see the less you understand  
yoko! noow!    the one the same zuna!  

I know what wuruwuru means, dear Ika. I wasn't asking for a translation. I'm also familiar with the Yokozuna(?) folklore. My real question is, what are you saying?

You can't give more than one jab at a time, can you?

ikamefa:
whos tangling with who? _{come ooonnnn! you wan begin do wuruwuru abi?}

Huh? What wuruwuru? And who is Yokosuna _{don't tell me about the sumo wrestler!} ?

ikamefa:
aight am gon ask ma secretary to put you on ma schedule ! meanwhile i need to practise my kung fu moves !

Secretary? You surely don't want that, do you? Tangling with your secretary first is sure to reduce the quality of fight you can get from me.

On second thoughts, perhaps not. Who's your secretary?

ikamefa:
since you're game you want to fix a time and location?

Your show, ma'am. Anywhere will do for me. I'm not particularly finicky when it comes to you.

Uche2nna:
This shit is serious!

Shit? No one's talking about that here. Where did you see it?

ikamefa:
@G you under estimate the power of ma slap
believe me it ain't gwaan be heavenly!
its slap followed by uppercut, then a left hook and finally a right jab!

Ah. . . so promising. When do we start? Can't wait!

Money? You hurt me. Money? And is money supposed to take the place of a heavenly slap on the head from you? Certainly not!

Yes, really. Why would I ever want to do that?

Grevious Bodily Harm. I'd never take you to court though.

lol. As I said before, it depends on where you want to slap. Slap some places, and you could end up in court for GBH.

ikamefa:
* meen!* you confuse me sometimes
you aight now!

Great, isn't it? I'm alright. Seriously, though, I took a nap. I went on a trip for an experiment. I guess time caught up with me there.

Tell me something interesting. Wake me up. Please.

Hehehehe

Didn't you see my last post? I was asleep. I was a bit wobbly, and since you refused to give in to my advances, I went to comfort myself with my duvet.

To see the doctor. While I enjoyed your tender loving attention _{read: slap}, someone else didn't.

².Label: To whom it may concern.

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Are you familiar with the expression "poker face", Ika? It's my favourite smiley.

ikamefa:
oh my! definitely upside the head for starters then we can proceed from there !

That's a strange expression. Do you mean just around the medulla? In that case, it would qualify for abh.

ikamefa:
na today?

No. I think it happened yesterday.

Huh? Who's slapping who?

Depending on where you'd like to slap.

² for Ika.

everyone.

Very good idea, that.

Hmmm. . . dead house.

A girl, huh?

_{How are you today, Nilla?}

Princess, I have scoured the ends of the earth to purchase a gift worthy of your royalty. I saw diamonds, gold  and silver; I saw virtue, honour and valour; white, green jade, precious stones and metals. But I have brought for you one thing - a red rose. A rose, you ask? A rose, I say - a red rose.

Red for the colour of my blood when I see you -  the heat, the passion, yes. . . the Paso Doble. Red for the colour of appeal, of valour, of sacrifice. A rose for a picture of slenderness, of tenderness, of freshness. Caressed by nature, dripping with dew; shielded by its thorns, its value is not shorn. A rose for the value of your softness, your beauty, your fragrance. A rose for your smile - it makes the sun shine; a rose for your tears - they make the gods weep; a rose for your touch - it lights the torch of olympus; a rose for your love - this is its worth.

A rose for you, princess.

See you later, Ika. I'm a bit tired and haven't had enough sleep. Perhaps that will account for any eccentric behaviour you may have noticed from me tonight. Catch you later?

Good night, everyone.