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Is there any law against forming cliques on nairaland? Wouldn't that contravene the freedom of association provision of the constitution?

Seun:
Even if a particular guy is worth it (he might be a billionaire) fighting a rival won't cause him to love you.

I have often wondered. . . is it an indication of the fickleness of a man's affections, or the "scatter-brain" effect of emotions on a woman?

Why should she assume that she will win a man's affection by (and after) fighting the other woman?

Later then.

You're blessed.

How have you been, Ika? I have missed you sorely indeed.

Hmm. . . so who's fighting over me then?

   

_Ika.

@topic

Sorry. Not a babe.

The One:
People,

I think for ths thread to be productive, we should share ideas on how these types of incidents can be curbed. Like it or not, some Christians will still get posted to these states for NYSC or some other thing might take them there. We shouldn't stop at condemning the action, we should go further to suggest ways of preventing a re-occurence. I for one suggest as follows:

1) If you know your representative, either at state or national level (even senators) write protest letters to them. By the time they get inundated woth these lletters, they will be forced to raise it in the house. This might be difficult right now as they are all occupied with elections and don't seem to have time for anything else but we should still do it anyway.

2) Let us flood newspaper houses with letters condemning this incident in unprecedented numbers. They are a powerful tool that could be used to drive home this point.

3) Engage any muslim you know, especially those from the north, as you might just get them to be agents of change in their communities. If they can see reason and be convinced about it, I believe they should be able to talk to their people. I'm not saying this will work, but I believe the people will be more willing to listen to people from amongst themselves.

Any other suggestions?

The ONE,

I served with her husband in the same hospital. We lived in the same quarters. I knew when they were getting married - I knew her on a personal basis, and I'm still suffering mental and emotional stress as a result of the news.

Unlike you, I heard the news the day after it happened, and a mutual friend, who was also with us, was one of those that retrieved her body (or what was left of it).

I have not, however, recovered fully from it.

It will probably take me a while to do so.

Good night, Ika.

debosky:
I am truly no stranger to such occurrences, but tis my strong intuition that bids me to sound a note of caution on this latest gambit

As a true musketeer, my sworn duty is to guard and prevent you being ensconced in unprofitable liaisons

Thank you, friend. It is of great comfort to know I have one such as you by my side in the heat of battle.

There is nothing to fear. My intuitions are alive, as truly as I am D'Artagnan.

ikamefa:
yay! Genial how have you been ? i missed you!

Words, words. . . if I say I have missed you like the desert misses the rainfall, would that do you justice?

debosky:
D'Art it would appear some vision restoring brew is needed for your eyes

Tis certain that ika6 is not an angel, not even a fair maiden. She's the spawn of paraga I warn you!!

Porthos, my good friend! How do they say it. . . there is no art to read the mind's construction on the face, and so beauty must lie in the imagination of the beholder? Great warrior that you are, surely you have seen stranger things in your conquests?

_*whistling*I need an angel. . .

_{*sees Ika*}

Never mind.

I've found one.

EPL agrees to help Nigeria

David Richards was in Lagos to discuss the deal
The English Premier League has agreed a deal to help Nigeria repackage its football league and make it more commercially viable.

Premier League board chairman David Richards said the deal was an opportunity for the Premier League to repay Nigerian football, which had contributed immensely to the English game.

"We have benefited and we will continue to benefit from (the) Nigeria Football League," Richards told reporters in the Nigerian capital Abuja at the end of a two-day visit.

"We see our cooperation as a way of giving something back," he added.

Some of the Premier League's leading scorers are Nigerians, including Yakubu Aiyegbeni of Middlesbrough, Nwankwo Kanu of Portsmouth and Newcastle United's Obafemi Martins.

Under the agreement, the Premier League will train Nigerian officials to improve the technical standard and organisation of the domestic league.

The Premier League has also sealed separate deals with sponsors to pay referees in the 20-team league, provide balls and broadcast matches in England.

The agreement is designed to make clubs in the cash-strapped league self-sufficient and free them from government management, Richards said.

"It is going to be a gradual thing, ultimately government will not be running the clubs," he said.



http://news.bbc.co.uk/sport1/hi/football/africa/6467433.stm

jokwoche:
Genial get this and i quit! i like the prayers in your profile though.
Scientists have proven that cats have more hair on one side then their other side. Some people believe that this is because when cats lay on their side they need insulation from the cold on the floor or ground. Which side of a cat has more hair?

The soft side.

jokwoche:
Two mothers and two daughters go to a pet store and buy three cats. Each female gets her own cat. How is this possible?

Grandmother, mother, daughter.

Two mothers and two daughters.

jokwoche:
Genial it seems u are too good, ok While walking across a bridge I saw a boat full of people. Yet on the boat there wasn't a single person. Why?

Because they were all couples.

And how did you know there wasn't a single person?

jokwoche:
Ok, Marys father has 4 children; three are named Nana, Nene, and Nini. So what is is the 4th childs name?

Mary.

jokwoche:
Ok there were some birds flying in the air, some above and the others below. The following conversation took place between the leaders of both groups of birds( above and below):
Leader above: how many birds are u below?
Leader below: If u take one of us to be with u, we shall remain half of the number u wuld become, but if u give us one of u, we shall become equal numbers above and below.
How many birds are there above and hw many below?

7 birds above.
5 birds below.

jokwoche:
1). There are 20 people in an empty, square room. Each person has full sight of the entire room and everyone in it without turning his head or body, or moving in any way (other than the eyes). Where can you place an apple so that all but one person can see it?

On the head of anyone of them, or under his/her chin.

2). You're driving a bus that is leaving on a trip from Pennsylvania and ending in New York. To start off with, there were 32 passengers on the bus. At the next bus stop, 11 people get off and 9 people get on. At the next bus stop, 2 people get off and 2 people get on. At the next bus stop, 12 people get on and 16 people get off. At the next bus stop, 5 people get on and 3 people get off. What color are the bus driver's eyes?

The colour of my eyes.

Quite the opposite.

tpbm is from Sikaman

ikamefa:
hum? my twinny don shack all my pammy?

muki 'fess up did you shack too? _{i can't smell it on your breath! but erhm!}

today na today! i go off clothe fight oh!



j-girl you should know i don't play when it comes to pammy!

Ah!

I am behind you, Ika. And the sight does not allow me speak, or think properly.


Mirror, mirror, on the wall, who's the fairest of them all?



_{Good night, Ika.}

mukina2:
*see me rolling******

hello fifuls how are ya'll

my king .where's the hex?

debo stop playn around yet?
J girl wats cool chic


omo wats sup
dammie wey you go

Oops! Did anyone feed it today, princess?

Is the cage locked?

Monsieur and Madame Porthos!!

What good pleasure it is to see you both at the same time! It is like having Christmas and New year at the same time!


Hath anyone seen senorita, peradventure?

She hath appeared to me in a dream and, by my troth, I shall neither sleep nor rest until I find and bring her to my palace.

Hmmm. . . how are you, L?

She is Senorita. And that is all I know about her.

Great, L.

Roaming the ends of the earth. . . looking for someone.

Hmmm. . . Jewel, how are you?

I'm bored, senorita.

I'm going to bed.

Call my phone when you wish to see me.

[quote author=j-girl link=topic=14891.msg937471#msg937471 date=1173118191]@Chet, j-girl doesn't mean jew-girl but you want to be a playa too?[/quote]It means jewelled, gorgeous, irresistible, ravishing, lithe (originally lady).

ikamefa:
hum?


wow! we got a couple of fossils in this forum oh! 

500 is young and full-blooded. 6007 is a fossil.

_{*Ika! *}

4 Play:
Only 500 years?You be small child now.

I was born 4000 BC, yet noone shows me respect on Nairaland.

Good to see you, Uncle.