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PoliticsRe: Updates On The 2007 Presidential Election by Genial(m): 12:09pm On Apr 23, 2007
docokwy:
I saw that picture of cows on BBC. It was pathetic and shameful. Why would that stupid hausa/fulani cattle herder bring those animals to a polling booth if not for the high level of illiteracy in that God-forsaken region? Even at airports, they allow their animals to move about. OBJ's govt is a complete disaster and the incoming northern govt will be even more so.
All full of hot air and no substance. What have cows got to do with the effectiveness of a government?

1. I do not see how being a Hausa/Fulani cattle herder makes a someone stupid.
2. If people bring guns and knives, how do cattle make the bringer thereof any more illiterate than those who bring guns and knives?
3. "Even at airports, they allow their animals to move about". Are they supposed to bind the cattle if they are allowed to graze on the runway?
4. "OBJ's govt is a complete disaster. . .". No comment. You're entitled to your opinion.
5. ". . . and the incoming northern govt will be even more so." Yawn. Nostradamus?

Back to the topic at hand. . . who's winning?  grin
Forum GamesRe: Hot Hangout Spot by Genial(m): 10:30pm On Apr 22, 2007
ikamefa:
double hummmmmmmmmmmmm! cheesy

some peeps are just ignoring me sha! * roll eyez* angry
No, pretty pie. . . I know that was meant for me. But I'm not ignoring you. Ask the princess how much I've been asking of you. . .

She has something for you from me.

Again I have to go to bed now!
Forum GamesRe: Hot Hangout Spot by Genial(m): 11:32pm On Apr 21, 2007
ikamefa:
its muki oh!
so what you t r y n a do? win back ma loff? tongue cheesy cheesy
Huh? Did something happen while I was away?

Nitey! Talk tomorrow!
Forum GamesRe: Hot Hangout Spot by Genial(m): 11:29pm On Apr 21, 2007
There'd better be an explanation for this. . . angry

Ika!!! I have run out of words to express how out of sorts I am when I miss you. wink
Forum GamesRe: Hot Hangout Spot by Genial(m): 10:52pm On Apr 21, 2007
And who is Ika getting married to? angry angry
Forum GamesRe: Hot Hangout Spot by Genial(m): 9:53pm On Apr 21, 2007
I'm in. What's going on here?
Dating And Meet-up ZoneRe: Akinwunmi Battles Debosky For The Hand Of J-girl by Genial(m): 11:16pm On Apr 20, 2007
Dear Jewel,

I would have you know that Debosky is but a victim of his own naivete. In his desire to be the man you would have him be, his pristine mind and endearing innocence have made him unaware of the schemes of foes much more adept than him in the art of gamesmanship. Too often he has been led, the ever-unsuspecting, trusting victim into the net of evil and predatory wolves whose sole aim has been to discredit him in your eyes.

Why, you ask? Because he values your love so much that they too have come to value it. Because the sight of you is the sunshine that lights up his window in the morning, the sound of your voice is the melody that lulls him to sleep every night. The thought of you is the reason for the spring in his steps at noon and the beauty of your face is what he sees in the numerous diamonds that bedeck your fingers.

Jewel, I know that by now, you know that everything he has done, he has done for the sake of the love that you share.

Make us proud. Make the right choice.

Sincerely

D'Artagnan.

*Er. . . who's paying me for this?*
Dating And Meet-up ZoneRe: Akinwunmi Battles Debosky For The Hand Of J-girl by Genial(m): 10:52pm On Apr 20, 2007
Ladies and gentlemen, I present to you. . . lipsrsealed!
Dating And Meet-up ZoneRe: Pictures Of Nairaland Members. by Genial(m): 10:49pm On Apr 20, 2007
watever:
i ddn't go again
so Azuka tells me u were in our school  grin
shocked

Come talk to me on hotmail if what you say is true.
Dating And Meet-up ZoneRe: Pictures Of Nairaland Members. by Genial(m): 10:45pm On Apr 20, 2007
My favourite. . . ! How was your trip to the moon?
Dating And Meet-up ZoneRe: Akinwunmi Battles Debosky For The Hand Of J-girl by Genial(m): 10:41pm On Apr 20, 2007
Ladies and Gentlemen, you are wise and noble people, and I only ask you to do what is normal for you to do - the right thing. This is a very simple matter that you can very easily sort out.

My client is noble, gentle and understanding. He understands exactly what the Jewel needs, anticipates all her requests and can meet them before she says a word. He knows exactly how to make the Jewel of inestimable value happy. In as much as he accepts his limitations - he's only human (though it will be easy for the Jewel to forget that!), he is committed to continuous improvement in his quest to be all that the Jewel needs him to be. Most importantly, he is exactly what the Jewel needs for her untapped reserves of love, warmth and affection to burst forth.

Ladies and Gentlemen, I present to you. . .  lipsrsealed!
Dating And Meet-up ZoneRe: Akinwunmi Battles Debosky For The Hand Of J-girl by Genial(m): 10:22pm On Apr 20, 2007
ikamefa:
you want j-girl too? kasala go bust oh! cheesy
If by "kasala" you refer to the heart-stopping excitement that causes a rapid rush of blood to the head and makes the synapses fire pleasurably in a staccato tribute to the eighth wonder of the world, I'm all for it!!

But I still can't see where I wrote or implied that I wanted J-girl.
Dating And Meet-up ZoneRe: Akinwunmi Battles Debosky For The Hand Of J-girl by Genial(m): 10:15pm On Apr 20, 2007
ikamefa:
shocked am i drunk? am i seeing right? shocked
Until now I had no idea that my voice was a hallucinogen, Ika. What part of my statement is making you see things?
Dating And Meet-up ZoneRe: Akinwunmi Battles Debosky For The Hand Of J-girl by Genial(m): 10:11pm On Apr 20, 2007
What is the prize for the winner of this election? I want to win too!
Dating And Meet-up ZoneRe: Pictures Of Nairaland Members. by Genial(m): 10:10pm On Apr 20, 2007
Ezinwannem = Hotstepper.

Didn't think it would take that long to figure out.
CultureRe: Would You Marry An Osu? by Genial(m): 10:04pm On Apr 20, 2007
stellose:
OSU AND UMEH ITS STILL IN EXISTENCE IN IGBO LAND , AND CAN NEVER BE ABOLISHED.
ANY IGBO PERSON IN THIS FORUM THAT SAYS HE OR SHE KNOWS NOTHING ABOUT OSU AND UMEH CASTE SYSTEM.
IS EITHER AN OSU OR UMEH.
The rantings of the disillusioned. . . . And who are you to make such statements? I have never heard about the "umeh" caste system.

Bite me.
Dating And Meet-up ZoneRe: Akinwunmi Battles Debosky For The Hand Of J-girl by Genial(m): 10:38pm On Apr 19, 2007
debosky:
@ Monsieur Genial please make your jet available, I want to spend the evening with my baby before I end this matter once and for all tomorrow morning wink Decent and peaceful? hmm I'll believe that when I see it.

Lauryn dear, you know there is a special place for you in ma heart, but please understand J-girl is the Queen now.
End what matter once and for all? Hmm. . . *sword at the ready*. The jet is at your disposal, my friend.
Dating And Meet-up ZoneRe: Akinwunmi Battles Debosky For The Hand Of J-girl by Genial(m): 10:14pm On Apr 19, 2007
About time too. I have arranged a private plane to take you to a secluded rendezvous for your cruise, jewel.
Dating And Meet-up ZoneRe: Akinwunmi Battles Debosky For The Hand Of J-girl by Genial(m): 5:37pm On Apr 17, 2007
ikamefa:
we don't need a divorce lawyer what we need is a love doctor!
Ok then.

Does anyone need a marriage counsellor?
RomanceRe: Babes: What Do You Fall For In A Guy? by Genial(m): 5:35pm On Apr 17, 2007
ikamefa:
oh really! grin

*la lune dans mes rêves*
Yes, really. grin

*dans tes reves? LOL! Allons y! tongue*
Dating And Meet-up ZoneRe: Akinwunmi Battles Debosky For The Hand Of J-girl by Genial(m): 5:33pm On Apr 17, 2007
Creamish:
buhahahahahahahahahahhahahaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa --- Perfect timing Genial ---I'm sure u'l be of good use here! cheesy
wink
Dating And Meet-up ZoneRe: Akinwunmi Battles Debosky For The Hand Of J-girl by Genial(m): 5:30pm On Apr 17, 2007
Erm. . . *clears throat*.

At the risk of sounding irreverently mundane, does anyone need a divorce lawyer?
RomanceRe: Babes: What Do You Fall For In A Guy? by Genial(m): 5:22pm On Apr 17, 2007
ikamefa:
@Genial is a man cheesy
Just as I was beginning to get a feel of womanhood.

Quel lune?
RomanceRe: Babes: What Do You Fall For In A Guy? by Genial(m): 11:26pm On Apr 16, 2007
mukina2:
@topic his teeth
Hehehe, princess. Bolokassssssssss!
tongue

*Que senora?*
RomanceRe: Babes: What Do You Fall For In A Guy? by Genial(m): 11:20pm On Apr 16, 2007
ikamefa:
his mind!

his Sauveur fair

finally his 12 inches lipsrsealed
Have we met before, senora?

I was wondering where my 12-inch. . . ruler had gone.

wink
RomanceRe: Should This Girl Return To The 'Short' Boyfriend She Dumped? by Genial(m): 10:47pm On Apr 16, 2007
ginajuice:
As i am posting this topic, am still confused on what to tell my friend, so i decided that Nairalanders will be of great help to me as per the advise i shld give her. My friend was my best friend back then in school. she had a pretty rough life with guys. Before she finished her HND, she met this guy whom she really didnt fancy at first because she said the guy likes to front and always wants to be noticed (maybe because d guy is not too tall.) At first d guy cudnt hv the guts to approach her so he sent a classmate of hers to help tell her of his intention. she later met with d guy on a date, but she cudnt imagine herself falling for this guy, but they seeing each other almost all the time before the guy finished n left school.

She later finished herself and she met d guy again by chance, d guy continued from where he stop, showering her with lots of care, attention n love, she was confused n decided to seek for my opinion about the guy whether she shld agree to d guy n go into a relationship, she however said she don't think she can marry him based on d fact she analysed earlier n moreover, she wants to marry a tall guy because she is not too tall herself.

Well i told her d guy is not bad n she shld leave that fantasy of tall guys n give him a try. she agreed n they started a relationship, she actually enjoyed herself, the guy went ahead to pay for her Computer 2 wks crash programm be4 she will proceed for her NYSC. ok lets say the relationship lasted for just 3mths because she went for her Youth service in September.

d guy almost weeped because she was leaving, he saw her off to d park n refused to leave. After the 3wks orientation camp, she came back to lag (she was posted to Sokoto State) to see this guy, n he spoilt her silly. she went back, 2 wks later this guy came all the way from lag. to visit her in sokoto n spent 3 nights with her. D guy eventually left n suddenly she met this other guy there in sokoto, they were all serving together. u wont believe it, my friend fell for this other guy and they started dating, they stayed together like couples while in youth service, they both finished n came back to lag. then the big wahala now started, she didnt know how to tell her first guy about this new guy, so she was playing the two games(seeing the first guy n d new guy). At a later point she got feed up of playing two games. She felt she was hurting her 1st guy by not telling him d truth. she told me she has made up her mind and decided that she sticks with her new guy. Her reasons for leaving the 1st guy is summarised below:

Her 1st guy is too soft, that she fears she will sit on his head, d guy is afraid of her, afraid that she might leave him, he is not always comfortable when he sees her with any tall person.
- D guys listens to alot of gossips about her outside, because it happens that most of g guy's friends went to d same school with her. because d guy drinks alot, he is always in d coy. of his friends that drink, n when they sit, they tend to gossip alot. Although he tells her weneva he sees her of what people r saying about her and she gets angry n tell d guy that if he wants to hear anything about her, he shld tell n she would gladly narrate her escapeds in school. but d guy wont listen.

- he loves her like a school boy who just fell inlove for d first time, so it irritates her at times. she sees d guy as being weak and not strong enough to protect her.
- she said she is still not comfortable with d guy's stature.

So she eventually left d guy for this other she met in NYSC. it wasnt easy though because d 1st guy cried when they parted. Now she is in d 3year relationship with this older guy, but unfortunately while she is working now, the guy is still searching for a job. she is kind of frustrated n wants to get married very soon. Meanwhile her 1st guy is already working.
Now she wants to go back to her 1st guy knowing very that he still loves her very much n he would take her back.
But she is scared because she knows it wont be easy like that, knowing she has really hurt d guy.

so please want do u think she shld do in this circumstances.
Tell your friend to jump from the nearest bridge. Did you see her reason for wanting to go back to the first guy?  angry
CrimeMan Forced To "marry" Goat! by Genial(op): 10:42pm On Apr 16, 2007
A Sudanese man has been forced to take a goat as his "wife", after he was caught having sex with the animal.
The goat's owner, Mr Alifi, said he surprised the man with his goat and took him to a council of elders.

They ordered the man, Mr Tombe, to pay a dowry of 15,000 Sudanese dinars ($50) to Mr Alifi.

"We have given him the goat, and as far as we know they are still together," Mr Alifi said.

Mr Alifi, of Hai Malakal in Upper Nile State, told the Juba Post newspaper that he heard a loud noise around midnight on 13 February and immediately rushed outside to find Mr Tombe with his goat.

"When I asked him: 'What are you doing there?', he fell off the back of the goat, so I captured and tied him up."

Mr Alifi then called elders to decide how to deal with the case.

"They said I should not take him to the police, but rather let him pay a dowry for my goat because he used it as his wife," Mr Alifi told the newspaper.

http://news.bbc.co.uk/nol/ukfs_news/hi/newsid_4740000/newsid_4748200/4748292.stm
Dating And Meet-up ZoneRe: Pictures Of Nairaland Members. by Genial(m): 8:49pm On Apr 15, 2007
Appreciation. They appreciate me too, don't they now? tongue
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Fa Cup Final Manchester United Vs Chelsea by Genial(m): 7:22pm On Apr 15, 2007
Become a rugby fan. grin
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Fa Cup Final Manchester United Vs Chelsea by Genial(m): 7:16pm On Apr 15, 2007
Chelsea for a quadruple.

Somehow, scoring 7 goals in one game seems to be too unkind and should be punished. tongue
PoliticsRe: Nigeria's Image Was Badly Damaged On Oprah Today! by Genial(m): 11:55pm On Apr 13, 2007
4 Play:
The truth needs to be told sometimes.It is true that Nigeria as a whole has a high rate of delinquency but there is no point pretending its frequency does not vary across the different ethnicities.

It is well known that the Igbos are a greedy and money obsessed tribe.This character drives them to commit crime way beyond that of others
IBDat:
@monshege - yes we do need to focus on the main issue, but at the same time we need to tackle the problem from the roots. If you take on the big timers you send a message to the up n comings, n at the same time the media interest not only dwindles but can be spurn as a positive. N those big timers are?
4 Play:
Igbos!
I agree. In Nigeria, Igbos looted the treasury and made the nation bankrupt. All the mob bosses and warlords in Nigeria are Igbos. The former Nigerian IG was an Igbo man. All the yahoo boys are Igbo. All the African fraudsters and con-men featured on ABC, CNN and Oprah's shows are Igbo. Igbos caused the 911 bombing. Igbos caused the 7/7 bombings. Igbos caused the war in Iraq. This is a no-brainer, really.

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