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Angel. . .

Can I perhaps attend to my palace first?

I would not be untrue to my princess. . .

Neither to such a beauty as you are. . .

What can I do?

Angel,

Your allure would drive a man out of his mind. . . .

_{*Lawd help me!*}

I am not in a position to recieve this great honour, angel.

I have not conferred with my princess of old (even though I haven't seen her for weeks now!)

Perhaps. . .

Angel. . .

Your kindness melts my heart. . .

Your sweetness my resolve. . .

But, alas. . . !

I know, my angel.

It would be a man's dream to have you. . . .

I have had a princess, sweet angel.

svs:
don't worry i can be urs forever king genial
just take me,take me,keep me in your lounge forever

You call me King, angel.

I take it that you have visited my palace.

You are aware of the state of affairs in it, are you not?

I would, too.

But looking at your signature. . .

I'm afraid not. I do not rob hearts, angel.

svs:
sorry genial,please don arrest me

I'm not a police man, angel.

But with such an invitation. . . from a belle. . .

I'm seriously considering joining the force temporarily. . . if that would give me the opportunity to arrest you!

2cantango:
Lol @svs

I'm off to slumber land now - Goodnight all.

Be good while I'm gone.

Bye, ma'am.

svs:
bye j girl hope u can still walk!!!!

I think this is serious.

How can anyone stand such barbaric treatment that would rob them of their locomotor ability?

Has anyone contacted the police?

retro:
How should I do that?

Doesn't he know the meaning of jealousy?

OK. Accuse him falsely then. Get him to defend himself!

retro:
Yes. It was pretty hot in the in bed last night thread.

Really? Did the heat wave get there too?

svs:
j girl was moaning and diddy screaming j girls name

What?! _{*stops his ears with his fingers*}

Er. . . you mean Diddy beat her up? Domestic violence!!

retro:
DRAMA; I'm thinking of dumping Afeni!

Not dramatic enough.

You should accuse him of domestic violence. . . or something in that class.

Or perhaps you should make him jealous and then set him up?

retro:
You missed the second drama. I think you should invent the third drama.

I think I get it now.

Diddy and Jewel?

retro:
You missed the second drama. I think you should invent the third drama.

Second drama? Hmm. . . .

2cantango:
Welcome back Sir Genial.

Thank you, fair lady. Your angels are in good health?

svs:
@genial yup how are u?

I'm fine, angel. Come to think of it. . .

I feel even better now. Could it be the sound of your voice. . . or the sight of you. . . ?

Perhaps both.

_{*clears throat discreetly*}

OK. Now the first drama is over, what's next?

_{*applauds the counsel*}

This is getting too one-sided. The plaintiff is beginning to sound like a broken record.

Ms Retro, you really should consider engaging the services of a lawyer.

I fear that you're getting mauled by the counsel's intellectual dexterity.

The Lord is my Light - Andrae Crouch

2cantango:
Lol Sir Genial, I'll take that as a compliment.


Don't worry j-girl, we'll fill him in.

A compliment it is indeed, ma'am.

2cantango:
retro dear, I think it's time to give it up.

Even the strongest man would take over 4 seconds just to release his trouser snake.

Hehehehehe

LOL @Duchess

_{*you sure are a hard one! Wouldn't like to be opposite you on the bench!*}

[quote author=j-girl link=topic=16172.msg511386#msg511386 date=1153568589]Retro i stand for justice, you and afeni say all kinds of sexual things in here and you don't expect a guy to react? I'm sorry, we should even charge you for indecent exposure. Why would any other guy see you opening your bra?

Case against IBB is dismiissed

New cases
Afeni - attempted murder
Retro - indecent exposure[/quote]Hehehehehe - Oh, my goodness!

Your honour

I ask that this new evidence be withheld from the case until counsel has been able to study it in detail.

_{*looks scornfully at Retro, "that was a cheap move!"*}

Er. . .

Jewel dear. . .

Don't you have a plane to catch or something?

_{*clears his throat, looking at the plaintiff in anticipation of a good legal meal*}

Will the plaintiff please step up to the witness stand?

hehehe

Retro is not the accused in this case, Jewel. IBB is.

I am not on the same side with Debosky. Debosky is the acting judge/jury. Needless to say, we do not exactly agree on some points regarding this case.

I have assumed the office of the public defender - in this case, counsel for the defence.

I have just requested permission to cross-examine the witness, to wit, Retro.

Is that a good summary? Reading the last 3 or 4 pages should help you understand exactly what's been going on!

hehehe. The old spark resurfaces!

UK.

Genial:
Good to see you, Jewel.

You arrived just at the nick of time.

Perhaps you can inject some sanity to the bench?

This court stands the grave risk of being mocked by the ineptitude of the gown.

What this means, Jewel, is that you're supposed to be a part of the process of justice. Can you please step up to the bench and end this mockery of justice?

Not good enough.

It was I that was off for a long time, not her.

Now I've returned, but only for a season.

I haven't seen her for the past weeks.

What would your answer be if you were me?

[quote author=j-girl link=topic=16172.msg511274#msg511274 date=1153565118]lol. Answer my question.

Diddy and I have a very unexplainable and complicated relationship. Nothing much though, I'm asking for money, i have to use endearments or he won't answer me[/quote]What question?

What is the meaning of 'flirtation'?