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debosky:
Counsel genial I appreciate your discomfort at some of these issues

need I remind you that the plaintiff claims to have gone through a horrifying ordeal thus we cannot expect her recollection

to be exactly accurate, only the pertinent aspects need to be precise all others can be neglected.

since she is not as learned as your honorable self, she uses a bit of layman's description of the incident.

She claims to have been extremely traumatized and unable to have normal sexual relations thus leading to the intact nature

of the fingerprints left on her bosom - a fact your client has not refuted. I reiterate till the defendant can produce an acceptable statement of his

view of events, i cannot but still maintain my current leaning towards ms retro, despite the minor inconsistencies in her testimony

debosky:
This is truly a difficult case.

evidence has been produced of a torn bra, and finger print evidence from ms retro's ahem. . . mammaries shows contact was indeed made

the issue to be resolved was the nature of the contact- consensual or forced.

in this case counsel genial the burden of proof lies on your [/i]side, since your client has refused to turn in his statement

I hereby order that camp IBB defended by counsel genial turn in their evidence to counter ms retro's as i am presently inclined to accepting her version of events

Court is adjourned

g'night ms retro

retro:
It's burning hot, that's why the window was opened. When I said 'ran', it was used without a meaning. I didn't see him so I don't know how he entered. I assumed.

I was waiting for Afeni to come out of the room. We were going to do it.

debosky:
hmm counsel genial please produce some evidence to back up your claims, so far all you have offered is conjecture

and aspersions cast on the person of mrs retro afeni

retro:
I don't hate you, I dislike you. Anyways, here's my statement;

I opened my bra for Afeni to come in, but he wasn't there. IBB saw my bra and quickly ran to me, I rejected him and he slapped me and tore my bra. Afterwards, he put his thingy inside me and started making weird moves. I screamed and Afeni came and helped me. He pushed IBB and shot him.
IBB touched my nipples!

retro:
Afeni was the only one there. I'm sure IBB was peeking through the window!

svs:
no
am out of here bye genial babii
bye retro and debo

svs:
@gen
stop being silly

svs:
i want your answer to be truth!!!

svs:
gosh!just say if its positive or negative!

debosky:
most definitely, even additional bond breakers such as external affection, gifts and even begging have been employed

but this newest bond has been reinforced to withstand even the energy of a super-nova explosion, even more indestructible than

wolverines adamantium skeleton

svs:
@genial princess ,hubby anything u call it
u are romantically bonded aint u?

debosky:
The reactants migrated to another reaction zone where optimal rates and exclusivity could be achieved. the former zone was open to too many other reactive species, leading to the sidelining of the rare and inestimable blue species

no amount of convincing can lead to the breaking of the triple covalent bonding coupled with van der waals attractions currently exsisting

diddy4:
it was highly profitable till it lost some ions and became less effective. i could have easily replaced the ions but i decided to sell it off and rebuy it after sometime.

svs:
@genial r u muki's hubby?

diddy4:
@genial
im not actually interested in when the specie will be available. im interested in how fresh it will be when it is finally available.

kellorah:
from matchmaking to sukul. wetin dey happen for hia?

diddy4:
@genial
my apologies to you sir.

debosky:
unfortunately for entrepreneurs like yourself tryin to use this new energy source, there exists only one each of the two species. one off creations of

cataclysmic cosmic incidents

I cannot divulge the full chemical structures of Debo and Blue (patents pending). self propagation from the reactor is the only feasible source of similar reactants, current reactor cycles inhibit mass production due to the long gestation periods involved.

svs:
@genial are u with muki?

diddy4:
@genil and debo

you guys aint the only guys that studies chemistry so y'all should quit this chemical terminologies.

svs:
@genial thanx,love ya

debosky:
@ Genial, the reactants are self replenishing, just needing a short residence time (read naps) in between reactor cycles. each cycle is allowed to proceed to completion with synchronised exhaustion of both species.

svs:
kiddin genial i tot u were being silly ,sorry
friends?

svs:
shut up genial!!
go and find sumfin lse to do or sleep or sumfin

debosky:
@ Genial

Its a spontaneous 5th order reaction, highly exothermic resulting in heavy sweating. reactor shape is usually rectangular, but reactions have been known to take place in other reactors (read-kitchen, shower, elevator )

commercial benefits, hmm smart, sexy and intelligent offspring

svs:
blue is just the short form of bluenubian
ure soo ridiculous genial

debosky:
nah its the color obtained by the spontaneous combustion of species Debo & Blue in a reactor aka 'the bedroom'