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Dimples129:
Hard working is very sexy so I choose hard working.

So smart is what? Maybe sexy without "Y".

EmpressT:
Absolutely yes.

How have u been surviving? Are you fit?

IamLaura:
They look so local and razz

Wehdon ma!! Ms global

Boleyndynasty2:
Where people learn this stupidity is what i don't understand

Maybe we should ask Romeo and Juliet!!

Ok

See dis one

EmpressT:
Lagos is where I was born and raised. So, i live in there.

That means u r lagosian by birth and by Origin u are from the other State. I see. But I hear in Lagos it's all about survival of d fittest!

EmpressT:
Nope.

You doing what there then?

EmpressT:

Do u school in Lagos?

1. My son, if you keep spending on a woman and she never asked you if you’re saving or investing, and she keeps enjoying the attention, don’t marry her.
2. My son, a woman could be a good wife to you, some could be a good mother to your children but if you’ve found a woman like a mother to you, your children and your family, please don’t let her go.
3. My son, don’t confine the position of your wife to the kitchen, where did you get that from? Even in our days, we had farm-lands where they worked every morning . . . that was our office.
4. My son, if I tell you that you’re the head of the house, don’t look at your pocket; look if you will see a smile on your wife’s face.
5. My son, if you want to have a long life, let your wife be in-charge of your salary, it will be difficult for her to spend it when she’s aware of the home needs and bills to pay but if it’s in your care, she will keep you asking even when all has been spent.
6. My son, don’t ever beat your woman, the pain in her body is nothing to be compared to the wound on her heart and that means you may be in trouble living with a wounded woman.
7. My son, now that you’re married, if you live a bachelor kind of life with your wife, you will soon be single again.
8. My son, in our days, we had many wives and many children because of our large farm-lands and many harvests, there are hardly any land for farming anymore, so embrace your woman closely.
9. My son, under the cocoa tree that I did meet your mother could be your eateries and restaurants of nowadays, but remember, the closet thing we did there was to embrace each other.
10. My son, don’t be carried away when you start making more money, instead of spending on those tiny legs that never knew how hard you worked to get it, spend it on that woman that stood by you all along.
11. My son, when I threw little stones or whistled at the window of your mother father’s house, to call her out, it was not for sex, it was because I missed her so much.
12. My son, remember, when you say your wife has changed, there could be something you’ve stopped doing too.
13. My son, your mother, Asake rode the bicycle with me before I bought that tortoise car outside there, any woman that won’t endure with you in your little beginning should not enjoy your riches.
14. My son, don’t compare your wife to any woman, there are ways she’s enduring you too and has she ever compared you to any man?
15. My son, there is this thing you people call feminism, well, if a woman claim to have equal right with you in the house, divide all the bills into two equal parts, take one part and ask her to start paying the other part.
16. My son, I met your mother a virgin and I took more yams to her father, if you don’t meet your wife a virgin, don’t blame her, what I didn’t tell you is that our women had prestige.
17. My son, I didn’t send your sisters to school because I was foolish like many to think a female child won’t extend my family name, please don’t make that mistake, the kind of female achievers I see nowadays has made the male-gender an ordinary tag.
18. My son, your mother have once locked up the cloth I was wearing and almost tore it because she was angry, I did not raise my hand to beat her because of a day like this, so that I can be proud to tell you that I never for once beat your mother.
19. My son, in our days, our women had more of natural beauty, though I wouldn’t lie to you, some had minor painting of their appellation mostly on their arms, the ones you people now call tattoo, but don’t forget that they didn’t expose any part of their body like your women of nowadays.
20. My son, your mother and I are not interested in what happens in your marriage, try to handle issues without always coming to us.
21. My son, remember I bought your mother’s first sewing machine for her, help your wife achieve her dreams just as you’re pursuing yours.
22. My son, don’t stop taking care of me and your mother, it’s a secret of growing old and having children to take care of you too.
23. My son, pray with your family, there is a tomorrow you don’t know, talk to God that knows everything, everyday.
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EmpressT:
Mile 12

OK!! That means it's 12 Mile from Ogun?

EmpressT:
Lagos is a mega city. If im not exaggerating Lagos seems to accomodate a very large number of people.

I read d population equals that of 3 African states. Which part do u stay?

Tamarapetty, come and explain yasef here

EmpressT:
Trying to........
Ogun state but i based in lagos

Google the rest, Ogun to Lagos. Hmmmm why is most people on this forum from Lagos? What's it about this Lagos sef, every time Lagos, the experience Lagos, un experience Lagos, comedy Lagos, everything Lagos like say na only Lagos b Nigeria.

EmpressT:
Lolz. That one no fit possible o. Abeg, spare me that question haba.

Hehehehe!! I know! Was just trying to..... where u from?

EmpressT:
Eeeh! Wetin u won ask make I start talking if it is within my reach?

You mean rich like money? (jux kidding)
Tell me your the entire history of your life, starting from your great grand father! #Yolo.

EmpressT:
I know. Nobody can be compared to you dear. You are you...

Thank you!! Now continue ur talking, and lemme be observing, am an Inec official.

EmpressT:
Of course you are my dear. I was curious to know if you were him or not.

Ayah, but am not him, not even close to him.

EmpressT:
really? You resemble one my dear? My own collins friend is very good looking and polite.

So u are saying am not polite and not good looking abi?

EmpressT:
You look someone I met on facebook. His name is Collins. I hope you are not him?

Collins ke! My lineage no get that type name for a start.

There's no harm in trying, it's better to try and loose again than to chicken out. Just my opinion though

Empress Kwantinue, am just observing first

Elis49:
Yes I was there...Hope I have answered you?...Some pipu cannot just mind their business.. Smh

Hehehe. Ok let me mind my biz.

Daeylar:
Lalasticlala
Mynd44
Please FP

Daeylar

Elis49:
Shizzi really tried for you..Nice one OBO

How you take know, you dey there?

Oga stay for Australia and follow what is happening there, who send u?

But why? Is dat what u r employed to present?

Deefuray:
Na the only thing I see be that o

Ha!!! I kant shout, God dey.

Deefuray:
colourless preek??
how does she know it's colourless

N'a only wetin dey d news b dat?

classicB:
I remember in 300level, there's this free thinker lecturer that narrated the Yoruba story of creation, as soon as he was through the class started laughing and questioning the stupid idea of how an hen could have used its leg to spread sand over the world. Then I thought what if this is the same story the white men told us, would we have doubted it and call it stupid?
We are basically religious in this country. Nothing Christian about us

The white man really cooked a very sweet and intelligent story for us, they knew majority of our trad. Rulers were not all that wise, they knew that if a king could sell his fellow human in exchange for ordinary mirror, then if they tell him that after he died if he believe in a way he would make it to a place called heaven, this they used to perpetuate their mission. Yeah Africans have always been religious in our own way!!