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Thabk God we are christians

Agboni-basket,long goodnite. Rip to one of the first nigeria goalkeeper to make it in one of europe top league. Adieu

Jesus the hope assembly

We are stil in january,why this april fool?

I fear for this country.

G . A . Y in making

@ Holden u wan murder me with laugh like mama peace inglich

No Jonny impact in Edo state. Period.

I have a dream that one day we the masses will rise up and fight for what is constitutionally ours. We are too gulible in this country. How long will your people suffer in silent,oh LORD?

I have a dream that one day we the masses will rise up and fight for what is constitutionally ours. We are too gulible in this country. How long will your people suffer in silent,oh LORD?

He cant try it on nigeria roads with our countless overhead cables

On point

How was he impregnated?

Ok

@barritone,just my observation

@princecalm,which list?

I know say everybody go dey form number 10

10 TYPES OF NIGERIA HUSBANDS 1-PANADOL HUSBAND;Used wife as a problem solver,only loves wife when needing something from her. He is clever and knows wife's weeknesses and captalize on dat to get relief from wife 2-BACHELOR HUSBAND;Does things on his own without consulting wife. Hangs out alot with friends more than wife. Not serious about marital life. 3-ACIDIC HUSBAND; Is always boiling like acid and always angry,violent,moody,dominating and very dengerous. 4-ANCESTRAL HUSBAND; want to be treated like king and treat wife like slave. Likes wife to perform old tradition respect and hates being called their first name. 5-GENERAL HUSBAND; He is husband to every woman,loves and cares 4 girlfriends more than his wife likes giving money to girlfriend and have more female friends. 6-DRY HUSBAND; very moody and stingy and dnt consider wife's emotion and dnt make d relationship enjoyable. Have no sense of humour. 7-PARASITE HUSBAND; lazy and loves wife for the sake of money. Use wife's money on girlfriends. No initiatve and does not help wife with house responsilities. 8-VISINTING HUSBAND; Not always at home,come as a visitor, provides family all material things but have no time for. 9-BABY HUSBAND; Irresponsible and childish,cant make decision on his own without asking his mother or relatives,compares wife to relatives and run to them always if something goes wrong. 10- CARING HUSBAND; Caring and loving. Provides material and emotional needs and makes time for family. Guides home spiritually. Very responsible and treats wife as partner and helper.

Op,wot of those of us that are eyimba fans

ECN,NEPA,PHCN or BEDC etc, we are still generating the same output as per 2003!

I laugh at those that are saying things are getting better. They should come to benin city,those who are unable to buy generators now trap fireflies in transparent bottles to utilies it at night. THINGS ARE GETTING BETTER INDEED!

It is not the kids fault,i believe is due to the herb prepare by our local midwives with monkey femur bone administer to our expectant mothers during ante-natal. Why wont d kids be mischivious or always restless

This is minute compare to how my aunty is trying to rein my two years old stuborn nephew

[quote author=akinsadeez post=29429488]The bolded is the part that really caught my attention in this case. From the story and the statement of the suspect as well as witnesses, he acted alone and he even confessed that he didn't know what came over him meaning the crime was not pre-planned. Despite this clear evidence, the police went and arrested the suspect as well as some boys residing in the area.

The question is, why did they arrest those other boys? The Nigerian police is fond of going to the scene of a crime and arresting everybody in the vicinity, mostly innocent passersby. The worst part of it that some of these innocent people keep languishing in jail awaiting trial for years especially those who cant buy/bribe their way out. Some of them are only acquitted after going through trials that take years. I have handled some of these cases and I always feel bad for the wasted years of these innocent suspects.

This case is clear cut. The police should release those other boys and face the suspect squarely.[if they release how will police get extra bail money. In Benin,when two people are fighting,police will arrest them,their relatives,friends,neigbours,onlookers and passerbys/quote]

He is a clear replica of the chief priest of my village deity

I vehemetly blame those greedy landlords who dnt care about d welfare of their tenants. One restroom for how many people?

At times i wonder if we as a nation have a president or we are rule by a group of clueless imbeciles who cant see beyond their noses. Only God can save us

It would be ideal if nairaland can start farting competition in nigeria just like silverbird to most beautiful girl in nigeria. It will be very innovative. The initial edition should be under the following categories; most stinking,most durable,loudest,most frequent e.t.c. You can add yours.

Pls does anyone know any farting competition? I love to try my hobby

Lord,why am i signing my death warrant

OPEN WAR:season two. Season one came out exactly a year ago with the open letter from OBJ 2 GEJ. Jonna,over 2 u

There is nothing that cant happen in this country. One day,we will all wake up and find out that nigeria has disapper as well.