Health › Re: Why Did I Ejaculate During Examination At Covenant University? by ghettochild(m): 11:47am On Apr 30, 2025 |
U never Dey under tension during tough exams with not enough time that ur gbola go strong n piss go Dey catch u at the same time n u need to be shakin ur leg to relieve the tension. |
Crime › Re: Dr. Akintunde Bowden Shot Dead By Neighbor During Dispute Over Loud Music by ghettochild(m): 7:54pm On Apr 28, 2025 |
franchasng: But why attempt breaking her door with a leg kick knowing that most people in America own a gun and are always eager to use it at any slightest provocation? This is really sad, sometimes it pays to be patient. Just like that a great and promising man got wasted in a foreign land, God abeg oh  That's obviously a lie by the defendant. |
Education › Re: Would My Children Be Good In Maths? by ghettochild(m): 6:58pm On Apr 28, 2025 |
Samantha125: I'm also terrible in mathematics, if you want to ruin my day, tell me to do mathematics...I even dropped it in high school and didn't continue with it for the rest of my high school years.
I made sure to get a man who's good in mathematics and science hoping that they'll inherit his brains because if they inherit mine, they're doomed...🤦🤦🤦 Lol did you switch to mathematics literacy.?? |
Romance › Re: Which Of This Should He Choose by ghettochild(m): 6:30pm On Apr 28, 2025 |
Make e forge one medical course admission n get the 600 n use his for publishing his songs |
Romance › Re: Have You Ever Been Wooed/toasted On Behalf Of Someone Else by ghettochild(m): 6:27pm On Apr 28, 2025 |
Yes the girl just gave me a note with her friend's number saying my friend wants u to call her.. Meanwhile I no to like the girl na the msgr I get interest in but I just guessed she go get many bf.. Story cut short... I knack the sender... n next day, she told everyone around say we dey knack just to secure her territory.. That act alone make me just friend zone her n we never had anything together again... even now wey she don born...na just hi we dey hi each other.. And now wey msgr sef don born n i dey try woo her.. she say she can't date person wey don knack her friend... I kukuma lock up |
Education › Re: The Trials, Tribulations And Triumphs Of Graduating With A Firstclass Degree by ghettochild(m): 6:23pm On Apr 28, 2025 |
Congrats.. I pray u get a job with ease |
Literature › Re: Chained With Diamonds: Inside The Ocean by ghettochild(m): 9:38pm On Apr 26, 2025 |
Come and update ooo 1 Like |
Travel › Re: Advice Needed On Expired Visa & Leaving Nigeria – Best Options? by ghettochild(m): 9:04pm On Apr 26, 2025 |
You can leave thru Benin republic |
Travel › Re: Oghenero Adaware: What Cape Verde Taught Me About Being Nigerian by ghettochild(m): 7:19pm On Apr 26, 2025 |
Sharpsharp00123: oga all u wrote here is rubbish
One thing outsiders know about Nigeria is crime
Forget your stories, they only remember crime when u talk Nigeria n they don't care about your politicians or internal conflict or terrorist.
I remember when I was in an arab country for a course, once u introduce yourself as a Nigerian the first question they ask u is that
Are u the Nigerian prince?
Or
Do u know hushpuppy?
Some will even give u space n some will treat u with the mindset that u can Rob them any moment
I remember I met a woman at an eatery n when she knew I was a Nigerian she said awusubilahi n left, it was later I learnt that that word means God rebuke d devil
Those people only know we do drugs, fraud n are criminals
They don't care about boko haram or your politicians
There's an American movie where a grandpa was telling his grandsons that he just hit a jackpot online n they replied that it could just b a Nigerian messing with his brain.
That's how they see us Honestly, A movie or documentary should be made titled how they see us(Naija Version) |
Music/Radio › Re: In ‘Gimme Dat’, Ayra Starr, Wizkid Evoke Undeniable Nostalgia - Review by ghettochild(m): 6:13pm On Apr 26, 2025 |
I like the fact that people are now been honest with wizzy n telling him to change his style of music or just quit.. Me I go even advise he gets to sign song writers |
Romance › Re: Lady Tries To Win Back Her Boyfriend With A ‘cheap’ Watch After Cheating On Him by ghettochild(m): 9:08am On Apr 23, 2025 |
That guy na the real gee |
Travel › Re: Living Abroad, Do Not Associate With A Nigerian.. by ghettochild(m): 9:04am On Apr 23, 2025 |
Bro I had this mind set moving to S.A But make I tell u the truth.. u still need people Unless of course u went abroad with a job offer n already had everything...but if na to hustle carry u enter, u still need ur people sha. |
Romance › Re: Please Help,my Wife Has Given Me Two Weeks To Send My Mother Back T The Village. by ghettochild(m): 9:01am On Apr 23, 2025 |
Oga choose ur mother oooo. Ask people wey wish their mom was still alive |
Properties › Re: Have You Lived In A Haunted House? by ghettochild(m): 7:03pm On Apr 22, 2025 |
Mindlog: Yes, during my student days here in the UK.
The children residential home company I worked for, got me to work for them in a location away from where I lived. To save the daily cost of shuttling from the workplace to my home which would have cost me about £26 daily and the hours. They had shortage of staff and needed me to work 5 days back to back during that winter time, they offered me to stay in one of their homes they were still setting up for business, with about 95% set up.
It was a 2 storey 5 bedroom townhouse, next to it is a care home for the elderly, I stayed all alone in that house...wetin I experience no get part 2!😂😂 Kindly share.. |
Literature › Re: Number 225 Katakata Street by ghettochild(m): 10:02pm On Apr 21, 2025 |
1 Like |
Sports › Re: Leeds And Burnley Secured Promotion To The Premier League by ghettochild(m): 9:53pm On Apr 21, 2025 |
And burnley after one season. |
Sports › Re: Leeds And Burnley Secured Promotion To The Premier League by ghettochild(m): 9:51pm On Apr 21, 2025 |
Leed is back after two seasons down there. |
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Politics › Re: China Turns To Nigeria, Other Emerging Economies As US Markets Freeze by ghettochild(m): 10:30am On Apr 21, 2025 |
Can china use a 3rd party country like Nigerian to sell their goods to the Us Market |
Nairaland General › Re: Apology For Rough Rollout Of New Bot Mandate by ghettochild(m): 10:22am On Apr 21, 2025 |
Seun: Dear Nairalanders,
For years, people have been alleging that Nairaland is a toxic place where people insult each other and exhibit uncontrolled tribal bigotry. So after my last thread, we decided to follow through by extending the mandate of our anti-spam bot to include dealing with toxicity.
Unfortunately, the roll out wasn't smooth: many innocent members were unjustly banned. We apologize profusely for this. We will keep tweaking the bot to make it more accurate. Meanwhile, please reach out to the mods and supermods if you are unjustly banned.
Hit me with your suggestions and complaints. What is Nairaland without these normal banters are insults  That shows the true reflections of our ethnic differences… Some of us come here to get entertained reading banters. Seun, you can’t stop or reduce this. Try it n see our less of traffic you will get on this site. |
Romance › Re: Guys Please Help Me Interpret This Dream by ghettochild(m): 9:49am On Apr 21, 2025 |
TheVillian: Hmmmm, this hit me in a dangerous place. You've seen me finish. Sometimes even when I made up my mind not be of assistance to people again. By the time I find myself in the situation, I won't be able to help it.
This is too painful sha. I wonder how people will have the mind to repay evil to someone who has helped them.
The best way for me to achieve this is to cut off many people. They only find me when they need me anyway. I thought I was being useful, but could it be I was being used? People do evil regardless of how good you are to them It’s the balance of life.. Ying&Yang Just stop been nice Ma rerin! Kala! |
Romance › Re: Guys Please Help Me Interpret This Dream by ghettochild(m): 11:25pm On Apr 20, 2025 |
TheVillian: Honestly, I'm not trying to be boastful. But God has really used me to help lots of people. But they ended up betraying me and that's why my life is ruined today Just stop helping outsiders. I have stopped oooo n since then no one dey betray me.. And the help I render sef.. Na shikini help o.. Not the one that will inconvenient me. Anyways ur dream simple means u should be careful of losing all that you have worked for to a stranger who will eventually be a lady.. In essence, no just help anybody nomatter the story,situation or condition cos u too get pity eye... So use ur head make dem no use u ooo. I used to be like u when if comes to helping. Infact u r the type that if u have 1000 u can give it all out to someone in need.. Abeg change ooo. Dey give like 100 not the entire money... Even Kwam1 sing say make u do good with sense |
Family › Re: Husband Reports Wife To Families After Finding Adult Toys In Her Belongings by ghettochild(m): 11:03pm On Apr 20, 2025 |
Using intimacy gadgets is another kind of cheating.. Imagine the man was the one using a intimacy gadget(those ones with vaginas).. How will the wife react  |
Family › Re: Husband Reports Wife To Families After Finding Adult Toys In Her Belongings by ghettochild(m): 11:02pm On Apr 20, 2025 |
Sometimes na bad company dey influence these women.... am sure she must have complained to friends about her lack of sexual fulfillment from her man for them to have advised her.. Instead of discussing with her man how she must be pleasured to get maximum satisfaction.... Now she just have sex with the men to please him...and gets her satisfaction from the toys. |
Politics › Re: Osun Student Electrocuted With Plugged Phone by ghettochild(m): 6:56pm On Apr 20, 2025 |
I guess God really saved me that year for Nsukka when lighting struck my room and I had Nokia Symbian phone in my hand.....and the lighting slapped it out of my hand... The night prior to that Sunday morning(Saturday night)I was washing the dishes right in front of my room whilst it was raining using the rain water... 5 minutes later, a lighting struck the spot where I was doing the washing. When I posted it on my fb... my corper friend saw the post n commented na because u no go church |
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Business › Re: A Nairalander Keke Driver Breaks His 2 Months Saving Box (Pics) by ghettochild(m): 3:04pm On Apr 20, 2025 |
Is this ur savings or the money u got from ur daily trips |
Education › Re: Regretting Why I Retook Jamb by ghettochild(m): 6:46pm On Apr 18, 2025 |
It’s not too late It’s now u time Use it well |
Politics › Re: Nigeria Exempted As Trump ‘moves To’ Shut Down US Embassies In Africa by ghettochild(m): 2:30pm On Apr 18, 2025 |
Why won’t they exempt us? When they generate millions of dollars yearly |
Investment › Re: SEC Reacts To CBEX Operations In Nigeria Amid Concerns Over Closure by ghettochild(m): 8:16pm On Apr 14, 2025 |
[quote author=AWONEYAN post=134986009]Eyes go soon clear .
Every one who puts money knows in their down mind that na another MMM wey go soon crash, but self deceit and agidi Okan is making them to boast that it pays..
Am only surprised it came so early...I was expecting it to run till December before crashing.
Any ways. Congratulations to those who made good money and did not reinvest.
Sorry to those whose money is still sucked there..
Screen shot your balance and save it...
It will be a consolation reference that you have money somewhere, your next generation will spend it[/quote
Lol
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Investment › Re: SEC Reacts To CBEX Operations In Nigeria Amid Concerns Over Closure by ghettochild(m): 8:16pm On Apr 14, 2025 |
AWONEYAN: Eyes go soon clear .
Every one who puts money knows in their down mind that na another MMM wey go soon crash, but self deceit and agidi Okan is making them to boast that it pays..
Am only surprised it came so early...I was expecting it to run till December before crashing.
Any ways. Congratulations to those who made good money and did not reinvest.
Sorry to those whose money is still sucked there..
Screen shot your balance and save it...
It will be a consolation reference that you have money somewhere, your next generation will spend it[/quote
Lol[quote author=markidoo post=134986430]Sorry for your loss
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Romance › Re: Dearly Men From 20 And Above , Name Of Life Mistake You Have Made by ghettochild(m): 12:08am On Apr 14, 2025 |
Going to university to get a degree |