₦airaland Forum

ZOO

Only possible in a zoo country..

seunny4lif:
Yes It's Lagos Any time I click confirm. It will just log me out by force. Since 2 days now

na wao...

keep trying, the fault is probably from them.

seunny4lif:
Still having problem booking a date.
Pls

Are you sure the one you registered under is for the Lagos consulate?

the first time I did that I got redirected to the London consulate where I registered without knowing it wasn't for Lagos. I tried again and was redirected to the New York consulate... I had to now search specifically for the Lagos consulate on Google.

in a short while from now, baby mama would become the 'in thing'...marriages would be seen as a thing of the past and those already married would see an increase in divorce.

It's gonna happen. Our penchant for copying everything western will eventually get us there.

Wait oo.. Shebi dey person wey dey video dis thing na fat person?

why can't he/she move his/her raggedy arse closer and away from all those kids and get us a good video?

dejiconde:
yes I did

wetin dem come dey talk after u reach dia?

is the collection slated for Thursdays only or any other day...? I wan book my own

Abeg how much did u pay?

Adadioranma79:
Two(2) years bawo? You believe in this joke that much to even give it that long a time. Trust me, Calabar babes no need that long to destroy person Destiny and good fortune. I pity him not!

why are y'all ladies subtly wishing him evil... y'all don't have all the details.

just wish him a happy married life and leave it at that. All these folks hoping the marriage crashes soonest are gonna be really disappointed when their wishes don't come true.

overall90:
I remember being taught in school about the demography of suicide, that it is mainly a thing of the oriental countries like China and Japan and then the Caucasians.Blacks especially Nigerians were way below on the ladder.I never new it will get to a point that suicide will become very common among Nigerians.
What went wrong?

same thing about suicide bombing... we always joked that a Nigerian would never be involved in such. But what are we witnessing now?

Dominiquez:
When will women learn, Ahmed will still treat her the same way he treated the first wife. If one woman is not enough for you 10 will never satisfy you.

FYI; i am married and my wife is enough for me.

Your first sentence is a fallacy... cos women are different, it doesn't always happen like that.

My Gawd...!


this kind girl go just scatter my plan of getting hitched to a Nigerian lady... this girl over set.

9jakohai:
Ghanaians also pay twice as much in electricity bills as does the average Nigerian.....and they do not do things like refusing to pay bills.

You can't give what you don't have.

When last did you pay your bills.?

Bro, how about those who use prepaid meter and still no electricity...?

baby124:
It's very true. Some guys that earn less than the price of the makeup a girl wears will want to marry the girl. They never ask themselves how they intend to take care of such a girl and maintain what attracted them to her.

So it is the man that would maintain what attracted him to the girl?

And when some guys call women commodities y'all would be up in arms.

Mac2016:
Is it the same Ateke Tom Militant? No value system! Then no future for this country if we youths could show this kind of desperation and associate with all kind of people...it should not be the Ateke Tom the Militant..smh

Bro, when I tell people that Nigeria isn't gonna get better, they look at me like some kinda fvcked up pessimist... but, that's just the ugly truth.

As long as we keep glorifying criminals, our society will continue to pay for our decadent moral values. And more people will continue to take to crime and criminality to make ends meet... cos, they obviously see the end result .

Crime pays big time in Nigeria!

Chinuaj:
my legalization is on the 25th of this month. Can i finish the translation within 2 days?

It depends on the translator. They usually give from 5 -7 days. you should start now.

This is their usual cop-out when the heat becomes unbearable... who are we going to ask?

na only una dem dey hack dia account ?

Chinuaj:
Please where can one do translation of documents at Abuja?

Could've helped you with the contact but it's stored in my other phone, which I left in Abuja. He lives in Area 1. just beside the mosque after area 1 shopping complex.

Translation is a lot cheaper in Lagos. He charges 4k per doc, but may give you discount of a thousand or two. you're going to spend more than twice what you would have spent in Lagos. So, if you are going to do your legalization in Lagos, its best you come down here for translation.

dejiconde:
all ur translated docx with original and take ur passport along

Is this after the collection of DOV? cos the docx were submitted for legalization. Have you done yours... ?

dejiconde:
u can't do pre-enrollment without admission letter.

sup bro, have you done pre-enrolment?

What do they need for that?

aribisala0:
Let us learn to use logic properly. Rejection of the resolution has NOTHING to do with security.Even if the region was safer than Switzerland with not a single kidnapping it should be rejected on principle. What principle?? government does not and should not have the authority to tell a company where to locate its headquarters. It is like a father inlaw telling his son in law where to live. If he wishes to impose such a condition it must be agreed before the wedding not after.

What we must not forget is if we agree that government has such power in the first place then why will such a power be limited to the oil industry or to decisions about location and not other things

If indeed we wish to move our country away from dependence on oil how will we attract investment in other sectors with this kind of signal. Is the oil industry the only industry in Nigeria

Imagine telling music companies or movie companies or soft drink companies etc where to locate for one pretext or another .This will cause total chaos in our economy. You start telling Davido where to make his videos or who to put in it? It is only when laws are enacted that people begin to realise they have created a monster. The majority of films are sold in Lagos so should we insist all films are shot in Lagos?

This has absolutely nothing to do with security and everything to do with establishhing limits to governent power generally

I'm trying not to agree with you, but your logic is impeccable...

NnamdiiKanu:


At least we can find quiet reserved guys

Where can we find faithful non cheating girls ??

As in ehn...this one now na sumtin else.

All in a bid to get husband, you see them dating 4-5 guys at the same time. They have no idea what love and loyalty means...just waiting for who be stupid enough to propose first. Almost all of them play this same game. Somehow, the media is only focused on the men .

dejiconde:
I don't know how d woman dey calculate am oo bt ur docx is same as mine so hold #13400

Alright...thanks!

dejiconde:
Legalization done yesterday....
the woman @ d counter asked mi wat are u here for........ I said legalization to study
Masters or undergraduate....... I said Masters
She collected my docs and went thru dem piece by piece
She said ur money is 13400, was happy cuz I budgeted 38900 I sharperly paid
So she gave mi a form to fill, I fink it's dov form I filled it and gave her bck and she said come back in a month and take appointment for collection.

bro, how much do you think mine would cost:

Transcript with the translation

Degree certificate with the translation

WAEC with the translation

NPC attestation with court affidavit and translated copy

Op where is the picture na?

The pix you have there is that of a ferrari.

repogirl:
OP, you don enter o!

I advise you to stand your ground and not beg her family. You did nothing wrong. Hold on to your son,when your wife is ready she will come to her husbands house. It might be hard caring for him in the beginning but you will get a hang of it after a while, it will become routine.

It seems the womans family is trying you to see the type of man you will be. If you start by begging for your wife, you will beg always. Your wife is wrong and she has to know she is very wrong. They kuku have no male figure of authority and thats why they are doing this. Sorry to say but some mothers no just dey try at all!

Another thing you can do is storm her house but not to beg. To complain that you dont understand what they are up to, she and her mother. Dont sound like you are begging o, sound like a dissatisfied husband. Go with elderly family members to resolve the issue.

I love this...

Hehehehe....its like babymama is now the in-thing. it seems i have developed a morbid fear of marriage.

You don't have money...

That's why your family feels comfortable treating your wife and by extension you with such disdain.

And your wife also shares the blame...everybody is busy shouting "protect" her...and i ask , protect her from what exactly? Is it that she lacks people skills and doesn't know how to make friends or endear herself to your folks?

And your wife threatening to abscond with your child can also be traced to your not having nearly enough money as she would have loved.

Like i said initially, it all boils down to " money "...just like the good book says...It answers all things!

Wow...!

Some people are indeed cursed.

dejiconde:
I no sabi where u see those ones from ooo. Anyways did you sign up at the portal? If Yes, lodge in to ur Acct and click on make reservations. There are two options dere
1. Consular chancery
2. Visa application
Go to consular chancery
Under that, there are many options click on I want to start a new legalization no family reunion
Go on from dere

Thanks once again bro...

That link directed me to the Londra or London consulate. I registered without knowing it was for their London consulate. I later searched for that of the Lagos consulate and registered.

dejiconde:
No b small CASE oo

Bro, I've been trying to book an appointment since yesterday. There is no option for "legalization". When i click on "make your reservation" these are the options that appear:

Passport office

Registry office

Citizenship

Notary services

Visa office



Does it mean they've booked all the available spaces for legalization?

dejiconde:
carry all ur translated docx as d oyinbo woman staple with d originals, if u miss one d woman go turn u bck.
D legalization woman is kinda strict as she talk just dey open ur 32 teeth for her.
She gave mi nick name......... *mouth sealed*
One more thing, if u r to pay 13400, 38900 or 16400 just make sure u hold change cuz she will send u out to go look for change if God want punish u as my case make rain dey fall heavily u go enter dat rain go look for change ooo

Just my piece of kobo.

Thanks bro...I appreciate

dejiconde:
yes.... I booked appointment for legalization @ www.prenotaonline.esteri.it besides legalization is diff frm pre-enrollment.
U will book appointment for legalization and pre-enrollment separately.

Thanks man...!