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Na barber shop Zahra dey listen to news?
Really its difficult to find stupidity this baffling
Instead of the dullard to encourage Nigerians and relate his plans to improve power generation, he is encouraging us to walk into barbers' shops to listen to news....smh

ishowdotgmail:
Why exempting UI, OAU nd Unilag......


Well the answer is simple; 3 best institutions in nigeria


Location; all in SOUTH WEST nigeria

All these names mentioned by one 19th century Prof from the South-West, who still calls Obafemi Awolowo University, University of Ife

ONE YEAR IN OFFICE - MY SPEECH
Fellow Nigerians, it is with a deep sense of grief that I welcome you to the anniversary of the inauguration of the most clueless administration yet known to any nation South of the Sahara. Indeed, we are witnessing the biblical perilious times, only in our case,it is caused and written by our own hands.
May 29th, 2015 marked the birth of 'a new dawn' in Nigeria's democratic history as the 'incapable hands' of an incumbent administration handed power to the 'tested and trusted' hands of a former military general, known to bigots and unprogressives as they have shown to be, as the People's General.This 'saviour of our country', together with his team of 'progressives' hauled attacks of all sorts at both the person and office of the president of the last administration. Need I remind us of the many new names including clueless one, President Jonathan, Jonathan, etc invented on social media bytheir e-warriors in the name of undermining the Good luck Jonathan administration and projecting the nation in negative light to enable them garner popular appeal and consequently usurp power? Need I remind us of the many promises of the 'coalition of strange bed fellows' to stabilize oil price, increase power generation by 4000MW every year, strengthen the naira against the dollar, end the transport turmoil of east-west travellers before December,2015, release of Chibok girls within two months, payment of N5000 to unemployed youths etc?
Today, we don't need extra illustrations to explain their meaning of the idiom from frying pan to fire to our children as Nigeria and Nigerians are the best illustrations around. We have a Nigeria that cannot even manage to stand where it stood. I wonder what happened to the borrowed quote of Mr President on never moving backwards. Some sympathizers of the APC denied any achievements of the GEJ administration but we all know how well hidden their faces are now.
On economy, the brainwashed believers of the demonic-broom-wielding party insisted that the said stability in foodprices witnessed under GEJ was a hoax and a completely abstract phenomena. Well I implore you to ask them how much a bag of rice currently costs. Don't even bother asking how much a basket of tomatoes costs - they might commit suicide when they hear themselves say the price.
On PMS pump price, they called GEJ all sort of names, when the best economic thinker yet known to Nigeria, Okonjo Iweala proposed the removal of subsidy. Today, after Occupying Nigeria and taking Nigeria four and half years back, as convenience has demanded of them, they have suddenly realized that subsidy removal is a step in theright direction and something to think about.On currency, they screamed to the rooftops when Naira fell to N200/dollar and called for the head of the then president.Well, they have fulfilled their campaign promise as Naira is now very 'stable' at N350/dollar. They accused GEJ of devaluing the currency, but now they have resorted to floating exchange rate..*how much better than devaluation that is, is still a big question tag to me**
On electricity, Nigerians have witnessed incessant National blackouts as the sham of a power ministry could not even afford to maintain the over 4000MW it met. Did I mention that power generation stands at a meagre 1600MW now inspite of increased electricity tariff? My amazement is drawn to how quick some gullible Nigerians were to attribute the high in power generation shortly after inauguration, to the Clueless General as effects of his body language...I'm only in wonder of whether or not this body language or odour is still anywhere around because the power ministry needs it urgently.On security, the APC were quick to politicize the Boko Haram insurgency, kidnap of innocent Chibok school girls by the sect. As pivotal to its campaign promise was promise of swift efforts to ensure the release of the girls and stamp out the insurgency. Well, all I see now is a nation headed for the rock. With the outstanding degree of verbal indiplomacy cum stupidity of the president, Nigeria has successfully pitched for itself, a battle on three fronts - the Boko Haram insurgency in the North, the IPOB and Biafran agitations in the East and the Niger Delta Avengers in the South-south. How a rational being would refer to the Stateswhose oil the nation relies solely on as '5%' and not expect them to fight back, is what beats my imagination. Well, this 5% have made global impact by setting petrol price at a seven-month high.
On corruption, this administration has failed some of us, who knew of the cluelessness of PMB in economic handling but took solace in the fact that a 'blood King' is needed at some point in any kingdom that must progress. The anticipated clean up of the mess of corruption we found ourselves has been replaced by partisan and careless misuse of antigraft agencies to kill opposition and silence vocal stakeholders in opposition political parties. This is the one area where PMB could have scored points, but shamefully, he lost it even here.
Inspite of his junketing about, PMB has scored very little points in international relations and has done very little to attract foreign support and investors to the Nigerian soil
Besides the TSA, very little can be said of achievements by the PMB administration so far, but he has 3 years hence to make a point and register his name in the league of Nigerian presidents as he has yet to do even this. However, as true progressives, let us not discontinue our commitment to supporting the government. If PMB fails, Nigeria fails and we fail consequently.
Fellow compatriots and believers in the Nigerian dream, this is not in any way, a mockery of the present administration but a wake up call to the FG. I implore you all to remain law abiding and keep hope alive. The true meaning of being a progressive lies in lending support to the government of the day and conscientiously doing all to make it succeed.
To the central power, I say you are failing Nigerians in no little measure. Dont forget that Nigerians are watching and keeping their PVCs in good condition. Come 2019, they would make better choices and you should be ready to accept their choices
To my Igbo brothers, I say that the agitations of our people through the IPOB, MASSOB and other secessionist movements is legitimate and in order. However, I put it to you that Biafra is not exactly the solution to our challenges. I salute the courageous leader of the IPOB for his doggedness in commitment to the cause of Ndigbo but I say: ONE NIGERIA!!! I believe in Nigeria and the Nigerian project. Let's all contribute our quota to the development of the Nigerian state.
To the Niger Delta Avengers, i salute your rationality in ensuring zero human casualties in all your attacks. Nigeria may be nothing but 'a mere geographical territory' but this territory is all we have, ours to defend and protect. Violence might be a way out, but it's definitely not the best way out. Please return to the dialogue table and sort things out with the Federal Government in the spirit of patriotism.Beloved Nigerians, I urge us to put Nigeria in our prayers and continue to our best to sail this country to the promised land.
I believe in Nigeria
I believe in the Nigerian project
I believe in the Nigerian dream
Happy Democracy day
Long live the Giant of Africa!!
Long live Nigeria!!!


Signed:
Giddyprance

abeg where can I stream the stuff live?

Young03:
its sold here in NSK...

Tah....Nsk kor....Ogige market ni

There are two things involved
The lion is alive, then she's dead OR
The lion isnt real and she's still our king of Queens

Adminisher:
It is only in Nigeria with brain dead people that a representative of the people openly refuses to do his job, shouts it aloud and it is accepted. David Marks constituency should recall him because of this idiotic statement but then if they are PDP then it is acceptable. You have to be brain dead to be a PDP suppoeter.

And u have to b very stupid to make such a statement. Does the presence of some bad eggs in a party make the party entirely useless?
Aren't Amaechi, Kwankwaso, Saraki, Dogara...just name them...former members of the PDP?
Is the rotten egg Tinubu not a member of the APC, is the N50m bed governor, Fayemi not a member of the APC? is Amaechi that fought Ebola with N1bn not in APC?
Idiot

Tonye Barcanista it is.....hail the National President, National Association of Wailing Wailers

ziccoit:
Ok, if I got this tweet senator right, he meant I should seek help from those I have helped in the past or those who would come begging for help for solution to my problem or assistance. How is it logical seeking help form those who could not or would not help themselves unassisted? Is that logically sound?

No wonder somebody said , "Ben looks like Obama but reasons like Obanikoro".

Whatever happened to looking inwards?

pikapizy:
APC Slave ! why are u an enemy of the truth? remember no be only u vote for buhari o neither is the man ur relative ...are you scared of the truth that you'd rather suffer and die in sentiment? God bless Dele Momodu ,God bless Ben Bruce, we need more men like this to constructively criticize or stir our govt to deliver !

Would u keep that hole in ur mouth shut already?.....I never supported Buhari and have no business supporting the coalition of strange bed fellows called APC....get dat?
I referred to Dele the way I did because I'm tired of hearing him drum support for PMB, criticize the same person, come back to tell us PMB knows what he's doing, only to come here again and spew thrash....It just appears too slimy...coupled with the fact that I'm sure he wouldn't have been this decent if he was addressing the same issue under GEJ

will this boot-licking 'anywhere belle face', pot bellied man keep shut already?

wake me when u post a credible source

Our ministerial positions have become 'thank you' packages

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Chai c these NFF officials belle oooo
So na here all our goals way we suppose dey score dey enter baaa....issorait
Back to the matter, Come back Enyeama, Super Eagles needs u. Besides, u deserve a more glorious exit

haters be talking trash, babe be making money
#Babablessmahustle

wake me up when OP gives us a credible source

MISSNORA:
I rarely reply this kinda mentions buh lemme give u some lessons. I dont blame u cuz u haven't bn with a new struggling artist or help promoting someone. Do u remember pSquares first album? The time they looked malnourished? They beg and even pay for radio and TV stations to air their music. Now Soundcity has bn doing that for free... Playing them everyday... Making them more famous. Now they pSquare are made. And Soundcity requested they do just a show for them, they started requesting money which shocked Soundcity... I don't know bout you, buh my mum taught me to always be thankful and grateful to anyone who helped me on my way up.... Be appreciative...

Babe did u read the part where he said they've played all Soundcity blast since inception?
U knw how much that costs?
Quit talking all righteous and try see things thru Psquare's eyes

kestolove95:
did d europeans stop slavery ova night? Slave trade went on for ova 300yrs...d igbos have to serve dia masters for 150yrs b4 we giv dem freedom.

Ugly child of an ugly prostitute
Even with the make up, u still luk like eba stoned against a wall
Don't work hard enough to meet up to the average Igbo girl u hear?
Idiot
U must be the product of escapee watery sperm
Useless child!!!!
I would have been sure ur parents are not proud of ur e-idiocy
But again
Only a monkey can give birth to one right?

kestolove95:
but why did he behave like d governors from the east

I guess one sharp Igbo boy ate ur panku, gave u nine months assignment and cleaned his mouth like nothing happened?
Eeyah
Next time close ur legs dear
And beware of the smartest breed in this part of the world

kestolove95:
but why did he behave like d governors from the east

I guess one sharp Igbo boy ate ur panku, gave u nine months assignment and cleaned his mouth like nothing happened?
Eeyah
Next time close ur legs dear
And beware of the smartest breed in this part of the world

kestolove95:
ibos shud not allow to work in any airline company in nigeria cox dey are bad for d biznes

what's ur pain?
Are Igbos the reason y ure cursed with imbecility?
Are they the reason u ure unfortunate to get a job
to keep u busy from faceless rants?
Dis oponu thinks the two days she spent in
Owerri is enough to conclude that the whole SE is
erosion-prone
Fool!!!!
To even think ure a girl....
Sorry for the unfortunate nigger that'd put u in
the house

kestolove95:
If nigeria start doing dix..den igbos will be wiped off..

what's ur pain?
Are Igbos the reason y ure cursed with imbecility?
Are they the reason u ure unfortunate to get a job to keep u busy from faceless rants?
Dis oponu thinks the two days she spent in Owerri is enough to conclude that the whole SE is erosion-prone
Fool!!!!
To even think ure a girl....
Sorry for the unfortunate nigger that'd put u in the house

pls how much does it cost to vote?

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Na so dis Vice President attend this 'small boy' wedding o jux because say her papa follow
Oh God connect me to men that matter!!!