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Jokes Etc / My Neighbor by giggleout: 10:01pm On Oct 22, 2016
I saw my neighbor quarreling with his friend... When I heard what happened, I was dumbfounded Some people can be very annoying sha....How would you borrow somebody's cloth and then slim fit it?

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Jokes Etc / Learn Chinese by giggleout: 1:11am On Aug 31, 2013
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Jokes Etc / Sule & The Begger by giggleout: 9:04am On Aug 29, 2013
For a long time Sule has been battling with a leak in his roof. One night there was a very heavy down pour, he had to move from one corner of his house to the other to avoid drops from his roof. This made him have sleepless night. The next morning he decided to fix his roof, after scouting for ladder in his neighborhood, he tried to climb to the roof. Climbing wasn't easy, he panted and sweated but successfully climbed to the roof, as he was about to fix the damage, he heard a knock on his door.

He yelled from the top of his voice, "who is that?" A tattered looking beggar showed up at the ground and said, "excuse me, can I see u?" Sule asked "what is it you want to tell me?" The beggar said, "just spare me one minute". Sule climbed back to the ground, looking tired and asked "what can I do for you?" The beggar said "can u give me N20?"

Sule thought for a while and said "FOLLOW ME". The two of them started climbing to the roof, panting and gasping for breath, they got to the roof, after panting for one minute Sule turned to the beggar and said "I DON'T HAVE"
Jokes Etc / Sule & The Coke Machine by giggleout: 3:29pm On Aug 28, 2013
Sule walks up to a Coke machine and puts in a coin. Out pops a coke. He looks amazed and runs away to get some more coins, he returns and starts feeding the machine madly and of course the machine keeps feeding out drinks.A man walks up behind him and watches his antics for a few minutes before stopping him and asking if someone else could have a go. Sule turns around and shouts in his face: “Can’t you see I’m winning?

...one word for Sule please!
Jokes Etc / Sule & The Monkeys by giggleout: 3:22pm On Aug 28, 2013
A man who sells hats was passing by a forest decided to take a nap under one of the trees, so he left his whole basket of hats by the side.

A few hours later, he woke up and realized that all his hats were one. He looked up and to his surprise, the tree was full of monkeys and they had taken all his hats.

He sits down and thinks of how he can get the hats down. While thinking he started to scratch his head. The next moment, the monkeys were doing the same. Next, he took down his own hat, the monkeys did exactly the same.

An idea came to him, he took his hat and threw it on the floor and the monkeys did that too. So he finally managed to get all his hats back.

Fifty years later, his grandson Sule, also became a hat-seller and had heard this monkey story from his grandfather father. One day, just like his father, he passed by the same forest. It was very hot, and he took a nap under the same tree and left the hats on the floor.

He woke up and realized that all his hats were taken by the monkeys on the tree. He remembered his grandfather's words, he started scratching his head and the monkeys followed. Sule took down his hat and fanned himself and again the monkeys followed.

Now, very convinced of his grandfather's idea, he threw his hat on the floor but to his surprise, the monkeys still held on to all the hats.

Then one monkey climbed down the tree, grabbed the hat on the floor, gave him a slap and said, "You think only you have a grandfather?"

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Jokes Etc / Serious Business by giggleout: 8:51pm On Aug 27, 2013
A mom and dad were worried about their son, Sule not wanting to learn math at the school he was in, so they decided to send him to a Catholic school. After the first day of school, Sule comes racing into the house, goes straight into his room and slams the door shut. Mom and dad are a little worried about this and go to his room to see if he is okay. They find him sitting at his desk doing his homework. He keeps doing that for the rest of the year. At the end of the year he brings home his report card and gives it to his mom and dad. Looking at it they see under math an A+.

Mom and dad are very happy and ask, Sule, "What changed your mind about learning math?"

Sule looked at mom and dad and said, "Well, on the first day when I walked into the classroom, I saw a guy nailed to the plus sign at the back of the room behind the teacher's desk and I knew they meant business."
Jokes Etc / Sule & The Police by giggleout: 12:18pm On Aug 21, 2013
Sule who is driving a car is stopped by a police officer.

The Officer: "You were going at least 75 in a 55 zone."
Sule: "No sir, I was going 60."
Wife: "Oh, Harry. You were going 80."

Officer: "I'm also going to give you a ticket for your broken tail light."
Sule: "Broken tail light? I didn't know about a broken tail light!"
Wife: "Oh Harry, you've known about that tail light for weeks."

Officer: "I'm also going to give you a citation for not wearing your seat belt."
Sule: "Oh, I just took it off when you were walking up to the car."
Wife: "Oh, Harry, you never wear your seat belt."

Sule turns to his wife and yells: "Shut your damn mouth!"
Officer turns to the woman and asks, "Ma'am, does your husband talk to you this way all the time?"
Wife: "No, only when he's drunk."
Jokes Etc / Not Guilty by giggleout: 12:10pm On Aug 21, 2013
Sule, sitting outside his home about to be evicted from his house, was contemplating how the future would be after he had divorced his wife, lost his children and lost his job...

He notices a crate of beer bottles and walks up to it.

He takes out an empty bottle, smashing it into the concrete wall swearing, "You are the reason I don't have a wife," second bottle, "You are the reason I don't have my children", third bottle "You are the reason I lost my job."

He notices the fourth bottle is sealed and still full of beer. He takes the bottle, puts it aside and says,

"Stand aside my dear friend; I know you were not involved."
Jokes Etc / Crazy Ministers by giggleout: 7:51pm On Aug 16, 2013
Israel's economy is in a bad way, inflation is getting higher and immigrants are flooding in from all over the world. Problems, problems, problems, but what should they do? So the Israeli government holds a special session to come up with a solution.

After several hours of talk without progress one member, Yitzhak, stands up and says, "Quiet everyone, I've got it, I've got the solution to all our problems. We'll declare war on the United States of America."

Everyone starts shouting at once, "You're nuts! That's crazy!"

"Hear me out!" says Yitzhak. "We declare war. We lose. The United States does what she always does when she defeats a country. She rebuilds everything; our highways, airports, shipping ports, schools, hospitals, factories, and loans us money, and sends us food aid. Our problems would be over."

"Sure," says Benny, another minister, "And what if we win?"
Jokes Etc / Pastor Sule by giggleout: 2:47pm On Aug 15, 2013
A Governor was in the church for thanksgiving.The topic of the sermon was “repentance”
After the sermon, pastor Saka asked the congregation ‘if anybody wants 2 give ur life 2 God lift your hand
let me pray for you’. Nobody responded after about three calls.
The Governor mounted the alter and made a statement: “If you want to give your life to God please lift up
your hands let pastor Saka pray for you because we want to have good citizens in this state”.
A young guy lifted up his hands reluctantly, and the governor asked his personal assistant to give the guy
$2000.
The governor repeated the same statement again, and this time around everybody’s hand was up…
The Governor turned to pastor Saka to pray 4 them only to realise to his greatest surprise that pastor’s
Saka hand was also up…
One Word for Pastor Saka!!?!
Jokes Etc / Dam Fish by giggleout: 5:41pm On Aug 12, 2013
There was a boy standing on a corner selling fish.
He was saying, "Dam fish for sale, dam fish for sale."
A preacher walked up and asked why he was calling them dam fish.
The kid said, "I caught them at the dam, so they're dam fish."
The preacher bought some, took them home and asked his wife to cook the dam fish.
His wife looked at him in bewilderment and said, "Preachers aren't supposed to talk like that."
The preacher explained why they were dam fish, and she agreed to cook them. When dinner was ready and everyone was sitting down, the preacher asked his son to pass him the dam fish.
His son replied, "That's the spirit dad. Pass the fu*king potatoes !
Jokes Etc / Big Ram by giggleout: 6:18pm On Aug 06, 2013
Boss : Take my ATM, go to computer village and buy me a quality laptop with a big RAM
Sule : Okay sir!!!
(Sule didn't return after two days, so his boss decided to reach him on phone.)
Boss : Hello, Sule, what kept you long ?
Sule : The RAM
Boss : The RAM ? what do you mean ? Where are you now ?
Sule : I'm on my way back from Kano sir.
Boss : Kano ?
Sule : Yes Kano. I bought the Laptop at Ikeja but I traveled to Kano to buy the big RAM.
Boss : Oh my God!
Sule (got angry) : Oh my wetin? Oga, no teareye for me o. I be small pikin o? No be Laptop and big ram you send me?
Jokes Etc / Sule & The Nun by giggleout: 1:13pm On Aug 03, 2013
Sule was sitting outside his local pub one day, enjoying a quiet pint and generally feeling good about himself, when a nun suddenly appears at his table and starts decrying the evils of drink.

"You should be ashamed of yourself young man! Drinking is a Sin! Alcohol is the blood of the devil!"

Now Sule gets pretty annoyed about this, and goes on the offensive.

"How do you know this, Sister?"

"My Mother Superior told me so."

"But have you ever had a drink yourself? How can you be sure that what you are saying is right?"

"Don't be ridiculous--of course I have never taken alcohol myself"

"Then let me buy you a drink - if you still believe afterwards that it is evil I will give up drink for life"

"How could I, a Nun, sit outside this public house drinking?!"

"I'll get the barman to put it in a teacup for you, then no one will ever know."

The Nun reluctantly agrees, so Sule goes inside to the bar.

"Another pint for me, and a triple vodka on the rocks", then he lowers his voice and says to the barman "and could you put the vodka in a teacup?"

"Oh no! It's not that Nun again is it?"
Jokes Etc / Sule & The Pilot by giggleout: 12:55pm On Aug 03, 2013
Sule and his wife went to a fair, He was fascinated by the airplanes and asked a pilot how much a ride would cost.

"$10 for 3 minutes," replied the pilot. "That's too much," said Sule.

The pilot thought for a second and then said, "I'll make you a deal. If you and your wife ride for 3 minutes without uttering a sound, the ride will be free. But if you make a sound, you'll have to pay $10."

Sule and his wife agreed and went for a wild ride. After they landed, the pilot said to him, "I want to congratulate you for not making a sound. You are a brave man."

"Maybe so," said Sule, "But I gotta tell ya, I almost screamed when my wife fell out."

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Jokes Etc / Bros Saka by giggleout: 10:38am On Jul 28, 2013
I went to a cinema with Sule, on getting to the cinema we saw a bald guy, I showed the guy to Sule and said "Look at fresh head, this one is good to slap, but I'm afraid of the guy's face".

Sule then said to me "Saka, you fear a lot, I will slap that head and nothing will happen".

I dared him to do it and he went to where the guy was sitting and gave him a HOT SLAP on his head. The guy was surprised, and wanted to react, then Sule said "Bros Saka, so you are here, and we have been looking for you at home!"

The guy responded "I'm not Bros Saka, maybe we look alike", Sule murmured "maybe."

After some minutes In the cinema, Sule called me again and said "Saka, I will slap that guy again and nothing will happen." I answered "ok"

He went to the guy, gave him a hot slap and said "Bros Saka stop lying, I say na u be dis..." The guy said to him angrily "I'm not Bros Saka, please, let me be". The guy then left that seat and went to the front seat.

After some minutes Sule called me and said "Saka, I will slap that guy again and nothing will happen." This time i told him that "if anything happens, I will pretend I don't know him."

He stood up, went to the front seat, gave the guy a very hot slap and said "Bros Saka, so na here you dey, I come dey slap another person for back!"

*Do you think Sule will go scot-free again?*
Jokes Etc / The Chauffeur by giggleout: 10:21am On Jul 28, 2013
While the pope was visiting the USA, he told the driver of his limo that he has the sudden urge to drive. The driver was a good Catholic man, and would not ever dream of questioning the pope's authority. So the pope sat at the wheel, while his driver got in the back.

They were traveling down the road doing between 70 and 80 mph, when a policeman happened to see them. As he pulled them over, he called in to headquarters reporting a speeding limo, with a VIP inside it.

The chief asked: "Who is in the limo, the mayor?"
The policeman told him: "No, someone more important than the mayor."

Then the chief asked "Is it the governor?"
The policeman answered: "No, someone more important than the governor."

The chief finally asked: "Is it the President?"
The policeman answered: "No, someone even more important than the President."

This made the chief very angry and he bellowed: "Now who is more important than the President?!"
The policeman calmly whispered: "I'll put it to you this way chief. I don't know who is this guy, but he has the pope as his chauffeur
Jokes Etc / The Bragging Boys by giggleout: 10:09am On Jul 26, 2013
Sule and two boys are in the schoolyard bragging of how great their fathers are.

The first one says: "Well, my father runs the fastest. He can fire an arrow, and start to run, I tell you, he gets there before the arrow".

The second one says: "Ha! You think that's fast! My father is a hunter. He can shoot his gun and be there before the bullet".

Sule listens to the other two and shakes his head. He then says: "You two know nothing about fast. My father is a civil servant. He stops working at 4:30 and he is home by 3:45"!!


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Jokes Etc / They Meant Business!!! by giggleout: 8:10pm On Jul 23, 2013
A mom and dad were worried about their son, Sule not wanting to learn math at the school he was in, so they decided to send him to a Catholic school. After the first day of school, Sule comes racing into the house, goes straight into his room and slams the door shut. Mom and dad are a little worried about this and go to his room to see if he is okay. They find him sitting at his desk doing his homework. He keeps doing that for the rest of the year. At the end of the year he brings home his report card and gives it to his mom and dad. Looking at it they see under math an A+.

Mom and dad are very happy and ask, Sule, "What changed your mind about learning math?"

Sule looked at mom and dad and said, "Well, on the first day when I walked into the classroom, I saw a guy nailed to the plus sign at the back of the room behind the teacher's desk and I knew they meant business."

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Jokes Etc / Where Is God? by giggleout: 6:40pm On Jul 23, 2013
A couple had two little boys, ages 8 and 10, who were excessively mischievous. The two were always getting into trouble and their parents could be assured that if any mischief occurred in their town their two young sons were in some way involved.

The parents were at their wits end as to what to do about their sons’ behavior. The mother had heard that a clergyman in town had been successful in disciplining children in the past. She asked her husband if he thought they should send the boys to speak with the pastor. The husband said, “We might as well. We need to do something before I really lose my temper!”

The pastor agreed to speak with the boys, but asked to see them individually. The 8-year-old boy went first. The clergyman sat the boy down and asked him sternly, “Where is God?” The boy made no response, so the pastor repeated the question in an even sterner tone, “Where is God?” Again the boy made no attempt to answer, so the clergyman raised his voice even more and shook his finger in the boy’s face, “WHERE IS GOD?”

At that the boy bolted from the room and ran directly home slamming himself in his closet. His older brother followed him into the closet and said, “What happened?”

The younger brother replied, We are in BIG trouble this time. God is missing and they think we did it!!”

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Jokes Etc / Re: The Picnic by giggleout: 8:04am On Jul 23, 2013
thats cool bro... grin but i noticed you did.... wink
Jokes Etc / The Picnic by giggleout: 9:29pm On Jul 22, 2013
Three friends Sule, Saka and Ogaga decided to go for a picnic. Saka packs the picnic basket with drinks and sandwiches. Ogaga carried the basket and they set out for the park 10km away. It took them 2 hours to get there. When they arrived, Saka quickly spread the mat and set out the sandwiches.

After checking around, Ogaga found out that Saka did not pack the bottle opener. They then begged Sule to make the 4 hour trip to and fro for the opener. He disagreed. "You'll finish the sandwiches before I return," Sule protested. "No we won't", assured Saka.

After some more cajoling from them, Sule reluctantly sets out for the opener. After 5 hours, there was no sign of Sule. They decided to wait for another 3 hours. Still no sign of Sule. Ogaga and Saka after waiting on Sule for more than 8 hours were by now very hungry so they decided to take one sandwich each.

As they were about to eat, Sule pops out from behind a rock screaming:

"I KNEW IT! I'M NOT GOING AGAIN"!!!


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Jokes Etc / Sule's Million Dollars by giggleout: 9:21pm On Jul 22, 2013
Sule won a lottery of 10 million dollars, after claiming the money, he buried the cash at the foot of a tree, and took a picture of the tree. He then boarded a flight to london, on the plane feeling good about himself he looked at the photo and suddenly he burst into tears. In his hands was the photo, in it there was a man smiling at the top of the tree

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Jokes Etc / Re: Sule & His Father by giggleout: 9:15pm On Jul 22, 2013
Thanks Eduvine
Jokes Etc / Never Lie To Your Wife by giggleout: 1:06pm On Jul 22, 2013
Sule: "Honey I've been asked to go fishing with my boss for a week. This is a good opportunity for me to get the promotion. So could you please pack enough clothes for a week, set out my rod & fishing box. We're leaving from office & I'll swing by the house to pick my things. Oh, Please pack my new blue silk pajamas!"

The wife thinks this sounds a bit fishy but being a good wife she did exactly as her husband said. The following Weekend he came home a little tired but looking good.

The wife welcomed him and asked if he caught many fish?

Sule: "Yes, Lots of Salmon, Blue gill and a few Swordfish. But why didn't u pack my blue silk pajamas?"

Wife: "I did... They're in your fishing box !!!

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Jokes Etc / Can Of Peas!!! by giggleout: 12:59pm On Jul 22, 2013
This 60-year old woman was arrested for shoplifting.

When she went before the judge, he asked her, "What did you steal?"

She replied, "A can of peaches."

The judge then asked her why she had stolen the can of peaches and she replied that she was hungry.

The judge then asked her how many peaches were in the can. She replied 6.

The judge said, "I will give you 6 days in jail..."

Before the judge could actually pronounce the punishment, the Sule the shopkeeper spoke up and asked the judge if he could say something.

The judge said, "What is it?"

Then Sule said, "She also stole a can of peas."

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Jokes Etc / Sule & His Father by giggleout: 12:37pm On Jul 22, 2013
Sule's father took his little son (Sule) for a walk around the local cemetery.

Pausing before one gravestone, he said, "There lies a very honest man. He died owing me N50,000 but he struggled to the end to pay some off his debts and if anyone has gone to Heaven, he has."

They walked on a bit farther and then came to another grave.

The old man pointed to the gravestone and said, "Now, there's a different type of man altogether. He owed me N60,000 and he died without ever trying to pay me back. If anyone has gone to Hell, he has."

Sule thought for a while and then said, "You know, Dad, you are very lucky."

"Why"? asked his father in surprise.

"Well, whichever place you go to, you'll have some money waiting when you get there!"

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Jokes Etc / Re: Hold On by giggleout: 11:07am On Jul 22, 2013
so?...guess u dont understand what is called jokes
Jokes Etc / Re: Dance At The Club by giggleout: 11:06am On Jul 22, 2013
so dry....try get better jokes
Jokes Etc / Sule & The Shit Wish by giggleout: 12:50pm On Jul 20, 2013
Jim, Jack & Sule got a heli crash and landed on a very large mountain. They saw an inscription on the mountain say:

"Run towards the edge and shout out your biggest wish"

Jim went first, he jumped and said "STRETCH HUMMER!" and behold he saw it before him when he landed and drove off.

Jack also did same and shouted "BILLIONS OF DOLLARS!" and fell into a truck of money.

Now it got to Sule, he was confused and was thinking to himself "Girls, money, cars..." just as he got to the edge of the stone, he tripped he shouted "SHIT!"

a lot of wot did Sule fall on?.....


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Jokes Etc / Millionaires & Prostitute- GIGGLEOUT by giggleout: 5:50am On Jul 19, 2013
Sule: Dad,whats the difference between 'potential' and 'reality'?

Dad turns to wife: would u sleep with Barrack Obama for $5 million?

Wife: Of course, I will never waste that opportunity.

Dad turns to daughter: Would u sleep with Brat Pitt for $5 million?
Daughter: Yes! He is my fantasy.

Dad turns to elder son: Would u sleep with Tom Cruise for $5 million?
Eldest son: Why not? Imagine what I would do with that money.

Dad turns to his youngest son Sule; U see son, 'potentially' we are sitting with multimillionaires BUT in 'reality' we are sitting with two prostitutes and one Gay idiot.

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Jokes Etc / The English Exam- GIGGLEOUT by giggleout: 5:17am On Jul 19, 2013
I was a candidate at an Examination. We were writing Use Of English. I shaded the ones I knew and was waiting for manner to fall from Heaven when I noticed a very beautiful girl sitting beside me. She was shading and was not looking up. Through the help of my long neck, I peeped and checked her work, she was on number 65, I was still on number 21 and time was running out. I quickly thanked God and started shading along with her.

We got to number 98 together, suddenly, she looked up, caught me and shouted in a low tone, “What is it? Why is you dey copying me? Copys! copys! You is not shaming! As big as you are! You are a disgrace to your manhood!

Na so I shout “Heeeey! heeeeyyy!!! I am finished!, who has eraser!!!”

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Jokes Etc / Re: Giggleout Jokes by giggleout: 12:16pm On Jul 17, 2013
Signs of Failure

U dey exam hall..ur head dun dry! u knw nothing..Examiner dcides to help! He begin dey cal answer..ur biro no gree write


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