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Love cn lead to marriage if you are SATISFIED WITH D PERSON

strong766:
then is the writer trying to say that there is no link between love and marriage. this article made it look as if people don't end up with who they love....how can u come back empty handed, although possible but not always.

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Temolad:
To browse on mtn sim now nah wahala without subscription.
Recently, mtn refuse to give MB on weekly recharges.
I don fed up on this sim call mtn ooo, even i get money; i can't browse.
Rubbish!

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"Difference in Love and Marriage".... A student asks a teacher, "What is love?" The teacher said, "in order to answer your question, go to the wheat field and choose the biggest wheat and come back. But the rule is: you can go through them only once and cannot turn back to pick." The student went to the field, go thru first row, he saw one big wheat, but he wonders... may be there is a bigger one later. Then he saw another bigger one... But may be there is an even bigger one waiting for him. Later, when he finished more than half of the wheat field, he start to realize that the wheat is not as big as the previous one he saw, he know he has missed the biggest one, and he regretted. So, he ended up went back to the teacher with empty hand. The teacher told him, "this is love... You keep looking for a better one, but when later you realise, you have already miss the person..." "What is marriage then?" the student asked. The teacher said, "in order to answer your question, go to the corn field and choose the biggest corn and come back. But the rule is: you can go through them only once and cannot turn back to pick." The student went to the corn field, this time he is careful not to repeat the previous mistake, when he reach the middle of the field, he has picked one medium corn that he feel satisfy, and come back to the teacher. The teacher told him, "This time you bring back a corn. You look for one that is just nice, and you have faith and believe this is the best one you get... This is marriage."

Guys like women who listen to them. Women aren't as attracted to that behavior, three independent studies reveal. Women often prefer the romantic company of "bad boys," while males prefer "good girls," new research reveals. Emotional reactions and desires in the first romantic encounters between two people can often determine the future of their relationship. Researchers believe responsiveness is essential during initial contact and is necessary for two people to want to see each other again after an initial encounter. Three studies were undertaken by researchers from the Interdisciplinary Center (IDC) Herzliya in Israel, at the University of Illinois, and at the University of Rochester. People in search of mates often say they want someone "responsive to their needs." This usually means a dating partner who supports the goals and dreams of a partner. Most people also want someone who will pique their sexual interest. In the first experiment, investigators looked at whether subjects perceived responsiveness as a masculine or feminine trait. They also examined how attractive such a response was to subjects in the test. Men ranked highly-responsive women as more feminine and attractive than those who seemed less engaged. Females did not judge responsiveness to be either masculine or feminine, and found highly-responsive males to be slightly less attractive than others. The second investigation asked volunteers to interact with responsive or unresponsive members of the opposite sex. Afterward, the pair communicated online, along with a photo of the other participant. One subject discussed a current problem in their life, while the other was directed to either be responsive, or not, to the subject's conundrum. As in the first study, men sensed responsive females as more feminine and desirable than those who were unresponsive. Women tended to be more cautious than men about responsiveness from a stranger. "Some women, for example, may interpret responsiveness negatively and feel uncomfortable about a new acquaintance who seems to want to be close. Such feelings may impair sexual attraction to this responsive stranger. Other women may perceive a responsive stranger as warm and caring and therefore as a desirable long-term partner," Gurit Birnbaum of the IDC said . The role of responsiveness in triggering sexual desire in males was the subject of the third investigation. As in the other two studies, the responsive women were perceived as more feminine and desirable by males. These three studies reinforce the idea that women who listen to a man's problems are seen as sexually attractive, while the same behavior by men is, at best, neutral in the eyes of women. Some females can perceive responsiveness as manipulative, possibly trying to gain sexual favors.

abbeyboy2o15:
Ok thanks

uwlc

LADIES DID YOU KNOW THIS??

1. Beauty attracts men but wisdom
keeps them.

2. Elegance catches men's attention
but intelligence convinces them.

3. Nagging irritates men but 'constructive silence weakens them.

4. The 'boy' in everyman pumps out
occasionally, your ability to handle
this, is a woman's truest maturity.

5. Men have secret struggles and silent
pains.should you ever find them out exhibit the greatest maturity.

6. In the long-run your 'words'
matters more to a man than your
'looks'. so invest the right words.

7. Earn a man's respect and he will
consider you the yard stick 4 all his action.

8. Learn to mould the moods of your
man.

9. Men wil naturally give u their futures
if they can recall your maturity in
yesterday's issues..

10. Women are every where but
queens are scarce.
Let the queen in you come alive and
he will hold you in high esteem.
AGREE BOYS ??

To sleep: to sleep; eat salad with
garlic at night.

abbeyboy2o15:
How can one deal with inability to sleep at night?

Top 10 Home Remedies With Garlic:

1. For ear pain: use two crushed garlic,
boil, strain and apply a few drops
warm.

2. To sleep: to sleep; eat salad with
garlic at night.

3. Against warts and spots on the skin:
Apply the garlic directly onto the skin
to clear spots, especially those caused
by acne. Its topical use also removes
warts.

4. For rheumatism: Rub the peeled garlic over the sore and swollen joints.
This choice leads to a rather anti-
inflammatory action and reduces pain.

5. To lower blood pressure: People
with high blood pressure can take a
garlic clove fasting party. To avoid irritating the stomach lining, it is
recommended chopping the garlic
clove and swallows every bit as if they
were pills. You can also prepare a
syrup with two heads of peeled garlic.
Must be mixed with sugar, and a glass of water. To lower the pressure should
take 2 tablespoons a day.

6. To restore virility: Combine the garlic
with wheat germ oil and cayenne. You
can also rub garlic in the area of the
lumbar spine.
7. Against pertussis: Spread garlic in
the chest and back to soften the
cough and relieve airway. To prevent
flu and allergies, garlic mixed with
honey and lemon.

8. For muscle aches: Eating garlic tones the muscles. Prepare a paste of a head
of garlic and crushed rub it on the
affected area. You can also compress
and prepare a place for the entire
night on the sore area.

9. Smoking cessation: Take a couple of raw garlic on an empty stomach, two
with lemon juice before lunch and
before dinner the other two.

10. Hair loss: You can prevent it by
rubbing the scalp with a mix of 1
teaspoon of garlic juice, 8 oz. of rosemary tea, 1 tablespoon of honey
and lemon juice.
Nursing women should avoid using
garlic as it alters the taste of milk and
produces pain in the stomach and
intestines infant child. People who suffer from headaches should also
avoid using garlic.

dats y its called a POCKET

U KEEP THINGS IN IT....

For him to put it there shows dat he wasnt in discomfort

TrapQueen77:
Tats not the point... He's a biker they said...how can u put ur mobile there while biking? juz weird...

Very funny.....where's BACK pocket located?


D guy is even lucky it was BELOW HIS BUTT

TrapQueen77:




My question is... Wat d hell did happened why he put his mobile juz below his butt.?

funny

Dats Not Jesus oo abi hw many face Jesus get?


Dats jst a physical form humans made to portrait Jesus Christ

LOVEGINO:
u no get bros J pix for ur house?

where did u see Jesus? Hw do u knw he kept beards?



/-IGNORANCE.......

hungryboy:
Baba Adeboye is now preaching from his own personal Bible oh,
Even Jesus christ sef been keep beard

An Arab was admitted in the Hospital for a heart operation, but prior to the surgery the doctors needed to store his blood in case the need arises. As the gentleman had a rare type of blood, it couldn't be found locally. So the call went out to the neighbouring towns. Finally, a Nigerian was located who had a similar type of blood. The Nigerian willingly donated his blood for the Arab. After the surgery, the Arab sent the Nigerian, as an appreciation, a new range rover sports car, diamonds, jewelries, and one million US dollars. Once again, the Arab had to go through a corrective surgery. His doctor telephoned the Nigerian who was more than happy to donate his blood again. After a successful surgery, the Arab sent the Nigerian a thank you card and a box of cake and sweets. The Nigerian was shocked to see that the Arab this time did not reciprocate his kind gesture as he had anticipated. He phoned the Arab and told him, "I thought this time you would give me a Hummer Jeep, Diamonds and Jewelries. But you gave me only a card and a box cake and sweets." The Arab replied, "I can't help it, now I have Nigerian blood running in my veins."

Akpos called customer care by 1 am.
After 30 mins of advert, finally, Akpos
comes on
line.
Customer care: Hello this is MTN
customer care how can I help u?.
Akpos: God punish u!
Customer care: Sorry sir that's not
polite, what's the problem?
Akpos: Are u askin me? Check ur time, what is
it sayin?
Customer care: Sir this is 1:30 am.
Akpos: So, why are u not asleep, are u
a witch?
Customer care: No sir am not a wizard.
Akpos: Then what are u? Have others
not slept
finish?
Customer care: Sir, please go straight
to the
reason why u called.
Akpos: Ok, I have N99 on my phone,
please
transfer me N1 naira let me make
midnight call.
One word for Akpos.

Akpos a crippled was arrested in connection of stealing a big refrigerator. On judgment day a Judge from High Court said, “upon looking at you, i have seen that you cant be a thief due to your walking disability. So, since they have disgraced you and your CV has been destroyed i order you to take this refrigerator to be yours from today. Let it be your compensation”. Akpos thanked the Judge and with joy he jumped down from his hand bicycle. He crawled and took the refrigrator by the back going home. After he crawled about ten metres, the Judge said, “you have successfully shown us that you are indeed a thief. Now you are jailed for two years imprisonment with hard labour.

Op! u 4get d picture? Abi watin u wan show us?

timmyrocks:
Dont test benin people oooo.......You See At House Like This In Benin City, Respect Yourself And Knock On The Gate untill they open for you

Incase you don't know me, here are
sum facts about me as the year
moves on.....

1.REAL NAME: Gideon

2.NICKNAME: Gigi2sure

3.HOBBIES: Collecting Teeth from live lions; catching bullets with bare
hands; jogging up and down mount
Everest.

4.MY RECORDS: Fought with a
dinosaur and broke its neck, skinned
a crocodile alive, held my breathe under water for 2months, 3weeks,
6hours,5mins and 45seconds. Hence
traveled around the world in two
days.

5.GREATEST ACHIEVEMENTS: Went to
heaven to charge my phone, fluent in 10,598 languages, first man to land
on the sun.

6.SILLIEST THING I'VE DONE:
swimming in Tsunami and driving
towards a tornado.

7.EMBARRASSING MOMENT: Couldn't kill
100 bears with a single punch
though 99
died instantly and the last one is now
an slowpoke.

8. PROUDEST MOMENTS: Firstly, when a King cobra died after biting me.

9.HARDEST MOMENT: Jump out of
airplane and landed safely on a
football pitch.

10.SOMETHING ABOUT ME: I don't like
bragging and i hate lies.......

How old is he?

samuel32211:
Our World Best Player Lionel Messi Is Now Old

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Even small pikin wan pout lip too

lol...if u were in the guy's shoes wat wil u do?

10MINS MORE......funny guy