₦airaland Forum

MrSuama:
It means I have been teaching my extra moral lesson children nonsense. Because I told them that a zero Infront of a whole number is insignificant.

Subtle shade

Bad ass

sconp:
This life funny o, see people turning up saying they aren't going. Whereas some people don prepare finish but no get slot

This one should not bother you

Whether they go or not

Something is sure

At least 18 people from each state would definitely turn up

The lesser the better

lekdap:
God bless you plenty man. I really appreciate.

Amen

durella32:
ugo4u...have never met u before but all dis while have been on this forum and have been observing u..u've been good to everyone....i promise u bro.. if I happen to get this job I will do everything within my power to be among the next intake... ND mind u... we have to meet... how can I meet u

If you get this job how would you still be among the next intake?

MrSuama:
This one that almost all the shortlisted applicants are looking for people to sign their reference forms, am beginning to think this year's list was based on merit.

Maybe I was not shortlisted because I filled married.

Lol. Me am looking for suit to take picture

durella32:
the date of birth on my bvn print out reads 25th Nov 1993 and my declaration of age reads 28th Nov 1993 it's just the difference of 3days..hope no p

Back It up with an affidavit
That the error is the one on the BVN

And you only found out when you printed out your bVN slip

FunnyDude:
I was shortlisted for the SSC list but unfortunately I won't be going for it.

I didn't make any arrangements prior to now.

I saw the list very late 2 days to go.

I'm yet to print my forms.

Bokoharam in the north east.

Who's up for my slot?

100k

Lwkm. As if it's transferable

DONADAMS:
boss...I saw your quote about the ECG for Africans being abnormal.. but mine is normal.. now I'm confused, I don't know if should go for another test or use this one..below is the attached pix. .

Lwkm
You get a normal ECG and you want to go make it abnormal?

Bro. This is my first time of seeing a normal ECG sha

Others they always get comma

And when I asked the doctor the last time

He said for Africans thats how it is

But as your own is normal it's good na

Even if it revealed abnormal you think I won't beg them to make it normal?

oscarfrosh:
Please is the photograph passport or full photograph??

Full photograph

lekdap:
Please, could anybody who knows the road description of National Defence College Abuja, kindly give me a detail direction from zuba. It has to do with getting of refree. Thanks

Cab from zuba to kubwa
Kubwa to Aya
Aya to area 1(stop at bank of industry)

When you get there tell them to show you NDC.

Trekkable

Less than 3 metres

Pls can anyone tell me where I can do my ECG in Abuja for less than 4k??

Urgent biko

sconp:
Why can't they allow female medical officers check female applicants and male medical officers check male applicants.

This naked ass checking for both sexes is ...

Don't bother yourself

Female doctors will check you.

Mustybraun:
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As regards the parent guardian. I would need to readine again.. Cos I didn't see where it was to be signed at a court. it is o

I just saw that.

mankayzee09:
Good day every contributors in this group, and I wish the successful shortlisted candidate a safe trip to KD and Taraba as well. To the people who are not lucky and still helps with certain information, God will locate you guys.

Kindly help, I saw the list late. So, I want to confirm if i'am still on track in regards to the SSC.

I only have 3 printed form for the registration
1. Photo card
2. Parent /Guardian form
3. Refference form

The parent Guardian is where I am coming in, it's required a court sworn or to be sign at the court, (how serious is the court part) because every comment have read so far, no one talked about it.

Thanks

As regards the parent guardian. I would need to readine again.. Cos I didn't see where it was to be signed at a court.

TSoul:
lol E be like say nobody dey normal here oo......Naija sef no dey normal

That's exactly what am saying. Have not seen a normal ECG report in this country..

When I asked the doctor why

He explained the machine doesn't understand our system as it does the whites

ugo4u:
Nothing wey my people no do make I study medicine but oversabi no gree me. Chai!!!! I'm in pains

hydar1:
Nobody is saying anything about "Letter of Attestation of Good Character From Your former Institution".

Do they Really demand it during interview? Cos it seems alot of people don't care about it

Remember that in the application guideline it was stated.. But in the requirements for interview it wasnt

So if you want to go with only requirements in newspaper, you can as well not go with your parent attestation and local government attestation

Hope you get what am driving at

hydar1:
Nobody is saying anything about "Letter of Attestation of Good Character From Your former Institution".

Do they Really demand it during interview? Cos it seems alot of people don't care about it

Pls if you can get it. Do

Akosxxx:
Hello guys.This is my ECG Analysis report.

I'm not a medical person but I'm very skeptical about this result and I'm thinking of going for another one in private hospital.

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Doctors and experienced people in the house, Do you think this result will hinder my progress or would you advise against getting another ECG report. Please help

The thing is the machine they use for us here in Africa Is exactly what they use for the whites.

It always comes out normal ECG for the white but for the blacks it's always abnormal ECG

So if you go with normal ECG, even the doctors will laugh

But you can still tell them to make it normal

Are there doctors here to confirm what I just said

Kerij:
the essay never changes, but if it does maneuver ur way

Okay

Nice one

MrSuama:
When I wrote my essay as at 2014, I focused on
#Discipline
#Integrity
#Source of livelihood
Just to mention but a few.
I made source of livelihood my last point but I just felt I had to be sincere.

If not for the bumper packages that comes with being commissioned officers, many of us here for don be Zaria depot alumni and we for don gather peacekeeping experience to tackle insurgents.

Depot alumni!!!!

Fucking hell not

Kerij:
u can talk about d hardsmen menace, u can talk of the zamfara cattle rustling/killings also d niger delta militants...be fearless in the ur easy it attracts alot of attention.

What if this year's essay is not about why you want to join the army..

Maybe it would be about Boko Haram or herdsmen wahala

Kerij:
for example, In 2014 when boko haram stroke chibok and kidnapped the innocent girls at their school I was at 200level then, and I felt lyk just leaving the university to join the system(army) and help safeguard many other innocent girls vulnerable to insurgents. I cant b sitting at home safely knowing am not part of safeguarding this great nation... u know na many points dey just giv it to dem hot hot

Sha be genuine.

Kerij:
can one get his BVN certificate at any of the branches of d bank he registered with, or must it be the main branch you registered?.. thanks

Any branch provided it's the bank you registered..

Pls who knows where I can do ECG in enugu.all the places I went to have closed down fo Christmas

MrSuama:
I just hope they don't take the BVN issue serious, if not Date of Birth go wound guys oooo.

This one is an offensive tactical approach from the office of the Military Secretary.

Why not go to the bank. Talk to some of the staffs and explain the purpose of this.. Maybe they can change it for you.

Gentlelord:
True same thing I told my guy whom I urged to take the form after he didn't make the Navy list, his name came out and mine didn't, now he is saying he is not going for interview again because is parents refused to consent. I just told him baba na my slot u waste so lol, tho I understand his decision because since our uni days his main aim of joining the military is the pageantry and the wages. Baba is telling me he doesn't want to go to maiduguri, that he wants to only be in office and wearing neat,starched and we'll ironed woodland or desert, This life some people get head but no cap, others get head and cap but nor wan wear am. I respect Johnmarcel decision, he may have just made the best decision of his life

slyd90:
Death is inevitable all man shall taste it be it Army or Civilians...It's too late to back down brother.hope you know say na one slot you want waste so?

Lol. Who said I won't go?

ugo4u:
These are trying times for the army yes I agree(fact), but it is the best time to join. The officer might not be far from the truth with respect to the possibility of paying the supreme price, but if it is not your time nothing can kill you, Moreover I've seen a multinational Oil coy staff die of common headache, and just yesterday attended a Thanksgiving of an Lt that have spent close to 3yrs in Borno.
Ask yourself some salient questions, Is it lack of jobs that is driving you to join the army? Is it pageantry? or a genuine desire to defend your country? You alone can answer these questions truthfully, because you can't lie to yourself afterward, you make your decision. I usually advice my friends to take time and visit 44 Army Ref hospital, after seeing the patients there by default you will know if you really wanna join or not

Are there people with genuine desire to defend this country?

Do peopl like that really exist

Am in it for the prestige, recognition and glory
And this has been my childhood dream cos I spent around 18 years ofy life in the barracks..

Never for once have I thought of defending the country. You know why? Cos the dream came at a time when Boko Haram was not in play.

I went to a mechanic work shop one day and saw a captain.he was so bitter at the way soldiers are been treated.. That he just said " I don't advice anyone to join the army at this time"

At this point I decided not to tell him I applied

Cos he would have told me to forget it.

mubeezak:
Please, the full size photograph, is it from head to toe? Or just portrait?

Yes

elisbabs499:
please hope statement of result would be accepted for my HND result? Couldn't get the original certificate from the school.

Lol..

Why don't you guys follow up what goes on in the thread na.. In fact on this same page this question has been answered.

Guys is there anything for one to do about hepatitis B pls concerning this interview other than giving up and not going for the interview?