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Investment / Re: Treasury Bills In Nigeria by Gistdutch: 3:40pm On Jul 09, 2015
FBNH gave me 9.86% for 91days .
Investment / Re: Nigerian Stock Exchange Market Pick Alerts by Gistdutch: 12:01pm On May 22, 2015
Try Morgan
fedupnigerian:
How possible is online stock trading in Nigeria. Anyone can recommend any online brokers,

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Investment / Re: Nigerian Stock Exchange Market Pick Alerts by Gistdutch: 11:50am On May 18, 2015
Pls do you have any special info about constain or why are advising pple to board ?
Primetech:
Board Costain now!!!
Investment / Re: Nigerian Stock Exchange Market Pick Alerts by Gistdutch: 12:20pm On May 17, 2015
BNSITL as we are approaching 29th May. Handling over date.Which stock do you think this change of government will have a positive impact on?. On short term
Investment / Re: Nigerian Stock Exchange Market Pick Alerts by Gistdutch: 12:19pm On May 17, 2015
BNSITL as we are approaching 29th May. Handling over date.Which stock do you think this change of government will have a positive impact on. On short term
Investment / Re: Nigerian Stock Exchange Market Pick Alerts by Gistdutch: 12:14pm On May 17, 2015
Another wonder Bank. SCAM ALERT BEWARE !!!!
slicreports:
Hello nairalanders,Goodday. do you have some cash and you don't know where to invest it??. welcome, you can invest into investment plan like that of caisse creek. if you invest #500,000. you would get 10%(i.e #50,000)deposited to your bank account monthly. meanwhile, after the agreed duration you can take your capital back or you can leave it as long as you want. for further details,please contact me on 07035469530, 08184998845(Casmir),e-mail:Casi_city@yahoo.com. feel free to google caisse creek. The Company is 4years old and its location in Bode Thomas,Lagos.Thanks.
BENEFIT:#50,000 monthly profit,#600,000 annual profit and then your #500,000 back to you at the end of the agreed duration.
MINIMUM AMOUNT TO INVEST:#50,000.
Properties / Re: House For Sale In Mushin. by Gistdutch: 12:57pm On May 14, 2015
80M for Mushin ?
Investment / Re: Nigerian Stock Exchange Market Pick Alerts by Gistdutch: 11:28am On May 13, 2015
Pls how much is Oando trading now ?
Investment / Re: Nigerian Stock Exchange Market Pick Alerts by Gistdutch: 9:05am On May 12, 2015
Is WAPIC a good buy now.
sellydion:
No fund to buy WAPIC grin

I need some salary advance.
Investment / Re: Treasury Bills In Nigeria by Gistdutch: 9:32pm On Apr 27, 2015
Rate don drop drastically .FBHN gave 12.03% for 182days
Investment / Re: Treasury Bills In Nigeria by Gistdutch: 10:20am On Apr 20, 2015
YES
princeuk21:
it all depends on your risk appetite, do you like taking financial risk?
Business / Re: Mtn Office Shut Down In Benin City Over South Afria's Killings (photos) by Gistdutch: 10:01am On Apr 20, 2015
This Is just picketting,Just look for the location of MTN switch in BENIN.

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Education / Re: Top 50 Universities In Africa 2015 - Latest Ranking by Gistdutch: 3:57pm On Apr 19, 2015
Indeed and in truth lead others follow.
Investment / Re: Treasury Bills In Nigeria by Gistdutch: 10:05pm On Apr 18, 2015
Pls in what ration can X naira be best invested on both tresury bill and stock (4 @least 6Month upward)
Investment / Re: Nigerian Stock Exchange Market Pick Alerts by Gistdutch: 9:28am On Apr 16, 2015
Mr Bear
megainvest:
Morning quiz for all!

Mr bear has 1000 units of Company X shares on 13th of April 2015. Company X has just declared a dividend of N20 per share and the mark down date for dividend payment is 22nd of April 2015. Mr bear decides to sell off his shares to Mr bull on 21st April 2015. However, the settle date for Mr bull's transaction is T+3 which is 24th April 2015. Who gets the dividend?

A. Mr bear
B. Mr bull
c. None of them (i.e. Money goes back to company X!)

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Investment / Re: Treasury Bills In Nigeria by Gistdutch: 9:59pm On Apr 14, 2015
Thanks every1 4 ur contribution. I went back to meet the branch manager and she ordered the refund of my Money. And gotten the alert this eveny. Cheers

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Investment / Re: Treasury Bills In Nigeria by Gistdutch: 1:51pm On Apr 14, 2015
Pple kindly advice. I bidded for last TB on the 9th April,2015. My account was debited same day but up till this morning I didn't get any alert for my interest and I decided to go to my Branch. Upon get their the man in charge said the bidding was not successful and that my money cannt be return to my account cos its been set aside for next bidding. My challenge now is having access to my money for other investment. What do I do cos time is money. I cannt understand why my money will held onto without interest.You candid advice is welcom thanks House
Politics / Re: I Will Lead A War Against Apc Like Ojukwu-wike by Gistdutch: 3:16pm On Apr 09, 2015
Wike orubebeism has started again,pls take Jegamicin. Highly effective for wike kind of disease called orubebeism.

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Crime / Re: Man Breaks Spinal Cord Fighting Over A Woman by Gistdutch: 11:36pm On Feb 25, 2015
Eni tori ele ku. SMH

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Politics / Re: Shehu Shagari's 90th Birthday Party (Pictures) by Gistdutch: 7:33pm On Feb 25, 2015
STUPIDITY is when u charge ur fone with generator and later come on Facebook to post “GEJ till 2019”

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Romance / Re: He Bought Her A Range Rover Sports And Dumped Her On Valentine Day by Gistdutch: 10:43pm On Feb 14, 2015
This one na tales by BRTUNE. Another superstory , Fiction

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Politics / Re: Presidential Poll: How Jonathan Will Beat Buhari In North – PDP by Gistdutch: 8:32am On Feb 02, 2015
RIGGING ALERT !!!
Investment / Re: JP Morgan Says It Could Remove Nigeria From Key Bond Index by Gistdutch: 4:02pm On Jan 22, 2015
This is another damning verdict on the state of our economy.
Politics / Re: FG Reduces Price Of Petrol To 87 Naira Per Litre by Gistdutch: 11:59pm On Jan 18, 2015
PUMP PRICE REDUCTION FROM N97 TO N87.

It is good news that the FG has reduced pump price from N97 to N87. It would have been better if Nigerians are informed of the landing cost of petroleum, which in d first place, we should not be importing.

We also need to know if the subsidy regime will continue. If subsidy regime continues, then this reduction is done in order for the people to legalise their stealing.
Politics / Re: FG Reduces Price Of Petrol To 87 Naira Per Litre by Gistdutch: 11:04pm On Jan 18, 2015
#Bringbackfuelto65naira#

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Politics / Yes, Buhari Is Sick; And So Am I by Gistdutch: 4:55pm On Jan 18, 2015
#copied
YES, BUHARI IS SICK; AND SO AM I

Nigerians and their infinite capacity for facile propaganda. I wake up this morning and what I see all over social media is some poor taste, childish diagnosis of Major General Buhari as being sick.

Well, I agree. I agree that Buhari is sick. I am sick, too. Any Nigerian who is not sick is not sick because he or she is incurably sick. We are all sick. And we should be sick. So, yes,...

...Buhari is sick of the monumental corruption that has become institutionalized in Nigeria;

...Buhari is sick of the incompetence of a government that cannot protect the lives and properties of its citizens;

...Buhari is sick of the lack of a sense of urgency in the circles of government in Nigeria;

...Buhari is sick of a country that has placed itself on permanent reverse gear;

...Buhari is sick of a country that has left itself naked as it is raped dry by vagabonds in power;

...Buhari is sick of a youth population without jobs;

...Buhari is sick of a country where university education has become comparable to 8th grade competence in advanced civilizations;

...Buhari is sick of a country where roads are death traps;

...Buhari is sick of a country where people go into political offices near poor, but turn stupendously wealthy overnight;

...Buhari is sick of a country where education is priced beyond the reach of the common masses;

...Buhari is sick of a country where $20 Billion (possibly $40 Billion) of public fund develops legs and walks away, its whereabouts knowingly unknown;

...Buhari is sick of watching the country he loves ranked at the bottom of corruption index by Transparency International

Buhari is sick of a country that earns billions of dollars in oil revenue, yet has not a single functional oil refinery;

...Buhari is sick of a country where government has bowed to the dictates of power generator cabals in a conspiracy that ensures perpetual darkness;

...Buhari is sick of a country where senators and congressmen earn more than the president of the United States of America;

...Buhari is sick of a country where soldiers are so demoralized to confront a ragtag Boko Haram terror sect;

...Buhari is sick of a country where convicted looters are pardoned and fast tracked for senate positions;

...Buhari is sick of a country where life expectancy is among the lowest in the world;

...Buhari is sick of a country that is on international news for all the wrong reasons;

So, yes, Buhari is sick; and so am I.

Question is why is Jonathan not sick as well? Why has Jonathan remained healthy in the face of all the above-listed filth and diseases? Question is why is not every Nigerian sick of all the social maladies and existential outbreaks? It is a time to be sick, my friends. Buhari is; I am. Are you?

Let's all get sick of where and how Nigeria is. Let's get real sick. And the sicker we are, the healthier we are going to be. Let's schedule a doctor's visit on February 14. Let's not forget our health insurance card (voter card) as we go for this February appointment. We need to feel better. But until February 14, let's feel sick...

...Real sick!..............VITUS OZOKE is resident in the US and a Proff.. @ Salisbury University.

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Politics / Re: Amid Health Concerns, Buhari Jets Out by Gistdutch: 4:51pm On Jan 18, 2015
#copied
YES, BUHARI IS SICK; AND SO AM I

Nigerians and their infinite capacity for facile propaganda. I wake up this morning and what I see all over social media is some poor taste, childish diagnosis of Major General Buhari as being sick.

Well, I agree. I agree that Buhari is sick. I am sick, too. Any Nigerian who is not sick is not sick because he or she is incurably sick. We are all sick. And we should be sick. So, yes,...

...Buhari is sick of the monumental corruption that has become institutionalized in Nigeria;

...Buhari is sick of the incompetence of a government that cannot protect the lives and properties of its citizens;

...Buhari is sick of the lack of a sense of urgency in the circles of government in Nigeria;

...Buhari is sick of a country that has placed itself on permanent reverse gear;

...Buhari is sick of a country that has left itself naked as it is raped dry by vagabonds in power;

...Buhari is sick of a youth population without jobs;

...Buhari is sick of a country where university education has become comparable to 8th grade competence in advanced civilizations;

...Buhari is sick of a country where roads are death traps;

...Buhari is sick of a country where people go into political offices near poor, but turn stupendously wealthy overnight;

...Buhari is sick of a country where education is priced beyond the reach of the common masses;

...Buhari is sick of a country where $20 Billion (possibly $40 Billion) of public fund develops legs and walks away, its whereabouts knowingly unknown;

...Buhari is sick of watching the country he loves ranked at the bottom of corruption index by Transparency International

Buhari is sick of a country that earns billions of dollars in oil revenue, yet has not a single functional oil refinery;

...Buhari is sick of a country where government has bowed to the dictates of power generator cabals in a conspiracy that ensures perpetual darkness;

...Buhari is sick of a country where senators and congressmen earn more than the president of the United States of America;

...Buhari is sick of a country where soldiers are so demoralized to confront a ragtag Boko Haram terror sect;

...Buhari is sick of a country where convicted looters are pardoned and fast tracked for senate positions;

...Buhari is sick of a country where life expectancy is among the lowest in the world;

...Buhari is sick of a country that is on international news for all the wrong reasons;

So, yes, Buhari is sick; and so am I.

Question is why is Jonathan not sick as well? Why has Jonathan remained healthy in the face of all the above-listed filth and diseases? Question is why is not every Nigerian sick of all the social maladies and existential outbreaks? It is a time to be sick, my friends. Buhari is; I am. Are you?

Let's all get sick of where and how Nigeria is. Let's get real sick. And the sicker we are, the healthier we are going to be. Let's schedule a doctor's visit on February 14. Let's not forget our health insurance card (voter card) as we go for this February appointment. We need to feel better. But until February 14, let's feel sick...

...Real sick!..............VITUS OZOKE is resident in the US and a Proff.. @ Salisbury University.

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Properties / Re: 3 Bedroom In Akoka For Rent by Gistdutch: 9:49pm On Jan 10, 2015
3bf #750K for Akoka Na whao.
Jokes Etc / Re: The Difference Between Private & Federal Universities In Picture by Gistdutch: 1:42pm On Jan 09, 2015
Na still 2.1
slydog:
I graduated with 3.93 in a private university in Nigeria and made 4.14 in Uniport and won the Tony Elumelu foundation for best graduating student in MSc, Economics.

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Jokes Etc / Re: The Difference Between Private & Federal Universities In Picture by Gistdutch: 1:35pm On Jan 09, 2015
Blogunlaitan:
NOTICE NOTICE NOTICE Chevron Nigeria,Stanbic IBTC Bank,Amec Oil and Gas,Etisalat Nigeria,Nigeria Fire Service,Nigeria Breweries Recruiment is on call 09027134880 to start applying
SCAM ALERT
Religion / Re: 42 Prayer Points To Tackle This Year 2015 By Dr D.k Olukoya by Gistdutch: 7:56am On Jan 04, 2015
Yes, full Name DR DANIEL KOLAWOLE OLUKOYA
bolliejay:
Txs Op for sharing.......I was at prayercity but l slept off during the prophetic declarations(don't mind me..drivin via trafic tinz) though hv gotten the calender that has it during PHCM programme.... but pls is the 'K' in Dr DK olukola's naMe Kolawole.....tat its kehinde??

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Politics / Re: #GEJ_wins2015 Now Trending On Twitter: Have Buhari Supporters Lost Steam? [pix] by Gistdutch: 5:56pm On Jan 03, 2015
#ThingsMustChange# #BringBackOurGirls#

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