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The police have arrested one Joseph Izuekwu and his wife, Chinasa, for allegedly conspiring to engage their female neighbour, one Christiana Ugbah, in a public brawl and injuring her in the process.

P.M.EXPRESS reports that the incident happened at 10, Felix Nwosu Street off Agric Road in Igando area of Lagos where they reside.

It was gathered that one Christiana Ugbah has disagreement with Joseph’s wife, Chinasa, which resulted in both fighting publicly. While Christiana was getting the upper hand, Chinasa’s husband joined her and battered Christiana.
The matter was reported to the Igando Police Division; the couple were arrested and detained at the police station while the victim was taken to hospital for treatment.
They were later charged before the Ejigbo Magistrates court for assault and they pleaded not guilty.

The prosecutor, Supol Kenneth Asibor, informed the court that the defendants conspired and assaulted the victim injuring her in the process.
The Presiding Magistrate, Mr. T.O. Shomade, granted them bail in the sum of N50,000 with one surety in like sum.
However, they were remanded in prison custody pending when they will perfect their bail condition.

The matter was adjourned till 25th November, 2018 for hearing.

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A lady who escaped mishap which happened at her shop in Asaba, Delta state – has taken to social media to thank God especially at this ‘crucial’ time of the year.

It was gathered that a speeding driver ran a Toyota Venza car into her shop on Monday, November 12, after losing control of the vehicle.

The impact of the accident was great that the car destroyed the shop and almost all the goods inside. The front part of the vehicle was also damaged in the process.

The excited woman identified as Raymond Esther Ogochukwu, took to Facebook yesterday to share pictures of the accident and wrote;

With my mouth, will I make known your faithfulness to my Generation oh Lord! This happened to my Shop but God kept me, his mercies kept me. Am grateful Oh Lord I can’t keep calm any more. Monday, November 12 2018. God is great.

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Two suspected thieves who stole from a South African native doctor and thought no one had seen them, got more than they bargained for after they were caught by an angry mob.

The South African native doctor identified as Thandabangoma Myeza (42) was peeping through the window and watching as the thieves fled. He immediately did some incantations asking the ancestors to bust the suspects.

Within minutes the thugs were caught and mobbed by vigilant community members. The thugs were saved by cops and taken to hospital, where they’re fighting for their lives.

The happy native doctor from Spooktown in Bekkersdal, South Africa, said he was grateful to the ancestors.

He said he was able to recover all the items the thugs had stolen from his shack, as well as an exhaust pipe that had been removed from his car.

Thandabangoma said he was in bed when the thugs broke into his yard.

“I woke up and peeped through the window. I saw two men running away,” he said. “I didn’t want to chase them but went to my indumba to burn the madubula and other muthi.”

Thandabangoma said within seconds he got answers.

“Thugs shouldn’t steal from sangomas (native doctors) because they’re inviting bad luck. Look at these thugs. They’re in hospital now and in pain and will soon be in jail,” said Myeza.

Residents said they were tired of being harassed by thugs.

Bekkersdal police spokeswoman Sergeant Linki Lefakane told Daily Sun a case of theft and possession of stolen property was opened.

She said two suspects, aged 18 and 30, were admitted to Leratong Hospital.

But Lefakane urged communities to stop taking the law into their own hands.

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A man marries hologram after he had been unsuccessful in getting a real woman of his dream.

The man identified as Akihiko Kondo opened up that his mother refused an invitation to her only son’s wedding in Tokyo this month, AFP reports.

A hologram, according to Wikipedia is a photographic recording of a light field, rather than of an image formed by a lens, and it is used to display a fully three-dimensional image of the holographed subject,

“For mother, it wasn’t something to celebrate,” said the soft-spoken 35-year-old, whose “bride” is a virtual reality singer named Hatsune Miku.

Around 40 guests watched as he tied the knot with Miku, present in the form of a cat-sized stuffed doll.

“I never cheated on her, I’ve always been in love with Miku-san,” he said, using an honorific that is commonly employed in Japan, even by friends.

“I’ve been thinking about her every day,” he told AFP a week after the wedding.

Since March, Kondo has been living with a moving, talking hologram of Miku that floats in a US$2,800 desktop device.

“I’m in love with the whole concept of Hatsune Miku but I got married to the Miku of my house,” he said, looking at the blue image glowing in a capsule.

He considers himself an ordinary married man – his holographic wife wakes him up each morning and sends him off to his job as an administrator at a school.

In the evening, when he tells her by cellphone that he’s coming home, she turns on the lights. Later, she tells him when it’s time to go to bed.

He sleeps alongside the doll version of her that attended the wedding, complete with a wedding ring that fits around her left wrist.

Kondo’s marriage might not have any legal standing, but that doesn’t bother him. He even took his Miku doll to a jewellery shop to get the ring.

And Gatebox, the company that produces the hologram device featuring Miku, has issued a “marriage certificate”, which certifies that a human and a virtual character have wed “beyond dimensions”.

Kondo’s not alone either: he says Gatebox has issued more than 3,700 certificates for “cross-dimension” marriages and some people have sent him supportive messages.

“There must be some people who can’t come forward and say they want to hold a wedding. I want to give them a supportive push,” he says.

Kondo’s path to Miku came after difficult encounters with women as an anime-mad teenager.

“Girls would say ‘Drop dead, creepy otaku!’,” he recalled, using a Japanese term for geeks that can carry a negative connotation.

As he got older, he says a woman at a previous workplace bullied him into a nervous breakdown and he became determined never to marry.

In Japan, that wouldn’t be entirely unusual nowadays. While in 1980, only one in 50 men had never married by the age of 50, that figure is now one in four.

But eventually Kondo realised he had been in love with Miku for more than a decade and decided to marry her.

“Miku-san is the woman I love a lot and also the one who saved me,” he said.

And while Kondo says he is happy to be friends with a “3D woman”, he has no interest in romance with one, no matter how much his mother pushes for it.

Two-dimensional characters can’t cheat, age or die, he points out.

“I’m not seeking these in real women. It’s impossible.”

Even in a country obsessed with anime, Kondo’s wedding shocked many. But he wants to be recognised as a “sexual minority” who can’t imagine dating a flesh-and-blood woman.

“It’s simply not right, it’s as if you were trying to talk a gay man into dating a woman, or a lesbian into a relationship with a man. Diversity in society has been long called for,” he added.

“It won’t necessarily make you happy to be bound to the ‘template’ of happiness in which a man and woman marry and bear children.”

“I believe we must consider all kinds of love and all kinds of happiness.”

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Nigerian Celebrity Blogger, Tunde Ednut who fainted yesterday due to no sleep shares inspiration from Sick Bed, says his manhood is currently not working.

He wrote; Make nothing just do my prick o! I no dey use my prick play o! Ehen.... It was working well before I came here. It seems this is a wrong drip

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Seven persons have been arrested by the Edo State Police Command for allegedly engaging in the illegal sale of the Nigerian currency.

The suspects, comprising two females and five males, were said to have been apprehended in different locations within the Benin metropolis, including Sakponba Road and New Benin.

While parading suspects at the state police headquarters, the Commissioner of Police, Mr. Johnson Kokumo, said that over N12.8m was recovered from them.

Kokumo also noted the command had launched an investigation to identify bank officials who might have conspired with the suspects to commit the alleged crime.

He listed the suspects as Franklin Izukwu, Bright Mugbeyoghe, Obi Alex, Elvis Iyomana, Osazee Osagede, Victoria Igbinos and Deborah Uwa.

The commissioner explained that the police acted in line with the presidential order prohibiting the illicit sale of the Nigerian legal tender, as contained in Sections 20 and 21 of the Central Bank of Nigeria Act No. 7, 2007, which also prescribed an imprisonment term not less than six months, a fine not less than N50,000 or both.

“In carrying out this order, on November 8, 2018, the Nigeria Police, Edo State Command and the Department of State Services, in collaboration with the Central Bank of Nigeria in Benin, engaged in a sting operation aimed at forestalling illicit sales of the country’s currency notes.

“The clampdown on the naira note vendors is a continuous exercise until the offenders are completely wiped out from the system,” he added.

One of the suspects, Izukwu, told Southern City News that he had been in the illegal business for five years.

According to him, while the N200 and N100 notes were purchased from commercial banks in Lagos and Abuja and parcelled as newspapers to Benin, the polymer notes were sold to him by banks in Benin.

The 25-year-old suspect said, “Sometimes, they (currencies) come as parcels. We do not collect them with police escorts. They are packaged in cartons or sacs and we label them as newspapers.”

However, Kokumo said that the suspects would be charged to court at the end of the investigation.

He also warned those engaged in the unlawful trade to desist from the crime.

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Quite a very sad story, A man on twitter has revealed how his friend caught his brother sleeping with his Wife and the reaction he gave.

The guy shared the story in reaction to numerous bashing from women calling men scum..

Telling the story he said the guy came back home only to meet his wife banging his brother, Not only that, They were having the rare moment on his matrimonial bed.

And the man who couldn’t control his anger got into a fight with the brother, The brother beat him up, even stabbed him, and left, Guess what? The wife followed him.

Now family tried to settle them but all to no avail, The brother without fear or favour asked the wife to divorce his brother, and he got married to her.

They reportedly gave birth to two babies, And are still married up on till today.

Totally heartbreaking i must say.

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A 19-year old, one Waris Rasheed, has been arrested in Lagos for trailing senior female workers to their company’s toilet and begging them for short time sex during work hours.

Source reports that the incident happened within the premises of the company known as Imperior International Limited located at Ayodele Diyan Road in Ikeja, Lagos where he was employed as a worker.

Rasheed was said not to have spared married female workers who he trailed daily to the toilet begging for sex. The police did not state if he had succeeded in luring those ladies who were said to be older than him into the act.
Some said if he had not succeeded, he would not have been trying such on the ladies.
He was charged before the Ogba Magistrates court for sexual harassment and remanded in prison custody.

According to the police at Area F Command, Ikeja, the defendant on 5th November, 2018, sexually harassed the victims namely Olusola Bolaji, Victoria Daniel and Alawodo Abosode, all staff of the company inside the premises. He was said to have been asking for sexual favour during work hours when he was supposed to be working.
He pleaded not guilty. The prosecutor, Inspector Donny Raphael, did not oppose his bail but asked the court to give a date for trial.

Thus, the Presiding Magistrate, Mrs. B.O. Osunsanmi, granted Rasheed bail in the sum of N100,000 with two sureties in like sum.
The Rasheed was remanded in prison custody pending when he will perfect his bail condition.
The matter was adjourned till 10th December, 2018, for mention.

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Nollywood film maker kunle afolayan celebrates his daughter 12th birthday today 8th, November 2018.

He wrote; And ...Darasimi is 12. Grow in Wisdom, knowledge and understanding. Happy birthday daughter

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Nairaland admin, Lalasticlala whom recently welcome a new born baby with his wife, names their child "Favour and Chidinma.

He wrote; Pastor and his wife announce the name of my baby.

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An Igbosere High Court in Lagos on Wednesday heard that a lawyer, Mrs Udeme Otike-Odibi, who allegedly cut off husband’s genitals after stabbing him to death, believed he was cheating on her.

A witness, Chijioke Akukuma, told Justice Adedayo Akintoye that Otike-Odibi complained to him that Symphorosa kept pornographic material on his phone and that he was having affairs.

Akukuma, the husband of Symphorosa’s sister, testified as the sixth prosecution witness for the Lagos State Government,The Nation reports,

His testimony followed the June 13 arraignment of Otike-Odibi, 48, on a two-count charge of murder and misconduct with regard to a corpse.

The government accused the defendant of stabbing Symphorosa, also a lawyer, to death and mutilating his corpse by cutting off his genitals, on May 3, at their Diamond Estate, Sangotedo, Lekki, Lagos home.

At the resumption of proceedings on Wednesday, Akukuma, an engineer, was led as examination-in-chief by Director of Public Prosecutions (DPP) Titilayo Shitta-Bey.

He testified that the defendant visited him at home a week earlier to complain about the pornographic pictures that her husband’s friends were allegedly sending him on WhatsApp and that he was seeing other women.

He testified that she also lamented about Symphorosa’s refusal to back her decision to start a business.

The witness said when he spoke to the deceased, he said he tried to make the marriage work, but that he was no longer interested in the marriage. Akukuma stated that the deceased said one thing that “made him mad” was that his wife sent a message to one of his friend’s wives about his alleged affairs, and that “was extremely bad.”

The witness said he counselled the couple to go on a vacation to the United Kingdom.

A night before Symphorosa’s murder, at about 11pm, the witness said he chatted with the defendant on Whatsapp about the troubled marriage.

“She did not respond to my WhatsApp messages until 12:09 a.m, when she replied ‘May God forgive you.’ I sent a message back that ‘Should I call you?’ Her response was ‘No, just pray for us.’ So I went back to sleep because I had a flight to catch early in the morning.”

He said the next day, he aborted his trip when he got a call from his wife, Dr Awunli Akukuma, that her brother was dead.

He said:

“On May 3, 2018, I was at the Airport, when I was called by my wife that her elder brother Symphorosa had been killed by his wife”.

Justice Akintoye adjourned further hearing till November 20.

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