bigboss80s:


It's a new year brother. Your number one new year resolution should be to improve your grammar.
It's "junk journalism" and not "junky journalism" (like seriously WTH?)
And it's "voila" and not "wha'la"
You're welcome and a happy new year to you.

This is Savage .

Maybe the guy's a junkie

Hello Himkers, congratulations and God protect this job for you.

I'm in Asaba. Please kindly let me know if they still need people or if they are in Asaba.

Okowa pls give me dat tin you promised during campaign.

Don't say never. . .this is politics, anything is possible.

My name is givemedatin and I just want you to givemedatin.

Na buhari cos this one. . .you can't change my mind on this at all. Na buhari

What a smelling sontin. . ..I give up.

Givemedatin still remains my nomenclature!

Congregation to Trumpet. . .pls givemedatin is my name!

freeze001:


Where Oby Ezekwesili sef? She don codedly fade abi d girls wey dem dey find don complete?

the girls are kwanpleted now!

Atiku is bad business. . .but considerably better than this dullardîno

Honestly, make dem settle this guy oooo. . .Hadiza of BBOG was settled oooo lol

These our zombiefied country men are seriously serious on another ossiferous level oo

For those of us on spaces for change on Facebook, you should know this popular zombie Jack Obinya. . .the thing is the recession don hit the Maga bad bad. . .

Una never see anything!

Well my name is givemedatin and I just want to make common sense!

My name is givemedatin. . .I fully subscribe to this judgement and request that the hubby should as a matter of fact give the wife dat tin.

Once again, my name is givemedatin and I just want to make cum-mon sense

Buhari is afraid to do that. APC dare not touch their Lincoln Navigator.. . .or them wan dead?

Hypocrites in high places. I'm ashamed of this Buhari that I asked people to vote for and voted for. All in the quest to see a better Nigeria.

I'm now officially a wailer. . .but for a just and egalitarian Nigeria.

Lol just know that you are looking for trouble from Zimbabwe.

TonyeBarcanista:

Bros who this one be abeg?


Pls you have a mail

Lala na small boy na. . .stop to dey bros am. Na small things like this dey make me vex



I'm so dead. . .make I kukuma ban myself.

I'm banned. . ..

Jesus! Lucky woman. . .

Hope she's not like this one below.


Yesterday at noon, two young men were walking
in the rich neighbourhood of VGC Lekki.
A young lady was constantly watching them from
her balcony. She made a kissing gesture at them.
Confused, one of d guys looked behind to see if
they were the one the lady was signaling. To his
great surprise the lady pointed at him to confirm
he was the one she was signaling. In attempting
to honour the invitation, the other guy held his
hand to dissuade him not to go, that it was a trap.
The 1st guy looked at his friend and said to him
"This beautiful sheri pawpaw dey call me, you say
make i no go? You be bad belle, You dey craze?
Make u dey go, I go join you later the guy zoomed
off to the gate entrance, and went up to the lady.
There, she welcomed him with a smile and ask
him to sit on the sofa and be comfortable. She
will be with him soon. Minutes later the door bell
rang.... She whispered "my husband has come
back unexpectedly, please, take the pressing iron
and pretend to be ironing" she added more
clothes.
The husband was wearing the rank of a Colonel in
the army.
The guy obliged and took the iron and began
ironing the clothes as the husband sat there
watching TV throughout.
He ironed the clothes of the husband, woman,
children, tablecloths, sheets, curtains till 6pm. The
woman then gave him one thousand naira
The next day, the guy meets the other and
narrates his ordeal.
The other guy : "Eeeeh, no be you wan date
beautiful sheri koko?.... if you care to know, those
clothes you ironed?
-
-
-
-
I washed them"
TGIF.. Have fun today, life is good.

This is terribly wrong. . . The man may be mess.ing or banging the day light outta these gurls. . . . I smell a pervert and pedophile.


On a lighter note,


Yesterday at noon, two young men were walking
in the rich neighbourhood of VGC Lekki.
A young lady was constantly watching them from
her balcony. She made a kissing gesture at them.
Confused, one of d guys looked behind to see if
they were the one the lady was signaling. To his
great surprise the lady pointed at him to confirm
he was the one she was signaling. In attempting
to honour the invitation, the other guy held his
hand to dissuade him not to go, that it was a trap.
The 1st guy looked at his friend and said to him
"This beautiful sheri pawpaw dey call me, you say
make i no go? You be bad belle, You dey craze?
Make u dey go, I go join you later the guy zoomed
off to the gate entrance, and went up to the lady.
There, she welcomed him with a smile and ask
him to sit on the sofa and be comfortable. She
will be with him soon. Minutes later the door bell
rang.... She whispered "my husband has come
back unexpectedly, please, take the pressing iron
and pretend to be ironing" she added more
clothes.
The husband was wearing the rank of a Colonel in
the army.
The guy obliged and took the iron and began
ironing the clothes as the husband sat there
watching TV throughout.
He ironed the clothes of the husband, woman,
children, tablecloths, sheets, curtains till 6pm. The
woman then gave him one thousand naira
The next day, the guy meets the other and
narrates his ordeal.
The other guy : "Eeeeh, no be you wan date
beautiful sheri koko?.... if you care to know, those
clothes you ironed?
-
-
-
-
I washed them"
TGIF.. Have fun today, life is good.

The babe smart die. . .

Yesterday at noon, two young men were walking
in the rich neighbourhood of VGC Lekki.

A young lady was constantly watching them from
her balcony. She made a kissing gesture at them.
Confused, one of d guys looked behind to see if
they were the one the lady was signaling. To his
great surprise the lady pointed at him to confirm
he was the one she was signaling. In attempting
to honour the invitation, the other guy held his
hand to dissuade him not to go, that it was a trap.

The 1st guy looked at his friend and said to him
"This beautiful sheri pawpaw dey call me, you say
make i no go? You be bad belle, You dey craze?
Make u dey go, I go join you later the guy zoomed
off to the gate entrance, and went up to the lady.
There, she welcomed him with a smile and ask
him to sit on the sofa and be comfortable. She
will be with him soon. Minutes later the door bell
rang.... She whispered "my husband has come
back unexpectedly, please, take the pressing iron
and pretend to be ironing" she added more
clothes.

The husband was wearing the rank of a Colonel in
the army.
The guy obliged and took the iron and began
ironing the clothes as the husband sat there
watching TV throughout.
He ironed the clothes of the husband, woman,
children, tablecloths, sheets, curtains till 6pm. The
woman then gave him one thousand naira
The next day, the guy meets the other and
narrates his ordeal.
The other guy : "Eeeeh, no be you wan date
beautiful sheri koko?.... if you care to know, those
clothes you ironed?
-
-
-
-
I washed them"
TGIF.. Have fun today, life is good.

elisra:
na lie o,they simply changed tactics and adapted to the change.
Now they found out that food is expensive but making love to people in dreams is very cheap like rat poison.
Dont rejoice yet.

We go dey wear condoms sleep be that naaaa

IndecentStar:

I saw them last nyt eating in my dreams,and i beged them to give small out of it but they refused

Now this is funnier than mine!

Airforce1:
igbo and Yoruba are like bread and butter.

Inseparable.

Peace loving tribes.

Not on this platform. . .the fight na die.


On a lighter note,

It's like this Buhari/APC induced economic
hardship & increase in food prices has also
affected witches and wizard too.
The food they give to people in their dreams
has reduced!
Abi na lie? When last did you eat in your
dreams ?

Every time throw back. What of throw front?


On a lighter note,
It's like this Buhari/APC induced economic hardship & increase in food prices has also affected witches and wizard too. The food they give to people in their dreams has reduced! Abi na lie? When last did you eat in your dreams ?

Sexkillz lookalike

MrRhymes101:
This ugly animal?? Heavens forbid!!



Don't like my post, I'm ugly

shameless man

The man resemble one of our mods here on Nairaland. . .the name starts with letter M

Oya ban me oooo

Shocking! Horn.y Zoo Keeper Impregnates Female
Orangutan Ape (Photo)
A zoo keeper at Indonesia’s Surabaya zoo has
landed in trouble after he was arrested and charged
with impregnating a female orangutan, reports the
Kalimantan Press.
The 38-year-old zoo keeper was filmed in full action
by a series of hidden cameras put in place by the
zoo’s security officials after doubts emerged about
the man’s devious actions towards the zoo animals.
He was caught on camera having sexual
intercourse with the animals.


“Some animals seemed sexually aroused when it was
time to feed them” explains Akhiroel Yahya,
employee of the zoo for 14 years. “But what made
us most suspicious was when we discovered Marylin,
our oldest orangutan, was pregnant. She has never
been in contact with any other orangutans because of
her aggressive nature, so it didn’t make any sense”
he acknowledges, visibly troubled by the news.
Then out of curiosity and desire to know, the zoo
officials decided on what to do.



“At first, we clearly did not comprehend what had
happened,” admits the zoo’s director, Abdoel Hakim.
“Marilyn has been secluded for the past 10 years, it
was a total mystery,” he acknowledges. “It is only
when we placed several hidden cameras that we
learned the horrible truth” he admits, visibly angered
by the whole situation.



However, the zoo keeper had denied everything. He
denied any wrong doing on his part.
“He said everything he had done was consensual,”
explains police chief Abubakar Jaar. “He said he
loved each and everyone of the animals and was very
sorry he had impregnated the orangutan,” he told
local reporters. “He says he did not know orangutans
could get pregnant from humans, ” he added.
“Contrary to popular belief, the orangutan species is
much closer to the human species than chimpanzees.


We share practically the same DNA code, with only
minute differences, which could explain the orangutan
falling pregnant from this man” explains
Paleobiologist Bachtiar Pado Panghulu, of the
University of Jakarta.
“Particularly in Indonesia, the genetic profile of some
of the population is extremely close to the orangutan
species, leading us to believe they’re might have been
a common ancestor to both species only a few
hundred thousand years ago,” he admits


http://amebosquare.com/news/oh-dear-Hot-zoo-keeper-impregnates-female-orangutan-ape-photo/

He is a Philippine that is in the streets of Ashkelon.

That my crush.. . . Genevieve Nnaji is finally coming this Sunday to see my guys