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so na so this small boy go start early to dae chop to-to? next thing now him go inherit his fathers wives... plus fresh punnas wae them go give am.... oooo... this must be Kworuption

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I received the text below from phone number 07037198374.

Please read.
Dear Customer,Due to the BVN validation in compliance with CBN bank directives, your ATM card has been De_activated call our help line on 08135612171 now.
I promptly called the guy and below is the abridged version of our conversation.
Me: Hello sir, you just sent me a text message.
The Man: oh my God, you just received our message and you called! So you're affected by the BVN problem?
Me: you said my ATM is deactivated?
The man: which bank are you using?
Me: Which of my ATM is deactivated?
The Man: Which bank are you using?
Me: You deactivated my ATM so you know which one you deactivated.
The Man: OK, you are using First Bank?
Me: No sir, I don't use them.
The Man: Oh my God it is Access bank.
Me: Sorry Sir, I don't use Access.
The Man. What of GTB
Me: No sir, I actually use Unity bank. You know it was formally Bank of the North.
The Man. Ohhhhh. Unity has been having problems. What's your account number?
Me: I don't know, can't remember off hand. I have about 5 bank accounts.
The Man: Take out your ATM let me check my system for you.
Me: Which bank are you working with?
The Man: CBN
Me: Sir, I don't have account with the CBN.
The Man: We are the head of all banks in Nigeria. We control banks from our office.
Me: What's your name sir.
The Man: Ahhhhh mmmmm John. Which ATM do you have with you now?
Me. The one your father gave me.
The man: My father?
Me: Yes, your lazy father that gave birth to a petty thief. Go and look for work.
The line went dead. But I was not done yet. So I called him back.
The Man: Hello.
Me: I am not done with you yet. don't hang your phone on me. I will surely castrate you. You can't speak good English and you're working with the CBN.
The man: Your father!!!!
The phone went off and was switched off too.
Kindly warn your friends not to disclose their banking details to anybody on the phone. It could save a life.
Pls. Share.
Beware of 419....................

@21, her to-to go don wide finish, even flavour no agree sae him be the pikin papa until after DNA test... before he knows that the daughters of eve are not smilling...

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rubbish... if you think this news is rubbish click like if you think it is meaningful click share...

I am not hating, but I think this Olajumoke news don too much joor... if you agree with me click like but if you don't click share...

we don hear... abeg, who get to-to? I seriously need am, click like is you need it too and share if you don't.

lalasticlala:
Thanks to everyone that has commented on this thread... Yes, it's a special day for me.. I appreciate and thank you all..

Pics or I don't believe it...

na wa ooo... tomorrow now them break up... she go want make another mumu come marry after she don sample herself for social media finish.

one of the most annoying thing here is that they use innocent girls for their evil deeds... now the dead will become spirits and the population of spirits have just increased, na so these spirits go take dae enter people and possess them and try to avenge their untimely dead... Rip to the dead...

gays.... next please

next please

Flyoruboy:
Smh. You people and your Yoruba-obsession. Is the Yorubaman the source of your problem in life?? You cant receive any news in your life without displaying your bigotry. YOu people need serious help, and FAST!

Bro Calm down, this is uncalled for...

givemetoto is on it again

biafranbaby:
Satan is Great.
Thank You Lord Master.

if you must be typing this shit, why don't you create a different acc. for it? Mods do the needful and ban this moronic sadist...

OJUcrook:
Nnamdi Kanu is the greatest man in Igboland

Nnamdi Kanu is greater than Ojukwu

Nnamdi Kanu is greater than Chinua Achebe

why can't the mods do the needful and ban this zygote... he keeps posting this shit... Seun ... Lalasticlala .... Please take note.

na wa oooo... please friends show some Love and like my comment...

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some people are simply heartless

her kpekus go sweet wella oooo