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Where y'all at? Mikuz, Kr0ne, Emaprince, Dj5naira, ibime, Liricyst, Elymaxiimus, Airmark, Obainojazz, llaykorn, Bars, Adanna28, guykhena, 007bruce, Sosiqdude, Iceskidd, Jigsawkillah, Richommie, Jason21, Teddybiyasi and etc. . . y'all gonna stay put and let this place die down? c'mon mehn! I know how hard it feels to come back, but we just have to. please y'all, let's come back and rise again. Anyone who got a mention should come announce his/her presence! it's time to come back y'all!


Let's rise again!!!!!

66Kazna99:
NL Drive-by interactions to Ab-Soul 'showing love'


*vinyl scratches*

*vinyl scratches*

*vinyl scratches*

When I first heard that I smelt the cynicism/
I said it before PaulThor is a small whøre/
Like white girls doing dribble drills with 2 big testicles on ball courts/
(chill mah nigguh, ain't beefing wicha) (lights one up) (exhales)

I do what I do, I evolve, never stay the same/
Ain't nothing changed, at some point everybody goes through some pain/
Maybe That's why I felt the negative energy coming from Paayne/
(waddup G, still downloading battle rhymes huh? Aite )

No lie mah niggas, I ain't tryna be rude/
If I'm so quick to say sosiqdude ain't so slick, true/
Working a battle thread with a needle like he got it from his box of Pro Kit Tools/
just kidding Yo, nah sosiq cool/
(SO SICK! waddup boi, ayy you seen that chick with a phat ąss that walked past nigguh? It's crazy, girls these days tryna kill us with babies)

Yo
I read the verses from the book of Elymaxiimus/
Felt the spirit of the lyrics speak, he can't deny asking us/
(ayy thought you had that one against Coogar tho)

I asked for a $1 & a mic & got 5 Naira from a DJ/
saved up to buy me enough radio airtime so he put my record pon de replay/
A Whispering idea in my ear, saw his shares for 5 Naira/
To go & invest then buy a private jet & fly higher/
(waddup Dj5naira, keep spinning them records nigguh)
(puffs)

The diss thread was made official by Alexpissu/
The rules simplified & applied: just diss who diss you/
Keep Spitting, keep writing/
Don't blame em if they keep biting/
Light that fire/
till we high-rising, burning up, turn it up, building all the way to the sky/
(where he at tho?)

I got a kiss from Adanna86/
Wondering where she went, I know someday you'll make a fine grandma playing with kids/
(I'm just saying I could give you a couple babies, you know, holler when you ready )

*clears throat*

Ayyo, where's my chessboard?/
Crown me the King of chess, I'm a Chess Lord/
All hail Kazna saying yes lord/
My checkmate to win a chess war/
A Chess cheat or professor chess geek yea you Jumbledwords//
Quit hiding in the background & stop being a humble nerd//
That show & flow of intelligence/
flies better than pelicans,/
it's more feathers to hats than the roar of big cats frightening jungle birds//
(seriously JW throw up some rhymes Yo, don't be scurred )

IlloQuenz been ill for real, no past tense/
Other niggas is stuck on dumb, cos they so past dense/
their rhymes stuck on gum in a junk yard, stuck as tree trunks & tree stumps in the front yard, that's why they can't blow & grow past fence/

And Jason21? He gave me plenty son/
Gave me word of ammunition to load up the clips for twenty guns/
My fire still burns hotter & higher, burning kush, turned to a burning bush with a lighter blowing ashes glowing brighter than four hundred and twenty suns/
*coughing hard* (shii) (pats chest)
(gotta let me borrow that golden fleece nigguh) (sips syrup)

Yo he got his molars right, shout out to Polarbite/
We Artists is Cool as the Arctic can't wait for the day till we gon get our sunshine on a Sunny Sunday someday like our solar bright/
(Ki lon sele? Se Oti Se exam tan ní?)

Just doing a drive-by or something like a solo flight/
Party till the AM like it's my last, I call it YOLO night!/
(Right?) (puffs)

Sipping, thinking & chilling while relaxed, laid-back/
in a G6 Lear or in the rear of a black maybach/
We all get what we ask for, I'm just giving gratitude, never expecting payback/
Skin lighter even though I was raised black/
Watching Time Cop, The Matrix, Equilibrium, Inception, Back to the Future, Jumper & Looper on playback/
I ain't no hero, I aint come here to save rap/
(Amen to that, preach!)

I'm just playing with words/
This cat pulling on a thread, make a fur ball, knitting a cashmere sweater or a damn graphic t-shirt with a verb/
Coffee can full of herbs/
I smoke till I can see the neon fluorescent lights bend, warp & twist into a curve/

(Transformer shape-shifting sounds)

Soundwave, Shockwave, Megatron, Starscream/
I look at the sky late at night tryna find Decepticons & star beings/
War for Cybertron, Star Wars, light sabers, shooting laser cannons & star beams/
The future is bright, I can see how much my star gleams/
(mad respect to George Lucas, Lucas Arts, Michael Bay smh cos no Megan Fox)

Nigguh that's mah word, (word) I been realer/
Michael Jackson, moonwalking in action till shít actually happened, I been thriller/
Starsky & Hutch, Owen Wilson & Ben Stiller/
The nukes from my Dukes of Hazzard cause a Havoc, no Duke Nukem guns but I been Killer/
(whoooo!)

... Till the shít hit the fan from the fan blades/
Trample everything on sight on a site or a fan page/
This Taurus Bull stampeding, going on a RAMpage/
Bout to sign up on DeviantArt to check out sketches of pop culture that's fan made/
I'm an Immortal God created creation, but when I imagine an image in my imagination & create it's called man made/
(why? We're all creators with godlike abilities)

Thoroughbred on a forum thread/
I borrow lead (bullets) to shoot a evil nemesis in my residence 'fore am dead/
(beat cuts... ... Static... )

(just thought I'd do something different for y'all, I wasn't high tho just dramatic effect)

Geeez! This dude is sick! Kazna?

I perused through your lines and noticed the slight scars/
Deep, not slight, you should blame the night, sir/
My conviction to tell the vision paved path to the light's spur/
And I must patronize the rhyme art/ cause you only apprehend my message when I put them behind bars/
This that moment when you hiss and shrug your shoulders/ and remind me on how long you been a soldier/
That moment you careless and detached like a boulder/ until you realize it only begun when you thought it was over/
Your intentions are clouded with your misconceptions/ and probably may overshadow these genuine corrections/
Any brother saying this spitter ain't a good writer/ is equally saying Saint Peter ain't a fish catcher/
Cos my lyrics could be baits for you biters/ made with golden bars that make my scripts fatter/
So your subs is lame, weak and shallow/ cos when I grip the pen it resembles an arrow/
Forged from the same chains that bounded Django/ made to spill thoughts as deep as the cell of a Dragon's Marrow/
So any motherfucker thinking he runs this town/ should call me out/ and let's solve this now!/
I ain't here to play/ I'm here to slay/ Y'all sharpen up your pens and come face fate!!!!!

Bla bla bla! Just got so lazy to finish it up. Sorry

Meanwhile, anticipate real Hip-hop!!!!

This Kazna69 dey try. And Paulthor, Adventure and Avenger rhymes perfectly. What's your own?

sandrahnaub:
Michael Joseph Jackson (August 29, 1958 – June 25, 2009) was an American singer, songwriter, record producer, ...

It's been 6 years seems like just y.day

I really wish,u hadn't done doz surgeries (kinda shortened your life span)

Your music always me "Speechless" ironically

I miss you

NB; if u miss him too, add a pic of him


Cc lalasticlala

Sandra, what's your INSTAGRAM username?

NP: Kranium_Nobody have to know (Best sex song ever)

MissGdope:
Awwww thanks hun

You're welcome.

Fawklicant:
Thanks bruv. It was great listening to the cipher. We'll get there. I'd like that Cougar/Elymax cipher on audio too. Let's analyze thier delivery.

First of all, Coogar is too busy writing scripts for Prime ministers and House speakers.

As for Elymax, he is a fāggot who can't even spit. He's got a horrible accent and he's too silly to accept he's wack. He uploaded an audio last year, and the whole of Nairaland ignored his ass. The guy can't rap on beats. So don't bother.

Fawklicant:
Nice lyricism from all three. Darkrebel's flow was dope, the Rakim-esque flow patterns were just easy on the ears bringing variations to the beat, but became too long and almost monotonous, could have tongue twisted a bit or used some staccatto bars to vary the rhymes to compensate for the length.
Limerick's verse was metaphorically laced, but tried hard to cram too many words in resulting in a shortfall of fluidity. He needs to work on his breath control. With great breath control, he'd easily re-murder this cypher.
NAV was really cool. Great flows, didnt rhyme-stress some parts though e.g 'we in the pagoda', 'dark and raw.....darken rah!' and a few others.
Y'all did great and I will definitely be blasting this in ma new whip . I don start promo for una o! Remember me in your paradise.

Y'all like the three horsemen! Nice rap voices. No beef bros, just my observations. We all still have work to do.

Rhymes and creativity-----Limerick
Delivery------Nav
Relatability----Darkrebel-------even an ordinary person can relate to his flows whether he understands it or not.

Nairaland ciphers would be better with vocal recordings. No more 'just pen on paper'. Let us identify the true rappers and the ghost writers. Both groups are essential in the rap game.

On point Analysis!

kennyjodeci:
Bro I stay in Mozambique and SA, I'm also into music business here...I know what's going on in their music industries....help yourself out by searching for the news on net

Trash! I ain't hating on them. In fact, I'm a fan of the both. But the news about Jay Z signing them is trash! I follow both of them on Twitter and Instagram and they've never posted anything related to that. Go get your facts right, sir!

Ignore all these wannabe bloggers with their useless lies!

kennyjodeci:
Most of you Nairaland emcees are just good at writing bars, I still maintain that most of y'all should be ghostwriters, never you be deceived that you can rap please, it's important.....nice creative bars here, I must say...Good metaphors also....that's all I can say

I'm begining to accept the fact that south African emcees are way better than Nigerian emcees...Jay-Z signing AKA and Casper has proven it

Funny comment!


@ bolded. When did that one happen?

Rap birthday wish for you!

Sweety, I'm sorry for missing your birthday/
And I wish I never did, cos it really hurts, babe/
Now I'm feeling like getting my silly job swayed/
Cos it got me busy every time, even on a Sunday/
See that's the same reason I missed to wish you/ a happy birthday when I needed to/
But I hope you accept my sincere apologies/ and also accept this lyrical gift I'm tryna honor thee/
Cos it came from deep down my heart/ to a beauty like you, you deserve the finest lyrical arts/
Every beautiful thing in the world should be yours/ ain't nothing bad whatever fit to get you involved/
You an African Princess/ plus your personality golden. . .you midas in real sense/
Not the greedy type, nah. . . you Never selfish/ you stay selfless, that's why I call you the bestest/
And I wish you amazingly spread this year/ transforming from blessing to blessings, yeah!/
You getting money this year, nothing like poverty/ live your life girl, long life and prosperity!/



Happy birthday MissGdope!

ELYMAXiimus:
eventhough I know you had to google this in order to feel relevant, I will reply this.

Now look at this vowel sound /æ/.
Anybody without an LD (learning disorder) will quickly decipher that it consists of TWO SOUNDS.

The first is /a/, the second is /e/. Infused to form a single sound which has "ah" to be the dominant sound and a slight "Eh" added to it (just like I said in my previous post). And it is NEGLIGIBLE.

Cat ( /kæt/ ) therefore rhymes with heart ( ha:t) . Some dictionaries transcribe cat as / kat/. This is to show you that the second "eh" sound is negligible.

Btw, this is an off-the-cuff schooling. Straight from the head. At least, you've learnt something new today. Before now, you used to pronounce HEART as HAWT, BARS as BEZ etc.


you mean you would school yourself and the local champions in that hamlet you live in?

You would school who? . . . Me? . . . With that ibotic accent of yours?

I shouldn't be trading words with a nuisance such as you. Your oeuvre on FFR says it all about you; you rhyme terribly.


I win battles because i command words with authority. I'm incredibly intelligent. I make punchlines out of anything. I don't even have to be grandiloquent in order to pen haymakers.

You, on the other hand, are irrelevant in this game. You won't make anybody's top 100 list.




comments like this are the reason why your learning has stagnated. And your brain's cognitive ability recedes by the minutes. You talk as if your brain tissues were soaked in hypo. Your memory, expurgated.

You're just too dumb. The dictionary defines the word --dumb -- as giyaz.

So, because a rapper lives in an english speaking country that makes him perfect at speaking? Why are you this retar.ded?

So, gangster english and black american english are perfect?



you're an intransigent fool. A lippy tool. This is how you go about constituting a nuisance of yourself. No wonder the witches in your village have inhibited your first incissor from growing. They have refused to return your missing tooth.

You have been barred from voting in battles.

You are a moronic Over sabi fāggot!

If you were wise, you would have seized hitting on this matter after I exposed your stupidity. But then, you are just too proud, hence deterioting your image and exposing your already brain-dead self to the whole universe. Smh

I don't have time to school a dunce like you anymore. This is my last post on this thread.

I hit up Krone about this issue and the below screenshot was what he had to say ↓

You can even say Krone doesn't know what he's saying. I wouldn't be surprised. Are you not the same fat fūck who just said he can out-rhyme Ibime? Why should i be surprised? You are a fūck boy!!

I schooled you, son. Try learn!

ELYMAXiimus:
Okay. I was gonna play mature with you initially. I forgot that kids won't learn until they're dealt with.



tell that to the lunatic father who put you in a vagina in the first place.


you are a stark illiterate. It's oozing out of your whole statement. Quack, heart, dark and cat all rhyme.

I gave you the transcriptions ( apparently you don't understand them) in my previous post.

The only difference is that heart, cart, dark etc. Are more stressed than cat, quack, pack etc.

And the latter have a slight "Eh" sound added to their "ah" sound. But it is negligible.

HEART is not pronounced HAWT. Stop forming, dude. Because the likes of bmagic and your favourite battle rappers rhyme words like PARK with PORK doesn't mean it is correct.

As a matter of fact, most of the words your favourite rappers rhyme do not rhyme on paper.

The first sound in consideration here sounds "aaaaah" -- heart, mart, sharp, dark, etc.

The second sounds "ah" -- cat, mat, quack, gay etc. ( i didn't use transcriptions because it's obvious you can't read them).


your stupidity is so erratic, we don't see it coming. What do you mean by "advanced with your written?"

what can you do better than I can do, in terms of lyricism? Can you play words better? Can you punch better? Can you flow better? Can you rhyme better?

You and I are worlds apart. I'm a vet. You're a pleb.

You're irrelevant. I imagine you to be a ranting b1tch getting lippy and cheeky.

Jigsaw and I are two of the best rhymers to ever grace this section. A feat even getting on that wack track you dropped couldn't help you achieve.


this is why JAMB has made sure your papers are marked separately every year. You will not learn, instead you keep fantasizing.


you're an amazing piece of sh1t. All you've written up in this post is total hogwash. You don't notice, but your illiteracy is extremely conspicuous. I don't just squabble. I speak facts. I don't think; I know.

Each time i opine that something is done this way or that way, it is always the fact.

It's not my problem if you decide to be self-opinionated. However, when it is at the detriment of others, you won't go scot-free.


says the simpleton who pronounces BARS as BEZ.

"they say ma BEZ are fakelines"

"if you got BEZ, just reply me motherfuker"

those are words from your wack audio unreplied diss at me.

i'm not supprised at your incredulous attitude.

Both you and bis can't survive a phonetic face-off with me.

There's nobody capable enough to teach me about rhymes in this section. Not even your so called "verified vets." there's nothing your vets will tell me that I don't already know.

Where I get my knowledge from is far beyond the spheres of hiphop.

You're just a squit seeking attention.

Lastly, henceforth, you should not vote in battles. ANYBODY ALLOWING GIYAZ TO VOTE IN HIS/HER BRAWLS DOES IT AT HIS/HER OWN PERIL.

Silly booboo.

You are a certified illiterate!


How can words with different vowel sounds rhyme or sound alike? Did you go to school at all?

Cat, quack and pack can only rhyme because they have the same vowel sound which is: /æ/ the fifth vowel sound.

heart rhymes with dark because they consist of at least one vowel sound which is: /a:/ the seventh vowel sound.

But they can never can never rhyme with words like Cat, pack and quack. Never! Only dumb people like you would go ahead and mess themselves up rhyming them together.

You are an ignorant uneducated bigot! I have everything about Word pronunciation and phonetic transcriptions in my head. I would school you and the rest of your village members when it comes to this ish!

Because you won a few online battles where you get featured with the likes of Peindanzo doesn't mean you can rap. You are too dumb for this game!
I pronounced Bars as Bez? Lolol. That your cheap BB must have a low quality Music player. WTF?


This guy sef. You are gradually manifesting into the clown you were born to be. So you can pronounce English words better than a Veteran rapper who lives in an English country?

Max Max!! You no go kill me with laugh for this Nairaland

You that don't even know that spastic can be a noun?

Chai!! *laughs till fade*

JigsawKillah:
Thanks for downloading

It was wack.

ELYMAXiimus:
olodo. I won't argue with you. I'm done schooling niggas here. Y'all don't appreciate it.

Shut your trap you dunce!!! So if they ask you in an exam if Fāg rhymes with Dark, and if Heart rhymes with cat, quack and the rest of that bullshìt, you will say yes? No wonder you are yet to become advanced with your writtens. Your every rhyme is as irritating as Jigsawkillah's wack audios!

WTF? how dare you; a carpenter apprentice boy argue English words that rhyme with a first class English student? Are you high??

You better start learning how to take corrections, boy. The mumuness you ooze out anytime you try to air an opinion could trigger insanity in you one of these days. You keep thinking you know what you totally have no idea of.

Those rhymes up there don't rhyme, you better get that into your tokunbo brain. Tag any verified vet here and he would confirm it. Ibime has tried to school you about your irritating rhymes and word pronunciation several times, but you've refused to learn. Animal!

Alexpissu:
Let bygones be bygones

Let no man pull you so low as to hate him-Martin Luther King Jr

Pissu Pissu!

ELYMAXiimus:
Giyazz, quack, heart, cat, f@g etc. all rhyme. If that's the reason for given away the W to pein's opponent then you need to stop voting in brawls.

Quack = /kwa:k/, cat = /kat/, f@g = /gay/.


However, peindanzo, what I don't like is the way you're generalizing the whole cocksucking thing.

People have opinions, but you can clearly see the people who vote with bias. Pick them out and attack them directly, not generalizing it.

Btw, again, nice opener.

Haha. Are you saying heart rhymes with cat, fàg and the rest? Smh. You need work. Rhyming heart with fàg, black and cat is total nonsense. You can only rhyme them together if you have an ijebu accent and not willing to learn how to speak well.

Heart rhymes with art, cart and Bart etc. Not that crap up there. You better learn, son.

Hey peeps! Sorry for not being active on here like before. I've just been kinda busy and a little bit distracted. But I promise, from now on imma start updating this lounge and keeping in touch with y'all. But for now, I just need y'all to Stay tuned relax and wait on some heavy project I've been working on. It's another dôpe hit coming your way this month. Just relax and anticipate!


Tally ho!

sinizia:
Rochas is the greatest con artist amongst all governors. If you scour through NL, you'd see works of Fashola in many threads; likewise that of Obaino or Peter Obi. But try that of COCKROACHocha and you'll see a huge billboard of him shaking hands with Obama as an achievement. That man didn't fulfill 99% of his election promises. The roads along Aladinma to Chukwu Nwoha/Owerri Sports club is still being built since mid-last year till now. That thief is a fraud and will die a gruesome death like his ilk, Thief. A. Orji.

Wow! you really hate this man

sinizia:
Pray Imo State follows suit? The Imo State with that rétarded douchebàg, Rochas COCKROACHocha? Forget it.

Lol. I don't really know about IMO state politics cos I don't live there. But I heard that man did some great things before?

darkenedrebel:
Help us use your social media skills to push this joint to FP na

Social media skills kwa? Lol. I will just hit Lalastic up on Fb. The cypher is dõpe. And that's my own little way of appreciating y'all for cooking it up.

cc; Lalasticlala see rap food o. Lol. But on a more serious note, I think you should feature this thread on Front page. These guys worked hard to make this cypher a success for Nairaland and Nairalanders. All you could to recognize their efforts is move this to the FP. Please do so my brother. God bless

Haha! This is some dōpe shìt! y'all murdered the cypher!!

Every line is arguably a quotable. I liked the schemes, punchlines and different deliveries from each of you. Though I still think Navas devoured his part more with that sassy and wicked flow. I love it! Favorite lines: "you get to feel the genius of the intellectual
rhyme closer/
On broad ways, i carry Punchlines on my shoulder" DAMN!!!!!

True African lyricist... Dark and raw, /
The Midlands feel the heat, yea darken rahl/ Haha! Legend of the Seeker!!!!!


Limerick was the most comical of all. He's bars were funny as hell. Plus his creativity was something else. Wonder why he didn't flip sha. Favorite line: "I'm outstanding, the lyrical version of bouncers"

Dark was nice. He had that Big Pun-Notorious BIG flow. Kinda bossy and braggadocios. I like his hyperboles. Favorite line: "Rat snitch on me and die of Lassa fever"


Overall, this cypher was awesome. The beat and sound is magic. Nice one!

Cc; Lalaboi . . . my man, what do you think? I need your criticism.

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Limerick:
Nairaland 2016 Cypher Dropping In a day or two
Featuring Three of NL's Finest:
Darkrebel, Justin Navas and Lime'Rick
Don't Sleep Yet... Just Hol' ON!!!!
Fuckingggg doppe pieace

*Rubs palms*

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It's another hot Gospel tune from the Loveworld music and art ministry.
A nice pop Gospel tune with an afro feeling. Made up with smooth vocals by Lexis and a hot rap verse by Nairaland's own rap sensation; G'IYAZ.


Download, listen, testify and share!

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