1. It gets full after 3 minutes of charging
2. The phone has TV, Torch, Nail cutter, firelighter etc.
3. Text message can be written with a toothpick.
4. There are some spelling mistakes e.g NokLa, blackderry, i-porn, samswag etc.
5. When an aeroplane passes; it records one missed call.
6. When big truck hoots; it records charger connected.
7. When a china man passes u it says one Bluetooth device found

Then STOP the RITUALS and Focus on RELATIONSHIP with CHRIST...one thing is sure,,,when you get your relationship in CHRIST rolling, you will not know when you become an attraction for people and you become a point reference...i wrote some article on this i have included it below....

DONT GO TO CHURCH....
Religion is a basically a shame management system, often with the best intentions and always with the worst results. it appears to work externally but only drove the bondage even deeper. People are still addicted to shame and bounce between self-pity and self-glory, never finding freedom to the simple Life in CHRIST. Religion makes people think God want a cause and effect relationship with them, if they'll be good, he'll be good to them.....it sad that we thought we could press people into spiritual change, instead of helping them grow to trust Father more and find him changing them? You can’t press a caterpillar into a butterfly mold and make it fly. It has to be transformed from the inside.”

Religion keeps people busy and occupied with rituals and obligations, that they do not have time and energy to infect or bless the world with the Fathers Love, Don't go to CHURCH, BE THE CHURCH of Jesus Christ and HEAL the WORLD.....

@Pastor Olu
Hello Pastor Sir,
What i am saying is that going to church has been substituted for BEING the CHURCH, so people feel OK after a Sunday service that yes i have gone to church and its OK, what i am saying is we need to go further than that. i could not believe myself one day some few years ago that an incident happened and i was panicking and did not know what to do and i have been going to church since my childhood...name the ministry i have been there...then i started to read the WORD of GOD line by line, letter by letter and praying in the Holy Ghost for hours....then i realized what has been happening...Jesus DID not DIE for me to go CHURCH every Sunday or join a group...BUT HE CAME THAT I SHOULD Have LIFE and USE THAT LIFE TO REACH the world..my dear sir,,,,THE CHRISTIAN is the ONE THAT HAS BEEN SENT TO HEAL the WORLD...ONE BELIEVER is equally SUFFICIENT at any point in TIME to be the SOLUTION CENTRE for all THE WORLD TODAY..ONLY IF WE CAN SEE OUR SELF as CHRIST SEES US...can you imagine if JESUS is somewhere in the DESERT TODAY, that the WHOLE WORLD will flood there...and YET the SAME SPIRIT of Christ is in US today, the only difference is our priorities are different...we have substituted that LIFE with our conventional and traditional systems and people have learned to LEAN on them and rarely stop to THINK and ask "WHAT is this THING (CHRISTIANITY) really really about"...I am Learning everyday now..and i am made up my mind to walk with the HOLY SPIRIT through the WORD of GOD to search out this LIFE of CHRIST in ME so that someday, somewhere a man or woman in need of help can be liberated and set loose to LIVE and not give some nonsense excuse that GOD knows best....(something not once recorded of JESUS for everybody he came across...) he touched everybody in all circumstances of this life..we should MIRROR the SAME....(apologies for the long response, just to give more background on the context i am referring to)

@coputa.
Hi, i guess you are not listening to what i am saying but you are basically focusing on your definitions of religion. same thing was said to Martin Luther, i did not say Christians are in bondage. I only said READ the BIBLE and look at what Jesus DID for HUMANITY and Compare it to what you call CHRISTIANITY...I am not against peoples beliefs or their beliefs in GOD or their services and commitment, what i have clearly spelt it is RITUALS for WHAT? Jesus Said that TRUE Worshipers will worship in SPIRIT and TRUTH, a lot of the so called obligations, activities are for what? Even GOD got to a point where with the children of Israel he told them 'Away with your sacrifices". They focused more on the rituals than on a relationship with GOD. It it easy my dear sir to follow structure, ordinances, ritual because it makes men feel good that they are doing something and at least they will get some credit from God for it, if that is the case now, we don't need Jesus...we just try as much as we can and hope we meet up. That is what religion does to peoples mindset...get me my dear sir,..ask yourself fundamental question, WHAT DID JESUS DO...why did Jesus even come, the word of GOD is very clear, "“When this priest (Jesus) had offered for all time one sacrifice for sins, He sat down at the right hand of God.” (Heb 10:12)" All i am saying...Jesus DID something that FREED MEN from the obligations and rituals of any religious system that exists....

@coputa.
You see, that is the same way religion makes us to think, but you have to be specific, obligations for what? rituals for what? Religion assumes that when we fulfill some activities they will be rewarded, but what religion does not do is to map those activities to the reward or results expected. am i washing my feet or taking my bath everyday, since you say i was born into that, to be clean and righteous before God or to just be hygienic? my position is very clear, what we currently do in order to please God, requires re-evaluations in the light of the WORD of GOD...try and let me know from scriptures what rituals you want to explore and then we can both have an understanding. All i see in Jesus is that through his CHURCH, he can reach the WORLD, its all about BEING...then we can touch the WORLD as HE did...

Religion is a basically a shame management system, often with the best intentions and always with the worst results. it appears to work externally but only drove the bondage even deeper. People are still addicted to shame and bounce between self-pity and self-glory, never finding freedom to the simple Life in CHRIST. Religion makes people think God want a cause and effect relationship with them, if they'll be good, he'll be good to them.....it sad that we thought we could press people into spiritual change, instead of helping them grow to trust Father more and find him changing them? You can’t press a caterpillar into a butterfly mold and make it fly. It has to be transformed from the inside.”

Religion keeps people busy and occupied with rituals and obligations, that they do not have time and energy to infect or bless the world with the Fathers Love, Don't go to CHURCH, BE THE CHURCH of Jesus Christ and HEAL the WORLD.....

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2nTCwoJgj8Y

So Jesus Dying for these women is not sufficient to make them pregnant? the way you put looks like God is the one responsible for their challenges and we have to gang up and intercede and pray and make heaven answer these women's cry. if you are BORN AGAIN, heaven is not closed to you...if you are a child of GOD, you have all the capacity to conceive and bear children without asking God for it...Just KNOW who you are in CHRIST and declare your WOMB to be FRUITFUL and MULTIPLY, GOD ALREADY GAVE that command, OBEY God's Command and be FRUITFUL, Just repeat GOD's WORDS BACK to HIM, TELL HIM YOU ARE FRUITFUL, say it all the time no matter the circumstances, common, common, CHRISTIANS, WAKe UP, you are the ones that have been sent to heal the WORLD, SPEAK GOD's WORDs into your life and stop all Begging and wailing and praying...YOU ARE A FRUITFUL VINE...if you are not BORN AGAIN, get BORN AGAIN and let CHRIST work is miracle in your life....

@God2man,
You are correct money is required to execute the divine ideas, but you must understand, you said 'Divine Idea' not man's idea. if you work for a company, do you fund the company? or the company provide you with resources to execute their strategic objectives? People forget that the Gospel is God's Business Plan for the Salvation of Humanity. God Can fund his projects, i don't even want to get into the way Jesus did it ("Fish Mouth Banking" but know that everything about the earth is in the palms of GOD, He knows where the resources are. the context of the article is that YOU HAVE a RELATIONSHIP with GOD and YOU CAN DEPEND on that RELATIONSHIP no matter the circumstances, if money is required, it will come, if people are required they will come, if land, material things are required He can guide you to ideas that once executed will reproduce the money required - Remember the Priest's WIDOW and Elisha that oil was reproduced and only stopped when there were no more barrels to fill, if she had borrowed all the barrels in Israel she would have filled them up, the prophet told here to sell, pay off her debts and feed her family. Remain Blessed

I had been praying in the Spirit for fifteen hours when I heard the Spirit say to me very plainly:

"Then Isaac sowed in that land, and received in the same year an hundredfold: and the LORD blessed him.

You have been taught that this passage means, 'give bigger offerings to God when things are tough'. That is not what Isaac did! He sowed into the earth during drought. The modern day equivalent would be those people who bought Oklahoma land during the Dust Bowl days and those who bought stocks during the Great Depression. They all became rich later."

That is a word for word quote, including the references to the Dust Bowl and the Great Depression. [By the way, I was not meditating on this passage of Scripture nor thinking about Isaac at all prior to His speaking].

The longer I meditated on this statement and prayed, the more this piece fit into the overall puzzle concerning financial exaltation. If the lesson to be learned from Isaac's sowing was to teach us to give bigger offerings to God, then we would have seen Isaac building an alter and sacrificing animals on it as his father Abraham had done.

There was no temple, so this was the only avenue available to them in that time to make offerings to God. Or, Isaac could have tried to track down Melchizedek to offer gifts. But bigger offerings to God was not the lesson to be learned here. God had a reason for wanting to bless Isaac materially and he caused Isaac to sow material seed into the material earth to do it.

Another example of this principle; when God wanted to exalt Pharaoh to be the most powerful ruler on earth, he did not instruct Joseph to tell him, "What you need to do, Pharaoh, is to offer bigger and bigger offerings to God." No, God wanted to exalt him materially and He used material means and supernatural information to accomplish it.

God gave Pharaoh a dream containing, basically, the "inside information" regarding the future of their commodities market. Joseph gave the interpretation which contained within it the plan of God, "Gather the surplus grain during the seven fat years". [Note: because of the glut of surplus grain available in the marketplace, this seven year period of gathering would have generated no profit at all in a typical commodities market. No doubt the "economic experts" of the day lampooned him as being foolish.]

The rest of God's plan was, "Sell during the seven lean years." [Note: because Pharaoh now had the market cornered, the profits were enormous. This is the exact opposite, but the same principle as buying Oklahoma Dust Bowl land then selling it later. The principle is: Buy (invest, sow) when others won't, then sell to them when they have no choice but to buy from you. You can name your own price then.]


THE PLAN OF GOD

It is critical to point out that this is not a formula. Hearing God's voice and flowing with his overall plan for each generation is critical. Famine was occurring in Canaan during Isaac's day just like it had in his father Abraham's.

No doubt his thinking went something like this; "We are in famine. My father Abraham fled to Egypt during famine and God blessed him there. If I flee to Egypt, God will bless me there."

Isaac was following in his father's footsteps when the Lord appeared to him in the city of Gerar. If you look at a map of the land during Isaac's generation, you will see that Gerar is the last inhabited city in Canaan before entering the Wilderness of Shur along the well traveled caravan route between the nation of the Philistines and Egypt.

Up to this point, Isaac was going by formula. But when the Lord appeared to him, he said He did not want Isaac to go to Egypt, but rather to stay in Canaan and the Lord promised to bless him there (where famine was raging). The Lord was doing a different thing in Isaac's day than Abraham's and it was critical to flow with His plan. The same is true for every generation.


HOW DID ISAAC REAP A HUNDRED FOLD IN FAMINE?

I have often asked the Lord how he caused Isaac's crops to grow during the famine when nobody else's would. Obviously, there was no rain. That's what was causing the famine.

I have asked, "Lord, did you cause it to rain only on Isaac's crops and nowhere else? Or, did you miraculously cause his crops to grow without rain at all? What did you do?"

I know the Lord is perfectly capable of doing any kind of miracle He wants, but the silence in the Word regarding how these crops grew is almost deafening. The Word is not usually very timid in telling us about the miracles of God. It is very bold and says things like, "and Aaron's rod budded, or, the river became blood, etc.". But regarding Isaac's bumper crop it simply says,

Gen 26:12 Then Isaac sowed in that land, and received in the same year an hundredfold: and the LORD blessed him.

It doesn't give us a clue as to how this miracle crop grew during a time of famine. One day as I had been praying many hours in the Spirit, the Holy Spirit drew my attention to the many occurrences in the Genesis account concerning Isaac and the digging of wells:

Gen 26:18-19 And Isaac digged again the wells of water... And Isaac's servants digged in the valley, and found there a well of springing water.

Gen 26:21-22 And they digged another well... And he removed from thence, and digged another well...

Gen 26:25 And he built an altar there, and called upon the name of the LORD, and pitched his tent there: and there Isaac's servants digged a well.

Gen 26:32 And it came to pass the same day, that Isaac's servants came, and told him concerning the well which they had digged, and said unto him, We have found water.

I didn't know what to make of this for awhile, and then suddenly, I just knew: Isaac's seeds produced crops during the drought because he introduced a new technology to the land of the Philistines. HE IRRIGATED HIS CROPS FROM WELL WATER!

That is why we are not told how the Lord performed this miracle, because it was not a miracle in the sense of a supernatural intervention into the natural laws of the earth, although God could certainly have done that had it been His desire.

How did Isaac come up with this idea? Again, after much prayer, the Holy Spirit not only answered this question but another one that has been in my mind for nearly fifteen years:


WHY WAS IT WITHIN GOD'S WILL FOR ABRAHAM TO GO TO EGYPT?

In the Word of God, Egypt is always a type of the world. Repeatedly we are admonished throughout the Word of God not to go to the world, nor depend on the world for our deliverance when things are tough. Yet this seems to be exactly what Abraham did during the time of famine.

I have never heard one preacher or teacher give a plausible explanation of this apparent contradiction concerning Abraham. Abraham went down to Egypt during the time of famine and God blessed him there to the point that Abraham returned to Canaan a very rich man.

It seems to contradict every other teaching regarding reliance upon the world system taught in the Word of God. Thank God for the Holy Ghost, our Teacher.

Remember, it is not by formula that we prosper, but rather by finding out the plan of God for each generation and flowing with that plan. God wanted Abraham to go to Egypt because He wanted Abraham to see something there.

Notice that during all of these famines, Egypt nearly always had excess crops. Why? Egypt is a very arid land and seldom receives sufficient rainfall to produce good harvests. The Egyptians had long since mastered the art of irrigation. The land of Egypt was blessed with the Nile River, which has it's headwaters deep in the mountains of Africa. Drought in Egypt did not affect the Nile because the source of its flow was in Africa.

God wanted Abraham to observe how the Egyptians irrigated their crops. You could put it thisway: While Abraham was in Egypt he had the opportunity to observe the "cutting edge" of technology regarding crop irrigation in an arid land. I am sure, to Abraham, this technology was interesting but he could see no application for it in the land of Canaan. After all, Canaan had no Nile River from which to irrigate, and you certainly cannot use saltwater from the Dead Sea nor the Ocean.

Sometime while young Isaac was growing up he surely asked his father, "What was Egypt like"? In telling the lad about Egypt and their customs which were so different from their own, he certainly must have described how they irrigated their crops from the Nile instead of depending on rainfall. That information was filed in Isaac's mind for future use.


ADAPTING THE TECHNOLOGY

Now Isaac was grown and had a family of his own. There was famine in the land, yet the Lord had actually "appeared" to him in the city of Gerar and specifically told him not to go down to the land of Egypt as his father Abraham had done. The actual promise reads like this:

Gen 26:1-5 And there was a famine in the land, beside the first famine that was in the days of Abraham. And Isaac went unto Abimelech king of the Philistines unto Gerar. And the LORD appeared unto him, and said, Go not down into Egypt; dwell in the land which I shall tell thee of: Sojourn in this land, and I will be with thee, and will bless thee; for unto thee, and unto thy seed, I will give all these countries, and I will perform the oath which I swear unto Abraham thy father; And I will make thy seed to multiply as the stars of heaven, and will give unto thy seed all these countries; and in thy seed shall all the nations of the earth be blessed; Because that Abraham obeyed my voice, and kept my charge, my commandments, my statutes, and my laws.

This was the mind of God for Isaac, and Isaac chose to flow with it. The Lord said he would bless him in this land, yet there was drought, no rain from above. By now the rivers had run dry or were so low that there was not enough water flow to irrigate as Abraham had told him the Egyptians had done.

Isaac had faith like his father Abraham and knew that the Lord would not lie, and that what he had promised, he was well able to perform it. His thinking may have gone something like this, "I know God will bless me here, as He has promised. I need water to grow my crops. There is no rain, no water from above. The rivers are dry, no water available from them...."

And right about there, the idea must have hit him, "There must be water available from below. I could irrigate my crops using well water." He adapted the cutting edge technology of his day to the conditions existing in Canaan, and his crops grew when nobody else's would. Remember,

Prov 8:12 I wisdom dwell with prudence, and find out knowledge of witty inventions.

Because of this one idea from God, not only did Isaac have plenty of food for his household, but an abundance left over to sell to the Philistines. His prosperity really began to increase rapidly now, as the wealth of the Philistines was transferred from them to him.

In fact, he became so rich and powerful that the king said that Isaac's household was more mighty than the entire nation of the Philistines, and they sought a peace treaty with him. You don't have to be a genius to prosper. All it takes is one idea from God, acted upon.


HOW DID ISAAC PROSPER DURING FAMINE?

Isaac had to find out God's plan.
Isaac had to hear from God.
Isaac had to obey God's voice.
Isaac had to break with the tradition of his father.
Isaac adapted the wisdom of previous generations to the circumstances he was living in [Famine in Canaan].
Isaac had to be bold enough to do something that had never been done before [irrigation from well water].
Isaac had to overcome resistance [they contended for his wells].
Isaac had to persevere and not become discouraged by the resistance.
Isaac refused to get in strife with those who were opposing him.
Basically, Isaac had to believe what God had said. In this sense, he was following in the steps of the faith of his father Abraham. You could say, "And Isaac believed God and it was counted to him for righteousness."

He also had to believe that what God had promised, He was well able to perform it. God had promised Isaac that if he would remain in Canaan, in the midst of famine, that God would bless him there! I am sure that in the natural that seemed impossible, but Isaac believed God.

Notice that in Gen 26:5 the Lord was reminding Isaac that the reason that God could bless Abraham was because Abraham obeyed His voice! He was telling Isaac to do the same.

Of all people on the earth, Isaac knew the power of God's Word, THE FACT THAT HE EXISTED WAS BASED ON ABRAHAM AND SARAH'S FAITH IN THE WORD OF GOD TO THEM!

There is no doubt that Abraham and Sarah had told young Isaac about the miraculous way that he was conceived and born. He knew that he, himself, was a product of his parents believing the Word of God. Surely his attitude was, "If God birthed me by His Word, surely He will sustain me by His Word."

WE SHOULD HAVE THE SAME ATTITUDE! ALL OF US WERE BIRTHED BY THE WORD OF GOD!

1 Pet 1:23 Being born again, not of corruptible seed, but of incorruptible, by the word of God, which liveth and abideth for ever.


SINCE GOD HAS BIRTHED US BY HIS WORD, SURELY HE WILL SUSTAIN US BY HIS WORD!

Once Isaac made the decision to obey the voice of the Lord and remain in Canaan where famine was raging, what was the "nuts and bolts" of his faith to receive the promised blessing from God? What did he do?

His situation seems so precisely the same as mine and Sue's once we hearkened to the voice of the Lord to go full time in the ministry with no visible means of financial support at all. It certainly appeared to be a "land of famine." All I could do was walk the floor and worship God and put Him in remembrance of His Word by confessing it for hours a day.

It seems to me that Isaac could not have done much different. Isaac had a family and servants and cattle to support. They were all looking to him as the head of the house. Once he told them that he was going to obey God and stay in the land of famine because God had told him that He intended to bless them there, I am sure there were some who wondered if he had lost his mind. Once the decision was made to stay in Canaan, what could Isaac do at first but worship God and put Him in remembrance of His Word that "I will bless you there."


WORSHIP THROWS THE BALL BACK INTO GOD'S COURT!

Isaac had done his part. He obeyed God and stayed in the land of famine. Now he could turn his face toward God in worship and trust that "What God had promised, He was well able to perform it." This put the responsibility for blessing Isaac squarely back on God. Isaac was standing on God's Word, and it was God's responsibility to make His Word good.

In this case, God manifested His Word to bless Isaac by giving him an idea that no man had ever had before. Isaac knew about irrigation from rivers because Abraham had told him about what he had seen during his sojourn in Egypt. But nobody had ever thought of irrigating crops from well water until God dropped that wisdom into Isaac's heart. This was a "Word of Knowledge " straight from the mind of God to Isaac.


NOW THE BALL WAS BACK IN ISAAC'S COURT!

Once you receive a "Word of Knowledge" and/or instructions from the Lord, then it is up to you TO ACT ON IT! God did not dig the wells for Isaac. That was Isaac's responsibility.

Notice the two way communication going on here. Communication requires RELATIONSHIP, not FORMULA! God spoke to Isaac. Isaac obeyed and turned back to God in worship and trust in God's Word until God dropped the Word of Knowledge into him. Then Isaac acted on that Word of Knowledge.

It is important to notice that resistance came in the form of the Philistines stopping up the wells of water, yet Isaac endured and continued to act on the Word of Knowledge that God had given him. Isaac patiently endured until he received the blessing. He had learned well the secret of endurance and trust in God's Word from having watched his father Abraham,

Heb 6:13 For when God made promise to Abraham, because he could swear by no greater, he swear by himself. Saying, Surely blessing I will bless thee, and multiplying I will multiply thee. And so, after he had patiently endured, he obtained the promise.

Isaac was truly walking in the steps of the faith of his father Abraham.

Isaac prospered by RELATIONSHIP....NOT FORMULA!

why not let them pay a fine and let them go...these laws are new and it will take time to get into their mindset. How many time have the government broken the law concerning the welfare of the people, have they auctioned their own property. The Law was meant for man and not man for the LAW, abeg tender justice with mercy, at least let the bankers get the first right of refusal of buying back their property, before just going to auction it off...these are business creating jobs, why send them out of business....

Is this property still available? does MegaMound estate have Electricity now, the last time i went there they had issues with their transformer. what is the Estate Service charge? are there other hidden charges.

Plz help with ths VIN:

5TDZT38A03S202352

What is the best and final price for this property. can this go for 18M?

what is the price and is this still available

Hi
i am interested in Cooperative, Crown or well managed Estate. 3/4 bed room must have BQ.

Well your challenges are not new, but i will not want to dwell on events that might have made you come to this conclusions, the real challenges is if you get to know and understand who you are in Christ Jesus, if you get a revelation of CHRIST in YOU ( I am assuming you are Born Again, and you have at some point got to know what it means). if you are Born Again, your life is not really about what church you go to or what "others" are doing within or outside the body of Christ; when you stand before the judgement sit of Christ, He is not going to ask you all that. one question i can guarantee he will ask you, did you live your life for me or did you live for yourself or did you live by what others are doing?

Get to spend time with praying in the spirit about you Purpose in this Earth, not so much about what church you go to (i can only imagine this is a babyish question in the first place)

The early disciples did not  really care much about church structure as it is today, there focus was LIVING for Jesus and getting the World to know Jesus, in the process they had fellowship, communion , training and growth by the WORK and by the Directions of the Spirit of God.

if you are fed up with the systems you see around, then start one, (its is very easy to sit on the arms chair and second guess a live operations of others, i hope you understand what that means)

You are a child of GOD, that is why the things you see around you is stirring something in you, follow that stir and discover your destiny, maybe what you are uncomfortable about is what you are meant to change. start now, preach and setup your own group that minsters the GRACE, LOVE, FELLOWSHIP and PERSON of the LORD JESUS CHRIST, you will never go wrong with that.

Bless You

my budget is 800k for bungalow and i am interested in Crown Estate

is this still availabe and can it fly for 800k/annum

Post the pix of the crown estate