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I didn't say I need you to deliver. . .i said I need help with a brand. Pfft

LordReed:
What do you want the laptop for and what is your budget limit.

I need the laptop for school work, basically personal purposes and academics.

A hundred thousand I set aside for it

Hi everyone, I wish to get a laptop, but I dnt know what brand and I dnt understand the specs.. dual core, Intel, pentium, and the rest of shìt like that.


Someone should help me out pls

where is the kind nigga

come and prove yourself joor. . .lets do battle

I flow with glee/so when I throw a free/niggas know it's me/
I ain't forgotten Mik. . .i'll fork him up. . .so after exams ima poke the gee!/



Pow!

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mikuz: Er . . . M-16

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I spill the blood of this heathen/
Blow him to bits and hang him from the top of his ceiling/
. . cos Glaziers Vs Mik is like an Abiku confronting a demon/
Check it . . this coward failed to join the tourney cos hes scared of getting thoroughly beaten!/

His raps are colder?/
Pttf . . he ll get served like I'm tryna pass the kola/
Glacierz fits the description of a massive loafer/
. . I'm sick to death, no wonder peeps elect that this PH chap is ddoper/
But you? You wouldn't make NL call you sick to death . . like Patrick Sawyer!/

I'm still tryna figure out why the thug is boasting/
Is not that he comes ill with the puns hes showing/
So you best be careful with what you posting/
. . cos Ibime acted like he was a worthy surgeon/ when he left you cut and open/
. . Plus we witnessed him gun you down, when he put the metal to ya chin . . like an upper cut from Wolverine!/

I'm introducing ma gunners/ for us to see that you a ffool and a bluffer/
These punches are making him face down like hes using a mortar/
. . Always claiming you blazing the guns
. . when you still won't see a 'Burner, boy' . . if we expose you to all our music performers!/

So its left for us to look and discover/ that what he blabbing is dumb frees/
. . like Nestle in the stock exchage market . . he keeps stacking the losses/
Claiming his kicks demolish when hes battling with forces/
. . but Against Ibime . . we hardly saw 'G boot E' . . travelling to African countries!/

I'm killing the brother/ when I call the shots like I'm screaming for boxers/
So don't think that those lyrics you offer/ can finish ma stunners/
. . before I spray the bullets and leave ya cap red . . like APC supporters!/

Its time I prove hes a madman/ and that he never come good with with his pattern/
. . This beating ll make these newbies to hearken/
Since he claims hes writing exams . . Ill hit his Uni with AXES men/ to bully the plankton/
. . then 'knock him off his socks' and make him go to school with no shoes . . like Goodluck Jonathan!/

How dare you claim ya writtens are major/ when On Fb, Sleakid killed you with labour/
You saw blood dripping and started appealling to neighbours/
. . so stop acting like you bringing something drugs to the site . . like cocaine sniffing surveyors!/

Lool. . . Mik!! Coming for ya.

Limerick: wetin be ur fb name, cnt find d doc.

Don't bother. . .lets let sleeping dogs lie

kingdimes: a vet?

You want test?

Ibime: Now thís is just plain silly.

2 ninjas exchanging bars claiming they won their battles and some heads wey it no concern just come in and start chatting. Y'all let the ninjas speak with bars or speak with bars yourself.

I think they just wanna uphold the truth. . .nothing else

Meanwhile you just want to enjoy bars. . Wey your own?

YoungDaNaval: Lmao! Thunderstorm Adding Salt To Injuries Since 200BC!

This guy sef

ThunderStorm: lmfaoo . that is reach for the chocolate line was just nuts . . Glaciers ooooo

Lol. . .i amazed myself, even more with the closer

ThunderStorm: .
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Nigga aint acting matured/ when he raps on this board/ Crying when a rapture occur/
but is bound to eat dirt . . .soon as he starts blabing his dust/

He asked to battle a lord/ but got fractured and gored/ now he's acting so sore/
like he didn't know it would cost him his legs . .moment he chose to walk . . On th land of the gods/

The man is a fraud/ for acting so foolish/ Took a battle and screwed it/ Knowing fully well . couldn't handle it fully/
. . So why brag over a battle, which . . 'on a more serious note' . . .you couldn't 'dance to the music'!/ . . . Lwkm
I don't mean to be harsh/ but he should take his time . .before releasing a verse/ Reread and rehearse/ or get beaten to dirt/
cos when we done know what he's driving at . and he's drifting is worse/. We'll be forced . . . to force the freak to 'reverse!!/
He even threatening us . .that he's leaving this section/ Trynna act like he doesn't need us . .but i see its deception/
so guess we should pity and help him/ cos that aint no hardcore talk . .thats a cry of a nigga that's feeling rejected/
But before he tries to rip his face into two/ or cry that i follow join . . In hating him to/
I gonna say this to loon . . Calm down mister man . . Im just playing with you/

Looool. . .make una leave loona na

Thunder dey bust head

Looool. . .and that is maturity?

Chill Loonatikk. . .Go on with the tourney, I forgive you

Was just pissed at the claim you made

LooNat11kk: Smh, the baptism of fire idiom has been initially used by me against akin on fb, in a battle which. Mikuz voted. Ask him to confirm.

And Again, on the day of the battle , you commended my lines via inbox , praising me and shyt. Why are you now two faced all in the name of bragging rights? I follow you drag am? I'm the only nigga you've beaten on this section, who again have you won? And you a vet? Lol, just lol

I'm done trading words with you. . .you are as pathetic as they say.

You won hundreds of battles. .but I rough handled you twice. What does that make me? Huh biter??

Chai... I can't access my Facebook, I would have washed your dirty linen.

Limerick abeg you fit access Facebook, and bring My battle link with frantikk for RGA?

LooNat11kk: Lol Ice ice, I thought we were cool.

Okay Listen,

Do You Know How Many Times The Lunatic/Nuts play has been used on fb?

And other lines of yours that are i'm very familiar with which i overlooked?

Similiarity isnt recycling gedit? Dont stain my image dude, We were acting all matured with bars till you turned grin all because of some lunatic hater teased you of molesting me which isnt true.

Let's leave it at that. Other netcees wey defeat loonatiik no even shout like this , smh

You dey vex me!

All my ideas were fresh. . . 'baptism of fire' line I used it against frantikk

U just go lift am. . . Remove 'frank to frankincense' and put 'Ice to water'.

I could point out others. . .

You recycle lines like maaaadt! Stop fronting....yet you come dey claim say you beat your grandpa.

Oga just dey well

LooNat11kk: The Hate You Guys Have For This Loonatiikk Guy Baffles Me, I Try My Best To Act Matured, So Why The Hate?

If u acted mature. . .you shouldn't have claimed that you beat me, when the stats say something else.

LooNat11kk: Lol why you dey vex na ? Its not like its a bodybag or sumfn, it was a close call, or should i lick the soul of your feet? Are you the first textcee to beat me?

Besides go back to the thread and count the scores, its still 4-4

What is 4-4??

If you don't revert that claim. . . Amadioha will give you head!!

See this chap. . .i beat you well, you hear? . . .should I point out lines u recycled? (even my own line)

Just let things be. . I won you and there shouldn't be a dispute about it. You should be thankful that I beat you

I don't think I would battle an ingrate like you ever again. .lol

An average emcee will have 2-3battles, and still do a smooth freestyle. . .but you come up generic.

See, new niggas are just new niggas. . .dont test a vet

LooNat11kk: Young Da Naval
Limerick

Lol What Do You Expect?

Glacierz, I never get your time, i get 2battles on thursday make i no waste ideas.

Stfu bytch!! You should learn respect. . .and give it to whom it's due.

You can't beat me... you never will...so why claim it?

Ibime: Hehehehehe

Yu just dey laugh. . .Oga drop something jor!

YoungDaNaval: Glacierz Toturing This Mad Man Since 500BC!!

What can I say

LooNat11kk: I bring the beef to this lying wim/cos he's a flop, just like his writing skill/
Coming to face me with lines i already used, proves you 'armed to the teeth' cos You a Biting Bytch!!/
This Bum deserves to be schooled/no one ever termed his horrid verse to be cool/
Cos ice never brought the heat. . But if he did. . Then . . He's shot himself in the foot!!/
Raps i provide, desecrate thugs/but ur raps jay-z , so you'll get this beating in an elevetor/
His matter's past elimination/ cos i'm bent on putting ice in his place. . .the refrigirator!/
Twice,mik made this ill luck victim/ record deafeat/
So ima make him a seizured weason/ when i beat him till his face his beyond recognition!/
This failed urchin/ should be preyed often/for getting sexual advancements from male offsprings/ homo nigga! easily gets an ere.ction eachtime he hears the name of bis!/
Your hagard rhyming/requires hazard spiking/ so i'll follow dragon's law on him, by making fire burst through his mouth like a pacman smiley!!!/
I drag his face in the mud/as i spray with the shots/in a flash, i take this vet out like a date with a doc!/
On fb i display vigour skill/cos what i spew injure wims/ that's got crews discussing/
But like dailey at man utd. . You the only blind man in your team!/
Your Long For Fame/ disgusts, and calls for change/
Cos cats on here gon surely stop your pace/
So only bragging right you have is to be tagged as the best, in the hall of shame!!/

Ya bish!!!

That's the wackest verse/on planet earth/we don't buy those ideas. . .they got no market worth/
I'm unfriendly. . .so  before i bury this nigga. . . I must exhume the hatchet first!/ 
A psychedelic/nigga spits generic/hallucinated so much. . .he needs a medic/
He attained his potential. . .but I push him through a considerable height. . .and his speed kinetic!/

He's really the craving gay/every dick and harry make him cray/He gather c*cks*ck*rs on the charade. . .
But I aways rain on his parade. . .so while the sun shines, he is making hay!!/
Sodomy is in the air/this nigga hid behind the chair/caught him pants down. . .and a dick in his rear!!/
He frolic with his peers/he should forking disappear/he a real nigga? Ifa hear!/
. . .Am destroying his career/but I'm an angel to save his team. . .Di Maria!!/
Still talk of this devil. . .an he appear/cos I'm the man the town's hailing/and it's outraging. . .to this clown hating/
I rap and the 'earth quakes'. . .cos what I spit is 'groundbreaking'!!/
While this nigga ain't got nothing new/and your forking crew. . .aint applauding you/
Your lines. . Most times. . Are refined. . . Nigga you copying who?/

I sit at the top/'time is money'. . .and am rich as f*ck/brand new. .everything which I got/
But all you own. . .'counts as second hand'. . .as it 'ticks on the clock'!/
Kids gather round for lifts and I love it/cos I got gifts in my pocket/Loona is part of em kids. .
 . . but was included least in the budget/cos the last time I raised the bar. . .he dragged my arm to reach for the chocolate!!/

I spit fire that engulf the clone/when I freestyle off my dome/ I came online and saw this trash he posted. . .i swear this nigga made me regret touching my phone/
It's painment/that makes him tell so much 'lies'. . .my nigga like stained glass no more 'transparent'/

Before he arrived here, I've been battling/I spin halflings/and give a smack down. . . .then leave the ring laughing/

He asked for battle. . .
my win dazzling/so why the chimp bragging/i'll explode his home. . .and leave him scrambling/
 bringing him everlasting sorrow. . .that ll make everybody remember me 'tomorrow'. . .like 'Osama Bin Laden'!!/



Stoooooooopid nigga. . . .i beat you anytime

mikuz: I'm inspired!!!

Then drop something!!!


And Drop it like it's hot!!!

LooNat11kk: You dont own a throne, shut that douche/ lotta battle rap heavyweights on here, dropping stuff's thats cool/
Mik we know, U3 we know, but hey, who the fork are you?/
You a lightweight , but you think ya something/
Setups bland,bars boring/Nonya verse ever awed me/
See b1tch i'm elektro, nothing you drop can shock me!/
Noobs hype you, now u think ya very great/but i still dont get why u get the praise/Cuz In every aspect, you effing lame/
Your mum's obessed body is the only thing about you that's heavyweight!/
You Beat mik , so what?/you beat sidd too, but that nigga aint even d0pe dawg/
We've had enuff of the text bluffing/i'm sick, you not, you dead horrid/
I met berg, took his head off him/ bis proved you not lucid/
Your stuffs stup1d/ so with that i'm burst through him/
Go to his crib with a mac, sight his pops pooping/
His mum in awe, the bum stood still/ she asking what i want with him/
I'm like fork you b1tch/ i came to fire this nigga like george clooney!/

Biatch!!!!. . .I own the bragging rights. . .and I keep it!!


Yall see how this nigga bluffs about/He brought the bout/unfortunately. . .i dropped the tout/
Two times in a row. . .so why don't the nigga shut his mouth!!/
Cos there ain't no other doubt/When fans give me the louder shout/ and he cowers out/
So if he try to take my praises. . .by next week he ll be 'pushing up daisies'. . .while a lonely flower sprouts!/
. . .on his eternal bed of roses/I leave niggas spooked on proses/that my head composes/
Cos my text is magical. . .like the seventh book of moses!!/ 


Omnipotent /My verse is aired on Orient/and loona can't match my quotient/
Nobody stops my enthronement/so if he claim solid nigga. . .then forking tell him. .  I'm a solvent!!/

He ain't a marked an opponent/cos he behaves like an animal. . .at times he's masked as a rodent/
but now he's an 'agama' . .seeing the 'sun again is an opportunity'. . He better 'bask in the moment'!!/
He is an enthusiastic liar!/So we get gasoline and pneumatic tyres/I boil with ire. . So like he lost his job. . .i get lunatic fired!!/
Nobody feeling what this toddler quip/he should fall asleep/or dust my shoulder and adjust my collar tip/
Cos I'm so generous. . .i ll school this kid for free. . .like a scholarship!!/
I ain't gotta talk to the p¡mp/so much cheddar. . .a bulk of reprints/will make him sulk at a glimpse/
If he wanna test. .all I say him is . .'break a leg!'. . .now that nigga is cripple, while I walk with a limp!!!/
I'm a ball of flame!/but new niggas are new niggas. . .nobody calls your name/
You and your c*cks*ckers, I put yall to shame/and Mik upholds my name. . .in the hall of fame!!!/

LooNat11kk: how? Count 'em verdicts well bros.

Lol, What were you thinking? . . Anyways. .its good stepping to the ring with you.

I look forward to your next call out to claim the bragging rights which I now own. . .

. . .after a rematch.

I was just awarded the scholarship. . .i don't know how to go about it...someone help me please

Voting Criteria :

Opener - Ibime. . .straight to the point, U3 beat about the bush too long

Rhymes - Tie.

Similes/ Metaphors - Tie

Punchlines - Ibime. . . U3 had good punchlines but I enjoyed Ibime's more.

Your mum know the éffing procedure/ she best drop the panty/ and súck the candy/
So far, I've been kind to the fúcking family/ but now I'm coming for her sister . . . it's time to 'up the ante'!/

He was kind to the forking family. . . Lwkm, pre-punch could make one kiss the battler when one finally reads the punch

She'll climb the pole like she tryna run a cable/ I tell her "strip". . . no questions like Young da Naval/
I mount a stool and pump her anàl/ and have her 'pússy bleeding all over the desk'. . . periodic table!!/

Awesome!

It's awful painful/ how I talk disdainful/ Sid a member of your crew. . . I bet you thought him tasteful/
I ain't talking racial/. . . but any Dog that survived around a Calabar man this long. . . should be more than grateful!!!/

Buhahaha. . .

Who said that he's better?. . . okey dokey!/ This homie phony/ He best don't provoke me/
before bullets touch his head, shoulders, knees and toes. . . like I'm teaching him azonto. . . or the hokey cokey!/
lwkm

Personals - U3!!!
This one stole the show

So u try to cover up with "trips to Sychelles"/ well on a beach you'll see shells/ creeping when I'm shooting, that's a C shell/ you'll think bullets were celebs the way the luger tore in/ (kripping, touring)
Wise counsel, cuz I know you adore me/ gø back home, take a look at mummy/ cuz to forsake family is foolish.. and you're close to being a fool at forty


Flow - Ibime. . .multies were smooth and he was just hitting...no long story

Wordplays - Ibime. . .it's one thing to have puns. . .its another to have astonishing puns. I could elaborate more


Closer - U3!. . . On point, though a very long buildup can ruin a punch... it didn't in this case.

BIGUPS GUYS!!!

MVGT - IBIME!

mikuz: Cooger got bodybagged.

Some of his lines were generic/ predictable. E.g Spell/ incantations, love/ tennis, pie/ circumference.

And for writing outplayed and basic puns like Toulouse/ to lose, debate/ the bait, sine/ sign - he lost by default.

Coogar got body baggged!!!!

I think say na only me see am.... I chose not to start trouble. . .before pesin go start to dey speak plenty grammar for me.

That battle is epic. . . Ibime keeps impressing, Coogar is good, but my problem with him is he talks a lot. . .

Metaphors and wordplay is one sided tho

I think Glacierz vs Loonatikk II is better than the first fight. . .just browsed thru em both again

mikuz: Kr0ne and Glacierz make una sign up na. I wan close sign up.

I get exam from 15th till 29th... gotta jack my *ss off