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Ibime: I'm prepared to box Mik/ cos his PDP manoeuvres are clearly toxic/
But admin takes time. . . so I let him get away with being paired with Chocckid/
This ojoro shouldn't be dare repeated/ or he'll be severely treated/
I shouldn't be meeting Udu or Prekky till the final. . . if the draw is clearly seeded/
So next time, if he tamper the draw/ we'll jab at his jaw/
I might even write Chocs verse. . . to knock him out first round. . . and cause massive guffaw!/
And UK won't get farther than me/ cos I'll part him in three/
Cos killers will take the job. . . when I put numbers on his head. . . like the mark of the beast!!/
If he asked to battle Ibi, he tryna do too far/ Him be mumu sha/
Cos Uduak knows. . . I'll make this Uyo bytch my wife. . . like Tubaba!/
Cos nobody feel the wack jokes the guy talks/ I'll stab bros with knives, forks/
Though I'll admit that losing is a 'theoretical' possibility. . . like black holes and time warps/
I'm sure to bruise the cat/ he could peruse the stats/
His father foresaw this loss at birth. . . that's why he named him Udu wack!!/
I'll put his loss in the paper/ My whole hood begging me to torture the faker/
I felt like Eddie Murphy. . .cos all I heard was "Phuck U". . . when I said "Good morning my neighbours"!!/
So I'll torture the unfortunate brat/ and slaughter the cat/ till he call it a wrap/
cos one punch will leave him face down. . . till muslims give him props. . . for performing salat!/
I got large skill/ My bars ill/ and he'll be subjected to sarge drill/
His 'Governor' even begged me to spare Uduak. . . but I told him it's 'Gods will'!!!/

Ibime: Oh first thing. . .@ Mikuz. . .

I just noticed the battle rules say 16 lines.

Nah man, heavyweights don't do 16 line battles. Thats when ninjas start stretching bars to ensure victory.

C'mon brother, this is a KING tournament not preliminary.

24 lines is the minimum.

Then add cumulative 4 lines to that every round


2nd thing. . . how did you do the draw. . . it looks like PDP draw!!

Ibime: Shiiii. . . You shoulda saved this for the tourney

mikuz: Glacierz thanks alot bro

chocckidd: thunder rumbles like witches cackling, you see the lighning crackling/
chocc about to get this crack in.. no distracting/
There’s gonna be a lot of slow singing and flower bringing/
when this titans goes in.. so lets get this shiiit kraken.

My rap career goes back further than your fathers hairline/
nigggga, i've dropped more dead bodies than dana airline/
You making jokes nd playing like Jumanji until shit gets real/
pull out tecs..at close range i won't miss you but your family will.

this gayyy kid is not in the game..the fact that he's on the sidelines appalls/
he's considered a ball boy..i mean the way he handles balls/
what i whip is the good shiiit... leave you begging for more/
the only reason you could say my work aint WELL DONE is cause its RAW

My metaphors are dirty like syphillis but harder to catch/
like every case of chicken pox, I started from scratch/
kids be talking bout MAESTRO BRINGING THE HEAT/
loooool..that to me is like MICE THROWING A FIT/

*looks at verse*
I got master degree burns
After that heatstroke of genius
you wanna flow and go mainstream
welcome to hell...you must first pass thru my lake of fire

Rap maestro: Hello.. BI.TCH PLEASE/
leave sick frees/
to d.ope, thick peepz/
we all know.. You pussy..
gat little rhymes & punches...
infact you aren't gat 'both'... But I'll let yo know say 'sea men' plenty, thats what d d1ck spits/
yo.. stupid son, you're so damned and frail/
heard in exams, you crammed and paid/
for 'sh?t(cheat)'.. But in this brawl, its a No No, unless you're scammed & framed/
lolz
you are wondering how yo plan has failed?/
check yo family trees.. Their branches gone haywire, yo ancestors lead yo clan astray/
i'll have yo shot wit lead quick/
trample on yo corpse to see if d dead squeak/
Btw
heard yo a protegee of Illmatic sleak/
hell, ama leave yo dead & mute wit reverbrative spree...
when ma uZi speaks/
with thunderous escape o pellets will leave yo not laying d.ope sh?t in here like brooding ch1ck/
turn yo to punctured blood bank.. Make yo losing fluid/
simple frees, I penned to murd you/
when I heard murder being a crime here except Glenn or Bordeux(uncle ib style)/
undertakers were like 'CHOC ke' who'll carry the corpse of that mahn o burden?/
immigration complained too.. He ain't getting outta here, we've even banned em mummy/
from flying outta here.. So his life is stagnant and still/
so ain't gonna be surprised if his flows is blatanta and spilled/
yo luk pale mahn/
prolly why yo ape can't do what yo tail can/
b4 i go.. I'll leave CK down the waist and drown him my flows.. Like swimming in Calvin Klein's pant/

Joshuabase: wow its been a long while . . . Who missed me?


Err. . . Baba ibime me no dey save any lines oh . . I even don forget the tourney ish sef . . Na glacierz posts for fb remind me. Infact im coming with bars 2mao evening,can't script anything now . . Too tired from work

Dj5naira vs joshua base Abeg no kill me before tourney begins abeg

GLACIERZ!:
how does one write with italics

яhymΣ_ ȴunα†!¢:
My Opponent didn't show up
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No show Verse
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Fork ya siblings/ blah blah blah.. Put me in the tourney...

Ibime: I no go crack coconut ontop say na serious contenders dey game. 2 hours will dispatch allcomers as usual. For Prekky, I go stretch am to 3. Abi na Loaded Lux and Arsonal I dey battle?

Heavyweight List for Kings Tourney.

1. Da phantom
2. U3
3. Ema Prince
4. Glacierz
5. Animentum
6. Blaqbones
7. Joshua Base
8. Mikuz
9. Ojiegbu
10. Ibime
11. DBR
12. Thunderstorm
13. ThePrekky
14. Siddoggg
15. Rhyme Lunatic
16.

The slot left will be filled up by friday. . .from the prelim tourney.

Kings Tourney starts November 25th. . . Brace up, get ur armour polished, check your boots, and sharpen your swords. . .its gonna be bloody!!

Ibime: Those ninjas are saving bars for tourney.

Me I no get time, if not I for try drop something. Na still 2 hours I go take write everybody verse for tourney, and still collect the trophy.

siddoggg: PLs....wHeN iS RouNd 2 taKinG oFF?