₦airaland Forum

Krizzkutz: ^^^ wtf, justice dah was dip

lol, atleast i commended towards the closer..

its good dnt u think..i spoke the truth.

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Arise O Compatriots?/

wtf!
Nigga sit down, shut ya voice/
very soon, they'll call the boys/to raise the flag, adjust and hoist/

but whats the point?/

36months since Jubilee/yet next, the play would be/the same routine/
where they'd say to me/''there would be peace''. . .but what i get is plain urine/

white and green. .green and white/streets are bright/its seems aright/
but taxi convey you to ur enjoyment. . .and police tell them bring the white!/

does it still seem aright?/cos to me, its bleak and blind/
speak ya mind/or dont bother, i already did in my rhymes/

and it eats up to this boundary/
nobody wanna contribute. . .nobody wanna be found in/
independence cipher and just few abounding/
but a tourney, a nigga goes. . .''my name's found wanting''/

now that topic arousing. . .

Well this is cos a niggas chest been days pounding/to outshine populace crowding/
he wanna dry his mates fountain/and rise to face mountains/

he wanna be the place crowned King/he wanna get the staked bounty/
its good. . .i aint doubting/but we shouldnt make lousy/
contributing to this great country!/

cos of the same country we are residents/every sector we eminent/
go about our daily work. . .and helping gents/in penny debt/

but those that are intelligent/are selling bread. . .to be merging ends/
when there should be merriment/of sending them. . .to learn intense/

very well. . . .let me talk about our president/
that nigga should be deleted/i mean deleted from existence/

all he does is dressing best/while Queen of England subletting jests/
that Nigeria in a lot of penny debt/

now, that should be vexing chest/but he just relax. . .and put the hat on his teddy head/

o dear, he should check the net/boos he getting outta the blues. . .is more than that of Benitez!!/

Flashback at history/there was looting and there was theifery/
the one that looked like apes. . .futhered the course of pilfery/

4years we were sad, next 8 we were whimpering/
cos the guy be shipping. . .the shillings/he overseeing/

but before the sixties/

we didnt own it/we didnt hold seat/they came and dethroned Kings/
cos Kings were old peeps/these intruders throw gin/
. . .and blackies quickly sold it/

it was like some show biz/one was called 'Loo guard'. . .yet we took care of the whole shït/

but brother, sister, parents/dont allow this past menace/
affect the future and present/
lets join hands together and rejoice. . .to enjoy. . .53years of Independence!/

mikuz: Mehn i jst enjoyed this one more.

ooh, thanks

finally, pheew....Thanks yall for the votes. And Luna' ....nice battling ya. It was worth it.

^^Josh okay.

And yall Happy Independence Day...

Expect a cypher much later.

Joshuabase: Couples' Tourney @ IRG


My verses resign the dope braves/
And defines the whole game!/
But your head?,kinda like a keypad . . . Call it
ironic buh . . . Space OcuPPIES THE MOST SPACE!!!/


Leggo!


Boutta go 'Dr Phil' on these wacks whose Raps
Be BLand and Frail/ called up my nurses,Had
them scan their Brains/Then found out they
were immune to brain tumour(Impossible) . . I
Ran the scans again/Then I
thought "to have brain tumour" first you'd . . . .HAVE TO HAVE A BRAIN!!!/


Now I'd bring down "god" first/
Bring out puns next/Have 'em cowering,buh I
ain't bring out guns yet/Then bring out bombs
next/To make the "Knight-Fall" . . . Literally . . . WITHOUT SUNSET!!!/


Gzone? pfft


I'll Break the guy bones/He'd get slain with
tight flows/Buh Nigga you black! . . You ain't a
light bloke/So next time you take a pic of
yourself . . Go to "image settings" . . And please CHANGE TO NIGHT MODE!!!/


Known to slay any nigga standing around me/
Killed a dragon while sparring in mali/Buh The
nigga keeps acting manly and charming/Come on! Your head should come with a "Snooze Button" 'cause your stupidity is . . . FRANKLY "ALARMING"!!!!!/


I spray cash from
dubai to abu dhabi/Trigger happy,I blast nukes at will/
Smash goons that feel, they gat hooks that ill/So gloria must be "Medussa" . . . If guys ever say she's . . . . GAT LOOKS THAT KILL!!!!/


»»»Mr. & Mrs.«««

lwkmd!!!!! Who won?

mikuz: Fair enough. Ill fight the winner between Daphantom and Dimes . . .

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But when will Nairaland Rap Battle Forum hold her next WARCRAFT (or whatever it will be named) tourney?

Lunatic. . .Ive dropped

I dropped!

Ice's diss@Rhyme Lunatic
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Im the best man, he a paddi of the groom/if i blast him of a roof/u'ld be clapping for the boom/
cos am 'Arm Strong'. . . so 'up to space, i hit Luna'. . .like 'Neil landing on the moon'!!/

I live in merry/while he seeking penny/plus am the 'wing commander' that sip the 'henny'/
but he remains with the 'squadron'. . . . . .cos those kinda 'shots i take can rip his belly'!!!/

Hence when im forking thy sibling/u better be mopping my kitchen/or washing my linens/
forget 'Koko Master'. . .im the 'Importer, Exporter'. . .while u 'Hawking' like 'Stephen'!!/

am a lion. . .in this jungle of cats/that gobbled up fast/a dozen of wacks/
but with u jumbled up bars/. . .u aint 'married' to the game, u just 'engaged' in a battle. . .that'll 'uncouple' your parts!!!/

Guests honour my party/bbq is ur bottom fried badly/and oboy if u call on thy daddy/
i'll still take yall and ur clan single handedly. . .cos it could empty 'Florida'. . .if i bring all of 'my army'!!!/

Im Constantine/i conquered fights. . .in monarch times/but ur noggin size is 'more than mine'/
Plus i command respect u cant undermine/. . .but u'll be a 'figure head'. . .only cos ur 'skull' looks like 'number nine'!!/

attend my morning classes/if u wanna rumble classic/on fb, see how i neutralize base and pour him acid/
u dont fathom the chemistry. . .so when i put ur 'knee on'. .'ah gun'. . .u begin to emit 'noble gases'!/

He's a vulture infact/i author these bars/to rupture his plans/
see me school him with english. . .cos he cant manage his 'Clauses'. . .like 'Steve' in 'Authur Christmas'!!!/

Im god of the kings/i'll knock off this imp/if he walks up to me/
and the mofo will drop his guard. . .but u'ld always see 'Ice in guard'. . .even in 'Lord of the Rings'!!/

i hunt the faggit/he bores the rapping/doesnt know how to do it. . .and its become his habit/
so witness how 'stretch Rhyme'. . . . . . .and I aint doing more than 'four syllabics'!!!/

яhymΣ_ ȴunα†!¢:
He's done it, so we drop when?

Tomorrow evening.

Mikuz pls set up thread for

Glaciers Vs RhymeLunatic

Lool, now now. . .after u got bruised? Thats the Spirit!

Aiight, 20lines. . .prep, we drop as soon as tomorrow, or next.

Pls who is serious and up for a battle?

Ibime: Thunder fire you!

I dey local right now but madam done head go Singapore.

Dat whip, that's me/ dat chick, that's me/
That boat? I had it on the Mediterranean sea!!!/

lwkmd!! Hahahaha. . . .its all good though. I will be fortunate to trip round the world like u too. . .hopefully someday

Bis, sup hombre?

Pls there is one of your verses i would like to read. . .ive havent found it in the past pages yet, the one that has the ''step daddy'' line.

Where is the erthaengima, that alledgedly claimed we had scores to settle?

Nigga my lines are ready. Show up here as soon as possible.

Ibime: I'm well travelled ninja, no be google. I told ninjas I was in Cape Verde when I wrote ma verse against Streetz and somehow the battle turned to a flexing thing between me and DBR.

lwkm where u dey now? Spain with ur bubu? Abi na Jamaica? Lmfao!!

Mikuz pls pop thread for Erthaenigma vs Glaciers

Ibime: Mehn, spars back then were sweet. I'm going back to prioritizing flow over everything else.

Ibime word. . .but all those una trips godammit!!! Most of the places i no know o. . .na google work abi?

I marvel those/who happen to. . .battle dopes/
Ibime isnt to be cited an example though/
he just a cattle bloke/who hassles flow/
and never handled dough/but i got wads to loan/
i buy an item, and forget the change. . .but to buy one, he haggles more/
i browsed the archives. . .what i saw baffled moi/
Ibime and DBR on a squabble show/
how they trip to Aruba, scuba in Cuba, and prolly travelled rome/
'noisy tales'. . . like a rattle pose/
and that was Ibime on the mantled robe/
alleged King prattled mo'/and let loose on the grappled hold/
of the the startled role/
that even a 'freelancer' could storm and 'saddle' on/the sparkle throne/
then, the stool was tackle prone/
cos all u did was babble bro/
you were fortunate nobody mangled yo/
if i were there, just a bamboo throw/
will part and have you blown/
to countries of the Anglophones/
on this ample note/dont contest. . .u gasto know/
I and your bïtch in my Seattle home/where she's swept off her feet. . .
and Ice gets ur ankle froze/
a cell is too big. . .i put you in a vacoule hole/
Am the General. . .assume a salute throw/but try a fatal blow/
and get ur metacarpals broke!!/

oNe!

Ibime: 2012. . .






2009. . . .






Niggas talk ish so long. . .start to believe they own lie/
All I do is signpost em back. . to 2009!/
When they were dripping with wack juice, looking up to my rhmes/
when I kept this place shaking. . .like a palm full of dice!/
Thats why I dont believe any part of their hype/
Imitating DBR?. . .thats the blind leading the blind!/

So who really innovate who?/ And who imitate who?/
Niggas acting disgraceful. . .when they really grateful!/

Tough talk. . . and proud boasts. . . feeding us with cheap lies/
Two years ago. . these meek guys. . couldn't wait to be beat. . by Streetwize!!!/

Nowadays he raising his chin/ like battling just a vacation to him/
Back then, he pull his pants down. . . and ask "when does the r@ping begin?!"/

How in the fork. . . can I be an IMITATION OF HIM!!!


His verse above shows how he used to write his words in a bunch/
but now he leave THIS space [size=14pt]. . . . .[/size] before dropping his punch!/
He tryna whitewash history. . . but we aint that dumb!/
I'ma give you ONE GUESS. . . where he learned that from!!/


Unlike you, I never been wack. . always a gunner for hire/
Came to Nairaland spitting nothing but ire/ that modaforkers admire/
Changed the topic from flossing to pen skillz. . . when you saw my[i] budget[/i] was higher!/
thought you escaped the frying pan. . . but you jumped in the fire!/

Need I remind you 'bout my ample flows?/
How when I got here. . Sauron had y'all in a stranglehold?/
Till I tamed the bulldog, turned him into my poodle/
Beat him relentlessly, even with rhymes he stole from google/

I got more names on my record/ than skeletons in an Arabian desert/
Most of them I even beat. . . without making an effort!/
Titles under my belt as the most prolific/
"My tactics. . .to make every Black burn. . . like Scholes and Vidic!"/

Im in a league of my own. . . this nigga tactically flawed/
my skill unique. . . no substitute. . . still I manage my squad!/

How many stripes you got? Name one rapper you floored/
Its been four years since you started to rap on this board!/
Why this nigga always acting a fraud?/
same way he claim numerous visas. . .when France and SA his only travels abroad!/
Look dude. . .you could write till ya practically bored/
Ya rhymes only attract a distinct lack of applause/
while it only takes me half an hour to dispatch a retort/
and attack you with force/ that'll have ya spine detached from it's chord/
and leave the fans clapping in awe/ causing massive guffaw/
as they laughing at y'all/
clapping like dolphins flipping back on they paws. . .
a fact you doubted even happened at all. . .
till I uploaded pics with em. . . that I snapped in resorts!/

Do you ever happen to pause?/ and keep track of your course?/
With this verse, I declare this battle of yours/ PRACTICALLY LOST!!!!

My aim? Perfected!/ Reign? Untested!/ Name? Majestic!/
so forget about rap. . . and find the nearest exit!/


How could I even be accused of tryna copy ya lines/
When I never paid attention. . . to n'aan ONE OF YA RHYMES!/
And just to show you how stoopid you are/
The rhyme you displayed just an incarnation of one of my bars/
You need ventilation/ Got your lungs and chest aching/
Somebody give him CPR. . . cos ma rhymes are breath-taking!!!/


oNe!!!

Jizoz have mercy....this is absolute finishing!!!!

deli dimes: ok here is some shii too rusty as Bleep on a rouugh journey to self discovery tho

i raise bars higher with force/
striking you faster than lightning does/
enlightning dons/
wen scribing puns/
cos the writing gores/
even mfm worshipers will tell u there is "fire in the word"/
set for the top/
no rest on the journ/
so go cheer all the boys/
that the terror will come/
to those who dared us before/
and that in life...problems have a "mechanic advantage"....even if our "effort is lost"/
u might have been fuckin tinz up/
thinking all his real gone/
and wanna stop living in this world/
and even felt and thought loving is wrong/
just remember this...no matter how the sea of life toss u "from coast 2 coast"...at the shore is westlife singing the song ....lol

Heart Touching. . . .Now this is a verse!!

Daphantom: ^^Lwkm . . Who this one dey deceive

Lmao. . .

Yo Phantom. . . Am serious, didnt u see??
he said am dumb

Anyways while anticipating Mikuz's arrival

here's some sheepish mono. . .

ok, once, i battled a lanky fùck/
who comes with classic puns/
that'll make u go laughing thus/
so i fastly thought/
if i dont come with hardened force/
this guy will smack me forth/
and it wuld badly hurt/
then i sharply paused/
imagined how i could jam his jaw/
with such massive force/
till he knack the floor/
but what if his verse will madly gore/
oh, that made me angry more/
i imagined a sharpened sword/
that will sharply chop/
his dangling skull/
pictured even his fam in blood/
i began scripting, my heart in shock/
so much, u could rank in volts/
my hand in jolts/
seemed punches had vanquished forth/
suddenly i screamed, ''my facking gosh!!''/
and i tell u, the items in ur market stall/
couldnt equal what i gat in store/
i wrote the metaphors. . .that wrath his fall/
in the battle front/
with a vicious mind i banished forth/
the scally thug/
cos i saw myself as a hardened lord/
never wrote with happy thoughts/
behaved like a maddened Hulk/
so i frankly urge/
that u do same in a rapping war!/

Lol, yessir..alert Mikuz to set up the thread...we drop tuesday

20lines

deejay_harry1: NEW OR slightly USED??

price differs

i said it, its up there. . . brand new

Who wants to beat me? Im loosing my writing skills quickly . . .

Mikuz takes this. . .Lunatic u be real mad man. See ur verse, bad ideas gan, but u didnt arrange it well. Got boring at a point. But i must say u did good.

''mikuz(m): Nairaland's finest . . .''

wtf? Mikuz u smoking blunt lately?

what happened to me? Last time i checked the fans here were chanting my name, ranting my fame. . .

Nairalands Finest is me!!!!

Hey peeps. . .im new on this thread.

I reside in PH, specifically in Mile4(rumuokoro, rumokwuta etc.), and i want to purchase a brand new Phantom A1. . .pls who knows where i can get it at an affordables price like #27000 to #30000?
Thanks in anticipation.

Oboi, like play like play, ive not worn any battle here. . . i dey laff but e no funny.

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ERTHAENIGMA: Me and you? We're so not the same/on the field,i'm chasinq jabulani's/you reachinq top speed catchinq a faq's testis/wait you still don't qet it?/i mean am on a DIFFERENT BALL GAME!

Hmm, wonderful! RGA tourney don suffer

ERTHAENIGMA: Dj,it's obvious you lackinq lyrical efficiency/your words barely make the required effect/i liqht up ffr with the briqhtest rays yet/all you've qat are 'weak beams' like buildinqs with structural deficiency
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seems much attention are paid to flows/so i'll try as much as possible to nail this home/my words are sure to slice ya to 2 pieces/and make you half the man you used to be
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bloody faker! Stop posinq/you boutta die...this you ain't jonzinq/and if the 9 in my arsenal don't qet the job done..my 10 will 'supply the finishinq' of the poor ccunt....MEZUT OZIL!!!
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And it seems/you are as dull as shidd/coz i see no reason/while you can't reason/E-R Is an abbrevation! GEDDIT/but your dumb so it's easy/i'll just compound your misery/as i stash your brain with viaqra...and make it hard for you to think!!!
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But DJ! Do you play ball/nah i doubt that son/and here you are tryinq to take shot?/ha! They'll backfire like a niqqa walkinq away from where he did arson!!
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Me and you? We're so not the same/on the field,i'm chasinq jabulani's/you reachinq top speed catchinq a faq's testis/wait you still don't qet it?/i mean am on a DIFFERENT BALL GAME!

Hmm, wonderful! RGA tourney don suffer