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Prek and Ibime...woah, beautiful.... let's have a streak of battles then.

Hey boys. . . What's the hullabaloo??

Loona...where u at?

IBIME!!!

Eat this!!!! . . . Lwkmd

Who is a Confused coach?
- A coach who sold a promising striker(Lukaku)and brought a dead striker(Drogba)
- A coach who released their all time best midfielder(Lampard) and kept a snail(Mikel)
- A coach who claims to be the best but will be trophiless for the 3rd consecutive season
- A coach who wants to destroy their best goalkeeper(Cech) for an overrated average goalkeeper(Courtois)
Dead club with stupid fans


I saw this and remembered Ibime and all chealsea's
stoooopid fans

hullabaloo. . .everywhere, hullabaloo!!

zamua: Ibime, this is a lame reply.
This Cougar boy slam you. Ajepaki + eminem = Pakistan. little behind = white women. bobby + whiteney = crackheads. Title Taken= Liam neeson(Bryan mills) plastic charge = debit card.


i just catch another one of his puns.


serious trouble = Syria's trouble. Chris rock(CB4) a sad state(president assad), nerve gas, asthma & symbicort.


Cougar na beast.

and he uses a fake/unknown monicker around here to hype yarn absolute balderdash about generic and stoooooooooooopid lines.. pathetic!!!

coogar is a flop.. lets be serious here...my freestyles on ffr will cremate this blunder he posted here

hi boys!

congrats to the old sport . . .Ibime

great potential he has harnessed from his inside. .

a good text battler never lacks the quality to express himself. thats what text battling has helped me improve on.

. .expressing myself.


well, i ll be back later to drop a free. . . i gotta trash these books and write the exams first. see yall later.

long live rap-battles section nairaland!!!

ZLUK: Glacierz.... Been some time

Your lines still aint deep enough, your puns still float//
But I guess ICE felt the heat, its obvious you now flow//
Nice witty punches, quite funny... Its like watching a clown//
But like dropping a nice book on the moon, bars are still hard for you to put down//

Well hope this get to you in good time, cos in due time//
.....Call me a ho
Cos I gon come for your head right after I do dimes//
See all those thumbs up you got, no go bring good fruit, no fertility//
Its time you knew Ema's greatest asset is his lie ability//
Lol

And hey 5naira, am a big fan, how's the heat?//
Heard you own fm radio stations, I mean I heard you got beat//
Aint it the power in the nomenclature that the DJ got beat//
Well twice's so funny, you shouldve tried one punch at least//

And hey Mikuz, Mr two heads//
*** duty calls, gotta complete this later ***

not up to par. . .dnt start beef Mrs. its a new year

Ibime: Happy new year boys!!!

And girls!!!

Happy New Year . . . oya drop the freestyle

mvfgt - Ibime!!! i don laugh die...i tot prekky would get this..but those bible personals from ibime...are just classic...

This pastor is a fraud/ so I’ll detach him with a sword/ for
rapping on this board/
The dumb nitwit. . . .reading bible with a
microscope . . . .tryna 'magnify the Lord'!!/

I’ll cripple this mug/ for 'holding my shirt'. . . . like an
ignorant thug/
I don’t wanna stab the pitiful slug/
. . . but if he 'touch the hem of my garment'. . . I’ma turn
this battle. . . to an 'issue of blood'!!/

kai!!! im worlds apart from this guy...the wordplays got me laughing tho...i dnt understnd what some judges are saying

mikuz: Ibime's Verse
Dear Lord. . . .
I present Prekky as a living sacrifice/ and make his father cry/
cos I swear on the 'last book of old testament' . . .I’ll stab his mum in the pupils. . . and make his 'Ma lack eye'!!/

If he giving me strife/ I'll gut the pig with a knife/
And he'll be 2.5 centimetres from death. . . . when I beat him. . .'within an inch of his life'!!/

I make vets bleed. . .
Wait. . . let’s see/ This fake Jet Li/ will get his 'head severed'. . . at 'break-neck speed'!/
Contort his body into a circle . . .when I take Prek’s 'feet'/. . .and make em touch his 'head'. . . just to 'make ends meet'!!/

This pastor is a fraud/ so I’ll detach him with a sword/ for rapping on this board/
The dumb nitwit. . . .reading bible with a microscope. . . .tryna 'magnify the Lord'!!/

I’ll cripple this mug/ for 'holding my shirt'. . . . like an ignorant thug/
I don’t wanna stab the pitiful slug/
. . . but if he 'touch the hem of my garment'. . . I’ma turn this battle. . . to an 'issue of blood'!!/

I'll rip Prekky apart/ my razor deadly and sharp/ to slice one of his dimples. . . till he's left with a mark/
and if he 'turn the other cheek'. . . I’ll leave 'both sides of his face'. . . with 'symmetrical scars'!!/

He don't preach holy raps/ I speak only facts/ and freak lonely slags/
I fúck the prettiest girls . . . but like the 'fourth King of Israel'. . . this 'gee hos are fat'!!!/

This broke clown is trash/ His 'value falls'. . . . while I count my stash/
And his bank account will 'lose balance'. . . . when I defraud him. . . . of a 'staggering amount of cash'!!/

I travelled across the world. . . overseas on vacation/ in the most scenic locations/
He claiming trips. . . but even Fela knows this 'animal got no
passport'. . . .he's a 'beast of no nation'!!/
I send goons to depose the brother/ He better bolt for cover/ when my soldiers hover/
so those who love ya. . . better hide you in the river. . . . like Moses’ mother!!/
I’ll leave the fraudster frying/ They say Prekky’s a pastor?. . . of course, they lying!/
The congregation must be 'blind'. . . LITERALLY. . . .if this 'dog is guiding'!!/

This Igbo boy lacks respect/ He in church . . . . hawking his rap cassette/
but if I catch him selling market in the father's house. . . I’ma whip the trader. . . .like the son of Nazareth!!/

He tried casting demons/ but he ain’t 'P Square'. . . .so they left
the pastor bleeding/
chanting “Peter we know, Paul we know. . . but who are you?”. . .as they slapped and beat him!!/

Joshuabase: loolz
I accept (˘̯˘ )( ˘˘̯) 30 lines your ass be going down

GLACIERZ!:
dnt tell me you are exhibiting cowárdice. . .where are the bars you promised the boys? you want to now prep for battle. . .instead of replying shots taken at you
you knw Ibime was right when he said there is a difference between talent and sweat

no time ...

ice is here to show the light/so he better know his rights/cos when the apprentice
. . .starts dissing the teacher. . .he must kneel down, hands up and close his eyes!/
i bring flames/to your home. . .then dramatize the beef like Ving Rhames/
so when i raze it down. .you better sing praise/. . . and say. . . hooray the King reigns!/
i been jovial with the guy/but my army's royal in the wild/
im a general. . .he a soldier. . .so all he knows is ‘‘loyal till i die’’!/
i rhyme easy and cool/still beat this piggy special/
even while i write these freestyles. . .with a very busy schedule!/
you grunting with noise/but my freestyle drop is enjoyed/
joshua go bring the bars. . .that you promised the boys!/
when we read msgs your raps convey/we hope we clap someday/
but when i rap. . .emperors rub my head and say am greater than pompey!/
i step in...they cheer with some trendy hoopla/but u a heady goofer/
beat me? . . .better wake up from that dream. . .im freddy krueger!/

EvilChapterz: getting me banned?

where's your sense of humour? Rap Battles is all about fun, that line dosn't show i kicked against a tribe!

Besides it's just somethin you smile to and continue reading.

Mr. Yeruba lawyer pls becarefull on how you confuse yourself

haaba....all airmark said was pure sacarsm...btw nice verse yo

Joshuabase: loolz

I accept (˘̯˘ )( ˘˘̯) 30 lines your ass be going down

dnt tell me you are exhibiting cowárdice. . .where are the bars you promised the boys? you want to now prep for battle. . .instead of replying shots taken at you

you knw Ibime was right when he said there is a difference between talent and sweat

mikuz: Brutal clash IV : Glacierz vs Joshua Base

32 lines. Make I create thread?

yea ...i dont mind...as far as that newbie netcee award is at stake

let the stupid whóre consent. . .and he is in for some serious ráping!!
na just two nights i need...and we're done with this shít.

deli dimes: ...this mad man is back ahaha nice one sire

dimes. . .watitdo brov?

merriment to you too.... lol

Ibime: Your best so far. . . this is bubbling with enuff wit and humour, and the multis are clean and flow on point.

That sin clear line was a good one! Infact every line was bubbling

yo Ibi. . . One!

merry xmas ...in arrears of course ...hehe and thanks!

Joshuabase: I'll be back with a couple bars to put this ingrate in line

how u wanna put the ingrate in line/when u cant blaze with rhymes/
joshua relax. . .this will add in salt to the injury. . .and maybe brine!/

.
with struggle you write lazy/while i couple the rhymes crazy/
im dópe man. . .plus got all the bytches. . .but you cant smuggle a ‘white lady’!/
i imagine him brainstorming/only to come up with plain wordings/
but i when i brutalize him. .he'll blurt . . ‘‘abeg, abeg . .leme say something''!/
i stand out like moses. . .and save my dudes from pithell/
joshua was chosen. . .but from the multitude of isreal!/
that means you are part of the crowd/im royalty. . .and am glad you abound/
cos between us. . .two heads are needed. . .yours fall to the ground/and mine under the crown!/
i fórk your girl. . .
i majorly play the bigbang. . .like Sheldon Cooper/we trip . . .and spend some mulla/
but you go to belgium and return from belgium with a belgium scooter!/
torch lit and fuelled/ u get scorched in the duel/i do the funeral rites this xmas season, as we sing. . .
. ‘go well. . go well . . burn is the king of nits and twerps'!
im macho/my liver pull . . .plus im real ajekpako/
its me your ‘mama do’ after she play with my balls. . .so i call her ‘sac ho'!/
swing dames. . .on the bed. . .ride them with quick pace/
he a bytch. . .he better pick race. . .else i ll rip base . . .in three ways!/
he thinks he can start up a revenge/when he aint got half of a stipend/
he witnessed m.i's fightnight. . .we await to hear the aftermath of the event!/
i aint hating here/im just stating clear/that i should take his chair/
even Ema Prince agrees. . . that his position on the rating's queer!/
not like im hyping him. . .dude aint up to eighteen years/
im the one maidens cheer/when they grace my crotch. . .he wishes he was eighteen years!/
okay. . .leme halt the beef/before he jump off the cliff/even if he jump. . .
what does it matter. . .takes me one step closer towards the seat!/

Joshuabase: I'll be back with a couple bars to put this ingrate in line

what is this one talking

Ema prince: I'm impressed by your verse glaciar..look more mature and dats why I'v always talkedd about ya comendable inputs here.

As for d list..no doubt glacier is no 1 among new cats by a mile sef. he and luna were the only two brave enough to participate in d tourney.so it woulda boosted their cv.

And I think glacier need to start approaching battles wit diifferent mood...incorporate some aggression. ..

word man.. word

the ones in italics. . .im doing my best to improve. . . thnks

lwkmm....wtf

superbite!!! LWBMB..

ewo!!! ...schooling a rapper.....

okay, good morning freestyle. . .



i wasnt around the past days/and yall held the fans sway/
well its quipped that . . . ‘‘when the cat is away . . . the rats can play!’'/
i encountered an accident/bruises allover . . .and my daddy wept/
buh i Thank God. . .that i ate christmas rice . . .and here i am to rap to gents!/
all these rappers think they gat it/claim cats and dawgs . .but lack wits/
‘eight mile' . . . na my area. . . go ask em. . . i ‘be-rabbit’!/
ibime battling theprekky/that tagging be deadly/
. .‘‘shall the traveller fórk the pastor’’? . . .oboy pay up. . . am gathering the levy!/

these crooks, i kill yall. . .

then bring the ambulance. . .like papoose on taps/yall adamus of rap/
bunch of ‘cornballs' . . . somethings differentiate akamu from pap!/
i bless the public/when i rap verses. . .and the press will love it/
so get a pen and notepad . . .begin to jot down as i address the topic!/
i joined the circle of icelander friends/so na here your grah grah end/
since these boys learnt to say ‘wee wee' . . . i rebuke anyone who ‘pampers' them!/
i sparred great/yet came second on among those small names/
mik better get a thread ready. . .cos im in super form to flaw base!/
and mik i should spank you properly/for giving a devalued monkey/such valued trophy!/
i ll beat base. . .beat him again. . .then show him my áss where i i tatooed ‘sooorrryyyy!!'/

josh, u see i offered my self for you. .

calmed the raging storm like prophet jonah/i decide when your comments over/
cos i ‘pull the strings' when i perform. . .and joshuabase the ‘puppet' rogers!/
yall slanderous beasts. . . .prekky's rap should cleanse here/
cos in such a man's city. . . to be scot free. . . you gatta make your sin clear!/
you wear strong khaki/ while rap major... cruise in golf caddy/
i explore fanny. . .of your hòrny býtch. . .while she súck daddy!/
you think that aint possible. . .but its a really fine joke/
cos you have to film it. . .soon as we strike the sixty-nine pose!/
leme butress it. . .
i mean you a gallant pauper/you never seen americana dollar/
but i spray cash . . .then plant your býtch on my cròtch . . as the ‘banana sùcker’!/


this year some bars inspired man/some turned fire brands/while some tired down/
in all we step up to higher grounds/so with this. . .i wish my season greetings to nairaland!!/

after this tourney. . .i want to battle deadscrollz and Prekky. . .wtf!!

see free free pass. . .smh

opener : tie

punchlines: Prince!!!

personals : Mik!!

rhymes : Mik

flow : Prince

metaphor : Mik!!

wordplay : tie

closer :Prince!


MY VERDICT GOES TO EMA PRINCE!!!

Ibime: Glacierz acting a tool/ and chatting some bull/
If he question me again. . .I'll be smacking this fool/
My raps will dent him/ if this cat offending/
Troubling Ibi over his draw. . . when he can't even get past Animentim/
You a clown dude/ Question my schedule and I'ma sound you/
Ask if I'll beat Blaqbones. . . Kanye West answer. . . I'm bound 2!/
So it don't matter if the date/ isn't set to accomodate/
cos I'm beating Bones whether on Dec 9th or 8th/
And Siddogg is naive. . . I gotta question his manhood/
Cos he made agreement with Bones. . . and got caught in an ambush!/
'No personals'. . . you said/ but he rained curses on your head/
Shoulda pulled out the big gun. . . but now he murking you instead/
Reverse it on his head!/ and feed Ibi his vital stats/
I'll make sure next round, he pays for the slimy act/
It feels good to see Lite niggas double cross each other/
You can't trust those brothers/ They got no phucking honour/
but I promise Blaqbones will be beaten and bruised/ when I leave him abused/
while Glacierz will be cheering. . . from his seat in the pews!/

lol...i saw just saw this.

i never believed you could spit. . . .such bull shìt/with alleged good wits/
nigga i could eat you anytime. . .but youre better off a toothpick/
against ani. . .every punch i scored/would chunk ya jaw/
either the judges were dumb. . .or they were hungry for lunch and more/
i just prepped my mind/to let that slide/
maybe they needed a bar breakdown . . like wreck that tried/
still wreck ma hommie/ u cant dent ma glory/blab all u want . . .that ends the story/
i have exams to write/i read and grabbed tonight/then decided to glance this site/
but when i saw that wackpiece. . .i said to myself. . .Ibime win this tourney. . .or when i return. . . plan to die!!/
you always the man to fly/you say i question your schedule/
no! i question your mettle. . .you say you fly around. . .iron man. . . .i question your metal!!/
Teacher here . . .you kneel! . .i command bullies/. . .but when Lites appear … he shrinks … smaller pupil/
forget the dettol. . i possess the metal. . .if i dont take care of him, brothers who will??!!/
family man/happy in jand/uncle lion. . .gladly will yarn/
but lying is not good. . .give him 5k and his party is grand/
i break this mollycoddled rat/easier than indomie in noodle pack/so yall google fast/
only one who cant fúck with ibi . . igbo boys know is the nigga with a swollen scrotal sac!!!/

woah!! finally. . .

i told ya. . .

goodluck wreck!

open for votes. . . wreck modify those that were auto corrected

'@ss'

aight. . . first off.

this guy is my hommie
we do cyphers together
he writes freestyles and notes with Rhyme Asylum style
when he battles. . .he uses a funny style. . .fb niggas know this too well
he is a model

.................……………………………………

heyo Wreck. . .lets flow. . .goodluck brah

but u a hoodlum na
.
.
So i work on annihilation/to delete your name. . and mock your abbreviation/
but battle aint began. . .and you made ‘caricature’ of yourself. . .cos ‘anime’ is short for ‘animation’!!/

i know the style he uses to connect his notes/so ima diss him with it and collect the votes/
fb niggas like and hype you/but you ain't ‘possessed’ with flow. . .u just another fanatic of ‘Rhyme Asylum!!’/

and if you aiming for the throne/then youre playing on your own/
your folks support me. . .they preferred cash to bullets. . .cos anyways, i'd be spraying on your home!!/

on facebook. . .i hope the spider remembers/how we do cyphers together/
so on this one, he shouldnt ‘chicken out’ yet. . .‘25th’ is nearer. . .thats why we require ‘December’!!/

he tries it...and i fire burreta/till the pauper is finished/he better discover his limits/
cos the bout 'differentiates' us. . .only thing is, in the 'aftermath'. . .his 'power decreases!!!/

lets diss him with how he showers his disses. .

not like his flow is revered/but his work colleague better/as per money getter/
both of em poor o. . .but ani poor sotey. . .he's owing beggars!!/

modelling is his passion and trade/so yall can put cash on the plate/
that if he ‘catwalks' to my battle. . .he must perfom ‘frog jump' in the fashion parade!!/

talk is cheap plus prattle too/but i came to beat not battle you/
if folks tell him otherwise, they clearly ‘fool ani' . . . so either they talking ‘bull shít’ or ‘cattle poo'!!!/

he cant beat a defender/who is harder than vidic nemanja/so am skinning the beggar/
when i pass sentence on him. . .then ‘wash my hands clean’. . .if he does same. . he's yet to start ‘eating with elders!!!’/

he a facebook vet. . .flex champ and winner/yet his goals here are rather missers/
one thing is sure. . .whether he ‘balled hard’ or ‘ruled before’. . .he'll end up like ‘Ibrahim Babangida!!’/

i bring yall wonder/its all murder/as i battle this hip hop lover/
so yall know he ‘died doing what he loves best’ . . like he's ‘paul walker’!!/

my juice am spilling/in every pússy i screw and dig in/then like Tubaba. . .i abuse their feelings/
hence know . . . you aint the last bítch i'll fúck with. . .so ‘Ani’ its okay if you assume am cheating!!!/

Animetum: Throw your hands/

In the air, it's Flow for rank/ :-D

hehe..

i told the fans/now they know my plans/so while yall throw your hands/
today is his burial day. . .1week ago . . .i murdered him here on flow for rank!!/

while vets shed/ tears for he who is yet dead/mik pls set thread/
i killed him. . .should i allow him to be buried . . .or i should kill his Reverend?!/

so we should still pen the lyrics/liven the tourney. . .dont dent the spirit/
after ani's burial the next set will kick it/cos for the dead ones. . . ten seconds is enough to say. . the rosary, n'afa nna and rest in pieces!!/


#believethat

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