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now back in 2009, this was just extremely funny. . . . .

www.nairaland.com/369001/ibime-voted-rap-battles-section .

where was i?? looooool....the whole drama

Laugh don kee me ooooooo. . . . .Laugh don kee me mehn. i wan die with laugh. . . .

''Im a nigga that can write one whole bar of multis and rhyme the next bar perfectly syllable for syllable whilst you are busy catching two months fever when its time to battle Ibime''


. . .Jeez!!!!!!! Btw, nice closer . . .Anuofia!!

@Thunder, wey the thread naa?

and do u confirm my verse is wif u?

@Prekky

looolz. . .i think i can remeber that his line vividly

''like a Celestial Church. . . .i give u spiritual healing. . . .through this physical beating''

My Verse is in.

Daphantom: I might have you swing over the edge/ but you'll get killed at the watchtower . . . While Jehovah witness!!/


. . . . The flow gains momentum and i git carried away/my thoughts wander . . . With all these Large Jugs . . . I must be at the Milky way in Space!!/


Bloodlusting, as I wave the red flag like a matador/ could freestyle an hour long/ its death in an instant . . . No second chance . . . Even if your name is salvador!!/ you f'king blatant w.horé/

this was something for the boys. . .u should be here more often. . . . ''get killed at the Watchtower, while Jehova Witness'' wtf!!! .superduperdòpe!!

da-whizkid:
its almost impossible to better Ibime on his day.

I strongly disagree, am chopping his head off soon. . . .and am not Bluffing!

My Verse is ready, Ibime holl'up!!!!

Thunder set the thread.

i'll submit my verse to u tomorrow, but Bis should show up first.

ThunderStorm: .
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Hoping thunder . . .would strike a deal with him!!/

I'l let my fans sample his raps/ and Laugh to his trash/
. . Till he ask himself . "Can a Bone . . Actually rap?"/

Cus this baboon is wack/ but I hate that i just trampled his swag/

But Bone shouldnt come back . . Till he grow some skin!!/

I just took time to read this. . . . lngkm biko!!! choi.

Can a Bone actually Rap?

No naaaaa...

Bis, Prince, Thunder, Mik, Tom, where are yall, other real heads come drop something for the boys dis morning. . . .i wanna feed my eyes

BoNeTaLKS: .
Bro...ask for doc pls!...20 lines.we dwop anytym ur ready.
#bonetalks#

lmaoooooooo. . . . . Thunder ask for doc na. . . .

lool....
started from the bottom now we here sha. . .

ThunderStorm: Thanks sir . . . Respect returned in a good way too!

and drop a 16 for us too!

Aye, Sir Aye! there it is

Sweet 16's!
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My glee within/cos soon as i land . . .he flee the scene/
Sunday is too far away. . . .I cant wait to beat Ibims/

he begin to sprint/soon as he see mi spit/
the rate of change of his
distance. . . . . .will have no speed limit!/

the man rants/until he'l meet my rat trap/
i plot to kill him in that battle. . . . . . . thats what this bar charts/

my fights are known/but he eyes the throne/
i lock up ya memory. . . .when a lightning bolt strike ya dome!/

he'l spar to fail/my battle very soon. . .yet i got bars to waste/
after Sunday. . .his wife will leave him. . .he'll be left to másturbate!!/

im just gallant/my win will soar rampant/
cos after i weigh Ibime on the scales. . . . my bars throw him off balance!/

bis will moan/when i hit his dome/
i'l beat this spineless nigga. . . . .. . .till he feels it in his bones!!/

inside his gym/men fùcking his wife in bliss/
from the back he peeking. . . . . .cos its like filmtrick . . . . . . .he watches behind the scenes!/

Thunder is really a Sportsman! Respect bro. . .

with the effect of votes casted on here,

IBIME 7-1 THUNDERSTORM

Winner- IBIME!

I hereby declare this battle closed!

my Verse is almost ready, Ibime watsup?

jesu!!! lmaoooooo. . . . I don die! Thunder, tfu@40lines . . . .hahahahaha. . .this is really an honour

30lines it is.
Iceberg vs Ibime

Nairaland is alive ooooooo!!! this battle is wooah!!!!

Metas- TIE
Punchlines- Ibime
Wordplay- TIE, for Thunders effort
Flow- Ibime
Rhymes- Thunder
Creativity-Ibime
Personals- Thunder

really close call, Bis had a better and funnier verse though(this monkey hawking groundnut in a Banana Republic)...i doubt i'l forget this.

MVGT- IBIME!!

more votes??
Meanyl Bis, can i take the place of the sacrificial lamb Mikuz?

wia tha f is Mik. . . . no run o, u must battle Ibime, next week. Prekky, Phantom, wia the f are yall, common jump on this.... going hot!!! my verd will come in soon

Pls on the IBIME VS THUNDERSTORM'S battle, vote and not only comment, pls.

Ibi, and Thunder, do u both consent that anyone can vote??

ThunderStorm: You could help tell'em . . You know them better

as for Mik, we just don't know when he'll come online again. .

okay. . .i received both verses, and
due to tha fact that i wont be chanced tomorrow, they have been posted. NOW LET THE VOTES ROLL!!!!!

ThePrekky: Pls how do you do it?[b]Pls how do you do it?[/b]Pls how do you do it?

a slash after the '2nd b' and not before it. . .geddit?

Bis and Thunder, here's the thread. . . www.nairaland.com/1355912/titanomachia-ibime-vs-thunderstorm#16754037

RULES!!!
»30lines each
»No Biting and Recycling
»Good Comments are welcomed
»Deadline: 14th July 2013
»these ninjas can post fo themselves or email ur verse to justicenwachims@gmail.com


VOTING PROCEDURES
»Methaphors,Wordplays,Rhymes,Flow,Punchlines,Personals,Creativity«

NB: credible voters are only those who have thrown a couple of rhymes here since last week, other than that, dont vote, unless on the consent of both battling ninjas!


So Yall expect something much more gruesome than the thought of the apocalypes. Enjoy!

Goodluck Ninjas!

Ever heard of the battle that took place on Mount Othrys, and Olympus? Ever heard of Cronus and his army against Zeus and the gigantic cyclops? It was the awesome Titanomachia.
It is going to be happening in text battles, on the 14th of July, 2013 on this sands. Now picture the bar after bar of death-bringing metaphors, tremendous and mighty punches that shake earth to its foundations, apt puns that'l split ur mind, feed ur eyes, and even make dòpes feel they're wack. Build ups that make seas raise angry billows and mountains high.
Two of NL's finest, birthed from the realm beyond, decided to kick it. An aftermath of disses and replies from both greats at FFR. Great people of NL in anticipation of the furious onslaught about to take place, i present to u. . . .

IBIME VS THUNDERSTORM!!!


Bio:


he commands sparks and lightingbolts, when he scripts in paradox. u want a tatoo? He'ld ''burn ya black âss on tha street''. .u see what am saying? yes u'ld get one! the greek call him Brontes, this beast said ''i dont kill . . . mere mention of my name . . . .will have his men all dying in fear'' . . .people u know the immortal already. . .i give u THUNDER!!

''so if he thinks he has reached his boiling point . . . .Just A lil more heat from me . . . And He'll gradually vapourise in air ''
And There goes the freaking tout/who's speaking loud/that his script is sound/ but took a cocky step . . . 1,2 . . . Then chickened out/




This other being is a monster, vicious and deadly, am serious and very! He is the Omnipotent in textbattle. . .his punches're so powerful, it'l take u to mars in split milliseconds, can a human ''bash ya dome so hard, ya head'll sink through your shoulders'' ?? He is the Faust Legend, Mephistopheles himself. . .all ye that feareth, i present to you . . . IBIME!!!!

''Theres no time for debate/ Im fùcking ya relations/
I keep ya X on my Left Hand Side . . . . like subject of equations!! ''/
Every rapper wanna turn to a boss/like they got verses to floss/
I tell em ''show me a sine'' . . . But they cant resolve vertical force!/

@Chuka, and Bis. . . here, justicenwachims@gmail.com

will pop the thread soon, get ur verses ready!

Joshuabase: Since we're all in the Mood of sparring . . . . . A
quick one to @glacierz

your chick's energetic/
she got me feeling quite athletic/
phuck her hard till she "paraplegic"/
plus "she so sweet". . . . Doctors say i'm DIABETIC!!/

Eat her cl!t on a daily,now thats gastronomic/
her "booty so outta this world" ,nicknamed it "A$$-TRONOMIC!/

so i'm sorry-for-those/
who still think glacierz's b!tch is a virgin,'cause i "suck and phuck"
that cl!t, so it's only right to say that "kitten" "MULTI-'PURR'-POSE"!/
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So
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this is what the difference-be/
i'm a "real man" and you a d¡¡ck-less-Gee/
so my inference-is/
a good spanking is what you-need|
'cause youse a "Eunuch"|
damn! Y0ur "balls" "decorate you" . . . . . Freaking
"CHRISTMAS-TREE"!!!/
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Ha! Well i guess his "potency" was stolen/
'cause he never screwed a chick till she started moaning/
only groaning/
and the only time his "c0ck grew 3cm" . . . Waz when the sh¡¡t was
"SWOLEN"!/

diss reply @ Josh

Josh, u son of' bitch/u dont want more of this/but i dont imply beef. . as i reply diss. . i do it for the fun of it/


My buddies sure know/my insane puns will bring the halty boy woe/bt tell me, whatha fùck is 'MULTI-PURR-POSE'??/


just some piece of advice/and he wanna pick up a fight?/i'll slap him twenty times yet its just the tip of the ice!!/

ur an ass, things're 'bout to get really messy/


and ur last bar was really pesky/nonsense! Read even with reading lenses/improve, and stop biting lines. . .else soon u'ld be eating verses!/


y diss me?, that is rudest/change ur ways, and ur attitude's next/by the way, ur 16, hav u written Jamb? If u passed, u should be studying for ya aptitude tests!!/


boy learn, dnt diss, dats honorary/else u'l get blown, and that isnt ordinary/bt i get him scared. . .as i show 'base nines' like doing math in nonary!!!/


i admonished u, so u hating and i know/who cares? get ya àss blazing on a stove/at ur age, u talking fûck ya chic, suck her clït. . . . what happened to movies rated eighteen and above?/

now seriously i'l say wat tha fúck. . . oboy see diss, dis one throw, dis one reply, sharpaly. kai, Ibime pls dont think of retirement yet, i still got alot to learn from you. meanwhile these battles go sweet die.

Thunder ur first battle on NL right?

@Joshua

i still dont expect u to keep standing on ur ego so high. . .u didnt bite? ok, u made thorough research, from previous pages and recycled lines?

Yh, Minds think similar. . . but not to the same and exact words coming out frm each mind.

Just an advice though, never bite. . .those who started like u, have all quit. . .cos they dont think to spit fresh lines!

Learn to bring new concepts like u said. . .thats all for now

@Thunder watitdo bro? . . .and abt Ibi, and Mik talk about 'trip' sef, lol. i envy die. . .na dem travel pass

ur just 16, so fûcking what dude, stfu. . .how old do u think niggas here are? i was ur age when i started spitting on here... that was last year.

and ive not been ONCE, never been accused of biting.

u aint doing any good nigga, till u learn to stop biting and lieing even when u've been caught red-handed!! geddit?

Ho! Ho!! been long i spat on here. .

okay. . .lets do shìt!!

ur virgin bïtch would play cosy/i'l say 'baby'. . . she'l say poke me/so Deflowering ur girl. . .will make things to stay rosy!/

screen ur raps/and see tha fact. . .am beating yall and Mik ure last(lol!)/If am paid to electrocute u. . . i'l be killing yall free of charge!/

so nigga stop trying/. . with ur botch rhyming/. . .cos i step in ur home and its a 'dash' . . .like long hyphens/

am the Hulk here/so these niggas all fear. . .listenin' to my barz till their drums tear/
they try spit? Like an 'Algerian city' . . . what we hear frm the crowd is. . 'All-Jeers'!/

with blades i chop tha big chaps/so they scared, when they see me. . .they pop a mean fart/
ok, little 'piano lessons' . . .on this 'note'. . .i'l drop a 'Gee-Flat'!/

if niggas slate ur work/saying u should change or stop/
u should stay in provinces of sheep, nigga. . .u'ld b in a state of 'flòcks'!/

Oh Lord. . .all ye punks will b craving a low cut/. . .if u dnt begin to buy me doughnuts/
while u should go on a hunger strike, or u'l b gettin' shots in ur stomach!!/