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sweetjude:
Havent talked about ugly girls for awhile now, instead of insulting them lets talk about their usefulness
What are the benefits of dating ugly girls

1. Peace of mind: no one is dragging her with u , she is going nowhere she is urs till you are tired

2. Selfish sex: with an ugly girl , ur sexual satisfaction is her job, she worships you, no need to worry about pleasing her

3.money : they are cheap to maintain and dont ask for money at all

4: cleaning the house and washing clothes : they are hard working and will work to keep you with them

5: food: ugly girls are good cooks and she will use her money to go to market

6:dull girlfriend:they believe lies easily and are very gullible , you can fool an ugly girl for 5years non stop

7: obey without questions : tell her to dress or do anything she will obey without arguing , she can come to ur house by 2am on short notice , they are very loyal


Source : guys talk and gossips

I guess u achieved all these with that girl that has legs like bicycle tyre. I dey even self-service with her pics sometimes

SINZ:
Aramide

Arabambi


Basically anything with "Ara" in it.


Only my Igbo bro's will understand.

I sight u... Ara

photoshoot:
Lol I am actually on about your Anambra comment. Anambra guys and romantic shouldn't be used together

photoshoot:
Nah so

Mrop:
The negativity of globalization seems to have
taken its toll on a Nigerian youth from the
South-western part of the country who has
ventured into online p*rnography where he
rakes in massive cash

makydebbie:
Really?

I can't date a porn addict!

STFUareyouGod:
Gosh! What kinda dirty dude keeps these kinda dirty and disgusting nails?
As if that's not enough, niggah bleaching his legs. Like seriously?


I thought I've seen it all, but I'm definitely wrong

I'll just go to bed without dinner tonight mehnnnnnn

Lawlahdey:
Jude! I must say that iyaff missed your wahala. .. Biko, start causing trouble back jhur

He's looking for Mr NL that he'll never get

sauceEEP:
Modified spelling my foot! You should equally focus more on your spelling to become useful to yourself first then to the society.

sauceEEP:
Is that the correct spelling of "your" at the bolded? Pot calling a kettle black...

sinaj:
is it only that one u noticed

Nigga has lost it

Jarizod:
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Name -- Mr Jarìzod Momonari Koondo

Age - Twenties

Occupation -- plantain seller

Are you single, dating or married -- single toe stupor

Those u like on Romance Section -- Traphedges ,Gladiator1,Queensuccubus,Kisschrix e.t.c

Those u dislike on Romance section -none

Those u find annoying

Those u can't help but read their posts(u look forward to what they have to say) - Mrcork,Naijaboiy,Smellymouth,Traphedges, sinz

Those you follow and wish follows you back

Why do you follow the people you follow -- ah luh them

NLer that has sent u the most PMs-- no one

How many PMs do you get on average in a day. --none

Romancelander(s) that u ignore or try hard to avoid quoting - nobody

Which Romancelander is fake.

Romancelander(s) you would have a one night stand with if given the chance but won't date - All Romanceland girls..I wanto yanshhh them all

Romancelander you can date or have a crush on -- not saying nothing buh ah like someone

why did u choose him/her above?? (what attracted you to him/her) --

Your favorite Romancelander(s) -- Makydebbie, Traphedges, Iamkingzlee, Gladiator1,Mcbrooklyn,kisschrix e.t.c

Your favorite mod - Lala

Funniest Romancelander(s) -Mrcork,smellymouth


Romancelander/NLer with the best threads Tosyne2much Naijaboiy

Romancelander(s) diary you stalk - Makydebbie

Romancelander(s) you used to get along with, but don't anymore. Reason(s) why? -none

Which Nairalander(s) has a personality that suits/ quite similar to yours. - none

NLer(s) u would love to give a dirty slap to in real life

NLer(s) you would go second and first base with(one whom you can move from just talking to maybe a kiss, sex or date). -- All romanceland ladies..I will yansh them all

NLer(S) you keep as a friend offline or you've met in real life -- PLURIMI,Gladiator1

NLer(S) you consider smart - Obtsubtle,Iykekelvins

NL member that tries too hard.-one akinbatunde guy like that

NLer(s) you find intriguing
Queensuccubus ,Traphedges, Sinz,Mcbrooklyn,stfuareugod,Twaci,mhisbliss
What phrases, insults, styles have you learnt from another NLer -- K

Which NLer(s) did u learn the above from Handsam - baddest boss

Who do u often disagree with on Romance Section - none

Romancelander that you secretly wish you can both get to know each other. --in English pls

Who do u often agree with --

Who do u consider sexy (opposite sex)

Who do u consider ugly(opposite sex)

Who is Romance section Mr/Ms. nice guy - Iykekelvins, kingrex1

Who is Romance section Mr/Ms Mean guy/girl(one who takes things too serious). Bbm

Who is Romance section Mr/Ms. douchebag

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Airforce1:
Life as a young student of kings college was fun and tough.

i was so focused with my studies till that beautiful night i and my friends sneaked out for valentine night with girl friends.

i remember had so many drinks that night with my girl.
i was loaded so i rented a room at blue next hotel with my girl .. We were both drunk which resulted to unprotected sex.

that night was crazy and fun.
everything went on fine till a month later she (my girl) discovered she was pregnant.

wow i was scared because i was just 19 and she was 17 .. So i took her for a test, the result confirmed truly she was pregnant.

so she asked me "what are we gonna do"?

i got no answer to her question so i called my elder in united states for advice.
he scolded me but insisted i take full responsibility.

i weren't satisfied with what he said so i called my sister in Hong Kong. She scolded me but asked me to make sure she didn't abort the baby.

i wanted my girl to keep the pregnancy but she was scared her dad was gonna kill her and said their was no way she could keep the baby even after i had promised her to take full responsibility.


3 days later, she called to tell me she had aborted the pregnancy.

i was emotionally traumatised.

i weeped for days in school till my friends started giving me something they believed would make me forget about my girl and the pregnancy shiit.

i was cool cool with dem substances till i got addicted.

crazy world we live in.


but happy today i was able to break out of the drug chain.

i had since forgotten about the girl and the pregnancy she aborted.


that says it all.

thanks for your time.

Benita27:
Gladiator1, Happy New Month.