Rap Battles / Re: A Nairalander Needs Your Help To Win Vector's King Kong Competition by Gladyys(f): 10:21pm On Jul 18, 2015 |
laykon come here... |
Rap Battles / Re: A Nairalander Needs Your Help To Win Vector's King Kong Competition by Gladyys(f): 10:20pm On Jul 18, 2015 |
blaq all d way!! |
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Rap Battles / Re: NL Rap Battles chatroom by Gladyys(f): 6:44pm On Jul 18, 2015 |
ELYMAXiimus:
stamped a vote!
Blaq has won that ish, considering the margin between he nd the 2nd. But He shouldnt relax. If the supmods send his thread to the FP, He would be declared the winner even before 21st. i tink he should up his campaign n post link on oda threads... call on super mods to push it to d FP.... his fb fans are doin well but he needs more.. cos chockie also got fans even from a radiostation |
Rap Battles / Re: Flow For Rank by Gladyys(f): 6:16pm On Jul 18, 2015 |
Geoxpress: kr0ne u have tried... err, dj5naira i go reply ya later.
darkenedrebel, u too brag sha .
Gladyys u still up for it abi? yup 1 Like |
Rap Battles / Re: Flow For Rank by Gladyys(f): 6:13pm On Jul 18, 2015 |
kr0ne: Shaking off rust. .
As I step in here, I expect a round of applause/ but, first, my greetings to Bacchus, Faunus and Ops/ coz together we founded a squad/ see? Krone was never ‘away or suspended’ . . . I was hanging out with the gods! FFR bubbling truly/ this textee hobby’s groovy/ bars so dope they puffing kushy/ downgrade none, niggas come with Uzis/ even the dead are rising up . . . like it’s a zombie movie!/ what they dropping move me/ so guess I’m back n fit/ my dexterity still fast n swift/ either to write a script . . . or slap a biitch/ peaceful or sadistic/ the speed of my moods defies statistics/ one moment I'm a pacifist/ but if temper flare . . . I ma pass a fist!/ bless the c0ck I was born with/ bitches fuc-king adore it/ my bed squeaking from 10pm to 6 0’clcok in the morning/ shame on fagg0ts who Bang Bros . . . ain’t talking a porn flick!! shout out my local bitches n ghetto women/ useless chicks feeling funky . . we no send dem/ ordinary bj they can't give . . . dem no get head!/ hos all about se.men and d1ck chase/ and my men rivals get defeated and displaced/ coz when ur away, I’d be creeping to ya place/ and while u buying her ‘beauty products’, I’m creaming ya chick’s face/ was in church last Sunday, assessing all the babes/ expecting fat ass sistas, my pen jetting up with rage/ Hope and Faith are too dry. . . I guess it’s all the same/ but I smiled as we were getting up to pray/ coz the pastor announced there’s “a huge Blessing on the way!” still burning with lust/ banged Bimpe and Chika but Mercy’s is my crush/ coz she confides in me whenever she’s yearning to fu-ck/ so it’s only reciprocal that she’s earning my thrust! Krone getting older, and I for like to marry/ but I wan first build house and buy Bugatti/ if you like travel by foot like Fulanis/ I do what I like, you garrit?/ coz I’m for nobody but for everybody . . . Sai Buhari!
niice one sire... big ups!! 1 Like 1 Share |
Rap Battles / Re: NL Rap Battles chatroom by Gladyys(f): 5:59pm On Jul 18, 2015 |
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Rap Battles / Re: NL Rap Battles chatroom by Gladyys(f): 5:47pm On Jul 18, 2015 |
close....
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Rap Battles / Re: NL Rap Battles chatroom by Gladyys(f): 10:46am On Jul 18, 2015 |
liricyst:
anytime today as long as you have both verses
your email address then?
nice..... 2 worthy opponents.. ![cool](https://www.nairaland.com/faces/cool.png) liricyst:
anytime today as long as you have both verses
your email address then?
nice..... 2 worthy opponents.. 1 Like |
Rap Battles / Re: Flow For Rank by Gladyys(f): 10:32am On Jul 18, 2015 |
JigsawKillah: Gladyys tho
stop hiding when dissing like you're afraid of being dissed back
i'm not afraid of being dissed back.. lol ..... ok... direct shots loading!! |
Rap Battles / Re: Flow For Rank by Gladyys(f): 11:46pm On Jul 17, 2015 |
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Rap Battles / Re: Flow For Rank by Gladyys(f): 9:24pm On Jul 17, 2015 |
kind of bored..lemme drop a lil ish..! . . I've drubbed thugs in public/ and put yobs in coffins/ ......now my presence scare dons and pumpkins/ they say my killer attitude is unbecoming....../ coz I spare 'none' n all be forming/.....maim 'fathers' and 'wrap bodies'...after I gore the mummies!
. . I'm a diva in spars/wen i drop......vets prefer d verse/wen odas drop dey reverse n pass/cos dey stretch n overflow........like dey got rivers in bars! . . I'v worked n nw m reaping/hands on tools tightly gripping/i'l b cropping out parts of d griffing/wen i mishandle d ho like unskillful farmers with ds mythical beating!! . . M a brutal goddess.... killed dudes,babes/fought with gods... i drilled zeus face/made a horse of a griffin n rode in true grace/bitten by a lion... he couldnt chew n got it tooth aches/wen i breath,my air force flings mortals into space!! . . I 'spice' up my bars for seizing heads /satisfy the 'hunger' of increasin death/to dos dissing here/wont spare all em teasing nerds/burn dem without haste since 'time flies' like 'seasoned birds!! . . I flow so bad my tongue no fit tire/no homo ish!buh rockin victory on hw i pit liars/dey making rolls to get hired/i boss dis wits...get d git sired/wen dos assholes drop...get d shit fired/... touch n burn frm d shocker....uncladded lit wire!/dis fakers cnt stand me.... to dem am a sandy pit.... mire! . . M skillfull n quicker with hits/nothing of d sort do ds quitter depicts/every bar he ever dropped got fillers in it/king!u got a son?or is d stripper his kid/cos like forced exhaling m bouta take out his hair with clippers n pins!! . . He tried to b cooger with big grammars/thought dat'l make him smarter/.....dropped a 'space-taking' verse to bring drama/so we could pay attention to his 'matter'! . But dis mister is not sicker...../always get molested by d same poor niggas/all mouth n no trousers!.....you a midget to us mister/reason d small-minded..... kept gettin 'more more knickers!! . . So a bitter is spitting tough/now a liar.... heard of ur whole chest beating talks/dat u ghosted for me??...damn! .....u fit in bluffs/i cnt punch dis sucker!cos he might bite or suck my thumb while hitting jaws/so i drop a verse below par n wack........ simple!...now Bars just got written off!! 1 Like 2 Shares |
Rap Battles / Re: NL Rap Battles chatroom by Gladyys(f): 6:54pm On Jul 16, 2015 |
Geoxpress:
Looool, na so the thing important to u reach?
I use mtn... 08067854909 get ur bars ready.... we'l brawl on monday ... krone sire or elymax please help us with d thread... |
Rap Battles / Re: NL Rap Battles chatroom by Gladyys(f): 9:52am On Jul 16, 2015 |
kr0ne: Na Mikuz I go like battle for audio because we're both wack. ![grin](https://www.nairaland.com/faces/grin.png) Lol.... |
Music/Radio / Re: Help Blaqbonez; A Nairalander Get Votes To Win Vector's #kingkongcontest by Gladyys(f): 8:01am On Jul 16, 2015 |
ThaBlaqBonez: Thanks thanks
Lalasticlala i hope this makes the front page ![cheesy](https://www.nairaland.com/faces/cheesy.png) We hope u wont run off after dis plus i tink it'l b best if u tag em nl battle heads yourself. |
Rap Battles / Re: Flow For Rank by Gladyys(f): 8:50pm On Jul 15, 2015 |
Punches everywhere... 1 Like |
Rap Battles / Re: NL Rap Battles chatroom by Gladyys(f): 8:38pm On Jul 15, 2015 |
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Rap Battles / Re: NL Rap Battles chatroom by Gladyys(f): 8:26pm On Jul 15, 2015 |
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Rap Battles / Re: NL Rap Battles chatroom by Gladyys(f): 8:13pm On Jul 15, 2015 |
INTERESTING# |
Rap Battles / Re: NL Rap Battles chatroom by Gladyys(f): 7:23pm On Jul 15, 2015 |
Limerick: Sharrap ![cheesy](https://www.nairaland.com/faces/cheesy.png)
Lol sire,u dnt want em to battle ni? |
Rap Battles / Re: Obainojazz Vs Icekidd by Gladyys(f): 3:13pm On Jul 15, 2015 |
hmmmm wat can one say... icekidd got flow n personals but i wasnt feeling d hits.... obainojazz had a better verse but both were lazy on this...
mvgt:obaino..... |
Rap Battles / Re: NL Rap Battles chatroom by Gladyys(f): 2:50pm On Jul 15, 2015 |
danbrowndmf: thanks bro...really Appriciate!
happy birthday... more drug years ahead. .... 1 Like |
Rap Battles / Re: NL Rap Battles chatroom by Gladyys(f): 10:33am On Jul 15, 2015 |
anticipating another giyazz vs darkerebel..... kill ur killer or die trying!! |
Rap Battles / Re: The Greek gods Cipher (official Signup Thread) by Gladyys(f): 9:55am On Jul 15, 2015 |
teddybiyasi: Gladys come here don't let this boys/men chance us right here..... krone wat happend to greek goddess ![](/faces/huh.png) or we shouldnt/cnt participate?? 1 Like |
Rap Battles / Re: NL Rap Battles chatroom by Gladyys(f): 8:06pm On Jul 12, 2015 |
that's how i SON YA in mortal
combats/
i'll stab this NOOB'S EYE, BUT
leave a crack/ when i STRIKE A
skull with a bat/ then raise him up
with 'em JACKS/ have him
slaughtered "asap"/
cos i'm KUNGLAO, i'll slit his
tommy ........ "at the drop of a hat"/
hehehe........ nice nice! 1 Like 1 Share |
Romance / Re: ♥♥ Nairaland Couple Of The Year: Darkenedrebel & Cherlene ♥♥ by Gladyys(f): 9:06pm On Jul 07, 2015 |
I vote contestant T, cc Tashaamania 2 Likes 1 Share |
Rap Battles / Re: NL Rap Battles chatroom by Gladyys(f): 6:02pm On Jun 29, 2015 |
yeah...... where is Bars? |
Rap Battles / Re: NL Rap Battles chatroom by Gladyys(f): 10:20pm On Jun 27, 2015 |
alright... vickybash where are you?? m calling you out.... |
Rap Battles / Re: The Holocaust Tourney [quarter Finals] Liricyst Vs Gladyys by Gladyys(f): 9:33pm On Jun 27, 2015 |
liricyst:
Lol... i'm impressed at her no doubt.
But on to another issue....On those who made it past the quarters...we have Liricyst, darkrebel666, jigsawkillah, obesemf....and (Elymaxiimus or testerfuze). So which method was agreed upon to use to select the four who would be in the semis? it was a gud battle n worth d work.... nice one n win d tourney coz u deserve it... 1 Like |
Romance / Re: Tomfrench Wins Mr. Nairaland Contest 2015 by Gladyys(f): 3:10pm On Jun 27, 2015 |
i vote Tomfrench cc NLJega 2 Likes 1 Share |
Rap Battles / Re: Flow For Rank by Gladyys(f): 9:16pm On Jun 26, 2015 |
dj5naira: The name, Sweats Patience/ curly hair, clothe perf with blessed fragrants/ can't speak of the numerous things my palms did to her 'breasts' i'll issue a 'press' statement/
This fun union/ bewildered we dons, Cubans/ Its not gay seein' Sauron & 04kaa havin' sex ...call that 'con fusion!'/
Despite ma T Rex identity/ and the way I aggressively vex/ Honest in money dealings, while they give you deposit slips, they pass D, integrity checks/
Let this “warthog's” humor descend/ so you read “Pumbaa” intent/ When Dwayne Johnson slapped Jayceon Taylor ,while you think its The Rock gettin' back @ The Game, I dubbed it Zuma's revenge/
You eat n shower/ tweet friends 'how far!?'/ While you was rappin, sittin' on the chair in your livin' room . . . im commandin' adverbs from the seat of power!/
U believed what she said n told ya/ in ur mind you've met a faithful lover/ not knowin' to yu she's been givin' e'ery feds head, a blower/ I became electrified on raisin' the skirt, . . 'twas ya babes pants with 'free-for-all' imprints etched all over/
Scriptin' my obligation/ strokin e'ery line like masturbation/ imagine FFR without "selecting" a DJ5 'twould be a "no-Me nation!"/
I do wicked to juvenile kins/ with infantile gene/ Provoke the nigga n a hand in your mind to get your ego 'squeezed' like 'Saltwater crocodile skin!'/ he keeps droppin n dropping..... lol after my battle i shld pay dj 5naira to keep dropping lyrics!! 1 Like 1 Share |
Rap Battles / Re: The Holocaust Tourney [quarter Finals] Liricyst Vs Gladyys by Gladyys(f): 8:58pm On Jun 26, 2015 |
liricyst: Diss at Gladyys Adulphus {Queen of the realm}
She’ll truly fret & stealth/ cos she knows I’ve got enough dope material to beget cartels/ This fixture was like solo juicy sex affairs/ I made her masturbate…cos the thought of me on her case…made the dry pucci wet herself!/
Your fear is right, its like this dude’s packs furnaces/ But we not buying you hot…we don’t do bad purchases/ Ya nyash no even get friction/ so we even envision/ you slide off your seat……cos ya ass on the throne…..is just a contact of two flat surfaces!/
Face it…ass is bad, but Well her boobs should be on supplements/ Milk factories looking like its they that be needing nourishment/ “Senior pls release us”, the poor tits wept/ Jokes apart, those Little ones lie flat…like junior students on punishment!/
Na those slacked things you wan use spank me today?/ No be small kolo dey worry you…this female lanky toure!/ But it must be tennis that the auntie do play/ I mean she is just a man with the queen’s title……Mr. Andy Murray!/
Touche! They claim you put your act together like you made up boo/ But we so unsure of you cos you shine and then you fade off too/ Your creator would voice the same stuff fool/ Cos my preceding three bars proved that even the Good Lord didn’t know what to make of you!/
Wake up dude…taking on the lyric, you’re damned!/ You’ll get slammed and with vivid force, rammed/ But We all used to see the illicit w.hore banged/ Last brawl, with a male ghost behind her….we watched on as she was Sodomised by a spirit husband!/
Hypocrite! Bla bla bla…. my scorching addiction/to get sin mocked in the mission/ But you parted ass so your ghostwriter got his commission!/ Go find a church and get lost in contrition/ So I’ll make the Roof cave in....then go Dylann on the bitch…and put shots in the Christian! /
See me bubbling with the flow? The ripples come frequent/ Show strength in all crits….i pen no single one weakness/ When you scribble, None Decent!/ If you think you hop? Then step to me and get jumped…….like a triple jump sequence!/
We’re about touching the best part/ Liricyst’ll burn the bitch up cos fire is something he exacts/ I’ll marry fuel to fire, I watch it lovingly react/ Then fold tha ashes…bagged zipped…. Have the best computer geeks and detectives file up…but still……. Nothing will extract!/
Damn…..my verse made sure she bore self doubts/ She’s like…mehn surely my tour’s well south/ Be on your way now, be sure to shut the door well, tout/ Let the premonitions of ya exit escort you….thanks for coming….i trust you can see yourself out!/
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