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EducationOnly 30% UTME Candidates Can Be Admitted - NUC by Globallords(op): 7:47am On Oct 26, 2017
The National Universities Commission has said that limited spaces for admission into Nigerian universities can only accommodate about 30 percent of the 1.7 million candidates who wrote the Unified Tertiary Matriculation Examination in 2017.

The NUC Executive Secretary, Prof. Abubakar Rasheed, said this in Abuja while appearing before the Senate Committee on Tertiary Institutions and Tertiary Education Trust Fund on Wednesday.
He also noted that there was a regulatory conflict between the Joint Admissions Matriculation Board and the universities offering admission to candidates.
Rasheed said owing to the limited admission spaces in tertiary institutions, an admission crisis was inevitable in the country.

He said, “Out of about 1.7 million candidates who took the UTME, it is just about half a million that can be admitted into our universities.
The crisis of admission in this country is inevitable. Unless we expand spaces, we shall continue to have an admission crisis in this country. Every examination has its own problem. We believe that the JAMB examination is credible and all of us operating in the system respect the results of the UTME.
“It is not about making money for the universities. JAMB is an excellent guide, but you cannot rely on it 100 per cent. There is a need to further examine the candidates for objectivity and to make the entire system credible.”

The JAMB Registrar, Prof. Ishaq Oloyede, however, said there was no conflict between the board and the universities.
Oloyede said most of the candidates who sat for its examination did not have the required qualifications to gain admission.

He said, “It is not true that we have 1.7 million candidates that are ready to go into the Nigerian university system. Out of the 1.7 million that took the UTME this year, not more than 30 per cent of them have the five credits in their Senior School Certificate Examination required to go into the university.

“About 80 per cent of candidates at the point of sitting do not have the O’Level at all. They are awaiting results. So when we are building our theories and analysis, we need to be very cautious. If you score 400 over 400 and do not have the O’Level, you cannot come into the university.”

https://globallords..com/2017/10/only-30-utme-candidates-can-be-admitted.html
PoliticsRe: Rate Your Electricity Provider (DISCO) by Globallords(m): 10:55pm On Oct 25, 2017
Totally poor, IBEDC cheats. Imagine 2hours or sometimes less than that for a whole day. Sometime you wont have it at all
EducationUpdated: KWARAPOLY 2017/2018 OND/HND 1st Batch Admission List Released by Globallords(op):
This is to inform the general public that the much awaited admission list for Kwara State Polytechnic, Ilorin has been released today, 20th October, 2017.

The admission list released is just for both OND and HND applicants, keep visiting the school website for more information.

To check your admission status, log in here: https://kwarapolyportal.org/applogin.php

More names will surely be added, so keep praying!!!

Report: https://globallords..com/2017/10/kwarapoly-20172018-1st-batch-admission.html
TV/MoviesThings You Should Know About TSTV Decoder, Price & Packages by Globallords(op): 1:25am On Oct 03, 2017
I know you have all been waiting to test-run the TSTV decoder, most especially the free 20GB data that comes onboard as bonus with it. It was finally launched yesterday and we are waiting for them to dispatch their decoder to various dealers.

So far, these are all we know about TSTV
* Equipment cost: TSVT decoder + Remote + dish goes for N5000.This exclude installation cost. Depending on who will be installing for you, it shouldn’t be more than N1,500

* Free 20GB of Data: on Purchase of TSTV decoder, you get free 20GB of data as a bonus but subsequently, you’ll get 10GB if you are subscribing for a full month.

* Pause Subscription: You can only pause your subscription for seven days. Which means you have 7 days of grace plus your 30 days validity period. Meaning you can’t use your full month subscription for 60 days or more.
Pause Subscription is only available for 1 month subscription plan

* TSTV on Quickteller: You will be able to pay your TSTV subscription via Quickteller as it has now been added to the e-payment platform

* Data Allocation: You don’t need data to watch any TSTV channels. It’s just a Value Added Services to all TSTV subscribers. For instance if you subscribe for 1 month, You’ll get 10GB Free data from TSTV.

* TSTV Movie Box: This box contains series of new movies available for purchase for a token of N300.

* Daily Subscription cost as low as N200, 3 days subscription (N500), Weekly subscription (N750) etc.
Note that the data is usable on any devices available via TSTV wi-fi. And you can always buy 1GB of data for N300 once you exhaust your data. We await the sales of the decoder to commence. Dealers allocation is also currently ongoing.

http://globallords..com/2017/10/things-you-should-know-about-tstv.html
TV/MoviesPoll: DSTV Or TSTV As Your Digital Tv Choice by Globallords(op): 10:18pm On Oct 01, 2017
With the launching of the new digital TV decoder, TSTV today October 1, 2017. There has been so much review and hype about the newly introduced digital decoder.

Feel free to vote below, which of the two would you still prefer, DSTV or TSTVhuh
HealthTop 5 Benefits Of Drinking Coffee by Globallords(op): 7:14pm On Sep 30, 2017
Coffee is consumed by an estimated 100 million Americans everyday and it comes from a simple bean - coffee. The caffeinated beverage has eye-opening abilities and an addictive flavor.

In addition to those qualities, here are top five benefits of drinking coffee:

* Improved Mental Health: According to a recent study, coffee may be able to help you from losing your sharp mentality. Researchers discovered that people who drank three to five cups of coffee every day had about a 65% reduced chance of having Alzheimer disease or dementia later on in life.

* Cardiovascular Coverage: A healthy cardiovascular system is vital. By simply drinking one or two cups of coffee per day you could have a huge reduced risk of cardiovascular disease-related death. According to a study, men consuming one to two cups of coffee every day reduced their risk of dying from a cardiovascular disease by as much as 38%.

* Risk Avoidance: A study of more than 400,000 people showed that drinking coffee may help. Between 1995 and 2008, men drinking even just one daily cup reduced their risk of death by 6%. Drinking either two to three cups or six or more cups decreased the risk by 10%. The greatest reduction of death risk was 12% in the group drinking four to five cups.

* Reduced Risk Of Diabetes: Between 1986 and 1998 Harvard researchers traced the coffee drinking and occurrence of type-2 diabetes of more than 40,000 men. They realized that long-term coffee drinkers had a huge reduced risk of developing type-2 diabetes and statistics showed the risk reduced the more they drank.

* Pain Decrease: It is surprising how lots of people feel renewed following a coffee break here's why. Norwegian researchers observed 48 people at work and found that those who had coffee only declared a pain-intensity level of 41, meanwhile people who didn't drink any coffee had a score of 55.

https://globallords..com/2017/09/top-5-benefits-of-drinking-coffee.html
EducationHow To Check Your 2017 June/july NECO Results by Globallords(op): 3:05pm On Sep 14, 2017
The National Examinations Council (NECO), on thursday released the June/July 2017 Senior Secondary Schools results.

Registrar of the council, Prof. Charles Uwakwe, announced the result at the NECO headquarters in Minna, Niger State capital.

He said 745,053 candidates, representing 70.85 per cent of the 1,051,472 that sat for the examinations got at least five credits, including Mathematics and English Language.
Uwakwe said the performance of the candidates in this year’s examinations represents 1.11 per cent improvement when compared with 2016

How To Check Your Neco Result
1. Select year examination Type
2. Select year of examination
3. Enter your card PIN number
4. Enter your Examination Number
5. Click on"Check My Result"button

Enter your details in the boxes provided. With correct details, your result will be diaplayed.

Source: http://globallords..com/2017/09/neco-releases-junejuly-2017-results.html
EducationKwara Poly 2017/2018 Post UTME, Cut-off Mark And Registration Instruction by Globallords(op): 10:18am On Sep 06, 2017
The Authority of the Kwara State Polytechnic, Ilorin, invites all candidates who have applied for admission into the Institution for National Diploma (ND) and Higher National Diploma (HND) programmes in the 2017/2018 academic session to visit the website www.kwarastatepolytechnic.edu.ng, for information on Pre-Admission Screening.

Eligibility
National Diploma (Full-Time): Candidates must have chosen Kwara State Polytechnic as their first or second choice and scored a minimum of 150 in the 2017 UTME.

National Diploma (Part-Time): Candidates must have purchased Kwara State Polytechnic National Diploma Part-Time Admission Forms as earlier advertised in The Herald and The Punch Newspapers of 10th May, 2017.
Higher National Diploma(Full-Time/Part-Time): Candidates must have purchased Kwara State Polytechnic Admission Forms as earlier advertised in The Herald and The Punch Newspapers of 10th May, 2017 and passed with a minimum of Lower Credit grade (with Post ND one year Industrial Attachment) or Pass grade (with Post ND two years Industrial Attachment).

Note:
1. The Portal opens on Tuesday, 5th September, 2017 and closes on Sunday, 17th September, 2017, at 11.59pm and no further payment or registration can be done after that date and time.
2. All candidates seeking admission into the Kwara State Polytechnic must undergo the screening process without which they will not be eligible to be considered for admission.
3. It should be noted that only candidates who properly register for the screening and successful after the exercise will be considered for admission.
4. All candidates seeking admission into the Kwara State Polytechnic must use a unique (personal) Email address to create their profiles.
5. HND candidates must have regularized their ND programme with JAMB.
6. The screening exercise, which will be by Computer Based Test (CBT), shall be conducted ONLINE.

Screening Fee: The screening fee is ₦2000 & ₦1000 for administrative charge exclusive of Bank Charges.

Registration Instructions
Candidates are to visit the Polytechnic Portal www.kwarapolyportal.org
1. On the Polytechnic portal click on Application on the Menu Bar.
2. Click on appropriate application link.
3. Create your profile by completing the form (JAMBITES ONLY).
4. Non JAMBITES (HND Applicants) are to click on “Have an account already?” link to continue.
5. Click on Resume Application on the left menu to continue.
6. Enter your personal details on the next screen and click continue.
7. Enter your JAMB details and ND details (HND Applicants ONLY). Alongside your first and second choices and click continue.
8. Enter your O’Level details with number of sittings and click continue.
9. Upload your Passport Photograph (50KB maximum size) and click continue.
10. Click on Screening Application on the left menu to continue.
11. Read the declaration and click on Proceed button to continue.
12. Upload your documents and click on “Upload and Continue”.
13. Enter Next of Kin Information and click on Continue.
14. Read Payment Instructions carefully and click on the Notification Tab.
15. Click on Continue to see payment details. Click on CollegePay button to proceed to payment OR Click on Cancel button to terminate the payment process.
16. Make Payment: Select your ATM card type (e.g Verve or Master Card). Enter your Card Number. Enter Card Expiry Date and the card CVV2 (the 3 digits on the reverse side of the card and lastly enter your card pin; and Thenclick on Pay.
17. After successful payment, Click the appropriate button to print Application Documents and Payment Slip. You can also click Reprint on the left menu to reprint your documents
EventsHappy Birthday To Me by Globallords(op): 10:21am On Aug 19, 2017
A wonderful 365days, God is faithful cos am a year older.
Shoutout to all August Celebrants
PoliticsRe: Broadcast Stations To Be Fined N500000 For Callers' Hate Speeches - NBC by Globallords(m): 9:57pm On Aug 18, 2017
martineverest:
Google the biggest new in USA in last few days..... U will know it's not only Nigerian that's against this menace
hmm, this is where our problems start from. We try to copy countries that are far better than us... Do you know how the previous administration was bombarded with various ill-speech? When one is fraustrasted, its nt easy cos u'd be forced to say anything
PoliticsRe: Broadcast Stations To Be Fined N500000 For Callers' Hate Speeches - NBC by Globallords(m): 7:28pm On Aug 17, 2017
My dear country oo, i pity the future of an ordinary man. This administration is just too harsh.
CareerRe: Dear Graduates, What Are Your Future Plans? by Globallords(m): 7:18pm On Aug 17, 2017
Dpredictor:
What the plans for the future? let ask again. Do you remember the question “Where do you see yourself in the next 5 years” that you felt Human Resource Managers ask just to destabilize us during job interviews? Please listen, it isn’t just that.

I understand that 5 years is too small in this country to make any meaningful impact in the life of any graduate.

I understand that 5 years in this country could mean working for 10 different organizations – no time to settle and carve out a career path.

I know that 5 years might mean searching for a job for four years, only to use the remaining one year to start building up savings. I.e. if they even allow us last in the job without a sack or retrenchment letter on our desk.

I understand all these, but my question still stands; “what are your plans for the future”

https://topwritersden.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/08/funny-picture-plan-future-joker__1502342678_197.210.226.21-resized.jpg

Before you start mentioning “buying a new house, riding an expensive car, marrying the princess of England and others,” I want you to understand that plans are totally different from visions, aspirations and projections.

I might not have the liberty of explaining all these in details just for you, but you can go ahead to make some research and note down the difference between all of them.

Let me come down a little bit for those who might have gotten lost along the line. My question is “What are you doing or thinking of doing that will give you the freedom to ride an expensive car, marry a beautiful wife, travel around the world in style, and finally become a big name in your town or country”

Vision is the end product of the plans that are being put in place. Plans are the means to achieve your visions.

Dear graduate, you remember as a kid when they told us that “our beautiful future lies in our hands?”

I never understood the meaning till now, till I ended up telling my From Jobless Graduate to Plenty Job Offers . I am pretty sure that most of us don’t either. In simple terms, they meant that “our future is only dependent on what we create and how we create it”. This simply means that right now, our future is still blank, waiting for us to create it before walking into it.

Let me not digress further; you are probably done with your university education without a job, still in the university, or a young working graduate. The question still remains “What are the plans for your future?”

The odds might be against you now; but what are you doing to make sure that sooner or later that the odds favor you.

The future is in your hands!

What plans are you making to succeed? What skills are you acquiring to become the next big thing? What are the sacrifices you are putting in place to make sure that you have a bountiful harvest?

Several times I see young people without skills take up low paying jobs, making a ‘sacrifice’ of living within their means monthly as they pray for something better to come their way. The painful truth is that saving your monthly stipends will get you nowhere. You need extra sources of income – only rendering services through a skill acquired can give you that liberty.

What skills do you have? What skills are you acquiring? What plans are you making for your future?

I know you love your current job so much, or maybe you don’t. If there are no concrete plans for the future, the advancements in life are going to hit you and sweep you off like a tornado.

Now you know all these, what plans are you making to succeed?


Source: http://topwritersden.com/plans-for-the-future-dear-graduates/
Interesting write-up, God bless your hand.


Top 10 Best Polytechnics in Nigeria For 2017
https://globallords..com/2017/08/top-10-best-polytechnics-in-nigeria-for.html
EducationRe: Latest Ranking: Top 10 Best Polytechnics In Nigeria by Globallords(op): 6:48pm On Aug 17, 2017
emmahardgun:
jkwara poly but why!!! undecidedjkwara poly but why!!!
making top 20 but not top 10. Rankings are subjected to change with time
EducationLatest Ranking: Top 10 Best Polytechnics In Nigeria by Globallords(op): 6:40pm On Aug 17, 2017
Credits: https://globallords..com/2017/08/top-10-best-polytechnics-in-nigeria-for.html

Do you intend to study in any Nigerian polytechnic and you are looking for the best polytechnics in Nigeria to study or advise a friend to study at?

If you do, then this aricle is for you as we have outlined the ranking of top ten best polytechnics in Nigeria for 2017.
Note: the ranking has taken a good number of parameters into consideration, i.e what it takes to have a full functional school environment, students quality, graduate employ-ability etc.

10 Best Polytechnics In Nigeria - 2017

1. Auchi Polytechnic
Type: Federal Polytechnic
Rector: Dr. (Mrs.) Philipa O. Idogho
Located at Auchi in Edo State

2. Yaba College of Technology
Type: Federal Polytechnic
Rector: Dr. Mrs. Margaret Kudi Ladipo
Located at Yaba in Lagos State

3. Federal Polytechnic Nekede
Type: Federal Polytechnic
Rector: Dr. (Mrs) Celestine Ugochi Njoku
Location at Nekede, Owerri in Imo State

4. The Polytechnic Ibadan
Type: State Polytechnic
Rector: Prof. Olatunde Olubadejo Fawole
Located at Ibadan in Oyo State

5. Lagos State Polytechnic
Type: State Polytechnic
Rector: Dr. Abdulazeez A. Lawal
Located at Ikeja in Lagos

6. Osun State Polytechnic
Type: State Polytechnic
Rector: Dr. Jacob O. Agboola
Located at Iree in Osun State

7. Federal Polytechnic, Ilaro
Type: Federal Polytechnic
Rector: Arc. Aluko Olusegun
Located at Ilaro in Ogun State

8. Imo State Polytechnic
Type: State Polytechnic
Rector: Fr. W.C. Madu
Located at Umuagwo in Imo State

9. Federal Polytechnic Oko
Type: Federal Polytechnic
Rector: Prof. Godwin Onu
Located at Oko in Anambra State

10. Kaduna Polytechnic
Type: Federal Polytechnic
Rector: Dr. M. B. Ibrahim
Located in Kaduna state

Those are the best polytechnics in Nigeria that are accredited and please note that these arrangement is subject to change, depending on performances.
RomanceRe: 10 Things I Discovered After Six Months Of Not Masturbating by Globallords(m): 9:11pm On Aug 15, 2017
Boc007:
1. Focus: I started having good focus with high and stable attentiveness to discussions. Unlike before I could pretend listening to someone having any discussion with me but my mind would be, "please try and end the topic I need to go to a private place and think of what matters to me(jack off)."

2. Social: My social life started making sense, I always felt like going out on a daily basis. I try to be funny when I discuss with people and lively, it's like I'm loved by everyone and vice verse. Unlike before, I hid my self constantly, loved thinking and being alone. If I managed to go out, i tend to develop shyness when anyone passed by and if a lady walked close I used to have plenty thoughts and acted like a seriously confused fellow(should I look at her, or I should snub her) and my face will be like sad )

3. Freak: a month later, I started feeling like a freak, each time I walk across a lady, only one thing comes to my mind. I always feel like talking to her and briefly tell her "hello how are you? Please can I have sex with you" The thought of having sex became so climax, that I could stay on my bed and try to flip my waist, hold firm and remember that with time it will stop. One of my motivation is that (there is a man who wants to force me to do what I don't want(devil) and he is right there) as soon as I remember that, I just control myself again)

4. IQ: few months later I noticed my IQ increased. My brain is now connecting easily.I remember things fast and it makes me happy, I always feel like going back to school again knowing fully well that I can compete with the best student because my brain is now becoming super-fast. I could see the future and so motivated to walk up to a guy and say "hi, I have not mastubated for like few months now, how about you?" grin . Unlike before, you could tell me something just now and I will forget it within two minutes even if I say it repeatedly, when I needed to use at the time it matters, I just forget it and say " can't remember for now" undecided

5. Sound health: yes , I started building good muscles, just small push ups daily I noticed how fast my body started responding. I could walk and smile, feeling so good. I could relate with anyone's mind and say "hey whats up? I know you notice how huge I'm becoming" cool I always feel like the boss.

6. Movies: This is one heck of a problem for me. Ones I see an actress, I always feel like, wow "I wonder how this lady will look like when naked". The only advantage is that, I can now finish a movie without fast fowarding it to the sexual part. Many people watched Spartacus but not everyone understands or even knows the storyline. All I did when I watched it during my mastubating hour was to forward and play, rewind and play it where it matters to me (sex) kiss , right now, I hate seeing such movie.

7. Spiritual life : It's more like God loves my move and I have settled with him on that part. I always feel happy to pray. Even when I noticed I did something wrong, in my prayers I just relate easily and feel like "oh I am no longer a masturbator , it's very easy now to be forgiven" . Unlike before, mastubating even makes me to forget prayer points and missed going to church services.

8. Strength: I could stay awake for long without any desire to sleep. I always feel like, wow, my body has not relaxed I'm ok and its like i just woke. Before, I only felt like " It's two hours already, I'm having headache, I need to sleep to gain back strength"

9. Sleep : My sleep has been terrible. I hardly sleep at night. I always feel like, if I masturbate I will sleep before I know it. My thought will be like, "I need a girl here on my bed, Shitt, what am I saying? Yeah, I need my friend with her boobs right now I can start holding her butt. Shitt what I'm I saying? Oh o, I want to fvck... Jizz! Shitt!! fvck me" that's how it was until sleep comes unaware.

10. Bed wet. As a teen, I never had "wet dream.” I wasn’t sure I believed that other people were having them, but during this experiment I had my first one. They are not enjoyable and they wake you long before you actually have to get up. It also feels like your body telling you that you need to go masturbate. In the end, the whole experiment had good and bad results but if you’re hoping for a change in your life, its worth it...
Freedom indeed has come to stay. #LifeOfAMasturbator


List Of All 9mobile Data Plans, Subscription Codes & Prices

https://globallords..com/2017/08/list-of-all-9mobile-data-plans.html
CrimeRe: Is Bail Really FREE??? by Globallords(op): 8:43pm On Aug 11, 2017
ReubenE:
Yeah, once for being in a playstation game shop some years ago.

Their normal raids when they are hungry in Lagos. It was a terrible experience. The stench from the surrounding and the policemen themselves was just sickening.

Got lucky, I was bailed later that night same day.
It was not free despite the sign post on the walls of the police station that indicates bail is free.

There are different set of rules for Nigeria Police, and believe me, they are the last creatures you would want to join issues with.....

They are our friends though grin
chai! I fear them like madt, dont pray to have any issue whtsoever with them
CrimeRe: Is Bail Really FREE??? by Globallords(op): 7:33pm On Aug 10, 2017
ReubenE:
Yeah bail is entirely free but you have to wait for the Nigeria Police Force to authenticate this when they put you behind bars.
You've once been put behind bars right? Abeg share your experience
CrimeIs Bail Really FREE??? by Globallords(op): 10:58pm On Aug 09, 2017
Hello, this is a subject i will like us to discuss.
In any (most) police station in Nigeria, it is so common to see the banner stating "Bail Is Free" is this 100percent truthful??

Feel free to drop your opinions
Web MarketRe: [ONLY] Bloggers With Less Than 15,000 Views? Daily Add Ur URL Let Me Help by Globallords(m): 10:46pm On Aug 09, 2017
How To Download Any Video From Youtube, Instagram And Others
https://globallords..com/2017/08/how-to-download-any-video-from-youtube.html
Web MarketRe: [ONLY] Bloggers With Less Than 15,000 Views? Daily Add Ur URL Let Me Help by Globallords(m): 10:45pm On Aug 09, 2017
Am in please, globallords..com
PhonesHow To Download Any Video From Youtube, Instagram And Others by Globallords(op): 8:18pm On Aug 05, 2017
Ever tried to download your favourite or an interesting video from youtube.com, instagram.com and others without the possibilities? You've got no worries, this is what you need.

How To Download Any Video From Youtube, Instagram And Others
To download any video from those websites, follow the steps below:

1. Visit the website url where you want to download the video from, for example www.youtube.com

2. Locate your desired video from the main page or by using the search icon.

3. Click on the web address bar in your browser and copy the video's link.

4. Visit Keepvid.com and paste the link you copied in the step above into the box provided and click on the Download button.

5. A new page will pop-up where you are required to select your favourite download version, for example Mpe4, Mwa, 3gp or 4gp.

6. Select your favourite file version and you are good to go. Just sit back to complete your downloads.

This article is worth sharing, kindly take you time to click on the share buttons below.
https://globallords..com/2017/08/how-to-download-any-video-from-youtube.html
HealthRe: Reasons Why You Must Stop Biting Your Nails by Globallords(op): 10:10am On Aug 05, 2017
crazysam001:
Na wah o, I'm as guilty as fcvk
i wont lie, am guilty also
HealthReasons Why You Must Stop Biting Your Nails by Globallords(op): 7:35am On Aug 05, 2017
Nail biting is a very common behaviour among human beings, some people do it without even realizing or being conscious.
For some people anxiety, reading, watching TV etc can make some start biting their nails! A lot of people revealed it has a calming effect amongst many other reasons people bite their nails.

Nail biting apart from ruining the way the nails look come with funny effects too, note that nail biting can also be a symptom of depression or obsessive-compulsive disorder (OCD). These straight forward effects are reasons to ever bite your nails:

1. Stomach Problems:
Biting the nails is the perfect way to transfer germs from the mouth (from the nails) to your guts which can be a big health scare.

2. Nail Infections:
Nail biting leaves room for the risk of nail infection. Biting the nails cause tiny tears around the skin near the nails which leave room for infection.
3. It destroys the nail bed:
Excessively biting the nails ruins the nail bed.

4. It causes transfer of germs:
The nails (and hands) are usually filled with bacteria, fungus and other harmful germs (reasons to always wash them as well as sanitize). When you bite unclean nails/hands for instance you transfer these germs to your mouth and increase the risk of an infection.

http://globallords..com/2017/08/top-4-reasons-why-you-must-stop-biting.html
EducationWAEC Releases 2017 May/june Results, See How To Check Yours Here by Globallords(op): 7:51pm On Jul 17, 2017
http://globallords..com/2017/07/waec-releases-2017-mayjune-results-see.html

The West Africa Examination Council WAEC 2017 Senior School Certificate Examination (SSCE) Results for School Candidates have been released.

The head of the Nigeria National Office of WAEC made this known at a press briefing at the Council's office in Yaba Lagos.
According to him, out of the total number of candidates that sat the examination, 1,471,151 (One Million Four Hundred and Seventy One Thousand One Hundred and Fifty One) candidates, representing 94.36% have their results fully processed and released, while 95,734 (Ninety Five Thousand Seven Hundred and Thirty Four) candidates, representing 5.64% have a few of their subjects still being processed due to errors traceable to the candidates in the course of registration or writing the examination.

He mentioned that a total of 923,486 (Nine Hundred and Twenty Three Thousand Four Hundred and Eighty Six) candidates, representing 59.22%, obtained minimum of credits in five (5) subjects and above, including English Language and Mathematics.

He observed that 59.22%, percent performance of candidates that obtained five (5) credits and above including English Language and Mathematics in the WASSCE for School Candidates represents an improvement to the result in 2015 and 2016 which was 38.68% and 52.97%, respectively.


However, the results of 214,952 (Two Hundred and Fourteen Thousand, Nine Hundred and Fifty Two) candidates, representing 13.79% of the total candidature for the examination are being withheld for further investigation in connection with various cases of examination malpractice.
He advised candidates who sat the examination to check the details of their performance on the Council’s official website within the next few hours with the result checker PIN and Serial Number which are contained on the flip side of the candidates’ CIVAMPENS Card issued to all candidates by WAEC.

To check your results, click on www.waecdirect.org
SHARING IS CARING!!!
PoliticsRe: INEC Suspends Dino Melaye Recall by Globallords(m): 8:36am On Jul 14, 2017
Hmm! #DinoMayBeSTAYING
https://globallords..com
PhonesEmbattled Etisalat Change Name, Now 9mobile by Globallords(op): 8:29am On Jul 14, 2017
Embattled network provider, Etisalat Nigeria on Thursday 13th July, 2017 changed its name to 9Mobile following the depth crises and other issues affecting the brand in the country.


Though, they had promised that smooth operations will not be affected and staffs will not be laid-off, only the name will change and it has been changed.
The company's management at the end of a management meeting in Lagos adopted the new Etisalat name "9Mobile".

Recall that Etisalat International issued 3 weeks ultimatum to change the name, Now that the name has changed, you should begin to see effect of the name change from your mobile device any moment soon. We should be expecting adverts on media outlets to create awareness to the public and am sure it's just a matter of time before we get used to the new name.
As it has been stated earlier, the change in name won't affect your Etisalat line, your data plans, your airtime, your subscriptions or your tariffs as everything is still intact.

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BusinessRe: Top 10 Online Shopping Stores In Nigeria by Globallords(op): 3:24pm On Jul 01, 2017
olatola00:
Some times, what you see and order is not you get. Besides you can't even open until you pay..
that is why payment on delivery is always advised
BusinessTop 10 Online Shopping Stores In Nigeria by Globallords(op): 3:18pm On Jul 01, 2017
Source: http://globallords..com/2017/07/top-10-online-shopping-stores-in-nigeria.html

Just like Amazon, Aliexpress and eBay, Nigeria now has various similar online shopping platforms. Nigerians no longer need to worry about the high exchange rate of dollar, as these local shops trade in naira.

This list was compiled based on some criteria: the activities on each stores’ social media community, number of visitors to its website, website design and usability, quality of products, reliability, delivery speed and others.

1. JUMIA
Almost everybody knows Jumia, they are reported to have secured about ₦8 billion in funding since its launch in 2012.
Official website: http://

2. KONGA
Konga is said to be the 8th most visited website in Nigeria beating popular newswebsites like vanguardngr.com, Punch and others. Konga’s growth in the eCommerce industry in Nigeria is quite amazing being the only Nigerian owned online store that has been able to come that close to Jumia which is partly ran internationally.

With Konga, you don’t need to join any queue at Shoprite or Games to buy anything as Konga has it all and at a lower price. Konga operates on a pay on delivery system, either with cash or with the use of debit card. You can also make use of KongaPay as a more convenient and secure payment method to shop.
Official website: http://konga.com.ng

3. SLOT
Slot is the biggest offline phones, computer and gadget retailer in the country today and they are the top 3 online retailer in Nigeria. They are the most reliable when it comes to getting gadgets online.
They have offline shops in various major cities in the country and that makes it easier for customers to get their products faster than they would have received from other online shops. Delivery is free for customers in Lagos and Abuja, and they also offer credit facilities to customers with the help of their partnership scheme with Diamond bank and First bank.
Official website: www.slot.ng

4. OLX
Olx was once advertised almost every minute on DSTV. It gained a lot of popularity due to that advertising strategy and is now one of the most used website for people who want to buy or sell anything within the country. It has similar features with jiji and Kaymu, although OLX is more preferred by most Nigerians because of its simple and user-friendly website.
Official website:

5. COLISEUM/TAAFOO
This online shop started as an online social messaging platform for Nigerian celebrities in 2009, before they ventured into sales of fashion products. Taafoo offers free delivery services within Lagos to customers with a minimum purchase of N5,000, they also operate an offline fashion mall in Oregun, Ikeja, Lagos.
Official website: www.taafoo.com or www.coliseum.com

6. DEALDEY
DealDey was launched in March 2011 and features a daily deal on the best things to do, see, eat, and buy in Nigeria. At DealDey, local businesses are supported and in return they support consumers with good savings. According to the site administrators, they want to create a “Win-Win” scenario every day for local merchants who want to attract new customers, and for consumers who want to save money and take advantage of great services and activities in their own city.
Official website: www.dealday.com

7. KAYMU
Kaymu offers a wide variety of products for sale. They have their own products as well as products from other sellers who use the platform to trade. Just like jiji, you can sign up at Kaymu as a buyer or a seller.
Official website: www.kaymu.com

8. YUDALA
Yudala is the newest online store on this list. It started as a retail chain store with four branches across Lagos. Yudala has just launched its online shopping services in August 2015.
Official website: www.yudala.com.ng
9. JIJI
Jiji is also a fast-growing Nigerian free online market where buyers and sellers meet to transact. They provide a platform to sell and buy almost anything without hassle under a friendly and safe environment. As a seller you can register with Jiji, post an advert of your product and get contacted by an interested buyer. As a buyer you can browse the various categories on the site for anything you want, contact the buyer and meet with them to finish the transaction.
Official website: http://

10. PARKTEL ONLINE
Parktel international limited has been a mobile phone distributor in Nigeria for over a decade with a shop located at Computer Village Ikeja Lagos. They began an online store two years ago and it specializes in the sales of mobile devices, computers and its accessories. Parktelonline offers free next day delivery to their customers in Lagos and Abuja, and they have an average of 11,000 daily visitors on the website.
Official website: http://
CareerTop 10 Lucrative Professions In Nigeria by Globallords(op): 9:27am On Jun 28, 2017
There are careers in Nigeria which stand miles above
the rest and their take home pay is very huge.
A career is an occupation undertaken by a person for a
significant period of their life with the opportunity to
progress. A career is also a professional person does
regularly for a living.

Below is a list of top 10 lucrative professions in
Nigeria:


1. BUSINESS: Most people have made business a career
indeed. Over the years, there has been an increase in
Entrepreneurship. Many have come to realise the beauty
of Entrepreneurship and have ventured into it, being in
the process, entrepreneurs of repute.
It is no secret that the richest people in the world today,
apart from politicians are business people who have
built vast business Empires for themselves. In Nigeria
today, the Dangotes, the Otedolas, the Adenugas earn
huge sums monthly that is more than enough to sustain
them and their families.

2. POLITICS: Make no mistake about it, Nigerian
politicians today earn more than some of their
counterparts in the whole world. Politics in Nigeriahas
seen a considerable rise in participation and this is
directly proportional to them take home pay. A career in
politics can guarantee one’s future. This is true when
you factor out corrupt practices.
Politicians, apart from their basic salaries, take home
other mouthwatering allowances that gives them
financial stability.

3. FOOTBALL: The Nigerian Professional Football
League has seen its fortunes turn around for the better.
Prior to recent times, Nigerian players in the local
league earned paltry sums but that is becoming a thing
of the past as most players earn as high as between
N400,000 – N800,000 monthly. Take out your
calculators and do the math over a year and you will
see that it isn’t so bad taking to football in Nigeria as a
career.

4. ENTERTAINMENT:
The Nigerian entertainment industry has also seen an
massive influx of talent, both locally and internationally.
Entertainment in Nigeria has become a career for many,
be it in music or movie making. The entertainment
industry in Nigeria rakes in millions of Naira and pays
those into it huge sums of money.

5. OIL AND GAS:
A career in oil and gas goes a long way to secure one
financially. It is no secret that the Petroleum sector in
Nigeria pay their staff robust sums of money per month.
This sector is one sector many Nigerians dream of
working in.

6. MEDICINE:
A career in Medicine in Nigeria is very respectable,
especially when you are employed by the government,
be it Federal or State. Medical doctors are life savers
and because of the time they put in to acquire their
skills, they are well respected and thus paid respectably
monthly. Private hospitals need to do more to take care
of their doctors as they are lagging behind their
counterparts in the public sector in Nigeria.

7. ENGINEERING:
A career in engineering goes a long way to assure one’s
financial future. Most top construction companies pay
engineers a huge deal to keep them happy due to the
nature of their work which is sometimes dangerous.

8. LAW: The Nigerian legal profession has always been
one of the best paying professions in the country. A
career in law is very respectable and most Nigerian
parents would really encourage their children to study
law and make a distinguished career out of their lives.
Being a lawyer requires serious academic commitments
on the part of the students studying law.

9. LECTURING:
A career in Lecturing is very good. Apart from being
well paid, lecturers have time to do other businesses.
Their profession gives them them the opportunity to
meet with people from all walks of life.

10. PHARMACY: A career in pharmacy/pharmaceutical
industry is respectable with a great take home pay. The
job is nice and pharmacists will agree that it is worth it.

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HealthTop 7 Reasons Why You Should Eat Cucumber by Globallords(op):
Hello, today on Health Talk , we will be talking on the health benefits of taking cucumber.
The importance of cucumber in the body can not be overlooked. It is true that most of us just take it for the sweetness most times with out know the good we are
doing ourselves.
To this effect, we have make research, sort and compile this article to help know the importance of cucumber and how often to eat it. Too much of everything isn't good you know.

Below Are Top 7 Health Benefits Of Cucumber Should
Know


1. It Helps In Managing Stress: Cucumbers contain multiple B vitamins, including vitamin B1, vitamin B5, and vitamin B7 (biotin). B vitamins are known to help ease feelings of anxiety and buffer some of the damaging effects of stress.

2. Resistance to Inflammation: Cucumbers may help to "cool" the inflammatory response in your body, and animal studies suggest that cucumber extract helps
reduce unwanted inflammation, in part by inhibiting the activity of pro-inflammatory enzymes (including cyclo-oxygenase 2, or COX-2).5

3. It Serves As An Anti-oxidant: Cucumbers contain numerous antioxidants, including the well-known vitamin C and beta-carotene. They also contain antioxidant flavonoids, such as quercetin, apigenin, luteolin, and kaempferol,6 which provide additional benefits.
For instance, quercetin is an antioxidant that many believe prevents histamine release—making quercetin-
rich foods "natural antihistamines." Kaempferol,
meanwhile, may help fight cancer and lower your risk of chronic diseases including heart disease.

4. It Improves The Heart Functionality: Cucumbers contain potassium, which is associated with lower blood pressure levels. A proper balance of potassium both inside and outside your cells is crucial for your body to function properly.
As an electrolyte, potassium is a positive charged ion that must maintain a certain concentration (about 30 times higher inside than outside your cells) in order to
carry out its functions, which includes interacting with sodium to help control nerve impulse transmission, muscle contraction, and heart function.

5. Helps To Freshen Your Breath:
Placing a cucumber slice on the roof of your mouth may help to rid your mouth of odor-causing bacteria.
According to the principles of Ayurveda, eating cucumbers may also help to release excess heat in your stomach, which is said to be a primary cause of bad breath.

6. It Helps In Maintaining A Balanced Weight: Cucumbers are very low in calories, yet they make a filling snack (one cup of sliced cucumber contains just
16 calories). The soluble fiber in cucumbers dissolves into a gel-like texture in your gut, helping to slow down your digestion. This helps you to feel full longer and is
one reason why fiber-rich foods may help with weight control.

7. They Protect The Brain: Cucumbers contain an anti-
inflammatory flavonol called fisetin that appears to play
an important role in brain health.
In addition to improving your memory and protecting your nerve cells from age-related decline, Cucumber is important.


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PhonesWhy You Should Uninstall These Dangerous Apps On Your Android Device by Globallords(op): 2:37pm On Jun 14, 2017
Source: http://globallords..com/2017/06/4-dangerous-apps-on-your-phone-you.html

4 Dangerous Types Of Apps You Should Uninstall Now
There are many apps manufactured together with a mobile phone which are usually not able to be uninstalled by the user why? because your phone might mis-behave if you uninstall these apps, it’s a normal thing but there are still some apps which are not manufactured with the phone but still yet it can not be uninstalled and these apps are installed by other apps which has ads(advertisement) and other auto-running features on them.

Today i am going to show you some apps which you have to uninstall immediately before it damages you phone, although you might not notice but this apps damages a device in a gradual process until it finishes it’s mission.

TYPES OF APPS YOU SHOULD UNINSTALL NOW
1. Auto-start Apps: Apps that keeps on running with out permission, it’s not manufactured with the phone, it has no valid value, No user permission and others. This apps are usually installed most times by people due to it’s been introduced to them because of one good feature or another but, they refuse to discover the bad features in the app which are very harmful to a mobile phone.
How uninstall this Apps, go to Settings-> Apps-> “ALL” or “Downloaded Apps” click on the apps you wish to unistall and uninstall them.

2. App with Ads: This app are associated with running/auto-start apps, it usually shows some pop-ups of games and apps that are available for installation and this apps that pop-ups for download possibly has the same features with that of the generator such as Auto-running, Ads displaying etc. So it’s very harmful to install these kinds of apps. You can see how to uninstall these apps above.

3. Apps With Max Ram Requirements: You should learn to stay away from apps that requires too much RAM, this can also result to another problem in your phone. Apps such as;
Games with OBB+APK: These apps consumes ram alot and the main problem why you can’t clear the app data is that, if data is been cleared you will you loss all your game progress. So i advice you to not install it at all if you do not have more ram storage.

VPN Apps: It’s very difficult to stay away from this apps why? because most of the free browsing tricks and others are usually connected with VPN apps, so i advice you instead of removing you can always “Clear App Data” or even Uninstall and install back when you have a new cheat available.

4. Mobile Launcher: Phone launchers is a good idea for a mobile phone, but downloading the wrong launcher is the main problem because when you download a launcher that doesn’t suite the need of your phone it contributes to harmful problems to the phone, and it may take a while before you notice this, but it must surely develop a fault. So i advice you to make use of the built-in mobile Launcher cause it’s the best that suites your mobile phone.

HAZARDS CAUSED BY THIS APPS
As a result of all the above listed problems, the mobile phone develops these habits below:

1. It Reduces Random Access Memory(RAM)
2. It Seizes Phone Speed
3. Phone Battery dies before reaching its regular extent.
4. High temperature: it makes phone system warm or very hot.
5. More other issues.
With the above listed apps you can now use and enjoy you smart phone safely without any further problem.

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