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Christianity EtcRe: Pastor Chris Oyakhilome Addresses The Whole Media Hype And Lies by GLOBALX: 10:59pm On Sep 09, 2014
Demainman1: He is the god of gombs and his brother agbaje
You guys want Gombs to curse you from his spirit and demand an apology before reversing the curse...make una watch una back ooo.......Oga Gombs.....how market.....Abeg na joke I dey oooo grin grin grin grin
Christianity EtcRe: Pastor Chris Oyakhilome Addresses The Whole Media Hype And Lies by GLOBALX: 10:50pm On Sep 09, 2014
Donxavier: Come back when you can answer.
Be like say u don hang Gombs oooo grin grin....Dat ur question na upper cut....runs into hiding.
Christianity EtcRe: Pastor Chris Oyakhilome Addresses The Whole Media Hype And Lies by GLOBALX: 9:59pm On Sep 09, 2014
Donxavier: By whose power are you cursing him? and in whose name? You said it came from your spirit and you pray Like a priest and speak like a king. Who do you pray to?
Oya now...make u answer......quickly runs for cover grin grin grin
Christianity EtcRe: Pastor Chris Oyakhilome Addresses The Whole Media Hype And Lies by GLOBALX: 9:52pm On Sep 09, 2014
The rate at which people dey dish out curse untop Pastor Chris matter na die ooo....Men placing curse on fellow men because of another mortal.We will all give account of every word people....Make I hide before somebody quote me..... grin grin grin.
You all should calm down men........
Christianity EtcRe: Pastor Chris Oyakhilome Addresses The Whole Media Hype And Lies by GLOBALX: 6:37pm On Sep 09, 2014
1. Never Deprive your spouse with attention, Love and
affection. These Three ingredients are necessary in every
relationship.

2. Never Leave Your Role As A Wife To Housemaids Or
Personal Staffs Even If Your Husband is a King Or a
Pastor.

3. Never Encourage Long Distance Relationship In Your
Marriage. Work Hard To Make It As Short As You Can If
You Have To. Never Neglect Your Spouse Thinking that
Money Can Keep Her Warm At Night And Play Fatherly
Role To Your Kids.

4. Celebrate Every Occasion With Your Family~ Christmas,
Sallah, Anniversaries, Birthdays etc. And Don't Forget To
Celebrate Your Spouse In Every Given Opportunity You
Have.

5. No Matter How Holy Ghost Filled And Tongue Talking
Christian You Are, Listen and Apologize When You Are
Wrong And Make Amends Before Your Marriage Breaks.
Make Changes On Time, When You See It Is Not Working.

6. Court Is Not A Solution To Family Problems, The
Solution Lies In The Spouse. If Only The Spouse Can
Reduce Their Pride And Ego And Accept Their Wrongs and
Make Amends On The Areas That Are Not Working, They
Will Live Happily Ever.

7. Never Forget To Recognise Your Wife As The Most
Important Being In Your Life After God, And Never Forget That Your Husband Is The Most Important Being In Your Life. That's Why
Michelle Obama Is Always Beside President Barrack Obama.

A SUCCESSFUL MARRIAGE REQUIRES- GOOD RELATIONSHIP, TOLERANCE, UNDERSTANDING, GOOD COMMUNICATION, ACCOMODATION AND ABOVE ALL THAT WHICH SURPASSES ALL THINGS-LOVE! SAVE YOURSELF THE SHAME AND SAVE YOUR MARRIAGE BECAUSE THE EARLIER THE BETTER.


THIS IS NOT MY WRITE UP.I ONLY COPIED IT FROM ANOTHER POST ON NAIRALAND FOR EVERYONE TO LEARN FROM.ESPECIALLY THOSE THAT CAN ADVICE THEIR PASTOR.I DO NOT OWN ANY RIGHT ASPER THE WRITE UP.
Christianity EtcRe: Pastor Chris Oyakhilome Addresses The Whole Media Hype And Lies by GLOBALX: 3:37pm On Sep 09, 2014
coogar: if you agree then it should be the end of discussion.



who should he have appointed? your wife?

we are nigerians & that's our own african way of doing things. if you are a trained pharmacist & your wife never even went to school, it's not unusual to let your wife head one of your branches - even without a degree.

that's what has happened here. pastor chris would rather trust his wife to manage his affairs than someone else. that's his choice & his prerogative. if he says she's not a woman of God, who are you to dispute it?



first & foremost, you are a fool for even asking me if i am a christian or not. what has your fake spiritual grounding gotta do with logic? what's the correlation between spirituality & intelligence quotient?



you are a consummate rëtard!
patience jonathan is a first lady & yet my dog would write better than her. according to your warped logic eroded by fake spiritualism, she must be politically-proficient to be sitting her fat arsë in aso rock & dispensing the duties of a first lady.



when your creator was distributing common sense, you were on a leave of absence. your simplistic mind has already assumed i go to christ embassy or i follow pastor chris -

oh mother nigeria, why hast thou produced millions of simpletons/half-baked graduates with the brain capacity of a mollusc? if pastor chris says his wife wasn't called, who are you to dispute what he says? were you there when she was anointed?
Insulting me cos of Chris?....ur father for the background 100 times....Did I insult you while making my submission?.Thunder fire u 1000 times.
Christianity EtcRe: Pastor Chris Oyakhilome Addresses The Whole Media Hype And Lies by GLOBALX: 11:34am On Sep 09, 2014
Pastor Chris cannot leave the assignment God gave him just to satisfy a few 'overly' hurt emotions shocked. Somethings some minsters of God do will look crazy to the natural man who doesn't see with the eyes of the spirit.[/quote]... shocked shocked shocked shocked shocked shocked.So his wife and children are the "overly hurt".....Do you even know what you are saying at all....Must the wife be vice president of the church by force?can't someone else take that position so she could be with her husband?.....Abi na family business?...if u fail family wise u don fail be dat ooo...no fail one pass one.Make una they re-process anything wey d man talk now....haha...u don make me vex
Christianity EtcRe: Pastor Chris Oyakhilome Addresses The Whole Media Hype And Lies by GLOBALX: 11:14am On Sep 09, 2014
Gombs: i wasn' :oconcerned about they shocked typo, but the "I heard from a reliable source" ...that's a trademark for rumour...or ammebo.... or Aproko... grin grin
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I got you too...oga Gombs... grin grin grin grin cool cool cool.Oya now.
It really doesn't matter if you call that rumour.I know it is a confirmed info.I know d chic and d guy na my personal person...like 5&6...everybody na man of God...abi who b man of d devil?.
Christianity EtcRe: Pastor Chris Oyakhilome Addresses The Whole Media Hype And Lies by GLOBALX: 10:02am On Sep 09, 2014
Gombs: I stopped reading when I got to the enlarged...u guys are Really amazing sha...so we should not listen to Pastor Chris but you guys? undecided

Hillarious grin
Typo error...pardon my mistake.Hope u got the message and not the mistake. grin grin.
Listen to God and not any pastor.Study to show thyself approved......not waiting on any pastor to clean ur mess.
Christianity EtcRe: Pastor Chris Oyakhilome Addresses The Whole Media Hype And Lies by GLOBALX:
It's funny though the rate at which Nigerian's defend their pastors.See, don't be deceived at all.I heard from a reliable source about a Pastor who was bleeping a friend's chic living with the pastor's family 24/7.The lady later confessed to my paddy and he had to move her out.My point is dat deep knowledge of the Scripture and the ability to teach extensively does not determine the exact level of spirituality and connectivity with God.
Don't be deceived people...you only know yourself so stop been overly sensitivity about your pastor.He is human and can err.
Also,this overly misused " I'm a man of God" thing sometimes is a deliberate method to instill fear into people's mind so you can't ask questions.The scriptural men of God that we all read about today in the bible did lived the exact opposite lifestyle of what most assumed men of God of our time are living now.
Many will say "But Lord,in thy name we cast out demons and healed the sick but he shall say unto them,I know ye not you workers of iniquity".
If your pastor messes up,let him clear his mess and don't come here fighting tooth and nail for a man you probably see only for few hours on Sunday and you don't know what he does for the rest of the week.
Christianity EtcRe: This Is Not Another Pastor Bashing Thread! by GLOBALX: 3:00pm On May 20, 2011
Its so funny how people could so foolish here,why raise this kind of senseless topic in the first place?,if you want to know how he made his money,take a bus to sango-ota ogun state and ask him.Dont come here to raise topics that will cause unnecessary argument.´´Foolish cow´´ grin grin grin
PoliticsRe: A Muslim Who Risk All To Save His Xtian Neighbours by GLOBALX: 1:41pm On Apr 25, 2011
IF YOU ARE A TERRORIST,YOU ARE 85% LIKELY TO BE A MUSLIM.
PoliticsRe: A Muslim Who Risk All To Save His Xtian Neighbours by GLOBALX: 1:38pm On Apr 25, 2011
Remembered the last time i went to the American embassy for an interview,the lady asked:where are you from in Nigeria and i said the south west (Yoruba).shse asked again:Have u ever lived in the north before during your stay in Nigeria,I gladly said NO.

Fellow Nigerians,this northernerss are doing us more arm than good.They are the most backward and the most restless of all nigerian.This people are animals and its so funny they are always dragind religion into this.

Sincerely,i have good muslim friends but i am always afraid of them,they may someday attack me you know,it is in their teaching.It is like the believe of a xtian to always love God.

ALL TERRORIST ARE MUSLIMS BUT ALL MUSLIMS ARE NOT TERRORIST.[/b] grin grin grin
AutosRe: I Need A Volkswagen Bettle Urgently. by GLOBALX(op): 11:54pm On Apr 21, 2011
Thank you for your response.Pls could you furnish me with the price and general body pictures plus engine?not only the front.I hope your price is very moderate.Anyways till then.my email is iteexxx@gmail.com.thanks
AutosRe: I Need A Volkswagen Bettle Urgently. by GLOBALX(op): 11:47pm On Apr 20, 2011
Pls i mean d new bettle , thnx grin grin grin grin
AutosI Need A Volkswagen Bettle Urgently. by GLOBALX(op): 11:44pm On Apr 20, 2011
Hi Nairalanders,I need a volkswagen beetle,pls give info about the yr and price, also pls ,i will appreciate if i can see the picture.thanks.
AutosRe: I Need A Volk Wagen Bug [mellenium Beetly] Any Year Model For N400-500k by GLOBALX: 6:19am On Apr 20, 2011
Pls send me the picture,yr and model too.I am also interested. iteexxx@gmail.com (urgent)
AutosRe: Looking For Audi Engine 2.7t by GLOBALX: 11:30pm On Apr 19, 2011
Hi folks,

Read through your post and the conversation that ensued.Please i need an advice,I am planning to buy one Audi a6 1999/2000 model from germany.I do not know anything about car engine.I chose this car cos of the look,its elegant and style.I´m i making the right choice? is it very expensive to maintain?.I do not live in Nigeria,i only want to get it so i can have something to drive every 2 week or 1 month that i will be using in nigeria when ever i travel down.So i do not forsee to much pressure on the car.
Pls advice.
Thanks.
CrimeRe: Seeing Another Man Tap Your Wife's Buttocks(what Do You Do)? by GLOBALX: 10:05am On Feb 24, 2011
ZIM DRILL:
Quote from: Mrs.Chima on
February 16, 2011, 02:51 PM
He should have TAP THE MAN
that tapped his wife. The man
could have been her supervisor
or the owner of the business
where she work. She didn't
want to make a big deal out of
it because she knew the person
and if she felt it was out of
turn she would have simply told
the guy not to do it.
you are crazy
so the guy should get away
with it becoz he is her boss?
would you love it if your hubby
is rubbed his cock by his female
work mates or boss
Mrs Chima must be very brilliant,she would be a good judge too.I would also love to ask people about her at her work place.God loves a cheerful giver.I´m certain you´ll have a very good relationship without your boss,hopefully, he´s male. grin grin grin
CrimeRe: Seeing Another Man Tap Your Wife's Buttocks(what Do You Do)? by GLOBALX: 9:25am On Feb 23, 2011
I wonder what the girl's father, brothers, and male cousins have to say about her getting a black eye for being tapped on the arse.
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This Mrs Chima sef na waaa,you will even crucify a man for screaming too loud if he catches another man blowing his wife.really pathetic,who cares about her family?she should tell her father another man was busy tapping her damn sorry ass in the office and her husband was angry because she enjoyed it. grin grin tongue
CrimeRe: Seeing Another Man Tap Your Wife's Buttocks(what Do You Do)? by GLOBALX: 6:20pm On Feb 21, 2011
A married woman should always learn to respect herself.No matter how familiar you are with people in your work place,you should never allow your relationship with them get to the level of some other person tapping your ass.You should respect your husband and create the impression of decency around you.What do you feel other co-workers will think about the lady,cheap?.The man may not be able to control his anger but its so funny how women now hide under the idea of ´´never beat a woman´´.I will never do that neither will i support anyone in that line but let the truth be said at all times.Women should not potray themselves cheap.If a guy could hit your ass in public and all you could do is to laugh and run around abt it then there is every possibility that the same guy can attempt to kiss the lady secretly and may eventually get away with it. grin grin grin
The husband over reacted but as for me I WILL NEVER EVER TAKE IT.
TravelRe: Study In Finland In September: Tuition Free! by GLOBALX: 8:11pm On Feb 18, 2011
I live in finland, person wey no go no know, grin grin grin grin grin grin
Nairaland GeneralDarin Is Dead. by GLOBALX(op): 9:23pm On Apr 22, 2010
Its so sad, DAGRIN,one of Nigeria´s music icon died some hours ago,May his soul rest in PEACE.
CelebritiesRe: Da Grin Was Drunk On The Night Of His Fatal Accident. by GLOBALX: 9:20pm On Apr 22, 2010
dagrin is dead, r.i.p dagrin, save trip to the bossom of ur creator.
FamilyRe: What Would U Do If Ur Brother-inlaw Slapped U by GLOBALX: 5:13pm On Feb 16, 2010
I do not believe this story jare, slap cos of english, what led to the slap, something must have happened far more than the grammar thing.Abeg he be like say this ur thread na just cooked up story or you havent given us d details enough. huh huh huh grin grin
TravelRe: General U.S.A (student) Visa Enquiries by GLOBALX: 3:42pm On Jan 13, 2010
@AROY 1
Tnx alot i appreciate your concern.Still havent heard from them,i await their judgement, i look unto God to give me victory.Let his will be done
TravelDv 2010 Lottery: I Need Your Advice. by GLOBALX(op): 7:08pm On Jan 12, 2010
Hello everyone,

I am a regular reader of this forum and i really must say you guys are doing a great job.I will like to seek your advice as regard my present visa situation here in Finland where i study and reside.I was selected as one of the winner of america dv lottery 2010.i actually applied for my visa at the american embassy here in helsinki.
I´ve been invited for several interviews at least 3 times and faced with all manner of questions which of course i was able to answer correctly to the best of my knowledge.

During my last interview,the consular asked several questions concerning whom i will stay with as stated on the form i submitted,the questions were extreme and i was´nt sure of why he would only centre on this.

However,he asked me to forward the phone number of this person to the official email but alas,the number with me has refused to get through and i haven't been able to speak with the person lately(It keeps saying number not in use check the number and dial again) .i do not have her email and all effort to contact her recently has been fruitless.I became worried but i sent the number to the embassy like that but informed them that i suspect a problem must have occurred with the number.In the email i sent to the embassy,i informed them that if the contact will pose any delay asper the issuance of my visa or as regards any investigation to ascertain that i will be homed in the state,i included my uncle name and location in the email as another option which i have.

Now,my grey area is that will the embassy consider the new option i gave(my uncle) since he was´nt on the form i submitted originally, will the embassy not conclude may be something is fishy and that i gave a wrong phone number intentionally (the number i gave was the real number i had, ´have got nothing to hide).

Will the new contact be seen as an alteration of the original information i gave to them.

However,i became worried because the consular asked me almost 3 times if i paid the person asper her address and as regard the fact that she will accommodate me.(She is a distant family friend)

He also checked my passport,saw have been denied b4 for a student visa to uk (2ice) wil this have any effect.

- I really would like to know if i still stand a chance of getting the visa.I am a student here in Finland but would love to have the DV visa for future purposes.

- In case anything happens,do i have the right by law to protest the decision?

Thanks in anticipation of a reasonable response.
TravelRe: General U.S.A (student) Visa Enquiries by GLOBALX: 4:16pm On Jan 12, 2010
Hello everyone,

I am a regular reader of this forum and i really must say you guys are doing a great job.I will like to seek your advice as regard my present visa situation here in Finland where i study and reside.I was selected as one of the winner of america dv lottery 2010.i actually applied for my visa at the american embassy here in helsinki.
I´ve been invited for several interviews at least 3 times and faced with all manner of questions which of course i was able to answer correctly to the best of my knowledge.

During my last interview,the consular asked several questions concerning whom i will stay with as stated on the form i submitted,the questions were extreme and i was´nt sure of why he would only centre on this.

However,he asked me to forward the phone number of this person to the official email but alas,the number with me has refused to get through and i haven't been able to speak with the person lately(It keeps saying number not in use check  the number and dial again) .i do not have her email and all effort to contact her recently has been fruitless.I became worried but i sent the number to the embassy like that but informed them that i suspect a problem must have occurred with the number.In the email i sent to the embassy,i informed them that if the contact will pose any delay asper the issuance of my visa or as regards any investigation to ascertain that i will be homed in the state,i included my uncle name and location in the email as another option which i have.

Now,my grey area is that will the embassy consider the new option i gave(my uncle) since he was´nt on the form i submitted originally, will the embassy not conclude may be something is fishy and that i gave a wrong phone number intentionally (the number i gave was the real number i had, ´have got nothing to hide).

Will the new contact be seen as an alteration of the original information i gave to them.

However,i became worried because the consular asked me almost 3 times if i paid the person asper her address and as regard the fact that she will accommodate me.(She is a distant family friend)

He also checked my passport,saw have been denied b4 for a student visa to uk (2ice) wil this have any effect.

- I really would like to know if i still stand a chance of getting the visa.I am a student here in Finland but would love to have the DV visa for future purposes.

- In case anything happens,do i have the right by law to protest the decision?

Thanks in anticipation of a reasonable response.
PoliticsRe: REPORT: President Yaradua Is Dead? by GLOBALX: 5:59pm On Jan 11, 2010
[b]I believe Yara´mugun is dead, if not he should have responded by now, atleast his wife and the foolish ambassador should have said something again.However Muttalab should have bombed our Lie.ders(just like d hausa´s will pronounce it) (LEADERS), Rather than his stupid attempt on innocent people.

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