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I hit my head on the floor when dem born me, but you still enter the pikin thread Dey claim head boy.

The same boy matter choke you sotey you say uk go humble am

Make I leave you and your worshippers. After all, ApC get die hard fans, and e get why.

Small girl wey e parents send come do undergraduate course, a few years later, she asks for help online based on finance. Keeper of d gates of uk say d family no plan.

LaXxOnebody:
Dont let your IHS fee waste. Book an appointment with your GP and get a referral to a wellness specialist.

You can also check if your employer has Employee Wellness schemes.

May you find what you're looking for but not with me.

Continue Dey lick old papa poo, you hear?
That’s if you yourself no be old papa wey no too wise.

I know your type

amorprincesa:
Please house, say at the start of a month, a bank offers overdraft, can I take it and then pay it all back at the end of the month? Do I have to be paying interest everyday or everything will be at month end? Please how does it work?

Call the bank that gave you this offer.

If I was offered a OD by my bank and don’t understand, I would Speak to the bank directly, asking for proper breakdown of the OD.

You would get the proper response and get further information.

🫶

babajeje123:
Sir, read between the lines. Motivation for them as they are settling down in the UK. Why are you angry? Chill brother.

angry?

babajeje123:
Bro, I see Lexusgs430 as a guy who doesn't carry the whole world on his chest, probably why he douses tensions with his jokes. Sometimes, the jokes are dry sef . But to be candid we need people like him in our virtual spaces just like we all have people like that around us that would make us laugh while crying. So relax, sir.

His opinions are most times not entirely bad. Rent money is a dead money is what I used to convince my madam about getting a mortgage here. We calculated the rent paid in our 3 years here and we found out we were paying someone's mortgage. While I agree with you this may be difficult for new comers however it should be some sort of motivation for them.

Oga Lexus, thanks for all you do here. Please show more empathy when people share their issues. Let there be empathy In-between the jokes, sir. Same thing with aunty Zahra29 Suella

It's horrible typing on palasa phone. Dash me your phone oga Lexus

motivation for them to run faster than Dey can?

gmacnoms:
@lexusgs430

One of the ones wey dem forget to cleanup

”uk never humble me and will never.

Yes, challenges come, it it’s been a roller coaster.

I sure say you see the last update wey I share Abi?

topellycategory:
I will not dig any past post for you,deep inside you know very well , you can't come around to manipulate things.

Why you continue your usual act is because you can get away with it on this forum.

@lexusgs430

One of the ones wey dem forget to cleanup

wonlasewonimi:
Dude, gtfoh

Obviously, comprehension hard you. You’d be ashamed at your comment, if you actually go back and read. You could as well ask someone beside you to help you with comprehending what I wrote

Akpamu. Dey dere Dey lick old man bum bum

Someone came in recently and got a 60k+ job. Then next thing, profiling don start.

Ignoring the fact that, that’s an outlier.

How many people also get “16 years of professional experience?”

Even the one wey don Dey here since the days of mmetuselah no even see that kind money, not to talk of someone who just came in.

Finally, whatever stage you are in the relocation phase, enjoy every moment, grow through it and keep seeking for better welfare for yourself as much as you want.

And Mr. Knowknow, try Dey rest. Everybody go enjoy the benefits of this land in due time. If anyone needs info and tries to get it here, pass it and chill.

Na people wey no wan check other sources get your time. The internet is littered with every info


Ire o o

wonlasewonimi:
I don't really know what you're on about. Not long ago, a lady said she got a mortgage on this thread. Are you saying it's impossible for a Nigerian immigrant to get a mortgage?
Dude.. Hatred will get you nowhere.

I believe say you do comprehension for secondary school sha.

Go back and read my comment slowly again.

Zahra29:
Hear hear

Completely agree with this and similar comments by others.

I remember when I joined the thread and Lexus was exposed as the secret angel who had helped some people on the forum.
He regularly answers questions and proffers advice. Maybe it's the feeling that his advice comes from a place of comfort that irks some? Though they forget that he's gone through his own struggles in the past.

I documented my journey on Nairaland. Baba and e asslicker flood my thread claiming “owners and guiders of the uk”

That’s when I even discovered himself and his “**sl*cks.

descarado:
That is.
Lexusgs430 of all people.
That's what happen when you don't pay your tithe.

The best financial decisions I've made here was from what that guy said. Out of experiences,he dropped statements and anytime I am online, I will pick them. That is part of street smartness. We get the education free here and yet we are complaining. That's the education you will never get in school.

Na you wey lazy normally. So, you travel from one continent to another just to get info from Lexus of how to go about life Abi? If that’s the case, then you need growing up. Information is littered all over the internet for anything you need to know. Na Una just Dey rate 1 star

Dappy25:
I understand that Lexusgs430 finds humour in everything and some people might not like that understandable. But there is no evidence to accuse him this way. I’ve been following this thread since 2022 and he has been providing lots of advice and information, things more experienced UK people won’t even bother with.

His advice with getting life insurance is one I took and I’m happy I did because I’m almost in a bleak medical situation now.

make just wise undelete all his comments on my threads and my quotes.

wonlasewonimi:
The rent is dead money stance is meant to encourage people to channel their efforts into getting a mortgage as you can build up equity whilst paying back the loan. Damn! so many snowflakes these days.

So, you mean a Nigerian would come here, have the ability get mortgage, then continue paying rent?

Zahra29:
Where is Justwise ohhhhhh....the class is getting too rowdy 😭

As usual, he’ll come cleanup everything. Same way he deleted my quotes and his responses severally, because I say things at face value.

dupyshoo:
How did you come to the conclusion that his usual comment regarding "rent money as dead money" is pushing some people to see themselves as failures? Evidence on the property forum says otherwise.

Na toddler suppose Dey reason that statement.

Like I said then, come in, pay your rents , enjoy what you pay for. When time is right, you’d effortlessly get your mortgage.

“Rent money is dead money”

Make dem kukuma go sleep for under bridge na.

ehizario2012:
At least three (3) people here have now shared their very thoughts on Lexusgs430's conducts and I am glad one is a naturalized British citizen (person wey see road well.)

I first came across this Lexusgs430 moniker on a Car thread years ago, had some respect for him but he's a totally different entity in this UK living thread. It's as though he wants to continually bully people and show off his citizenship... While many might keep quiet, jump and pass, I am not like that. I'll say it to his face, that's how I was made. Lexusgs430 moniker deserved to be seen for who he is.

He's also the one who called rent money dead money, almost pushing some people to see themselves as failures because they paying rent. I'm glad he shot himself in the foot and confessed he enjoyed student loans, public funds etc in his early days... Much like a grown cock preventing cockerels from growing. I like the response somebody gave on this thread last year saying something like "nobody can stop new immigrants from entering UK, the oldies should get used to it."

I am not tracking lexusgs430 or have any personal interest in him, but just as he has a right to say whatever, I have a right to challenge whatever. I'm not even asking him to stop, but he should be seen for who he is. He claims he helped people out of depression?? Is that not funny?? It's not only Lexus, the other ones who act as though they sat down with home office to draft the immigration policies too know themselves.

This thread is meant to encourage people, not discourage people and push them to depression! Come off it.

Person wey Dey form agba knower, senior stayer and longest living Nigerian in the uk. Neighbour dash am two bicycle, e no fit dash one here. And he comes to flaunt million credit cards and infinite credit score, quick to “I don almost pay my mortgage” like say e concern my grand papa.

Baba, you no get rating.

Apart from advise (which is even available and open on the net), nothing else you get to offer anybody here.

Everyone who comes here, in due time, would get everything that’s obtainable.

@lexusgs430 try dey chill

Na visitor everybody be.

LaXxOnebody:
Guy before you point fingers, review your self.

Some of your comments can be termed as something else.

Dem no mention you, take what you can, ignore what you can't and march on.

It'd be great if you dropped the intolerance.

'...shut it..' Shutter Island ni.

they like poopoo for there

Lexusgs430:
I have never said such..... Everyone got their race to run ...... I won't occupy your space, likewise you would never occupy mine........😜😁

Don't forget, everyone is telling their stories/frustrations......🔥🤔😂

baba, you have said it. You showed the type of person you are when I created my thread and started commenting here.

I have on several occasions, responded to you without sugar coating anything. Something, many of your worshippers shy away from.

The internet is there for everyone to learn every single thing they need in this uk. Remember I told you “ I no fit bow down for cow because I wan chop suya”

Remember I told you “ you’d wait Taya to hear my any bad news and I sail differently and shine brightly?”

You no get single rating for my side.

Lexusgs430:
I still love you ...... 😂😜

If the £20 is upsetting you ...... How would you feel if I told you that, the UK government gave me free grant to attend university, gave me housing allowance + topped it up with student loans .........😁😂

And you still Dey support ApC o 😁.

AgentXxx:
Your head Dey there. Any piece of advice for him as elder so e no go enter trouble

That’s a risky venture. Tell am make e no give village people loopholes sha

profemebee:
While we wait for experienced answers to this, pls convince her that going back to Nigeria should always be an option.. even if it is the last resort.. i wish her well

I can only imagine her situation. I wish her well too

nolarex:
I have some money aside to pay my house rent plus bills for 3 or more months.
The real question I think I have is if the business can comfortably generate enough profit to continue to pay my house rent and shop rent plus bills which would be a little over 2k monthly. More like I want to know the profitability in such a business or if I should do another kind of business.

For me, and from my experience. If I have 20k to start a business, I would only start with 2k. Meaning, for me to want to start a business with 20, I should have at least 80/120k.

You can explore the business with 1k or 2k. For me, I wouldn’t rent a shop yet. I’ll explore other means to sell ( get a social media presence), register the business, setup an online image and presence.

You have identified your market, go for them from local marketing and the basics.

Explore the little ways you can, to start the business with just 10% of your 20+.

Then progress from there.

Fyne Anita

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claremont:
Best time to build a house in Nigeria is now.

The best time to have nothing to do with Naira or investment in Naira is now

mex551:
check Temu

avoid Temu 😁

gmacnoms:
Hello. Have you been able to resolve this?

I’m having this same issue

Apparently, when I tried registering some time ago, it showed errors, but my data was taken.

My challenge was, I wasn’t receiving the Otp to enable me retrieve my mail.

I opted out of “DND” on my glo, and that was it. The OTP started coming in to my line.

Kelz052:
Please what is wrong with this site, I have been trying to my police clearance certificate since Jan 5 and it keep showing error uptill now. Please is there any other way, please help

Hello. Have you been able to resolve this?

I’m having this same issue

Nelsmannnnnnnnn:
To the seniors in the house, please I need tips and help in this Youkay job market.

I've been applying for jobs basically in the finance field both in the private and public sector but I haven't gotten any invite for interview. It's been over six months and no single interview. In fact the only interviews have gotten are jobs related to care.

I have changed tactics severally, and it seems no positive. I have ensured there is no gap in my employment history, I have matched the job requirement to align with my CV, send cover letters, apply directly from company's website but no call for interview. I have over six years experience in finance and accounting, qualified and in managerial position but even if I apply for lower rated finance role, still no call. It's frustrating the hell out of me.

Gurus in the corporate sector here, pls assist and advise. Is there something I'm not doing right?

I know you have tried all, but just incase yu haven’t.

Indeed, Glassdoor , google “keywords” jobs near me, total jobs, cv-library. The first 3 🔥

Search with your keywords constantly.

If you think your cv needs help?
Resume-now dot com 👉 does magic

All the best

dustydee:
I agree with Lexusgs430. It is inconceivable that the sponsors did not know that the exchange rate will be unstable. The sponsor can transfer her to one of the private universities in Nigeria to finish her education since exchange range disparity is the issue.
Again, planning is the key.

so, as at 2019, you knew by 2023, pounds will be at 1700 and counting?

Lexusgs430:
Hence people should be more prepared, NEVER hang your UK survival on miracles, prayers, vigil, fasting, friends, family, enemies, village people, GFM, wing or hope ........ 😂😜

4 years ago, one pound was between 340/390

A family planned to send their child for an undergraduate course abroad. Within the space of another 4 years, same Exhange is looking at 1900.
You are here, smiling and shinning teeth, that Dey did not plan. Agba planner

Goddys:
Does it come with visa sponsorship?

I be citizen