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MrsShodimu:
Awwww set that p

Na learn I dey learn oo

MissTechy:
Yayy we have something in coming

.. Maybe we should chat more and find out if we have other things in common apart from being shy

MissTechy:
X_X I am shy

I am shyer/shier/more shy than you

Summoning all the courage in me to upload this

MissTechy:
To download the PRO version of the app for free kindly visit misstechy . com . Thanks

I don dey trip for misstechy small small

babeface3:
I remember using a liquid soap I bought in an Italian supermarket as a body cream for almost one year before my German roommate that could read Italian discovered my folly. Same thing with packaged dog food in an attempt to try new thing

Whats your own experience?

I bought shampoo after being told it was cream at a Turkish supermarket. Used it for one week before I realized

chucky234:
Source: www.higherperspectives.com/reincarnation-signs/

This feels like me

Twaci:
This election has gotten everyone's nerves all tuned up, so lemme lighten the atmosphere with these crazy things girls do to get a guy's attention.

Here we go:

1. Sucking in of tummy.
Girls, how many of you will say u have not done this? Even subconsciously? You are walking down the street with your friends and you see this very cute guy with his peeps and all of a sudden, u push your tummy in and push ur chest out.....and catwalk. Don't lie, we all do it.

2. Asking for stupid favours on a regular basis.
"Um, can u help me with your pen?" You have about three pens in your purse and might not even need it in the class, but just to get his attention, out of all your friends around u, you tap him gently and in the sweetest voice possible ask for his pen. Not just pen. You ask for salt, help with the light bulb, his book.....even broom sef!

3. Going against his opinions in a open conversation.
Even I am guilty of this . In an open conversation in class or group hangout, he says something and u immediately go against it vehemently. You wan form say you get your own opinions....in other words, independent and we all know guys love Independent women, don't we?

4. Hateful attitude.
He sits beside u and u frown your face. You pass him and his friends and say hi to them all except him. You create the illusion that u don't like him...while u wither all up inside when u hear his voice. (NLand girls do this a lot )

5. Phonetics.
U immediately switch to phonetics whenever he is around. U talk through your nose, forming oral english teacher just to create the impression that u are classy. Most times, it all turns up fake and funny as it would seem u are talking through your nose. "Puh-lease car-n yuh jas be ya-self?".

6. Bumping into him.
Classic move, never goes wrong. You see this cute yummy-looking guy walking your way, u 'accidentally' bump into him and fall. "Oh! Am sorry dear. Are u okay?". In the sweetest voice and brightest smile, "Yeah, thanks....". According to movies, that always leave a lasting impression. Guys does it?

That's all I have dearies. Lets hear yours

Speaking of sarcasm, I think I just found her
Hello twaci

expert101:
Nigeria Ladies Love it Big, Thick hard to fill the punny when intimacy begins. You can stay on Nairaland and facebook and toast a girl. The real romance is in the bed room when you pull off your clothes.

woman will use words such as friendship, relationship, endearment, and tenderness. Given the same question, a man will answer with one of the shortest words in the English language—sex. For him, physical oneness and affirmation of his manhood equal romance.

Does the lady get excited and want to touch what she sees to confirm her eyes or she waves her head and laugh in disappointment?

Here is the FACT...

Big joysticks gave better orgasms, thereby creating deeper bonds and enhancing reproductive success.

So size matters to compliment the romance.

Look at more facts:

The average depth of a female vagina is 2.7-5.83 inches, though they expand when sexually aroused and can potentially grow several inches deeper. The average width of a vagina is 1.88-2.48 inches.
The average length of the human penis when erect is 5.1-5.9 inches long and 4.8 inches in circumference.

Size matters to spice up the romance in bed that is the crux of the matter.

visit www.naijapleasures.com to add value to your sexual life

Lies...
If a guy has a big dick and doesn't know how to use it to pleasure a woman, of what use is his dick?
Guys should stop this overrated big dick thingie.



PS: Am over 8", not bragging. The real difference is knowing how to use what you have

MissTechy:
Lol . why are you surprised?

It's rare.
I mean girls into tech stuff and games

I have so many reasons why I should date a shy and introvert guy which I believe many of you forumites will agree to. Usually we ignore the shy and introvert guys, and date the confident, thug looking, rich, tall and ugly guys. The latter kind of guys are not usually the best in my opinion. Have you ever thought about dating a shy guy? There are so many different benefits and you'll be glad you did.

1. They are less intimidating
Confident and extrovert guys can be so intimidating because they surrounds themselves with all kinds of girls and bad manners. Shy guys are less intimidating. They are very gentle and meek and are less likely to reject you. This is one big reason to start rolling along with a shy guy. You'll love them.

2. It’s easy to make them blush
Shy guys have the tendency to blush easily with the slightest of compliments. Just compliment them about their looks and appearance and you'll see the magic of their blush. That really melts my heart a lot unlike the confident and rough guys who will only say a "thank you". That's even if they say it at all. Try dating a shy guy today. You'll love 'em

3. Shy guys won’t cheat on you
Shy guys will never cheat on you. Relationship cheating is what many girls hate and shy and introvert guys will never stoop so low to have another girl behind you but reverse is the case for confident and extrovert guys. They like to explore anything they see with boobs and big behinds even if its not human . Confident and extrovert guyz are just so awkward. You'll never like them. I prefer the introvert guys. They'll always stick to you.

4. They are so true, real and genuine
Me loves these set of guys because they are so true to themselves. They will never deceive you. They are just so charming and will never lie to you.

5. They are good listeners.
Shy and introvert guys are just awesome for one thing. They are extremely good listerners. Never will they counter you in any discussion or disrupt the flow of the discussion. All these adorable guys do is listen, listen, listen and listen. Unlike the extrovert guys who will just keep shouting to the extent that other people around you will hear the content of your discussion . Shy guys will never stoop so low to that extent. They are always very quiet and meek.

6. They don't party, drink nor smoke.
I'm begining to convince you that shy guys are cool right ? Another reason you should date a shy guy is that they don't engage in party, alcohol or weed. They being an introvert will not even allow them such bad manners. Reverse is the case for the confident guys. They'll make sure they engage in all sort of party. They being an extrovert makes them to boast about the latest and most expensive wines and alcohols they've tasted, they amount of weed the smoke daily and the number of girls they've had sex with from funmi to funke to fumilade to fumilayo That's crazy isn't it ? Shy guys are just so cool to themselves. They don't need to brag about anything. Whatever happens never leaks out.

7. Shy and introvert guys are very educated and very intelligent.
This is very true. Shy guys are very educated and very intelligent. They being very intelligent leaves them with no time for social activities. They are so charming. Date an introvert today and you'll be glad you did. I had one as a boyfriend and I wish I had him back.
Feel free to add yours.

Where to find a shy guy.
1: Shy guys are very easy to find. If you are still in the university, you can find them at the back seat of your classroom. When others are gones after a lecture, shy guys always remain alone, sitting down, alone with their thought. This is always your best time to approach them. Just compliment him on anything and watch him blush. They are very friendly.

2: During your NYSC.
During your service year, you'll find many of them at the orientation camp. I had sweet experiences with one during my NYSC days. He was so sweet and charming. You'll always find them at the back of the crowd doing almost nothing. They just stand there and clap for others engaging in one task or the other. They are very gentle set of people so don't mind them for not partaking in activites. They don't want to look rough like the extrovert guys. Those of you going for NYSC batch c come november 2014, watch out for the shy guys. You'll love them.

3: During church service
These awesome set of beings are easy to find during church service. They always sit at the back, rarely dance when its time for offering and they rarely come out to give testimonies because they are shy. Isn't that cool ? Unlike the extrovert guys that will even go the awkward length of dancing shoki and skelewu during church service . Shy guys will never do this . Oh how can I even forget the way they blush when you ask them questions during sunday school. They are so adorable.
Feel free to add yours.

How to know if a guy is shy and an introvert.

Its very easy to spot these sweet guys. They will always blush at every single thing you say. Another way to spot them is to monitor their movements. Never will you see a shy guy going out unnecessarily. They are always indoors and only come out with their charming self at night. These people are just so cool. Date one today and you'll be glad you did. I can testify to this. We dated for years and sweet memories still ring in me.
Feeel free to add yours.

Source: myself and written for nairaland forum members and guests.

So am a shy guy. I don't get the ladies cos am also introverted, how is this supposed to help me?
No pun intended

Lala247:
Hmm why me

Who told u i look after ppl.

If you are looking after people, put me on ze list

rokiatu:
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WTF shes saying that she was blessed with it. LOL is it real?

Rokiatu your own is what I need

YOU

pinkiecutie:
all those ones i underlined are no no for me...even though i am a girl...ma bf dey play am na

Stop hating

Gamer girl

Are those viruses

juzo98:
Will dey(esp fifa 15) run smoothly on a system with d following specs-4th gen core i3(4030u),intel hd graphics 4400,4gb ram,1.9ghz?

If it doesn't run smoothly you can download gamebooster (razer cortex) from razerzone.com

uwuana:
pls is this laptop good for gaming ? Asus X553M Intel Processor, 500GB, 4GB Win 8.1 because I want to buy this lappy,pls I nid your response.

It depends on what you want to use the laptop for.
If it's just for office work, it's OK but with time it will get slow. For gaming, not recommended.
I will advice getting a system with Intel core i3 processor as a minimum level entry for office work and/or the core i7 for gaming

uwuana:
pls is this laptop good for gaming ? Asus X553M Intel Processor, 500GB, 4GB Win 8.1 because I want to buy this lappy,pls I nid your response.

It depends on what you want to use the laptop for.
If it's just for office work, it's OK but with time it will get slow. For gaming, not near
I will advice getting a system with Intel core i3 processor as a minimum level entry for office work and/or the core i7 for gaming

afolag:
pes 2014 plz

Pro Evolution Soccer 2015 is out and it's about 6Gb. You can download it from torrent

You need a new charger. If you are buying a new one, make sure it is acer or you might end up with the same problem

Hope they didn't scam you