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html14java:
I don't wanna say whats on my mind

Am reading your mind, it's saying an 11th health benefit of cucumber.

Speak my daughter

Rukkydelta:
ok.....do you have any suggestions ?

http://m.wikihow.com/Become-Taller-Naturally

And try vertically striped clothes, you'll look taller.

Height is also a function of genetics

halfricanadian:
i wanna donate my climbing to his ministry

I can donate mine too, as a priest of...

halfricanadian:
i'm coming to climb u just wait let me get my Love Machine

Yeye, him dey find who to climb jare

Rukkydelta:
Yes, I have

You know how the guy was stretched, let's look for a way to stretch you like that, you'll be taller for sure

Rukkydelta:
I'm making 17 by may this year and my dream height is 6ft

Have u watched legend of the seeker?

Rukkydelta:
Bad belle is allowed...is allowed

Ah ah nau, why would I do bad Belle for fine geh

How many inches have you added?

Rukkydelta:
Good day I'm 16 years old currently 5'65ft tall. I really want to know the ways that I can grow taller, I just want to be atleast 6.0ft tall

Ask God

Mimido2:
having small boobs is better....and its also portable

Please explain

JoaHynppes:
Too many ugly b*tches on nairaland!

Modified

Y'all nairaland ladies deal with it . ...many of you are so so ugly! I manage liking some pics, but Pls don't let does 'likes' deceive you. Nairaland guys ain't truthful.

What is beauty without common sense?

rosalieene:
y u cut off your head for ur dp naw.
Everyone should be proud of their selves and post their pix.

Nice profile picture

Rukkydelta:
a girl

Yeye

Dfinex:
it's not silent joor....that sign shows up whenever u are at of network coverage, that's to say when there's no network that is the sígn u will see and as such u can call nor browse.

Depending in the android OS and its configuration, it could mean different things.
In CyanogenMod, it's a do not disturb sign
In TouchWiz, it's what you just said

Everybody dey correct, Na to much techno and Chinese made in Nigeria dey cause all the disagreement

Vikky014:
Dey fink wtout dem we can't survive,dey fink it is a must 4 us to marry dem,dey always ask dis silly questn(do u fink any man will marry u wt dis type of character?)Add urs#Winks#

Like all of them think the sane way,. Stop stereotyping

Vikky014:
dts cool. i'm an extrovert but mumsy is trying so hard to turn me to an introvert bt it wont work

You seem introverted, no pun intended

Xbeeshop

Nairaland flashing news just like CNN
These girls still waiting on my BVN
Hoes will be hoes but I ain't talking farm tools
If she wanna sue me, OK, that's cool
Xbeeshop got the flow packing, he's the school
These rappers learning, you know they get schooled
Am still fasting, cause I eat these rappers for food
Breakfast, lunch and dinner, and tell em life's good
Always on fire, Gmekx is never cooled
Got them heated up, send them packing with my goons
Street life, the oils she giving me is crude
I'll take it how I see it, I ain't laying with no dude

Niggas be broke for life and they talking money stacking
Quote a full page, their idiocy gets my brain racking
In the blink of an eye, there fb page am hacking
Hoping to find something good but it's kobos they're packing
Shit is all good, lying is allowed
Bahd guys be lying to be the sacred cow
Bad bitches lies to stop their pockets drought
Just do it, till it becomes a goal disallowed

Xbeeshop

Nairaland flashing news just like CNN
These girls still waiting on my BVN
Hoes will be hoes but I ain't talking farm tools
If she wanna sue me, OK, that's cool
Xbeeshop got the flow packing, he's the school
These rappers learning, you know they get schooled
Am still fasting, cause I eat these rappers for food
Breakfast, lunch and dinner, and tell em life's good
Always on fire, Gmekx is never cooled
Got them heated up, send them packing with my goons
Street life, the oils she giving me is crude
I'll take it how I see it, I ain't laying with no dude

Niggas be broke for life and they talking money stacking
Quote a full page, their idiocy gets my brain racking
In the blink of an eye, there fb page am hacking
Hoping to find something good but it's jobs they're packing
Shit is all good, lying is allowed
Bahd guys be lying to be the sacred cow
Bad bitches lies to stop their pockets drought
Just do it, till it becomes a goal disallowed

Xbeeshop

Two things on my mind, money and my pen
I know you're a monster, locked up in a den
Am Daniel, like the Kings Messiah
Am in the game with a different kind of fire
Spit harder than an active volcano
Going hard on these bars like am playing the piano
They get lost in my head, it's a fucking labyrinth
Crack the code, am just as jealous - labrinth

Damn, my pen is getting dry and the inspiration is lacking
I don't need to puff, but they know i cum with the heat am packing
These niggas are off their grind, you can tell that they slacking
Gmekx twist the lyrics that send their brains racking
Am the god on the mic, coming with the vengeance
Haters catching feelings, I've been pulling on their emotions
Hit the ground running but Charle why the Bleep you lying
Ugly as all hell but I got your mom's dying
Inside, she wanna make sure her walls get oiled
But am Joseph to her antics, still unspoiled
Now they'll come for me but I'll put em in a pot to boil
When am done, they'll respond faster than a guns recoil
They know I don't need to get my hands soiled
Two fingers to their chest they flatter than thin foils

ilevic:
This is how some men lose their destiny unknowingly. When a man who is supposed to b the head put his head under a woman's punny. Some men dont know how wicked some parents in law can be. I pity his life cycle.

What if he puts it ontop

Hommiehova


Will beast out on Y'all till Y'all hide on back trailers
They ain't need to cry, I know they all wailers
Cash in our back pocket, hit the bar and they hail us
Drink to our success, the gods of the moment
Find the turning forces, but hard work is silent
Now the girls all around like zombies
I hate to call em dummies
White washed faces and they cronies
You know with foundation and its homies
I know they all fake, cos they chasing greens
But I go all Drake, am chasing dreams
They hate when I tell em stop skipping scenes
Say life is boring, but they keep on living
But Sin is sweet, so they keep sinning
She loves the letter D, so she keep splitting
He love the letter P, so he keep chasing
That's the life, Ace ain't gonna tell you right from wrong
He ain't the Bible, so just do what you want
Live for the moment, and die for the people
Be a Saint, but we all know you did evil

ladyF:
I admire tales of his wisdom, it's 2 different things

If him chyke you, you for follow am sharp sharp

ladyF:
Good for him...ntor!!! He had a wife at home, yet he was still chooking his something inside another woman. Shey as she don pour pepper on top, him eye go clear.

Say NO to adultery. One man, one wife, 0 side chick!!!

It's [size=15pt]LadyF[/size] again

But you still like SOLOMON, one Man. 700 WIVES 300 SIDECHICKS

divinelove:
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Just go n sleep

Iyamar:
Congrats Toke mankiwa. Check My own makeup o maybe someone will call me also. I am beautiful

You surely know your way around a kit. I always admire good makeup when I see it, more grease

Europija:
Hello all ..I have been with my bf for 5 years and he was really broke n had alot stress...he hit me once in my face n threw me out of house in middle of night...should i forgive him??

Worst case scenario: http:///Dp1ZiF


You can still turn back now

Y'all are just too raw. Nice answers tho