₦airaland Forum

Abeg who get the match scores? Can't wait to see how the juju worked. Who has the behind the scenes for the match

passionatebae:
U go fit wait this long b4 u go drive latest car of that year?
I wish u well

If I hear

obembet:
Use ur head

I been drop my head for ya house

Old men them

martineverest:
sisha smoke inhaled in 100x more than cigar...its far far more deadly than cigarette

Tell that to the Arabians. Meanwhile do you mean cigar or cigarettes?

In this recession

Meanwhile me sef wan sing

Annruby:
she smokes too alot

It's her life sha, there are people that smoke more than her, why didn't they make the news?

Technically she's not smoking, the title is misleading and should be edited

Since when did chilling with a hookah become smoking skills.

OP go and find people that smoke a full stick of cigarette without asking abeg. This one no be skill

sweettease:
DEATH-TRAP ALERT!

Nice signature

lustychima:
quote author=Gmekx post=52971910]Imagine the nonsense. After defaming her, now this.

God save us all from people wey get money


u just swallowed d story Hook, line and sinker


U can even believe my mum is a virgin

Well I am entitled to my opinion, last I checked

Imagine the nonsense. After defaming her, now this.

God save us all from people wey get money

darbeelicous:
Hey guys just curious though....... So i kinda noticed most guys find it difficult to say the word "I love you" most times they say "I care" so when they say that, does it mean they actually love you and don't know how to say it or something?

Might be close to love, might not be. It all depends on your relationship with the guy.

Plantain. Hehe

Make una free am, he's turning into a farmer cos our oga at the top said we should go back to farming


Reminds of a plantain farmer planting plantain in his planta.....backyard.... Error. Twisting gone wrong

Beey:
Here are reasons to run from the sweet-talking big boys from the west:

This is just stereotypical and wrong. If you've had encounters with someone bad, do not Nigerian men as one. Just like some people are bad, there are also good people. Don't loose faith cos of one bad egg. Thanks

Beey:
Here are reasons to run from the sweet-talking big boys from the west: 1.They are serious players.Based on my encounter with them and the strange stories I've heard from their fellow Nigerians,I can advise that soft-hearted girl to not even try dating one.If you can't deal with the thought of discovering a secret wife and children or condoms, hotel receipts and multiple online accounts,then you are better off on your own than with a Naija man.Run or he'll play you like a pack of cards. 2.They hold on to some traditions that make them feel entitled to have a final say in every matter.As a woman, you are to be seen and not heard.Their word is law and they'll control you like a puppeteer controls the strings of a puppet.They believe that the place of a woman is the living room, kitchen and then the other room. 3.They will treat you like an after thought and not a priority.Don't dare try to get his attention while he is watching a match with his crowd of fellow skirt chasing,heavy drinking friends.You'll very quickly realize that sports are the dearest thing to him after a heartbeat.Yes, you'll have to pet him like you pet a dog in an attempt to create friendship before you can gain access to a home. 4.They are opportunistic.These men are like a lion in search of prey to devour.Always on the lookout for the weak in the flock in order to prey on her.Be very careful to entertain them when you are vulnerable.Their tongues are sweeter than honey from out the comb.They will lead you like a sheep before it's shearer to your poverty after having milked you dry of everything valuable you had if you are not cautious.They hardly marry foreigners because they do not want a girl who cannot kneel down for their momma.So if he is promising you paradise and you have not spoken and met with any of his family members, honey he is taking you for a ride like a potential buyer test drives a car only to end up not like it and then returns it back on display after taking a ride in it.If you meet this kind, sweetie, Run like mad in the opposite direction!

This is just stereotypical and wrong. If you've had encounters with someone bad, do not Nigerian men as one. Just like some people are bad, there are also good people. Don't loose faith cos of one bad egg. Thanks

Rapmoney:
I have said it countless times that Nigerian songs these days, have little to offer to the next generation; the present Nigerian music industry has drastically reduced contemporary Nigerian music to 'beer parlor music' where no inspiration can be gotten, apart from useless lines that centre on the butts of women! This shows clearly that most of these 'music folks' lack creativity since they can't draw out inspiration from their immediate environments. Abeg, Nigerian artistes, we have been seeing female butts of all sizes and shapes even before the days of Aristotle and Confucious! Stop all these every-day boring lines of butts, butts and butts!!! Very soon, we might start having students writing BIG CASSAVA AND UKWU as anwers in their WAEC answer sheets!

In as much as this portrays the present situation Nigerian contemporary music has found itself, there are still some contemporary artistes who have maintained their musical sanity with inspirational lines. Some might not be popular but listening to their songs awakens your spirit. Below are the artistes:

1) 2FACE IDIBIA

2) GINO

3) BLACK MAGIC

4) MODE 9

5) MI

6) DARE ART ALADE

7) ASHA

8. TIMI DAKOLO

9) 9ICE

10) KOREDE BELLO

Sorry guys, I wanted to add Terry G to the list but I was afraid what Nairalanders would do to me!!!

Am sorry bro, but where's BRYMO, He sure deserves to take the number 1 spot

Waiting for the other ones to continue

Someone will still blame someone.

Let's fight corruption by being corrupt.

There was a country

Make Nigeria Great Again

The Nigerian Communications Commission on Wednesday announced the immediate suspension of the new minimum pricing template for data services by mobile operators.
The new rate, which would have led to price increase in data for some Nigerians, was scheduled to take effect from December 1.
The NCC said the decision is to allow for further consultation.
The NCC’s decision comes a few hours after the Senate ordered a stop to the planned increase.
Details later.


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Ryocaj:
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Your rap is as long as History/
u don't knw jack.. coz u still failed history/
u and ur mentor rap alike/
D same way.. u crap alike/
u dictate notes... dis ain't rap/
No wordplay.. all u do is blab/
no hitting punchlines.. or u hit it didn't reflect/
Don't Fox wit ur Father..otiye e neva disrespect/
Coz ur a baby rapper.. i shuld change ur diapers/
Shiii ur rap god just outgrew Pampers/
Don't thank me 4 taking care of u Lil/
coz if i don't... Dettol will..

This Nigga queer

I guess you couldnt keep up with the flows, you just had to go back in time
If you ain't ball hard, it's hard to keep up with my grind
I get it, I be teaching you how to play with those words
But I still understand that you might not be smart enough to get these puns
I got a fan in Bishop, so sit down and listen to my sermon
At least you deserve a chance to roll with the greatest, hit the pm incase you wanna hear more

Ryocaj:
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Damn boy, you struggling with the language,
I get it, not everyone is priviledged
I suggest you get comfortable and get loaded on a saddle
Cos the only thing you'll be bleeping is damn paddle
Where do you cook these lines from
They sound you got em from lake Chad as it was drying up
Down boy, am tryna make friends, you tryna lay beef
Get some cow boy, learn words and puns, then come sit
With the greats, then I'll show you how sour beef tastes
Come chill with the cooks, we'll teach you how to make rhyme pastes
Then sit at the round table, you could go call your mates
That's right boy, it's a cold world son. I ain't tryna beef son
I ain't aiming for grammar, you could go get em, if you could
I believe your hassle but could your mouth run faster than it should
Then you'll know that bulls have groundnuts and silencers like they should
I'll let you think on this, you could do better than the last crap you dropped
Lord knows, if you dig deeper and stop thinking about the bleeps
You'll get it just right, stop being a creep

Ryocaj:
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That was quite slow my Nigga, guess your rap is running on some old windows xp with a pentium M to match
Goals, I'll be running train on your rap anytime any day just bring it to the gods like sacrifices on the hatch
Your best could just be done in your language, best, your versatility should be called to question
Hate to say it but you don't listen, just get yourself out of my mention

Bye

[quote author=Ryocaj post=50580969][/quote]I get it now, you really need those school books
If only you heeded the advice, you won't be by the street nooks
Doing the stuffs that the streets taught you with them street crooks
I really don't need those books when I still cooks
Did hits and punchline, you can check my kitchen
It's written in the stars, you are my kitten
A drop of milk for your troubles, I was calling attention
Now you can go to rest and stay off my mention


Xbeeshop

Ryocaj:
haha

Billion dollar rapper, no cent in his accounts
If I said you were corrupt, would that still count?
As a sin, when you expect ladies to drop their pants
A and you know your next kobo is not even in sight
Short vision, pardon me am still dreaming
This was just a common case of English
Pick the last line and freestyle off the top
Y'all took it for shit now prepare for the drop
I get it, you'll use this line someday
Am not mad, just give credit like Drake
To those who'll make you hit the billboard
Before you could even change out of your sick clothes

Just like that, div...