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missfrancess:
NAWA O,
i bought a DvD video yesterday, plugged it to
power, instead of 'HI' or 'HELLO' what i saw was
'HWFAR' i wondered. I didnt insert any disk
instead of 'NO DIST' what i saw was "DISK NO
DEY" i was getting confused but inserted a disk,
instead of loading what i saw was "E DON DEY
LOAD"
HAHA
Pls where do you think this Dvd was
manufactured? ;DNAWA O,
i bought a DvD video yesterday, plugged it to
power, instead of 'HI' or 'HELLO' what i saw was
'HWFAR' i wondered. I didnt insert any disk
instead of 'NO DIST' what i saw was "DISK NO
DEY" i was getting confused but inserted a disk,
instead of loading what i saw was "E DON DEY
LOAD"
HAHA
Pls where do you think this Dvd was
manufactured?

Buy the Naira to grow naija

prettysolid:
Hi Landers would like to have a chat with anyone staying in Boston,Darthmouth or Lowell, MA or any part of Florida .

Yup

mizlolar:
Please i need ur help. Am having challenges in area of relationship. I have the problem of ending up with men who are nothing but gold diggers. They seem good from the start but before a few months, they will turn into pests.


Please advice. I don't need abuse from you guys... Thanks

I'll be back to comment

Anayordike:
BEWARE! YOUR SMART PHONE MAY BE TEACHING YOU BAD ENGLISH

EXAMPLES : The following words are missing seriously from these smart phones/keyboards
1. Behind as” bind”
2. Vehicles = as “vicle “
3. Kehinde as “kinde”
4. Behold as “bold”
5. Apprehend as “append”
6. Household as ”housold”
7. Behave as “bave”
8. Behavior s “baviour”
9. Beheaded as “beaded”
10. Behalf as “balf”
11. Apprehensive as “apprensive” etc, etc (You can add yours as well).

The question should be, are these new ways of spelling English words? What went wrong and who is to be blamed for all these: the Phone manufacturers of the keyboard owners? What is the solution to this problem or don’t we see it as a big problem?

Please can we see some pictures cos am finding it hard to believe

Helkayklassic:
Congrats bro.. Do me a favour please...Make a photocopy of your certificate, use it to make a glass frame then look for the prophet and break it on his head.. Thanks in advance.

He's a pastor

onomefm:
Photo: What I Saw At The Premises Of Onitsha Mall


Just saw it last weekend, I don't get it. Why are they making this place to be all children affair? Mtchw.

Go and start your own shopbrand, don't make space for children to play, let's see how many parents will come around. The more the parents spend inside, the more likely they are to buy some letting.

Children can be a nuisance sometimes asking parents to buy this and buy that. What better way to expend a child's energy than to let him have fun with his mates?

Onomefm

queenoflafia:
Too harsh

What exactly where you looking for?

KashyBaby:
Ur bf got an attitude...he has no patience to deal if they're losing..he is not a superstar yet but he is acting up like a b1tch already...football is full of patience & passion and definitely ur bf can't cope with it.

U shud give him a space..if u think ur advices to him don't work coz he won't listen then walkout..if he can't control his madness then who can? Better save urself before u get lose too.

LOL. Tell her oo

When I saw review I thought it was something useful, there's nothing you put here, that I can't find on GSM arena.
What is the pro and the con of using this phone. No useful data obtained.

FYI: Release date: Feb 2016 and it was released alongside A3(2016) and A5(2016) which are cheaper and smaller (screen size mainly) but with almost same functions with respect to security

Just saying. Don't take this too hard

larisoft:
Did you know that flashshare has access to

1. Read all the text messages in your phone
2. Send messages from your phone when they want to?
3. Read your contacts list
4. Read your call log
5. Edit your call log (Making it look like you called or were called by someone)
6. Get full list of all the apps you have installed in your phone
7. Control other apps in your phone

Yes!

If you have the software called FLASH SHARE right now on your phone, then you should know that all the secrets you thought you had on your phone are sitting on someone's computers!!!

FLASH SHARE is given to you for free, but in exchange for that, they take all data about you on your phone, and sell it to anyone that is interested in finding out about you.

if you are still in doubt, open your phone settings, go to apps, open flash share, scroll down to see the permissions of this app.

You will see all the things this app can take from your phone without prompting you for permission.

If you are using your phone for anything classified? whatsoever. UNINSTALL FLASH SHARE NOW!!!!

They might as well uninstall all apps on their phone that have access to all of the above. If flash share does not have access to the listed above, how can it share. Op just stop please

mimzy:
Growing up as a Nigerian female, you're told to sit, talk, act and respond to situations in certain ways or you'll be branded as "unladylike". Women are conditioned in a certain way and most of us have adhered to these rules.

Just one question

Why is it so easy to conclude that only men have double standards?

SAINTSAMURAI:
ITS SIMPLE AS ABC. ITS A MAN'S WORLD AND U GOT TO DEAL WITH IT.

As old as you are, see what you're writing. Human being

He's the black pope with the wisdom of Socrates
Am the black hope, with bars straight up from Hades
You know the dream is always to ride a better Mercedes
But I ain't got the gold touch like King Midas
Kazna got me rolling bout confessions
Got to tell you rap is not my obsession
It's just a tool to get my peoples possession
Cos the old government, they kinda still in session

Xbeeshop got my back anyday
Ride or die night what ya say
We'll teach these rappers how to get on in this game
We ain't gon' leave it same as when we came
It's kinda revolutionary when I spit bars,
got 'em fakes locked in my scope, light em up and let em see the stars
Cos am in the zone, rap bars and spit faster than race cars,
drop em back to the earth cos I loved the view from planet mars
...

greenhulk:
Nobody offer this price any where in the world. Yes we want it to be cheap but 3,500 for 9gb? On a 4g lte? Shey u be that famous Infocenter wey dey always post his scam sme data share everyday? On top of that 5k for unlimited data lol.

Anyway all these prices are still possible. In fact it is very possible to offer 20gb for 2k, but the take is they will give u a very throttled speed, say 20kbps, make u come tell me how u go take finish the 20gb within 1 month. This is the same thing glo is doing, their plans are cheap but to make their sim browse u need to fast and pray.

Don't even say it, I pay 5k for unlimited browsing

Go and suck a dick, your gay friends are waitin'
Bishop da hottest with the flow no debating
This Gay ass rappers with no flows can't relate with
Him, cos they got their dicks in asses contemplating
If they should switch or if being Gay is just a norm
I know you confused, but rap is just like porn
I put up my Dick lines and ladies start to cum
Ace is naughty today, but you're stuck with me uh


What's with the rhymes tho, I hate rap
But the shoe fits and it kinda matches the cap
Spit on the beat and their feet start to tap
Old school, new school you know am up to that
Slow down a bit to fill up my data cap
It's April and the fools are back to that
Making jokes and they hit fp Back to back
If I call lala, they'll put me back to banned



Always Spit harder than a mountain when its cumming
You know Ace got that fire, like an old age dragon
When he flows, he goes faster than an Aston
Push em fakers to their boundaries, Ashton
Hop on to the beat, and make that song lit
No weed in my hand ✍ but I make the songs dope
They try to catch on, but they ain't physically fit
But I know their cure, hand em a bag of coke

Somebody should please woo a mod, am dying to see how it will play out

missdebs:
yes, come my dear. im waiting

I love your dreams, just incase, I was dreaming about you too

Michellla:
from grass to grace.
how creative.

LOL. Nice signature. And Happy Birthday