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Romance / Re: . by goalburner(m): 6:09pm On Sep 07, 2014
Dreyl: you won't understand bro
Pls make it fathomable. I'm younger and still need to learn more.
I know they release fluids everyday through their 'em em' which creates stinky odour to them.
Was that what you meant
Romance / Re: Ladies Are Neat Outside But Dirty Inside... by goalburner(m): 6:03pm On Sep 07, 2014
ShirelleBaby: hehehehehee,I use water only
cheii no wonder
Romance / Re: Ladies Are Neat Outside But Dirty Inside... by goalburner(m): 5:58pm On Sep 07, 2014
DBestDoc:

If you ve been washing your vagina with soap, you might have to reconsider. Just saying
why, pls i need to learn
Romance / Re: Ladies Are Neat Outside But Dirty Inside... by goalburner(m): 5:58pm On Sep 07, 2014
Frankenstein: Are you that uninformed? You still wash your vagiina with soap upon all the campaigns against it.

Better desist from that unhealthy practice.
wot happens when washed with soap
Romance / Re: Ladies Are Neat Outside But Dirty Inside... by goalburner(m): 5:47pm On Sep 07, 2014
Harbosede02: Op,watz d name of ur sch?
sis this aint about skul.
I had the experience durin my 3wks of Nysc orientation campin in Jos dis year. We were the first batch to use the newly completed hostels but still the ladies messed up theirs with shiits and bloody pads. They were forced by the soldiers to clean up their messy surroundings. Many of them even fainted durin the sanitation due to the stinky smell.
All they know about is pancakin of face nd showerin of perfumes all to cover their odour.
#Not all though, cos my gfs aint among. I'm a pro in selectin descent babes

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Romance / Re: Ladies Are Neat Outside But Dirty Inside... by goalburner(m): 5:28pm On Sep 07, 2014
chemystery: OP is on point. And that's why ladies patronize perfumes and deodorants than guys. Studies also has also revealed in their private closets, guys are cleaner and well organised than ladies
yes, they cant step outside without perfumes

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Romance / Re: What Would You Do When You Discover That Your Gf Is Circumcised? by goalburner(m): 5:14pm On Sep 07, 2014
A circumsized pusshy is like a trumpet without a mouth-piece. It should get dumped in the trash
Romance / Re: True Love Is Sacrifice, Can You Die For Your Man/woman? by goalburner(m): 5:03pm On Sep 07, 2014
Why die for her
It berra we die together
Romance / Re: . by goalburner(m): 4:52pm On Sep 07, 2014
Dreyl: True they smell like Dead rat!
haba nau...... even if they do. Never like dead rat smell.
Never!!
Romance / Re: How I Made Love To A "J" Witness Preacher(must Read!!!) by goalburner(m): 4:46pm On Sep 07, 2014
funny dude
Satellite TV Technology / Re: Q-SAT: QUEEN OF SATELLITES? by goalburner(m): 12:01am On Sep 07, 2014
Thunder fire dst* agents present here as spy. I can smell ya yanshes here. China would surely overcom una in Jesus Name Amen
Family / Re: My Wife Is Hyper Active On Nairaland by goalburner(m): 11:21pm On Sep 05, 2014
sweetgala:



Goally no try am angry, nah me be keeper whey dem want sign for there wink

Rozzay why you dey share this love nah , this your groove odikwa risky

ok am sowie sir
I dont knw you were d one she was referin to
Family / Re: My Wife Is Hyper Active On Nairaland by goalburner(m): 2:02pm On Sep 05, 2014
rozzay: Yawns with mouth wide open* were I dey since. Anyway OP wahs wrong if ur wife is here or is she doing wetin pass nlanding if not den free her o jare, me my bf dey here nd I love it
@bolded. were u referin to me?
Romance / Re: My Encounter With A Mamiwater On 3rd Mainland Bridge After Clubbing by goalburner(m): 7:57am On Sep 05, 2014
kingslayer: am not here to convince anyone to believe d story..am just saying niggas should be careful with careless chics
It berra you go find d babe cos it might turn out dat she ran mad
Celebrities / Re: Tiwa Savage Wore 'Lace Bra' & Skirt To NEA Awards (Picture) by goalburner(m): 7:44am On Sep 05, 2014
BecaciaBarbie:
Loool tell me more? What political biz hun?
hmmm.....the politics you running of course. A diligent and hardworkin Exco you are. You might suprisingly turn out to be our first female president in Nigeria.
#we for don marry dat time though
Family / Re: My Wife Is Hyper Active On Nairaland by goalburner(m): 7:22am On Sep 05, 2014
okotv: please visit my thread and kindly explain why you want to remain single
hey man, I meant single cos am not yet a family man and stil so young. Not dat I'm single findin it hard to get a partner.
I have pack of gals which I can deliver some to u in bundles if u interested. Therefore, redirect your thread somewhere else mr man
Romance / Re: Why Do Nigerian Girls Have This Mindset? by goalburner(m): 9:58pm On Sep 04, 2014
Missmossy: The reason is obvious,some girls are so damn silly anyway.
No ma'am, they aint silly. Their mindset is givin them a clearer prediction of guys intentions
Family / Re: My Wife Is Hyper Active On Nairaland by goalburner(m): 9:39pm On Sep 04, 2014
^^^^ supported.
#teamsingle
Romance / Re: Why Do Girls Prefer Much Older Guys? by goalburner(m): 9:34pm On Sep 04, 2014
Ograke: They prefer them cos they tend to be more financially balanced and buoyant than the young ones.

They've hustled through the tough times of live and are now at the shores of career and financial stability.

They only hide under the banner of "maturity" to conceal the real reason.

op here is ur answer to ur q
Romance / Re: Oh Boy, No Girl To Marry Again Oo??(pigin English Complain Thread) by goalburner(m): 9:16pm On Sep 04, 2014
ifycares: after messing up d good grls ,una goho begin dey look for fresh girls to marry,who una come leave d bad ones for
church brothers. Trust me, my brothers in chrch can marry any lady bad or good only if she becomes born again. Only for the pastor to do the needful
pastor: Bro Paul, Holy spirit told me 25 times that sister Mary.....
Romance / Re: Why Is It Difficult To Woo Guys On Nairaland? by goalburner(m): 9:01pm On Sep 04, 2014
softsparkyy:
No it means I gat to wait for those short guys to toast me since you said they are more trustworthy.
If it happens to be a nairalander then we will create our wedding thread.
I hail you too ooo.
Arent you with one already
Romance / Re: Why Is It Difficult To Woo Guys On Nairaland? by goalburner(m): 8:57pm On Sep 04, 2014
raquel23: poster Biko don't try it next time grin
cos you cant select ur heart desire doesnt mean she cant also.... Pls dont mislead her, I really like her boldness
Romance / Re: Why Is It Difficult To Woo Guys On Nairaland? by goalburner(m): 8:35pm On Sep 04, 2014
softsparkyy:
No kidding.
for u to make a trial means u gat many toasters on ur list.
I hail u oo, moreova u gat gorgeous look with ur pretty face. I guess daz d key to make trials out of guys, cos it sounds weird to me.
Is d trial victim gonna be a nairalander
Romance / Re: Why Is It Difficult To Woo Guys On Nairaland? by goalburner(m): 8:12pm On Sep 04, 2014
softsparkyy:
I will give it a trial.
trial?
ar u kiddin
Romance / Re: Why Is It Difficult To Woo Guys On Nairaland? by goalburner(m): 8:05pm On Sep 04, 2014
softsparkyy:
Hahahhahahahahah
Now this got me laughing.
How true?
very true ma'am
Romance / Re: One Word For This Pic by goalburner(m): 1:33pm On Sep 04, 2014
D guy atm go fall down sharpaly
Romance / Re: Ex-miss Nigerian UK, Dabota Lawson Falls In Love With 60+ Yrs Old Billionaire by goalburner(m): 12:11pm On Sep 04, 2014
marieolae: definitely, I'm planning on being financially independent. But there is nothing wrong with having a man who is going to compliment my financial status now is there?
smh.....
Romance / Re: Finally!! 10 How Too Woo A nairaland Lady Styly On Nairaland (playa guide) by goalburner(m): 12:06pm On Sep 04, 2014
Preceedo: Wheneva I rememba dat mary Gerimu pic, I stil dey laff.
show d link
Romance / Re: Why Is It Difficult To Woo Guys On Nairaland? by goalburner(m): 11:51am On Sep 04, 2014
rozzay:
Don't worry I won't use koboko, but if u vex me ( I go just tie ur thing to fan make una dey roll)
Cheesus Christ!
Education / Re: Ebola: Schools May Resume Mid-september – Health Minister by goalburner(m): 11:19am On Sep 04, 2014
elobyobi: tongue All those teaching corpers that have travelled, leaving us the medical and legal corpers....NTOOOOO!!! tongue
You no knw d distance ur alowee use pass ours abi

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