1.upload a picture with motor in your back (preferable jeep )
2.dont comment on thrend like " shocking picture of mary gerimu bum bum !! " its turn of !!
3.dont tell when you look her profile dont tell
4.when you meet her in 'meet up session dont greet her only, gree her and five other female girl
5.dont reply her quote five minute before !!! wait like ten minute after
6.speak correct tens and english (very important)
7.read how to get girl colds ( its my secret )
8.dont ever open thrend like " im i the cutest nairaland? " its turn of
9.if you upload picture pleas dont do duck mouth stylee pleas
10.dont be mean when you comment (if she see she ll think you are a fustrate person)

Female Girls Click Here https://www.nairaland.com/1886889/finally-10-how-woo-nairaland#26005501

Wheneva I rememba dat mary Gerimu pic, I stil dey laff.

Preceedo: Wheneva I rememba dat mary Gerimu pic, I stil dey laff.

bruv dont comment on them ( no.2 ) or you will not have a crusher on nairaland.. !!!!

bros if this na true i fort don marry on NL

fijiano202: bros if this na true i fort don marry on NL

smh. bruv you dont gerrit !!

-were is your jeep motor car in your back in your profile ?

-do you always speak correct english tens? ( broken = they will think you dont know book )

-have you read how to get girl codes ?

- finally dont be mean when you comment like your comment in up (study no.10 ) this is why you havent get crushes

lirusehn:



Why wud i wanna woo them?? To earn cash

Ego + Negative Energy !! thats yourown problem why you havent have crushes, kill ego here https://www.nairaland.com/1791752/does-well-around-girl-secret

SpaceGoat:

Ego + Negative Energy !! thats yourown problem why you havent have crushes, kill ego here https://www.nairaland.com/1791752/does-well-around-girl-secret

guy yu sick.

...eeh!!....see who dey teach people how to toast girls on NL...

Hahahahaha......spacegoat, go and slip....

spacegoat....d CRUSHER of NL ladies

Dis guy is sick

Know what, I don't visit the joke section anymore because the romance section is much better. So many clowns and trolls with great jokes to read.

Guess this must be where tallesty1 gets all his advices.
Smlb

Spacegoat hw many u don woo wit dis ur tactics?

SpaceGoat: smh. bruv you dont gerrit !!

-were is your jeep motor car in your back in your profile ?

This one will never get you a good girl.

SpaceGoat: -do you always speak correct english tens? ( broken = they will think you dont know book )

-have you read how to get girl codes ?

- finally dont be mean when you comment like your comment in up (study no.10 ) this is why you havent get crushes

lmao, so no hope for GBAGUNNERS like us that speak good English on serious topics only or on the ones that made fp.

Reading this guy's English is just a headache to me.

Lawd help me !

Ewu hausa

Space Goat, if no be say you be my friend.

I for report you for banning till 2019..

Where is broda Gbagauns

dechandel:

Ewu hausa

Ebola goat...

dechandel:

Ewu hausa

hey pretty, am hungryboy from bombay
i'm dangote's last son
i just wanted to tell u that i just broke up with my girlfriend and i'm single again

Nairaland. What a hilarious playground

Chai spacegoat

hungryboy: hey pretty, am hungryboy from bombay
i'm dangote's last son
i just wanted to tell u that i just broke up with my girlfriend and i'm single again

Hungry dangote last boy?
Guy your lines are whack, go meet coogar to help u with correct lines jare

Preceedo: Wheneva I rememba dat mary Gerimu pic, I stil dey laff.

show d link

Thanks Op time for action!!!

temigracie: ...eeh!!....see who dey teach people how to toast girls on NL...

Hahahahaha......spacegoat, go and slip....

and this is coming from my crush. *heart broke*

SpaceGoat: and this is coming from my crush. *heart broke*

hum hum

Xtarxhyne: spacegoat....d CRUSHER of NL ladies

wow she call my name!!! *brushing*

Ceasar1: Know what, I don't visit the joke section anymore because the romance section is much better. So many clowns and trolls with great jokes to read.

bruv this is not joke!! this is tested research !!!