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nikkyshyne:
Obviously a bachelor's kitchen. Op, is that your kitchen?

We should rephrase the question. A gf goes to her bf's house and sees that. What will she do? If na me, that is the end of the relationship. No time!

Why rephrase the question? U mean guys are dirty in the kitchen more than the girls? I don't think so cos only few guys cook. My kitchen is as clean as the whistle!!!!! cos I cook once in a blue moon. Got no time for that.

kaziblake:
Help her wash the plate naa

It seems u are in the same league with the owner of that kitchen.

PissedOffWeed:
wearing a neat uniform and sitting in a virtually deserted fire service office somewhere in Nigeria doesn't make one a fire fighter.....!
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Ummh I get it....she fights the same fire she starts between her boss legs!

Baddest!!!!! u so nailed it. Laughing in the office and my colleague is wondering if all is well with me

Ginaz:
Oh I adore this lady, she got class and elegance. I admire bimbo a lot, I love her smile forever. Bimbo happy birthday love, nobody can stop your shine. Ohhh, I wish I'm telling her in person right now.....

**crys**

Are u ok?

Mimienudles:
Very true. I know of a guy who treks to bet every morning, even if it means using his last kobo but he has never won and isn't planning to stop, very bad

betting is no sin. Just be modest in everything u do. Generally addiction is bad. browsing ... womanizing... drinking.... watching tv..... and so on and so forth.

Akposkool:
well I respect your opinion but I know at the corner of your mind you wish to win big..

I play 1k to win 5k to 10k every weekend and it has not disappointed me. I stated betting in 2014 and i have not in anyway used my monthly salary to stake big. U see is not applicable to everybody. The problem is we tend to be greedy in everything we do. I am a modest man.

I am not interested. who there visit epp

nikkypearl:
see as e resemble gardener! my celeb-crush... why naa

And u resemble ekaete!!!

Shortyy:
She's just there

And u are what? Just here I guess.

What is this? looks like my grandma's slippers which she wore during her teens

Suigeneris93:
SMH...this is distasteful to say the least

Yea it is.

donbenedict:
D reason why I dislike football

The reason is not cogent. I love football more than ladies. Yes I do

HateU2:
lol

Why just the laugh? got nothing to say?

HateU2:
You think so Yes, we don't love the pains and discomfort but it's every month reminder for US that we are a WOMAN. It means that some kids will come out of US through d periods we sees every month. Ask any girl

I know and I really feel for them. I respect ladies alot even u LoveU2 don't like ur moniker

RIP to the dead. Free indeed!!!

BlissB:
Am trying to upload his pix network won't allow me.. Cause of death:he slipped and fell in his bathroom... Died on the spot

Oh really? Part of one thousand ways to die. I had thought of slipping from the bathtub severally after taking my bath. is really dangerous. We all should be careful

Vinshu:
He does anything I want him to do. You won't believe he refused his sister from visiting because I didn't like the sister. Cool right?

Sorry do u think is cool?

Angelberry:
MFM

MFM? hmmm that's my mum's church o. she is a strong worker in one of the branches in Abuja. I used to when I was with my mum but now am independent I go to Winners here in Owerri but is a Grt church though. I think u are used to the shaking of head while praying lol

HateU2:
i love the attention, d fact that some kids will come out of me, I love my periods, I love the natural endowments God gave me to get the attention 4rm the opposite sex. I love ME as a Woman!!!

You lie about the period tingy. No girl loves the pains, discomfort they get in there period but they can't help it cos seeing it is germane cos without it they can't give birth. I have met an avalanche of girls that have cast aspersions on period but they always say they can't help but to see it. Therefore it is a pleasurable nightmare for them!!!!!

cindybella101:
I support the move....many people don't even know our anthem has second stanza


Cindybella was here

True!!! Pls can I send u pm?

He should think deeply. He will definitely remember. It does happen to people!!!!

15 to 17 hrs

anny268:
Seen

Sent u pm. Waiting for ur reply. ThAnks.. best regards

Jessidaisy4:
What does "epp" mean :/

it means help... in Yoruba ascent

MissyDivah:
Cool money

Y is ur bed not dressed? Is really an indication of something.

Good for him

mhiz:
They look so cute together

We can also be cute together

mhiz:
They look so cute together[/quot

We can also be cute together [quote author=mhiz post=44989436]They look so cute together

UIA04:
Mr size two inches dick hhahaaaahaa

lol. u got it all wrong miss bottomless pit....

UIA04:
Even men with small p*nis would call her ugly

Wetin men with some p*nis do u? I don't think ur type can withstand the big ones. yeye!!!!

Suigeneris93:
was she part of Airport security? You that is talking, can you do it Abeg I nor get strength for all this one this morning

I think she was a staff of the airport. She was a cleaner if I guessed right

amokeme:
Me: mummy, ezekiel is asking me out o, and I think I like him... what do you think?

Mummy: do you think he likes you or you are just bored

Me: hanhan, no naw, I like him. He is nice, makes me laugh bla bla bla

Mummy : ok o, if you say so.. (We start gisting about something else )
******few days later,

Mummy: ehn how is Ezekiel?

Me: he is fine, we are now dating..

Mummy : ehn ehn. . (With a sarcastic smile on her face)

Me : ehn (rolling my eyes )

Mummy : I will sha be praying, if it is not the will of God, it will scatter..

***** during devotions (morning and night )

Mummy : Lord I commit my daughter's relationship into your hands, if it is not your will let it scatter And let them go their separate ways peacefully in Jesus name

Me:

Mummy : *noticed I didn't say Amen, will repeat the prayer and hit my laps to say Amen *

Me: reluctantly says Amen (then says God for bid in my mind )



My parents don't really care about these things. So long as you both feel the same way about each other, then they are fine.
They can only assist you both in prayers

wow. u got grt parents. in fact I would love to have them as my in laws. #seriously . how about that?

Why should a girl go to a guy's house wearing a dress that is revealing? It means she wants something. Op the rest points are OK apart from the last point. Girls should learn how to dress decently while visiting a guy in his house. Girls Pls don't give room for guys to think that u want sex by the way u dress while visiting . Pls be decent in ur outlook