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Romance / Re: The Devil Is Tempting Me. Should I Do It? [Picture] by GodKhalifa: 3:12pm On Dec 09, 2023
PeterZoom:

I legend said he doesn't give money to those who ask directly for it but gives according to how his spirit leads so no waste your time bro.
Ilegend betting is crazily addictive, I'll advise you not to go into it before you lose and start chasing losses upon losses. The system is made for the bookies (owners of bet companies shops and websites) to win most of the time. Continue to use your money for what you were doing before or other tangible investments.
Thanks for hypocritical advice
Anyways do u play zoom
Romance / Re: The Devil Is Tempting Me. Should I Do It? [Picture] by GodKhalifa: 2:55pm On Dec 09, 2023
iLegendd:
If you know me, you'll know I love the stocks and cryptocurrency, but I don't like betting and never bet before.

There is this coin called BSGG. They happen to have a betting platform and I can move money in and out via crypto and I like such.

I have seen how people who are addicted to betting are struggling to pull out but most can't. It's like masturbation pro max.

So, I wanted to send some money to my account via USDT, but I want to ask if this is a good move or I should stay away from betting.

Mind you, I just want to do it for fun and not always, maybe once a month. Losing the money is not my concern or a problem, but becoming addicted to it is my fear.

I always hear 2 odds, sure odds, 1:4, etc. but I have ZERO knowledge what those things mean.

You guys should lecture me.
ilegend abeg help me with any change to use guide , hunger dey bleep my skull.

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Health / Re: Masturbation Has Ruined Me! by GodKhalifa: 12:12pm On Dec 09, 2023
sonofsteven:
Having a gf na wahala with excessive billing

I dey masturbate o but na when I feel like to pour out some miliki

For years now, but I'm not addicted to that extent
even satan would say he's not even a liar
Romance / Re: Plus I've Not Eaten Since by GodKhalifa: 11:13am On Dec 09, 2023
Ordinary 3k go still do magic
I know some people would say I get money buy data
Romance / Plus I've Not Eaten Since by GodKhalifa: 11:12am On Dec 09, 2023
I swr to God I've not eaten since yesterday . Since some stupid boys robbed me during night class and collect my laptop , now I'm left with my phone I can't use it to do graphic design
Now I'm hopeless I want to sell the phone , hunger is firing my brain . Pls anybody should help me with any amount
Romance / Re: I Will Rather Die Young Than Have Children In Poverty by GodKhalifa: 11:07am On Dec 09, 2023
iLegendd:
The level of suffering and frustrations I have been through in this life, the OP can't smell it.

Do you know how many times I have been scammed of 57k by different people on Nairaland in 2021 or thereabout?

I'm not dumb. If people can scam me, anyone can be scammed. I didn't call you a scammer, but sending me another person's account looked somehow.

I don't even ask my own father for money or any living thing for money even though he was working, but always end up giving it to other relations and by the middle of the month, while waiting for another salary, we'll be suffering as if God doesn't exist. You no suffer reach me, but in my suffering, I was never entitled. I don't even bother my rich uncles. I believed that suffering is temporarily and a story to tell you stay focused no matter how long it takes.

Have you showered with Omo before? No.
Have you drank garri for 1 week straight before? No.
Have you fallen on the road before because of lack of food? No.
Have you worn 2 clothes for a year before? No.

The reason I never asked humans for money or steal even at my worst was because I don't want to be disturbed or get my money stolen when I start making mine too.

I love rendering help when I want, not when I'm told, coerced or asked. I knew all these things from childhood that's why I don't steal or beg. I don't make my problem look as if it's everyone's problem. I don't blame my dad for not managing his money well and always ready to help others first. But, it's his money, not mine.

I also don't like sending people on errands because as a kid, I hate people bossing me around to this and that, go here and go there.

The reason I deactivated my main WhatsApp is because of people that act entitled like you. 5k is nothing, but I have never stolen 5k before another person, so it's something even though it's nothing. Those of us who sweat for every penny know the value even when it's small.

We've built ourselves never to be entitled.
We've built ourselves never to steal or beg.
We've built ourselves never to be controlled.
We've built ourselves never to let anger take over.

We've built ourselves in many ways through experience.

This is why we can bear or handle almost anything. The ones we can't, we handle it to God.

Note: I'm not saying people shouldn't beg. It's still better to beg than to steal. I'm just saying even at my worst, I controlled my anger, didn't beg, and didn't steal. Though, a cousin once helped me with 10k.
is anger associated with begging or stealing ..
Romance / Re: I Will Rather Die Young Than Have Children In Poverty by GodKhalifa: 9:26am On Dec 09, 2023
iLegendd:
I don't borrow even my mom (whom I love the most) money talk more of a stranger. I don't borrow humans money.

I give for free if I have, but unfortunately, I don't have Naira. All my money are in crypto and I don't touch them.

Also, when I give money on Nairaland people come to my inbox to ask for their share and if I don't give, they start abusing me with different monikers. I hate when it happens.

I'll send you 5k — look for where to borrow the remaining 5k. You don't need to pay back.

B like say d guy no need am
Me I just need 4k boss
Feeding don finish me
I wan sell my phone too sha
Romance / Re: Tecno Pop4 Giveaway by GodKhalifa: 7:34am On Dec 09, 2023
nifemi25:
30k.
Where is your location
Romance / Tecno Pop4 Giveaway by GodKhalifa: 3:42am On Dec 09, 2023
FLASH SALE!!!

tecno pop 4

AGE:4MONTHS OLD( as good as new)

SPEC:2 gif ram 32 gig rom
Price : 37k
Condition: mint 4 month use

LOCATION: LAGOS ONLY ( if you are in another
state you can ask someone to pick
it up for you)

Pictures available/Legit seller

Call/Whatsapp: ,o9o7733304o
Phones / Re: Looking To Buy Cheap Android Phone by GodKhalifa: 3:22am On Dec 09, 2023
CosmicGoat:
Budget is 50k
Looking for a cheap but solid android phone
Please make your offers
I have pop 4
Neat no crack
Check my thread
37k
Romance / Re: About Dreams by GodKhalifa: 2:49am On Dec 09, 2023
Nwaotu10:
Please sir, what could it signify in a dream to own a poetry farm, witness healthy chicks growing well, and then unexpectedly have two of them escape from the cage while I'm feeding them?

I humbly await for your interpretation.
just try and b writing more port like this

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Health / Re: Masturbation Has Ruined Me! by GodKhalifa: 4:01pm On Dec 08, 2023
EnglishUsa:
please help, I have law sperm count and I think the course is from this masturbation of a thing and I did mine for 23 years, his own story is a child play compared to mine... I need herb please suggest
can u buy one herb from osun ,. My dad has same problem problem tho his is old age he's ,late 50s, but the herbs cured him , but the problem is re u in osun I can try get it for u without collecting a dime chat me o9o7733304o
Health / Re: Masturbation Has Ruined Me! by GodKhalifa: 1:08pm On Dec 08, 2023
Shakespeare100:
I've been addicted to masturbation since 16, how I discovered it is a story for another day. I became a chronic masturbator. Sometimes I do it 5 times in a day. My highest record was 8 times in a day. It was so bad that porn sites became my most visited site.

I did it everywhere; on my hospital bed when I was sick, in the church's toilet, in my granny's room, on my grandpa's grave, e.t.c. It was that bad. My own level of masturbation addiction was mental illness.

However, I decided to stop masturbation and I've been on the journey for 4 months. Also, I decided to get a girlfriend, and lose my viginity. I got a girlfriend, we had our first sex and it was beyond embarrassing. If I count my strokes well, it's not more than five.

We tried the second round, same thing, third round same thing, fourth round same thing! I'm in trouble! Is this how whack my sex life is going to be for the rest of my life? I can't last more than 10 seconds no matter the rounds. How can I redeem myself from the damage masturbation has done to me? I need help please!
I can help u with one book and some exercise if u stop masturbating and follow the book 2 weeks to u would be fine
At least your dick don't lose erection after second round third round according to our story it means to you've reboot ur brain from masturbation just that ur pelvic muscle is still weak due to ur excessive masturbation
Romance / New Tecno Pop 4 For Sale by GodKhalifa: 6:26pm On Dec 07, 2023
New tecno no scratch on the body
It's going for 37k last price
I'll post screenshot below

Romance / Re: What To Do Or Take To Last Longer In Bed by GodKhalifa: 1:41pm On Aug 23, 2022
janda1:


Steps and how
Check YouTube or can you pay for my service
because it’d cost me my time
Romance / Re: What To Do Or Take To Last Longer In Bed by GodKhalifa: 4:23am On Aug 22, 2022
Just do kegel
Within 3 weeks you’d be fine
Business / Re: NYIF Loan Discussion Thread by GodKhalifa: 6:50pm On Aug 18, 2022
leonJunior:
I have been paid. I did my documentations last week but am still having issues accessing the fund. I have tried the *371# Lapo ussd code but it’s saying I cannot transfer to other banks. Pls people that have received earlier how did you access your funds?
See mine
How do u know you’ve been paid

Business / Re: NYIF Loan Discussion Thread by GodKhalifa: 6:49pm On Aug 18, 2022
oluFELAxy:
IF YOU HAVE VISITED LAPO AND OPENED AN ACCOUNT WITH THEM. FOLLOW THESE INSTRUCTIONS. Especially if it is more than one week you have opened account with them, you may have been paid and not realize it.

First thing is to note that LAPO does not send account number and initial alerts to their customers like commercial banks do. To verify your account number, you have to go to the bank and confirm or follow this process:

1. Dial *371# with the phone number you registered with LAPO.

2. If your account has been opened, it will ask you to register a 4 digit code for transactions. Input any 4 digit.

3. Then proceed to check balance. You will see two LAPO accounts now. The first one is the original account opened for you by LAPO (and most likely will contain the money you gave to them during your account opening)
The second account is where you should get your loan money from NYIF.

4. Check the balance of the second account and you may be lucky to be paid already. If not, just chill then. At least you know that the process to get your money is underway.

Thanks
Following your steps
See the screenshot below
Although I created account with them this Wednesday

Business / Re: NYIF Loan Discussion Thread by GodKhalifa: 6:47pm On Aug 18, 2022
captain2020:


The use my BVN to check the approved amount.
Same too
She said it’s 250 Dey approvefor me
Has yours been disbursed
Business / Re: NYIF Loan Discussion Thread by GodKhalifa: 6:05pm On Aug 18, 2022
oluFELAxy:
IF YOU HAVE VISITED LAPO AND OPENED AN ACCOUNT WITH THEM. FOLLOW THESE INSTRUCTIONS. Especially if it is more than one week you have opened account with them, you may have been paid and not realize it.

First thing is to note that LAPO does not send account number and initial alerts to their customers like commercial banks do. To verify your account number, you have to go to the bank and confirm or follow this process:

1. Dial *371# with the phone number you registered with LAPO.

2. If your account has been opened, it will ask you to register a 4 digit code for transactions. Input any 4 digit.

3. Then proceed to check balance. You will see two LAPO accounts now. The first one is the original account opened for you by LAPO (and most likely will contain the money you gave to them during your account opening)
The second account is where you should get your loan money from NYIF.

4. Check the balance of the second account and you may be lucky to be paid already. If not, just chill then. At least you know that the process to get your money is underway.

Thanks
Hello I’ve done lapo registration already
But no disbarment yet , also why would I do
Would I go back to the lapo office

And also I did not give them any money for account opening o
Business / Re: NYIF Loan Discussion Thread by GodKhalifa: 8:45pm On Aug 17, 2022
Chidonsky:
Did my physical verification today and I also got my fund today. Iam suppose to go to owerri but I did mine in Lagos since am in lagos
Say God
I’ve done my lapo registration
D woman just ask me to go
Hope say she no wan lavish my money behind
Business / Re: NYIF Loan Discussion Thread by GodKhalifa: 8:38pm On Aug 17, 2022
Emmyreal4:
you can transfer to another account, I have transferred mine via app
Boss I also got a msg
But it’s from nyif
But I’ve gone to lapo office to open account
The woman just said she would call me
Business / Re: Want To Sell Your Pi(π)? by GodKhalifa: 11:36am On Aug 02, 2022
olympianares:
have you done kyc and migrated to mainnet?
Yes boss
What’s ur whatsap
Business / Re: Want To Sell Your Pi(π)? by GodKhalifa: 7:07pm On Jul 31, 2022
See

Business / Re: Want To Sell Your Pi(π)? by GodKhalifa: 7:06pm On Jul 31, 2022
olympianares:
still buying,now capped at 950pi
Bro I get like 280 plus
Business / Re: NYIF Loan Discussion Thread by GodKhalifa: 8:20pm On Jul 30, 2022
captain2020:


I got same message too.
Do you think it’s scam
Business / Re: NYIF Loan Discussion Thread by GodKhalifa: 11:20pm On Jul 29, 2022
Chidonsky:
Did my physical verification today and I also got my fund today. Iam suppose to go to owerri but I did mine in Lagos since am in lagos
Omor how
This what I got

Phones / Re: My Business Whatsapp Had Been Banned Since Last Week Saturday.. by GodKhalifa: 10:02am On Jul 29, 2022
yinkaOdutuyo:



I see money to chop??

If you ever think of scam and I'm the person in line. You're a goner.
Okay it’s smalls
If u need another whatsap sef or to retrieve this one
Dm me +1 (240 397-812nine
No let anybody rip you off o
Crime / Re: Bitcoin Flashing by GodKhalifa: 12:59am On Jul 28, 2022
Legitscope:
Bitcoin Flashing is the easiest method to make money within 5mins and withdraw to your bank account.
If you can send me proof let’s deal bro
Romance / Re: Boys Working Apartment Work by GodKhalifa: 2:13pm On Jul 10, 2022
Zulu2022:
Who the run hookup work here nd Sabi how to post ads ND other stuff
Lol sure hook up site sef Dey
And also if you wanna and post ads I’ll give u a free site
Use locanto to post free hook up ads
For paid dm me
I’ll post it for u
If u want me to teach u
It’s another different fee
If you have google voice text me here (240) 397-81two nine
Romance / Re: Any Editor In The House by GodKhalifa: 2:09pm On Jul 10, 2022
Anybody that confident come with your price
Let’s work together

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