₦airaland Forum

If love would not find you find love, even if it's on the sick bed

This shit never works for me, I hardly keep a girl for long because of my libido, I do 4 - 6 hours almost non stop sometimes and the freak out on me, it's just god, pray I find a sheath for my sword, am always primed for ignition

BoneBlogger:
A Nigerian soldier has met his untimely death in the course of discharging his duty. The army Personnel identified as Lazarus John paid the supreme price while serving his fatherland few days ago while on a mission to rescue an abducted oil tycoon, Alhaji Momohjimoh Idris (a.k.a Always). According to reports, John just got married few months ago.

Meanwhile, the Administrator of Okehi LG Council, Hon. AbdulRaheem Ozovehe Ohiare expressed sadness over the death of an

The sad news came as a rude shock to the Council Administrator who described his death as unbelievable but an act of God that none can question.

The Hon. Administrator sympathizes with the Nigerian Army, his Commander, Colleagues and Family members whose death threw into deep mourning for the past few days. He urged them to take it as a destined act that none can evade.

Source; https://www.nationalhelm.co/2018/03/soldier-killed-trying-rescue-kidnapped-oil-tycoon-kogi-state-photos.html

Damn my heart bleeds, special forces being killed is not a common sight, in nigeria I worry its becoming painful

xmanco42:
salary to a girlfriend after marriage you will start paying her salary plus allowance. may pension after menopause

Who ever made this pussy angry?

CROWNWEALTH019:
Probably the girl they give the man updated styles version.

Tight pvssy

Know women who are married but still sex chat and share nudes it's most women's desire to be sexy and crave attention when her husband is too busy to comment on her hair or body, when caught by their husbands it makes him feel she's cheating, it distances himself from her, something has gone very wrong, in animal instincts she's supposed to attack the man, she has a dark side and we men keep things from the public so what did she do wrong ,they will resolve their differences, and this marriage will continue, I pray for all women on nairaland to find their love and get married, the married ones shall live in marital bliss ijn

roarik:
God i reget this type of man anytime i am about to get married..in Jesus name. amen

If that's why u have been single then u go de single for long o, learn to absorb all u can in marriage, sulk it all in,u can see the wife calling someone, a third party most likely, all that sh*t is what u should avoid in marriage, might be that the woman has refused him sex or she has misbehaved, nobody knows, the other side could be darker, better still she should have arrested the girl instead, the best of all I loved about her is she not attacking her husband, shows she loved him

The men nko, Hollywood films no African magic, that's simple

CastedDude:
cc; lalasticlala

cheap and exposed transport, inexperienced security details, inferior fire power poor equipment and air power cover, no drone escort, no counter ambush or QRF operatives, ex special forces details poorly armed police and soldiers without flash bangs or gas green aids, that was stupid of the person in charge

After blowing half of Nigerian most wealthy men most of these women can't give birth, either their wombs don knock or they are no longer fertile, marriage at 45 after their life has ended, so these women come to fix their failures ,wow

Unpredictableme:
U are mad sir!

he's not, it's the fact

africansunite:
those lips are nauseous






spit on her.....








BTW OP, is that not Bobrisky?

hew I have died!

vRendoh:
No worry. ...when government ban the importation of cosmetics products you go cold by force.
Hot Abi?

are u trying to make me angry or what, what's hot in her, please am warning you, dont make such comments again, instead for a guy like me I'll buy lux soap, it cheaper and sweeter than her

babatee1985:
She even looks like a local sex doll

sh*t aba boys no just try for this sex doll

suckprick:
To be honest, she is neither beautiful nor hot. Buh I can allow her suck ma prick

U try, ur cap go peel, her tongue don file due to over use of her mouth in action, pls also use a condom for the bj

Maziebuka01:
Pls who measured her temperature

Buhari and lai muhammad!

Maziebuka01:
Pls who measured her temperature

Buhari!

lodgerill:
Nollywood actress, Mimi Orijekwe, who confirmed her end of relationship with her enstraged husband, Charles Billion has taken to social media to show off expensive bags, body perfs and accessories her new man bought for her.

She revealed through her social media story that all the items cost $5000(N1.8m).

The items which include Fendy Handbag, Chanel, Hermes and many other customised expensive perfumes and make up kits.


Source;
https://gistrealm.com/nollywood-actress-mimi-orijekwe-flaunts-n1-8m-bag-and-accesories-her-man-bought-for-her-2/

failed marriage successful purchase of bags and accessories, this shows a confused pussy cat, in 10 years to come that bag will be at the bin and the shoe will be owned by your house girl, the man? Maybe another babe or a baby mama, ur career will be close to the conditions of the national theatre outdated, except u go run go Ireland or Australia go hide cus nobody go look ur face

lodgerill:
Nollywood actress, Mimi Orijekwe, who confirmed her end of relationship with her enstraged husband, Charles Billion has taken to social media to show off expensive bags, body perfs and accessories her new man bought for her.

She revealed through her social media story that all the items cost $5000(N1.8m).

The items which include Fendy Handbag, Chanel, Hermes and many other customised expensive perfumes and make up kits.


Source;
https://gistrealm.com/nollywood-actress-mimi-orijekwe-flaunts-n1-8m-bag-and-accesories-her-man-bought-for-her-2/

failed marriage successful purchase of bags and accessories, this shows a confused pussy cat, in 10 years to come that bag will be at the bin and the shoe will be owned by your house girl, the man? Maybe another babe or a baby mama, ur career will be close to the conditions of the national theatre outdated

Goldenwatersltd:
The Chairman of the Advisory Council, Ahmadu Bello Foundation, Justice Mamman Nasir (rtd.) has said that leaders from the northern part of Nigeria will find a solution to clashes between herdsmen and communities in Benue state.

Nasir made the statement on Friday at the Benue state Government House, Makurdi when he led a delegation of the foundation to pay a condolence visit on the Governor, Samuel Ortom, over the death of about 73 people slaughtered by suspected Fulani herdsmen.

Source: https://www.newdayng.com/northern-leaders-will-resolve-herdsmen-clashes-benue-nasir/

So they are now in charge, Nigeria is at the mercy of the northern elders, ha Bubu is really a puppet

CastedDude:
Tragedy struck yesterday as a woman was caught after gruesomely killing her neighbor's children. According to reports, the woman who was aided by some men, kidnapped her neighbor's four children. She allegedly lured them into an inn called "Auberge Ordinaire", where the children were strangled in a border village in Southern region of Cameroon called Kye-Ossi.

The children's corpses were deposited in a car as their killers waited for the customers that demanded them. These customers are said to be from Gabon.

When the mother of these children, who went to take a nap after they came back from school, started looking for her children, this woman that kidnapped them was involved in searching for them.

When their corpses were discovered in the car, one of them was still breathing. But the other three had died. As the residents heard of the evil and on seeing the corpses, they went on rampage and burned down the hotel.

They beat hell out of the woman before the the arrival of the police, who prevented them from killing her and her own three children. Under serious torture, the woman begged not to be killed, that she will name all the people involved in the business.

A lot of arrests was made yesterday, including the woman' husband.

Source; https://www.nationalhelm.co/2018/03/panic-woman-strangles-neighbours-children-kidnapping-photos.html

Never send a woman to war, there will be no survivals

Bring in a female friend claim she's a business partner or colleague and have some drinks, later on invite her guy to join two of you the drive out all three together without your wife, then keep late or don't comeback for the weekend, then see what ur wife has to say, your story will be that u had to travel, it was urgent, if she acts up call for a family meeting, that's what will put ur wife in check, u should always be in control or an unbalanced woman will ruin ur home, do something to bring her to salinity

Meanwhile beautiful lagos women are there busy searching and this one could successfully catch her man and he's even in handcuffs! She's blessed then

Entvibez:
Source:- http://www.lekkigists.com.ng/2018/03/lagos-arraigns-70-suspected.html

thought they were birds, but they failed to fly, what an irony

phoenix45:
Any person found guilty of any form of hate speech that results in the death of another person shall die by hanging upon conviction, reads a new bill by the Senate.The bill, which reflects the growing concern over the spate of violence in the nation, was sponsored by the spokesman of the upper chamber, Senator Aliyu Sabi Abdullahi (APC, Niger).

It also seeks the establishment of an ‘Independent National Commission for Hate Speeches’, which shall enforce hate speech laws across the country, ensure the elimination of the menace and advise the Federal Government.For offences such as harassment on the grounds of ethnicity or racial contempt, a culprit shall be sentenced to “not less than a five-year jail term or a fine of not less than N10 million or both.”

The bill notes: “A person who uses, publishes, presents, produces, plays, provides, distributes and/or directs the performance of any material, written and/or visual, which is threatening, abusive or insulting or involves the use of threatening, abusive or insulting words or behaviour, commits an offence, if such person intends thereby to stir up ethnic hatred, or having regard to all the circumstances, ethnic hatred is likely to be stirred up against any person or person from such an ethnic group in Nigeria.”

It notes that “a person subjects another to harassment on the basis of ethnicity for the purposes of this section where, on ethnic grounds, he unjustifiably engages in a conduct which has the purpose or effect of (a) violating that other person’s dignity or (b) creating an intimidating, hostile, degrading, humiliating or offensive environment for the person subjected to the harassment.

“Conduct shall be regarded as having the effect specified in subsection (1) (a) or (b) of this section if, having regard to all the circumstances, including in particular the perception of that other person, it should reasonably be considered as having that effect.”The National Commission for Hate Speeches shall be headed by an executive chairperson who would be appointed by the president on recommendation of the National Council of State, subject to the confirmation of at least two-third majority of the National Assembly.

The commission shall discourage persons, institutions, political parties and associations from advocating or promoting discrimination or discriminatory practices through the use of hate speeches; promote tolerance, understanding and acceptance of diversity in all aspects of national life and encourage full participation by all ethnic communities in the social, economic, cultural and political life of other communities.It shall also plan, supervise, coordinate and promote educational and training programmes to create public awareness, support and advancement of peace and harmony among ethnic communities and racial groups.

It shall furthermore promote respect for religiouss, cultural, linguistic and other forms of diversity in a plural society; promote equal access by persons of all ethnic communities and racial groups to public or other services and facilities provided by the government.

The Senate also disclosed that its bid to pass the 2018 budget was being frustrated by ministers and heads of parastatals who have refused to provide details on allocations to their ministries.Without mentioning names, the upper chamber issued a fresh seven working-day ultimatum to the affected ministries.

Similar ultimatums in the past had done little to facilitate the budget preparation.The Vice Chairman of the Senate Committee on Appropriation, Sunny Ogbuoji, said: ” The majority of the Ministries, Departments and Agencies are not coming forward to interface with the standing committees. Some of the ministers will tell you they are going outside the country, and because of that, the MDAs are not fully ready.”

The Senate President, Bukola Saraki, stressed that the upper chamber wants the process concluded as early as possible, regretting: “The perception is that it is the parliament that delays these things.”He said: “The Senate Majority Leader will communicate and get in touch with the executive arm of government, so that these MDAs can be told to play their part to ensure that this exercise can be completed.

“I appeal to all these ministers and managing directors that keep on travelling that this is a time for them to be on ground and ensure that they finish this report.”The Deputy Senate President, Ike Ekweremadu, said it was unfair for the heads of parastatals to “hold the country down.” He noted: “It has come to a stage where we have to consider taking what has already been presented by the president from those MDAs as the position of the MDAs, instead of waiting for them for ever.

“We gave them an opportunity about three weeks ago to make this a priority but it seems that has not happened. So, instead of the country suffering, it is better to give them just few more days. And after that, the relevant committees will adopt what was sent to us by the president as the positions of the MDAs. We cannot continue to be running the country like this.”

The Senate furthermore faulted the assumption of office by the newly nominated acting Executive Secretary of the National Human Rights Commission (NHRC), Anthony Okechukwu Ojukwu, ahead of a confirmation.It also mandated its committee on judiciary to investigate the Attorney General of the Federation and Minister of Justice, Abubakar Malami, for directing Ojukwu to do so.

The upper chamber reached the resolutions following a motion by Senator Dino Melaye who noted: “If the attorney general, who is supposed to be the custodian of our laws, will flagrantly ask an individual who has been nominated by Mr. President but has not been confirmed by the Senate to go and assume duty, and the person has since resumed, then we are not practising democracy. We have no regard for the rule of law.”

https://extraloops.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/03/nigerian-senate-720x480.jpg

https://extraloops.com/international-news/hate-speech-offenders-to-die-by-hanging-in-senates-new-bill/

cc:lalastica, mynd44

So how does this affect shekau, he is pissed right now that u guys can't affect his sleep

phoenix45:
Any person found guilty of any form of hate speech that results in the death of another person shall die by hanging upon conviction, reads a new bill by the Senate.The bill, which reflects the growing concern over the spate of violence in the nation, was sponsored by the spokesman of the upper chamber, Senator Aliyu Sabi Abdullahi (APC, Niger).

It also seeks the establishment of an ‘Independent National Commission for Hate Speeches’, which shall enforce hate speech laws across the country, ensure the elimination of the menace and advise the Federal Government.For offences such as harassment on the grounds of ethnicity or racial contempt, a culprit shall be sentenced to “not less than a five-year jail term or a fine of not less than N10 million or both.”

The bill notes: “A person who uses, publishes, presents, produces, plays, provides, distributes and/or directs the performance of any material, written and/or visual, which is threatening, abusive or insulting or involves the use of threatening, abusive or insulting words or behaviour, commits an offence, if such person intends thereby to stir up ethnic hatred, or having regard to all the circumstances, ethnic hatred is likely to be stirred up against any person or person from such an ethnic group in Nigeria.”

It notes that “a person subjects another to harassment on the basis of ethnicity for the purposes of this section where, on ethnic grounds, he unjustifiably engages in a conduct which has the purpose or effect of (a) violating that other person’s dignity or (b) creating an intimidating, hostile, degrading, humiliating or offensive environment for the person subjected to the harassment.

“Conduct shall be regarded as having the effect specified in subsection (1) (a) or (b) of this section if, having regard to all the circumstances, including in particular the perception of that other person, it should reasonably be considered as having that effect.”The National Commission for Hate Speeches shall be headed by an executive chairperson who would be appointed by the president on recommendation of the National Council of State, subject to the confirmation of at least two-third majority of the National Assembly.

The commission shall discourage persons, institutions, political parties and associations from advocating or promoting discrimination or discriminatory practices through the use of hate speeches; promote tolerance, understanding and acceptance of diversity in all aspects of national life and encourage full participation by all ethnic communities in the social, economic, cultural and political life of other communities.It shall also plan, supervise, coordinate and promote educational and training programmes to create public awareness, support and advancement of peace and harmony among ethnic communities and racial groups.

It shall furthermore promote respect for religiouss, cultural, linguistic and other forms of diversity in a plural society; promote equal access by persons of all ethnic communities and racial groups to public or other services and facilities provided by the government.

The Senate also disclosed that its bid to pass the 2018 budget was being frustrated by ministers and heads of parastatals who have refused to provide details on allocations to their ministries.Without mentioning names, the upper chamber issued a fresh seven working-day ultimatum to the affected ministries.

Similar ultimatums in the past had done little to facilitate the budget preparation.The Vice Chairman of the Senate Committee on Appropriation, Sunny Ogbuoji, said: ” The majority of the Ministries, Departments and Agencies are not coming forward to interface with the standing committees. Some of the ministers will tell you they are going outside the country, and because of that, the MDAs are not fully ready.”

The Senate President, Bukola Saraki, stressed that the upper chamber wants the process concluded as early as possible, regretting: “The perception is that it is the parliament that delays these things.”He said: “The Senate Majority Leader will communicate and get in touch with the executive arm of government, so that these MDAs can be told to play their part to ensure that this exercise can be completed.

“I appeal to all these ministers and managing directors that keep on travelling that this is a time for them to be on ground and ensure that they finish this report.”The Deputy Senate President, Ike Ekweremadu, said it was unfair for the heads of parastatals to “hold the country down.” He noted: “It has come to a stage where we have to consider taking what has already been presented by the president from those MDAs as the position of the MDAs, instead of waiting for them for ever.

“We gave them an opportunity about three weeks ago to make this a priority but it seems that has not happened. So, instead of the country suffering, it is better to give them just few more days. And after that, the relevant committees will adopt what was sent to us by the president as the positions of the MDAs. We cannot continue to be running the country like this.”

The Senate furthermore faulted the assumption of office by the newly nominated acting Executive Secretary of the National Human Rights Commission (NHRC), Anthony Okechukwu Ojukwu, ahead of a confirmation.It also mandated its committee on judiciary to investigate the Attorney General of the Federation and Minister of Justice, Abubakar Malami, for directing Ojukwu to do so.

The upper chamber reached the resolutions following a motion by Senator Dino Melaye who noted: “If the attorney general, who is supposed to be the custodian of our laws, will flagrantly ask an individual who has been nominated by Mr. President but has not been confirmed by the Senate to go and assume duty, and the person has since resumed, then we are not practising democracy. We have no regard for the rule of law.”

https://extraloops.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/03/nigerian-senate-720x480.jpg

https://extraloops.com/international-news/hate-speech-offenders-to-die-by-hanging-in-senates-new-bill/

cc:lalastica, mynd44

So how does this affect shekau

Intelligence failure, surveillance failure, information gathering failure, man power and logistics failure, quick response forces and military deployment failure, internal and trans boarder security failure, central command communication and tactics failure, local police and community relationship failure, political will and sense of nationalism failure,

Total assessment = F9

biacan:
Is this real

yes, for lifting up babes with thick hips

[quote][/quote]mugu spotted

Iamfrank:
I think she saw a snake

black manbar

ubunja:
cheers for your offtopic comment...how does the single sex partner story of yours answer OP's question?? smh. stay on track dont deviate from the main topic

Buhari! Why

ubunja:
do you see how fast you went off topic??

Who talk to you, to keep a simple girlfriend and have a single sex partner, does this affect ur condition? Pls follow before comments, cheers