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Crocky23:
https://www.premiumtimesng.com/regional/ssouth-west/260998-insertion-alpha-beta-new-lagos-land-use-law-mistake-house-assembly.html

What happened to the Ministry of lands, then scrap the government civil service

Where is he? Death be upon him

Where is he

I was schooling in Abuja university, had my diploma certificate there, while schooling, I was living in with friends 6 of them, all girls, it was hell for me though but I could tolerate them and they did same to me, I never cooked much or bought cloths for myself most times, they did but at times when things don't seem right I fix them myself, like washing their cloths when they leave for classes, giving them body massages, foot massages, advice, pickups - drops in campus and cooking beans which I actually did make some meannnnnnnn fried beans with fried dodo, and they loved it, even the ones that don't eat beans started eating too, my house was called house of gomorrah because I always had naked girls in my apartment and I was with them all the time, am not innocent because I stole cookies, and I did steal a lot of honey when ever I loose my composure, if u can understand my type of sin.
But time has passed and am back in the country in the FCT trying to attend to a meeting with a godfather, I was late and I ran
Into 3 of my girls, thank god I wasn't married, my wife would have lit me up on fire,i almost got mugged with kisses, different types, both french and Russian kisses, they screamed and screamed like they saw wiz kid or something, my white outfit collect well, only to beat the holdup to arrive at the meeting.
Na there show spoil, the whole board room de look me, am not tall am not handsome but the elderly women are being ticklish, the men are smiling as like buhari on seeing some sexy cows, I tried to present my papers, my godfather told me to sit down,and that was enough and I should excuse them, I felt like a fool, like babbling, only after the meeting his secretary called me and gave me a mirror,

Women are wicked
Different shades of lipstick, not only on my neck or cheeks, on my lips and shirt.

I just decided to stop at an eatery to for a cold drink I've had 3 pet bottles of Pepsi and am still thirsty, I thought I was bullet proof and can avoid embarrassing situations, I was wrong, this is what embarrassment feels like and it's not good at allllll.

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sujexy:
http://opera.pulse.ng/gist/pop-culture/have-you-heard-of-lt-col-banjo-known-as-the-yoruba-biafran-id7924183.html




we have an informative trade here.

Fine boy

GibsonB:
A Special Assistant to Delta state Governor named Sunday Nwakego was captured live on Camera Yesterday heavily flogging and beating someone he called his friend at his Sapele home after accusing him of escaping with $51000 they made from Yahoo Plus..

The aide first accused of trying to run away with the money they made to Ghana Where he is based, But Don insisted that the money wasn’t cleared because the account was blocked.
Doubting his words, The aide ordered him to be tied with rope and weeped him terribly..

In the video the Aide could be seen flogging and asking the man identified as Don Gozyte'
'Shey you collect the Money'
Don replied:
'Yes i collect am'

Video : Instablog9ja https://www.instagram.com/p/Bf_w5nsBwdG/?hl=en

News from Ebiwali--
https://www.ebiwalismoment.com/2018/03/governor-okow-aide-caught-on-video.html?m=1

there's no big deal here, the solution is simple. Go get an ak47 and finish him and his family.

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PastorandMentor:
More

Cc : Seun Lalasticlala

See wife? Meanwhile some de here de wait for otedola to buy g class for them

ubunja:
tell that to yourself for quoting a 5 day old message

I see

sherylng:
OP...can we hook up?

Babe call me it serious

Enough juice to suck for a life time, she looks like a full apple, badt guy

This ki.d thing de painnnn, em think say Ghana get confused leaders when de find land for grazing

simplemach:
Nawaoooo
With the way prick dey sweet, na him person go dey follow her fellow woman

No one understands a woman's body like a woman, but that D is the highest horse of pleasure, let her come I have her mensin

ubunja:
look at this one... repeat what i say and you'll have my attention.
trying to avoid me by shaming me for quoting for a living wont help you.i quote you anyways... and i dont get tired.

Guy it ok pls let it go, this should be for fun not blood letting pls, lets move on

ThundrCork:
^^^ e don do na

Oga thunder u de talk? U evil doer

highqueen:
sex this sex that..nonsense

Na u be the type wen de tie man for bed, this is always ur type of response, but indoors?

Sunexy:
Is ur taste strawberry-like?

Jesus! Another aghalli lord

MhizAJ:
There's more to life than sex
Any man that dis owns his family because of sex is a fool

But i like the last point....Take away sex from that relationship and see what's left

All girls do not taste the same please

Come take ur time, no let anybody deceive u, or you might get sexually starved or frustrated, in ur late 30s and 40s ur libido would spike to an unbelievable level and u will need ur husband most times from work to rescue u, if u de form reverend mother na grey hair go full ur private part o, pls sex is a drug to kill stress, a village woman knows this,
Cheers

Wiziman:
He made a valid point where he said. "People think they're in love because of sex, remove the sex let's see where the love we go"

On the contrary, good sex mends strained relationship, I remember a man who quarrels with his wife like say the marriage don end, their fights brings confessions and neighbours have to intervene, but confusing enough at 2 am the OHHHs and AHHs are frightening, what ever that guy puts into that woman isn't holy at all she kind of goes to hell and heaven and back down to earth, then we hear baby am sorry, and f#ckkkkkkkkkkk meeeeee. Me I was just passing sha

alatbaba1:
nothing confuse a lady more than a broke guy but extremely good in bed.

It's not the confusion it's the passion for good sex

efesodje:
So this guy's major focus in life is SEX

Ok o. Continue fvcking while we make money. Yeye guy

but he has a point, men too crave good sex and affection, that's why some women loose their husbands to young ladies, especially when the woman plays big or Madam for her husband and all he wants is some good hot liquid sex

Cromcruach91:
Abalaka's cure did not work....many of his patients died.

I even knew a few of them...and they passed on.

The man is a brilliant doctor...but his cure was hokum.

And the man himself said 'it isn't a cure...as recently as 2016



Only that the vaccine does not work.

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Wow in gwagwalada we see people mostly rich guys trooping in and out for treatment way back

passyhansome:
That's Bubu left ball

Damn you, loll

CeoNewshelm:
Ifu in a conversation with fellow housemates Leo and Teddy A revealed she lost her first job because she didn't agree to sleep with her boss. She continued that her boss is late now and it was really hurtful at that age to loose a job she was all excited about.

She said:




http://www.newshelmng.com/2018/03/bbnaija-2018-ifu-ennada-reveals-how-she.html

mama told me hoes will always look for my f#ck, so I don't give f#cks about them

CeoNewshelm:
Ifu in a conversation with fellow housemates Leo and Teddy A revealed she lost her first job because she didn't agree to sleep with her boss. She continued that her boss is late now and it was really hurtful at that age to loose a job she was all excited about.

She said:




http://www.newshelmng.com/2018/03/bbnaija-2018-ifu-ennada-reveals-how-she.html

mama told me hoes will always look for my Bleep, so I don't give f#cks about them

thesicilian:
The only reason a man will bite his wife during a fight is if the woman was winning the fight. In which case she would actually be the one brutalizing her husband.

Come! Come take orijin, colddddd orijin

ChangeIsCostant:
A wife who claims to be a victim of domestic violence is seeking for divorce following alleged maltreatment from her husband. The woman who says she's currently in the hospital shared a picture of herself with bite marks on her back which was allegedly done t her by her husband.

She revealed she now wants to leave her husband who allegedly bit her and left her injured before he kills her.

Human rights lawyer, ‎Emeka Ugwuonye‎ shared chat between him and the woman online.

Source; https://www.nationalhelm.co/2018/03/husband-bites-wife-allegedly-brutalizing-lady-shares-photos.html

congratulations on ur new tattoo, but....... WHAT DID YOU DO! Don't pass such chats we Nairalanders or most here are not fools, why does he need ur parents first? Better u were bitten than beaten

NovaCare:
What do you mean "Abalaka is no more"...is he dead?

No, not at all he's very much alive, but they successfully killed his campaign to let the world know hiv has a cure

neezar:
Are u poor and dirty ??

I try as possible to avoid them, the ask for call credit on the first day you meet or call them and demand for a g class as a first gift, yes their families live in a fowl cage-like house

MhizzAJ:
He's talking rubbish

ahh ahh your name be like another warrior, mhizz, na so una de bear name wen una papa no give una