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Five years in relationship no be small thing now, my advise to her is that she has to calm herself down and make she try and sit that guy down make dem talk wella Guess I'm right

I was here to check the photo not to read the news

What a jonzing world Op

Is freemason a satanic organisation Illuminati is a nice organization, for illuminati to free this women by not assasinating her she's lucky...

Hmmmm because black women are too dependent on men: abi I lie ni

Thanks but I never post am self How come and I made a lot of mistakes. I need to delete this

Hello! I know you will be wondering how I come Across preparing some thing like this but don't worry I will teach you and you will know the steps on how to make wild food like this.

INGRIDENTS: flour,butter,onions,seanoning,tomato sauce,Alligator' meat, Frog meat, con beef, irish potatoe, little tequilla(acohol),
Olive oil,

1. Make an order for frogs or alligator. meat or if you know where to get it make an arraingement for it

2. Wash your meat (alligator or frog) gently remove the skin because both skin are poisonous

3. After washing boil it and make sure you let it done(eatable) boil it for like 30mins

4. Then after boiling for 30mins, put it inside a dishe(a bowl or suacer)

5. Grill it for like 10mins or make use of micro wave

6. After grilling, then spice it up with onions, boiled irish potato, con beef, olive oil, seasoning, boiled pepper...

7. Make your matched flour ready so put the spiced meat (alligator or frog) inside and roll it up or make it like a form of meat pie then put it inside your micro wave for like 30mins

8. After 30mins your snack is ready to eat
So enjoy n feel the taste of the real meat(alligator and frog)

Source: a friend from australia taught me how to do it and its okey (delicious)

Malaysia flight should be Dunno sha I my muslim sister n brother how we go do ileya now

silly QUESTIONS NIGERIANS ASK!!!!
I give you N100 note for mtn card seller still dey ask how much?
Answer: give me N1500
mtn
*********************************
They see you coming out of the bathroom, wet; did you just have a bath?
Answer:
no, i fell into the toilet bowl..
****************************************
Sees a gentle man wit bible entering church premises.... Question; are u going to church?
NO AM GOING 2 THE SHRINE
************************************
NA YOUR FACE BE THIS?
Answer: NO NA MY HIPS.
************************************
Guy how far? NA YOU BE THIS?
Answer: NO OH! NA MY PAPA
WHEN HIM YOUNG.
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On ur wedding, one walk
up to you as you are
about to take ur wedding pix
with ur wife...
NA YOUR WIFE BE THIS?
Answer: NO OH! NA MY MAMA
CLASS MATE.
*****************************
Give me your phone number -
0803476... ....THANKS.
SO YOU DEY USE MTN?
Answer: NO!!! NA NEPA I DEY USE.
***************************************
I listened to 9 o'clock news, it
was announced that
the election was postponed. WHO
TOLD YOU?
Answer: NA ONE NATIVE DOCTOR
FOR MY VILLAGE.
*********************************
Take this mosquito coil; e dey
kill insect fast...
Thanks bros. E DEY KILL
MOSQUITOS?
Answer: NO,E DEY KILL ELEPHANT.
**************************************
Standing in front of a police
station* SHEY NA POLICE STATION
BE THIS?
Answer:no! Na aso rock!.... See what iphone 6 as turn the world into

Silly QUESTIONS NIGERIANS ASK!!!!
I give you N100 note for mtn card seller still dey ask how much?
Answer: give me N1500
mtn
*********************************
They see you coming out of the bathroom, wet; did you just have a bath?
Answer:
no, i fell into the toilet bowl..
****************************************
Sees a gentle man wit bible entering church premises.... Question; are u going to church?
NO AM GOING 2 THE SHRINE
************************************
NA YOUR FACE BE THIS?
Answer: NO NA MY HIPS.
************************************
Guy how far? NA YOU BE THIS?
Answer: NO OH! NA MY PAPA
WHEN HIM YOUNG.
********************************
On ur wedding, one walk
up to you as you are
about to take ur wedding pix
with ur wife...
NA YOUR WIFE BE THIS?
Answer: NO OH! NA MY MAMA
CLASS MATE.
*****************************
Give me your phone number -
0803476... ....THANKS.
SO YOU DEY USE MTN?
Answer: NO!!! NA NEPA I DEY USE.
***************************************
I listened to 9 o'clock news, it
was announced that
the election was postponed. WHO
TOLD YOU?
Answer: NA ONE NATIVE DOCTOR
FOR MY VILLAGE.
*********************************
Take this mosquito coil; e dey
kill insect fast...
Thanks bros. E DEY KILL
MOSQUITOS?
Answer: NO,E DEY KILL ELEPHANT.
**************************************
Standing in front of a police
station* SHEY NA POLICE STATION
BE THIS?
Answer:no! Na aso rock!.... see what the iphone 6 as turn the world into

Fufu stuff

Pix of babaginda shaking hands with shekaru or .............? Fill in the gaps you no the rest. Mufu

Is it $3.9m or $9.3m?

25 kobo, my uncle always send me an errands to take a letter to her fiancee but now they are now married.

Hello

Ladies fall for me easily! Its just that to be a nice guy is bad cause if you're nice to them they will treat you like a slave so be yoursef don't be too soft

If Buhari should be the President so many people will go to Jail, including GEJ! My vote will be for Buhari! Burahi for 2015

Your GF called you to INFORM you, you just have to trust her, what if she deosnt tell you nko? So guy don't be too worried... At least Trust your gf Lol!!!

@op nice research, @painter I'm imprissed but wait, no matter how invisible they are I will always spot them with my eyes

@opGuy how far nah you just make me waste MB 4 dis thing wey u post which account I go rite I'm down now Mb wasted

@op you made a mistake you forgot to add LAGOS City! EkO oni baje!! But don't worry I don add am by mysef so thank me later

[b][/b]A lady is more likely to use " K " in a text message when they have no interest in talking to you. Leave them let them continue using 'K' for when God change things for you they will be using Yes Sir for you

@op is like you made a mistake you forgot to add nigeria

He looks like the actor who acted the godfather

Nigerian women don't think straight espacially the learned one's... All they think of is to make use of iphone6, brazilian hair, exotic cars and to be with there sugar daddie! Please don't quote

She's using you as an advantage. Give her space, don't call nor text her, move on with your life, I bet you she's will re-think all what she's has done to stress you and I bet it she will call you back.... Or if she calls you always prepare to lie to her for example if she calls and she ask you where you @, tell her that you're at a place FAR AWAY from where she stays and she will ask u what you are doing there then tell her you are there for business... So much to yan later bro