Your failure is as long as your hand in this picture
We cannot wait to see your back in few months

Juventus all the way

They have probably seen another way to distabilize and disperse the building momentum for obi amongst the youths..
They now remembered they should have been in school
Anything to scatter the plans of installing obi as president

Today is a new day, i thank God sweet times.... ..katsina camp 17b

Does anyone know about Fibre optics and computer signal management ?

who is that dude that looks like buhari?

please who has an update about grooming microfinance bank recruitment?.
Any info is urgently needed ASAP

the war has already started on nairaland! we could all start and end it all here once and for all

please has anyone been able to successfully installed any of the fifa games version on techno y6? if yes, what version and how was the performance? I have been struggling with installations on mine.. i need answers ASAP

please has anyone been able to successfully installed any of the fifa games version on techno y6?
if yes, what version and how was the performance?
I have been struggling with installations on mine..
i need answers ASAP

spacks:
Hmmm..Wetin person no go see for this naija....someone called me that am suppose to pay him because we were paired .......I told him i am not a member of MMM and he said brother please send anytin you have, na God pair us not MMM

can you people just stop? laugh wan kill me.. Am a victim of this scheme though but with a forego-able money

well u guys should keep hating! i just got paid yesterday

Dapsonemmanuel:
Someone tell me why I didn't know of this plan .. Damn look at what am missing ..






But op .. It is writting application down .. Why's that??:-S

Datz d point.. i noticed just yesterday but i used it last weekend. Am only praying its jst a network problem and that it can start working again

mine too has been writing application down since today.. dunno if its network problem or its been scraped

Has airtel weekend subscription of 100 for 1gig stopped? has anyone noticed or subscribed?

please how much will it cost to change my laptops screen latitude e6400, 14.1inch..please its very
urgent and your suggestions will be highly appreciated

A friend of mine is doing his clearance with one of nigerian polytechnic. He graduated last year but has a problem with one course which he had CD. He wants to know if its possible to wave this course or it should be re--sitted. He really wants this course waved but asking for its possibility.
the grading is as follows
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AB
B
BC
C
CD
D

A Federal High Court in Abuja on Friday affirmed in two separately rulings on Friday that the certificate of return issued to Uche Ogah by the Independent National Electoral Commission paving the way for him to be sworn in as Governor of Abia State, was valid. Justice Okon Abang ruled that the two separate judgments delivered on June 27, removing Onyechi Ikpeazu as Governor of Abia State and ordering Ogah to be sworn in his stead could no longer be stayed since the Independent National Electoral Commission had already issued fresh certificate of return to Ogah. He ruled that the judgment removing Ikpeazu remained valid until it is set aside by the Court of Appeal. The judge ruled, “The order of the court subsists until set aside by the Court of Appeal. “Therefore, the INEC lawfully issued Certificate of Return to Dr. Sampson Ikpeazu as it was in line with the judgment of this court.” The judge made this declaration in two separate rulings dismissing the motions for stay of execution filed by Ikpeazu and the Peoples Democratic Party with respect to one of the two judgments delivered on June 27. The June 27 judgments were delivered in two suits separately filed by Ogah and one Obasi Uba Eleagbara. While the court refused to hear Ikpeazu’s motion for stay of execution of the judgment with respect to the case numbered FHC/ABJ/CS/71/2016 which was personally filed by Ogah, the court dismissed a similar motion filed by the embattled governor and the PDP with respect to the suit, numbered FHC/ABJ/CS/1086/2014. With regard to the first case (filed by Ogah), the judge ruled that he could not go ahead to hear the motion for stay of execution since lawyers to the opposing parties (Ogah and Ikpeazu) had both submitted that the court no longer had jurisdiction to hear it because the appeal against the court’s judgment had been entered and appeal number issued. But the court dismissed the motion for stay of execution filed by Ikpeazu with respect to the judgment on the case filed by Eleagbara, on the grounds that it lacked merit. Though Ikpeazu’s lawyer, Chief Wole Olanipekun (SAN), sought to withdraw the application after the judge refused his request for an adjournment of the hearing on the motion, the judge held that the prayer for its withdrawal was belated since Ogah’s lawyer, Alex Izinyon (SAN) had been made to file a counter-affidavit opposing it. The judge held that since issues had been joined, the motion for stay of execution was deemed to have been heard regardless of whether it was formally moved in the open court. Justice Abang also held that since INEC had issued Certificate of Return to Ogah, there was nothing left to be stayed.

ever811:
ahah...na wizkid mama be this...but them say an elephant can only give birth to an elephant.. how come this giant mama come give birth to this small rat?

lol.. u no well ni

Each time i dial a number with my mtn line it tells me "am not allowed to call this number " since yesterday!
i called customer care they where not able to proffer solution.
is anyone experiencing the same tin?

the sort of atrocities happening in this country this days are so very disheartening! human beings acting like beast..
this country really needs sanitization...

fem29:
Lawd where do I start



By no means is that an exhaustive breakdown of the errors. Please try to write proper English.although that is not even the worst example of pseudo and incorrect grammar on this nairaland, try to improve your written English, the more you practice writing properly, the better you will get and it will really help you in life.

from your comment and my observation,i only noticed that you are not comfortable with the short or abbreviated words i used. .am sorry if you found it very difficult to assimilate and from henceforth i would try to use my words in full and thanks for your advice too!

fem29:


. Sometimes when you read the pseudo English some people write, your head will start aching. Very off putting

what exactly is wrong with the English? the shortened word or grammatical errors? can u point them out? am waiting to be corrected

all ur opinions thus far has bin amasing n i wud definitely give him to read dem himsef... he wil mak his decisions at last... i do appreciate!
oda opinions are also welcomed

my friend is 27yrs and blessed wit musical talent.he plays keyboard n drums n sings too. And dis frnd's dad is a pastor too. He has bin in choir in his dad's church frm his tender age n he has served vry well in all leadership capacities in his dad's church.
now d problem is He has graduated frm skul lastyr n his dad stated it categorically clear dt once hez tru wit higher institution He (his dad) wud no longer tak responsibility of him. n wit dz in mind he sought greener pastures n luckily anoda church needed or requestd his services in wich he wud b paid handsomely. due to pressures to meet his needs he left his dads church n strtd going to dz oda church jst to make ends meet while also waiting for nysc later dz year. Due to dz decision to leave his dads church n being independent it has resulted to conflicts at home.. D parents wants him back at all cost without a guarantee dt his needs wud b met n him on his part dsnt want his needs to b met by his parents considering his age. He wants to meet his needs by himself so as nt to bcom a liability to his parents.
he has tried all he cud to explain dz facts to his parents bt dey gave deaf ears n wants him back to dia church n rytnw he is vry confused.. Anybdy wit similar experience? or a gud advice on hw to go abt dz? cuz its causing him much thoughts n bringing conflicts BTW him n d parents

dz is vry vry absurd.. wonder wia dz wrld is headed!