₦airaland Forum

Emaprince:
I no understand yoruba very well..but I can bet my money that asake is more prolific than omah lay.

Asake is just looking at the consumers of afrobeat and giving them their fare share of his talents. After listening to lonely at the top, you can agree that asake can really cool down and pen any kind of song. He is just full of exuberance and doing what his energy pushes him to...and he does them very well.

Asaka can write and rhyme very well. Forget guy, this is not about empty music...asake has it in him.

Asake that sings like he wants to cry while reciting incantations with Yoruba on just one particular beat. The guy is always using the same beat. Then Seyi vibes copied him and took the incantation recitation to the next level. Bro went to Germany and was dropping incantations.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nRWca_dxkuU

izzou:
[color=royalblue]You were not performing your girlfriend duties...

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https://www.nairaland.com/7991426/accidentally-x-one-days-went

How does sex happen accidentally. The prick just fell inside her or what. Girls lie too much.

liveLongNprospa:
Does Nigeria have enough crude to give Dangote?

What kind of question is this?

Now I see why those normal banks are trying hard to get rid of P2P payments .

raumdeuter:
You dey mind am?
Has scoring ever been Man city problem?
2016/17 they crashed out of the CL 6-6 aggregates to Monaco
In 2018 they crashed out of the CL after conceding 5 goals to Liverpool
In 2019 City crashed out of the CL after a 4-4 game to Spurs
In 2020 City crashed out of the CL conceding 3 goals to Lyon
In 2022 they crashed out to Madrid after losing 6-5 aggregates

In all these years Man city in at least 1 leg conceded 3 goals

Last year in the entire CL there was no single match where Man city conceded 3 goals. Let's even go further and show if over 2 legs Man city ever conceded 3 goals in any fixture home and away last season

In last season entire CL, Man city in 13 games conceded 5 goals, while in previous seasons they were regularly conceding 4, 5 and 6 in just 1 fixture

In 2022 City faced Madrid and scored 5 goals but got knocked out 6-5
In 2023 City faced Madrid and scored 5 goals but qualified easily. 5-1

What is the difference

Calamity Laporte was singlehandedly responsible for 3 of those elimination.

GrammarNazi1:
Can't Nigeria use technology to fight crime?

You think it will magically stop kidnapping? America that has all the technology records that every 40 seconds, a child goes missing or is abducted in the United States with approximately 810,000 people missing/kidnapped yearly.

Emaprince:
Omo!!!

What a shame.

Trash that misinformation. Mikel Obi father was rescued by the Enugu police Force. Wagner group ko, timo Werner ni.

Leyqute:
Let 16 European teams hold a competition in CIV, set ticket prices to $50 and see if attendance won’t be low.

Economy na your mate? You think people will prefer to starve than to watch ball?

Keep deceiving yourself. 20 European clubs and all the stadiums in CIV will be filled to the brim back to back. Economy ko, starve ni.

Economy this, economy that. Let Man city, Madrid, Barca and United hold a 4 team competition in Nigeria and set ticket price at $50 let's see if the stadiums won't sell over X2. Transportation ko, COVID ni.

Majority of the immigrants in France are from French colonies. After stealing their resources to develop France, all of them must enjoy it together.

timbros:
Anything above 5h here in Naija, stadium no fit full.

Depends on the team playing. Ghana, Ivory coast, Senegal, Algeria, Egypt etc and at least 50% of the stadium will be filled even with gate fee of 1k and above.

Vischy:
N'golo Kante is the most achieving midfielder any of your Barca frauds (xavi and iniesta) can dream of.

What did Kante achieve that Xavi and iniesta can only dream of?

kendrick93:
He was Belgium best player on the day.
As usual KDB didn't show up for Belgium in a big game


https://it.whoscored.com/Articles/KNIPrLjoDkaUFt-Su_zR4w/Show/Player-Ratings-France-1-0-Belgium-Golden-Ball-favourite-Mbappe-stars-again[url]

kendrick93:
He was Belgium best player on the day.
As usual KDB didn't show up for Belgium in a big game


https://it.whoscored.com/Articles/KNIPrLjoDkaUFt-Su_zR4w/Show/Player-Ratings-France-1-0-Belgium-Golden-Ball-favourite-Mbappe-stars-again[url]

You know ratings are skewed by meaningless dribbles completed. Against Brazil and France, Kdb had 4 key passes( passes that lead to a shot) and 1 goal while Hazard had only 1 key passes in both matches with zero goal contribution. But Kdb didn't show up while Hazard lead Belgium. What a funny narrative.

User09:
As an aside, a lot of your stories dont check out. It's easier to just ignore since the overall motive of the story checks out

You always seem to know someone or have a friend who's experienced all kind of scenarios. - I'm sure you know what they say about people like that.

Ease off on the need to speak on everything. I only corrected what I'm pretty sure was wrong

So you have noticed it too? Thought I was the only one.

Theflint1:
Na part of wetin dey funny be this, people wey be essentially e partners in crime (both the black and white disciples), dey talk like dem be victims. Some of them were probably were, especially those he recruited in their teens, but 10-14 years is a long time to be front row members in a situation as sordid without being complicit.

If what they are saying is true then they should be locked up and prosecuted. One was basically confessing to child prostitution and forming victim.

No single tangible audio and video evidence of miracles being planned or staged. It's just a bunch of people saying this and that. Yh two people followed him to take a dump and pulled his boxer up.

Melvyn11:
You are still not getting the context why other women were disagreeing with her post. Nobody said anything was wrong waking up to cook for her husband. Read the tweet below. Am sure someone now will tag her a wicked feminist. Now let's turn it around. You saw a tweet were a man said his wife came home and told him how her male co worker was always dashing her 5k everyday for her to eat lunch since she doesn't go with food and the man then said from that day henceforth he started giving her 6k to eat lunch before something else will develop between his wife and her co worker. How will you respond to it. Will you be here praising the man or calling him a useless simp?

Herd mentality won't let them think.

AnfieldFan:
I agree with this, many people who make it seem like Nigerians are worse than other nationalities morally keep on forgetting that Nigerians are very poor, economically, this country has been declining steadily for a long while now...

Though by and large, Nigeria can be said to be insecure due to bandits and local violent clashes, I still marvel on how this country hasn't totally broken down..It points to resilience, maybe a little religious hope/faith or even delusion and maybe, just maybe us as a people not being totally morally bankrupt and reprehensible as some people think...

Trying to take advantage of a failed system is natural human instinct and self preservation.
Nigerians can't even rely on credible elections and and strong institutions to hold people accountable, there really is no way out of the tunnel...A lot of people have realised this albeit subconsciously so this manifests itself as craftiness ..


I think there's also another angle to it , in my opinion, a healthy portion of Nigeria is literate, not necessarily educated but literate and exposed to what it feels like to live the good life by what they're exposed to on Social Media and this drives them to try and replicate the same things...

All in all, I do not completely agree with Obainojazz, I think putting principled Men and Women in every executive and legislative office in Nigeria changes Nigeria...Men and women that are willing to build strong institutions (think of the current Jamb registrar), and watch the Nigerian population fall in line because the environment doesn't forgive or encourage illegality..

Perfectly written.

Itsrm:
So why do we have to complain when politicians steal? Why do we even have EFCC and ICPC when everybody is just taking advantage of every other person which happens everywhere in the world.

Go and read the post you are replying to again.

Itsrm:
My wife bought one sweet agbalumo(Udara) yesterday. On my way back from work, I bought from the same woman only for me to get home and madam told me she sold 4 for 500 naira to her just last night. Meanwhile, this woman sold 3 for 500 naira to me. Maybe because I was driving. She quickly took advantage. I went back immediately to collect the remaining one.

Everyone is taking advantage of every other person.

The government is a reflection of each and everyone of us.

Taking advantage of people happens everywhere in the world. It's nothing peculiar to Nigeria. It's the duty of the government to create an environment that doesn't enable it. The people in America are not morally better than the ones In Nigeria.

obainojazz:
After spending few weeks in Nigeria, I came to a conclusion.
Even if they put Peter Obi in all 36 states… that country can’t develop in another 100years.
Life is hard in naija abeg…. airport staff want bribe, police want bribe… Bad roads choke in a whole Lagos, Keke, bike and danfo na just nuisance.

The problem is not even just the government but the people as well.

I hope it gets better 🤦🏽‍♂️

So you can't see the contradiction in your post. Who made life hard in Nigeria if not the government? Who is responsible for not maintaining roads? To make matters worst you turned around and said if good governance is placed in all 36states the country won't develop in 100years lol.

Leyqute:
If they are that solid, they won't be on a negative goal difference.

The problem with Laliga is there are a few teams with really quality players.

Imagine this ridiculous high line versus Girona, Atletico or Modric and Vini jnr. See space behind them na. It takes just one pass to unlock it.

How does being solid have to do with goal difference? You are just typing without making any sense. Imagine calling a team. with one of the best defensive record in the league not solid. They have good defense but poor attack which explains their GD. This same Las Palmas won the Atletico Madrid you mentioned there. Simeone must not be a quality coach like you the nairaland Pep.

You believe Jesus Feed more than 5000 people with 2 fish and 5 loaves of bread without asking silly questions if angels were baking bread In heaven, you believe Jesus turned water to wine but using blood sacrifice to increase your money is were you are asking silly questions if spirits go to CBN to print money lmao.

Ab0bii:
There will be no explanation whatsoever to it. That is why it is called juju

If you don't believe it, go to court

You are wasting your time with those people.

I always find it amusing when a religious person doesn't believe in Juju. Like you a Muslim who believes in an Arabic god, jinns, devil and all the rest that comes with Islam yet you don't believe in African juju. Is that not the height of foolishness? An atheist saying it you will understand but a religious person lol.

OkpaNsukkaisBae:
He said his oldman. His oldman fit be his grandpa. When we buried my grandpa we burnt his cloth. Wearing cloth of a dead man is not d finest souvenir unless it is required by tradition especially if he's titled man.

He is talking about his father not granddad. If he had said burnt that would have been a little bit understandable. So currently an aboki Mallam is wearing his father's cloth and gallivanting. Shi..t is still amusing me.

OkpaNsukkaisBae:
He was specific. Cloth is different from property

Giving all your father cloths to an aboki is insane. He even ended it with' why I go dey wear dead man clothes " lmao

BlueRayDick:
Can u imagine ?

Even when my old man died , we gave all his cloth out to mallam cos why I go dey wear person wey don die cloth .

Poverty no be good thing at all ; it won’t make u reason well at all. U go dey see opportunity for where shame dey 🤦‍♂️

You gave your father cloths to Mallam. WTF, I hope you also gave his properties to the Mallam too cause why will you be using a dead man's property.

Sportsweb:
ok

Kk

Sportsweb:
of course. Immediately Jose broke his streak at Barcelona, he went for sabbatical leave

Repeating this lie one million times won't make it true.

DissTroy:
Tired? One moment "Leave my mentions; I'd no longer respond!"; Next you keep giving single-alphabetical replies.

See? Why should anyone take you seriously when you have no conviction? You can't even stand by your own comment.

This is the part where I let you be. The point was to prove how contradictory your opinions are. Point made.

K

DissTroy:
Good. Now go back to some backwater section or thread to troll like the simpléton you are, incapable of deduction and inferences.

K