₦airaland Forum

Let's get something straight, no judge sentences an accused to death for just theft, there must be something involved. Murder, manslaughter, rape, attempted murder.
Not saying the sentence is right or he's guilty, but let's hear the full story first

Nigerians!

Police station? Last thing you should do. The simcard on the phone should still have some contacts on it

Biko OP no vex o, but how is this different from our normal giant house rats?
Don't forget lassa fever is in town

The number of those "detained and awaiting trial" in Nigerian prisons and detention cells outnumber the sum of these top 10 nations imprisoned combined

Chai! Uncle Ebele, Aunty Dieziani and Aunty Ngozi.....only God can forgive you people. Harken close to him and seek forgiveness

Amebo123:
OP abeg make up your mind is it a lion or a tiger?

The post is so confusing. Switching lanes from layon to tiger every sentence.
They said it roars (lion), picture shows spotted cat, that looks like a lioness with spots.
Do tigers have spots while still young?

My organisation uses Zenith and Axa Mansard.
Hygeia isn't bad also

They have no bleeping right to [/s]intimidate[s]summon him. Useless lawmakers!

wawappl:
he should try again at night

You read my mind. People wey truly wan commit suicide no dey do so under watchful eyes

Goes out with man, slumps and dies! Whoosh? Voodoo must be involved!
Bloody Nigerians!

Ishilove:
This is highly unusual of you.

Back to the topic. Nigeria is royally fvcked. Fvcked anally without grease. Fvcked in every aspect. Fvcked without a ray of hope. Fvcked because we are a country filled with wicked and satanic people who don't want good for their fellow men.

Sis, you just summarised Nigeria in one bleeping sentence! Succinctly apt mehn!

Angeleena:
smh....a doc is complaining.. then what would you say of the nurses??doctors are flexing full time,they don't take doctors for granted, nurses would embark on warning strike,even enter main strike,from now till eternity, yet nothing come out..but doctors just warning strike, is enuf..most hospitals have doctors stations, but nurses,theirs is pathetic.. in fact resident doctors, are bring paid,soo well,compared to the nurses,sometimes medical students, are being paid,even when they Neva smell their final MB exams...a fresh doctor, earns higher than a nurse,that's in the system for several donkey years, whereas these nurses,do the main jobs..have seen a doc,that can't fix simple cannula..so guy,ur case holds no water,in the case of doctors and nurses,monkey dey work, baboons dey chop.

You don't even have the slightest idea of what a proper healthcare system is like.
All of your assertions are entirely wrong, all of it

Just this for that ridiculous price? Sorry LG, I love you but I'd pass on this one

And you think you posted news abi?

I become sad when I see these things! We kill and eat virtually everything in Nigeria

Ishilove:
Okay doc. You gat mail.

Responded

Ishilove:
Hokay doc

I have a number of complaints o. What's your area of speciality? I want to know which ones to present first

Remember, only wan complaint.
Infectious diseases is my game

Ishilove:
Free consultancy nko?

Off course, free medicals doesn't mean free drugs or investigations, but consultancy.
But I'd take an exception. I'd treat one complaint free for you

Ishilove:
High grade, razor sharp secateurs in exchange for free medical checkup

Free medical season has expired, try again next year

Ishilove:
I plead 'Guilty', Your Docship

Guilty as charged ma'am.
What's your plea bargain?

Ishilove:
Wa gbayi. You have mastered your anatomy

O serious rara

Ishilove:
Use secateurs for the hair. They are stubborn

Like porcupine spines abi?

Ishilove:
Yes you are, doc. If you check your nostrils well you will see scores of grey hair proudly sprouting like spring onions

The fact is that freedom of expression is being grossly abused in today's society. These people don't care about the consequences of their actions, all they care about is the quick buck. They have sold their souls to the devil.

Really sad. Nigerian democracy isn't mature for FOI.
In other news....*looking for garden shears to trim my nostril hair*

Ishilove:
Hokay.

1) It eez not good for your BP

2) It is not good for us youngsters to see elders blow gaskets over werey bloggers.

Issokay. Haff decide to farabale. Bet am nor old sha o, or am I?
Buh really, is freedom of information as they claim, really free, without consequences?

Ishilove:
Alagba fara bale.

Juz teh me 2 good reasons why ashu farabale

divicode:
Nigeria, the city that devours its inhabitants! Rest in peace, bro.

Mr oga, Nigeria is not a city

Ishilove:
Alagba, e dakun ma binu. Awon bloggers werey l'on da confusion s'ile.

Gaddemn bloggers! *dialling El-Rufai's number*

Who is who now? Who's the nurse and who's the doctor? Who works in Lagos and who works on the east? Who jumped into the lagoon lagoon and who's making YouTube videos? Who is Allwell Orji (nurse) and who's Allwell Orji (doctor)
E ye da agbalagba lamu jare

SPSS answers your questions but then again, why do you want to export from excel to SPSS again?