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Smh..
Na dem poo hole go dey suffer like Dis ehen..

HungerBAD:
This girl plenty ohh.

You no dey sleep ni

Nice jump suit..
Toolz carry for front and behind..
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Your problem..
Same Gamble don help some people...
When you won't desist from wanting to turn 100 naira to millions all of a sudden

Jimi23:
Helen Paul fit chop di-ck die. Dirty pig. How she nor go take play with herself. Cucumber chopper.

She chop your own

Khd95:
"...When pple misunderstood me,i feel bad but i have learnt to play with my self ..."


iam not understanding that bold

The use of a long green big cucumber

People take advantage of you when you don't have want you need at the right time..

When are they going they release the one he his touching her brezz?
The butt wey u don press tire be pre wedding shoot..

Na only me no understand SEUN Life ni?
Who knows Seun's IG?
His life is just like a mystery that needs to be unraveled to me..

eezeribe:
Noted... But it looks like Tokunbo

Am sure you no get bicycle let alone 5th Beatle car.

decatalyst:
He said he spent 20mil on the shit...how much is the tissue paper? eda kun

Not the kind of tissue paper they sell in your area.
Appreciate him don't try to be funny..

majorbravo:
OP add this as an update to number one. Girls are perfecting their craft by the hour and you have to keep up with the jones.

She doesn't receive calls or chats while you are together
What sort of girl stays the weekend at your place and never receives a phone call or text? She comes over to see you without the phone she's been using for chatting you up, she shows up with a calculator type phone and tells you a cooked up story about the other phone(you hear "i'm charging it somewhere" or "the screen is bad and I'was too embarrassed to take the phone along" etc). Because she doesn't want her other clients to chat text her while she's busy with you and so you don't look up her messages. Gone are the days when she just has to change sim, now she'll change sim or just phone or both cos if internet works, her clients can still reach her. And are you wondering why she's not bothered about the other guys ringing and getting a not available tone or not having their messages delivered? Of course she has another cooked up story to tell them when she gets back.

Let me make it a bonus

daewoorazer:
[color=#995500]Y d heck do I have to watchout for all these?


Largely, there is gonna be behavioral change which could include many things not listed up there.





I look out for behavioural change and once it's confirmed, I'd dump her ass before she Could say Jack. [/color]

Mr no nonsense

gabinogem:
u can't cum in cuz u iz a lady.


OP nice points

Thanks man

optional1:
you can call me serial cheat that's if I have shown u my boyfrnd before...

Just saying tho... I actually replied what u said earlier I didn't say u are a cheat..

optional1:
Lol


op me dat possess all this 10 things nko.....

Maybe I should call you serial cheat then

Divay22:
Can i come in

You are free..

1. She pays more attention to her phone than you.


If you inevitably spend every dinner glaring at her as she pivots between various social networks and replies to every text message that springs up, don't be too quick to write her behavior off as a sign of the times.

Sure, we're all guilty of being so overly engrossed in our digital lives that we neglect the present moment. But if she makes a continual habit of talking to her Twitter followers more than you during dinner dates, it may point to her lack of investment in the relationship, not just her fleeting attention span. We don't want to say she might be spending your night together making plans with someone else, but stranger things have happened.

2. She's less interested in sex.

Every couple has sex routines. Maybe three times a week is your norm; maybe you get it in every night. But if your norm inexplicably changes, and you find you're battling a new excuse every night, you may want to investigate what lies at the root of the issue. Is she really too tired (every damn night)? Has your sex life just gotten that boring? Or, is she simply disinterested in humping you...because she's getting it elsewhere?

We're not saying you should draw wild conclusions from a single "not tonight," but be aware of what normal looks like so you know when your sex schedule diverges from it, and take the time to discuss what the real issue is.

3. She accumulating new clothes at higher rates than usual.

If your girl goes into makeover mode and tears through the mall like Sonic the Hedgehog on a mission, you should take notice. Most women have an affinity for retail, but if her shopping takes on a rabid focus seemingly out of nowhere, you should ask yourself why she has become invested in reinventing herself.

Again, it's about a departure from the norm. If your girl normally puts on a full face of make-up to run errands, don't think twice about her putting on mascara to go to the dry-cleaners. But if she's a sweats-and-Chapstick type of chick, and she suddenly starts taking an hour to get ready to go out (particularly, without you), you have a reason to worry.

4. She's overly concerned with your whereabouts.

Remember when you first met and every day was peppered with a constant exchange of flirty, borderline-salacious text messages? It's normal for your text game to fall off from that initial honeymoon phase, but if she takes hours to respond without explanation, and can't muster up an ounce of enthusiasm when she does, it's not a good look for your relationship.

There's a real possibility she's under stress at work, or just in an emotional rut. But if you're able to rule that out (which you can do with a few simple questions) and you notice she rarely takes the initiative to text—and if she does, it's to ask where you are—she might be tracking your whereabouts for less than innocent reasons. We hate to be the ones to say it, but she's not suddenly interested in the minutiae of your day—she's covering her ass.

5. She isn’t making plans for the future.
If you look in your phone's calendar, are the upcoming months looking unusually devoid of commitments? None of her 200 cousins has a wedding planned, you've yet to confirm any plans for your accrued vacation days, and hell, you haven't even heard about one of those double dates with her best friend she usually forces you to pencil in each month.

It's possible she's overwhelmed at work or otherwise preoccupied; it's also possible she's plotting an escape and is hesitant to extend any invitations knowing she'll eventually have to rescind them. Or, even worse, she's too invested in someone new to realize she's been neglecting your shared social schedule.


6. She flirts with other people in front of you.

This points to larger issues of being attention-starved, having an insatiable ego, and otherwise being insecure. But more notably, if she's comfortable batting her eyes at other people in front of you, what is she doing when you're not there?

7. She starts pointing fingers in your direction.
If your previously secure girlfriend suddenly goes into paranoia mode, you should take notice. If she snaps at you over seemingly innocent actions (basically, anything on this list, but in small, completely commonplace increments), she might be trying to throw you off her scent. By focusing your attention to your perceived failings, you'll be less apt to interrogate her about her actual foul play, which is just the way she'd like it.

8. She makes a point to say she’s unhappy.

It's easy to misinterpret any of the aforementioned signals as infidelity when in actuality, there is a perfectly reasonable explanation. But, if you start noticing that the signs are slowly piling up, and she's recently admitted she's no longer happy in the relationship, you might be on the verge of a full-fledged confession.

Guilt is a tricky emotion, and she might feel that by fessing up to her flailing satisfaction in the relationship, she is offering you (and herself) an explanation for her selfish actions. Or, she could be gearing up to act on a long-held impulse, and making her excuses in advances so she can later utter, "I told you so," with aplomb.

9. She falls off the radar for large gaps of time.

So, she disappeared for five hours for the third time in a week and blamed it on falling asleep, and you actually believed her? That's cute. We guess what they say is true—love is actually blind.

We hate to be the ones to pry those stubborn eyelids open, but if your girl goes M.I.A. for days at a time, you need to stop making excuses and start getting answers.

10. Feel free to add yours.

Bonus point: She doesn't receive calls or chats while you are together
What sort of girl stays the weekend at your place and never receives a phone call or text? She comes over to see you without the phone she's been using for chatting you up, she shows up with a calculator type phone and tells you a cooked up story about the other phone(you hear "i'm charging it somewhere" or "the screen is bad and I'was too embarrassed to take the phone along" etc). Because she doesn't want her other clients to chat text her while she's busy with you and so you don't look up her messages. Gone are the days when she just has to change sim, now she'll change sim or just phone or both cos if internet works, her clients can still reach her. And are you wondering why she's not bothered about the other guys ringing and getting a not available tone or not having their messages delivered? Of course she has another cooked up story to tell them when she gets back.

[B]Credits: 2,4,6 ( Shanté Cosme ) , bonus point- majorbravo

Coming next: 10 Ways to Get a Girlfriend [/b]

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And so?
Should we start dancing or what??

The boobi go get thick nippples as I dey sight am from here.

Their business..
Who cares..
They are trying to gain attention again..

Na MMM talk dey reign so make dem swerve

I over agree with you...

Calm down he is still looking for 500million..
He wud show up as soon as he gets it..

Those Zahra's hands mehn.... Its

Aja gbera....
Congrats anyways make I no talk before they tag me hater..

Lol....nice woman

Happy Birthday Mr PANA...
But is 24 actually your real age?

End Result: The dude go get unnecessary erection..

What's sexy abt this thing..
OP don smoke osogbo weed..

The only thing I can talk of his the new singlet and hairless armpits

I don't take this man serious again...
He is just too loose...

Where is the crude oil na..
At least show us sample..