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Ukalsman:
Pls wat is d name of computer science department HOD

Dr R. G Jimoh

how to make money on the internet

Emmysteve:
All these long write up lessons is just how to get a girl friend Lol una no get work at all.

The truth of the matter is all these sermons are not even necessary. I wish it's all about how to make money. In one of the thread, i read where some body once said we have two types of guys: the ones that chase after girls, and the ones that girls chase after. I happen to fall under the latter. In fact all the girls i dated came to me, i didn't suffer myself in doing all these rituals. Infact na me dey choose.

the fact that u make money attracts dem to u, fine but there is stil smth u r doin rite 'unconciously'...mayb d gals arnd u notice u as a calm n confident guy, u no send but still get money. All these are magnets. I dont kno ao rich u r but i know rich guys dat cant make a real gal (they have enuff runz gals) fall for them because they always tink it is abt spending for dem...n dose gals will chop their money before they realise...dose bitc.hes aint loyal

Deapexboy:
Dis op take tym study girls....abeg mod lock gals frm seeing dis thread!!..lol

u see, even if they c d thread, it will still work on them because you playin on their weakness (their emotions).

this techniques r d best tin since alomo bitter...they work lyk magic. But d problem is...many guys r controlled by their emotions, sometymz some of dis techniques take time. To use dis techniques u nid an overdose of patience, self control n confidence. Dnt ever be emotional with d ladies, it rarely works...dnt be quick to spend or say "i love you", i care so much abt u" etc until she is fully into u else she will take u for granted.

The main pt is no tactics will work wit the ladies if u dnt follow dis rule....never get so emotional (else u lose control n she takes you for a fool), follow dis rule n u will b calm n trust me...u drive her crazy because she is not used to ur kind

omolizzy:
Yes by the grace of God.

will send u a pm. Do me d honor of replyin

omolizzy:
Fresh graduate from BUK

kul...same frm unilorin. R u goin to service with d batch c

omolizzy:
Bros I swear I no dey look for person trouble so no fear at all. Was born n brot up in offa though not from dia

ok, then it is safe to follow u...u in BUK?

omolizzy:
Lol...am not from ib kankan

wow...nid to b careful wen quotin u,u get bad maot lyk omo ib...wia r u frm

y will a guy cross d sea jst for p*ssy...there are enuf black p*ssy here

omolizzy:
ked at 4:50pm:
Education / Re: Most Underrated Courses In Nigerian Universities by omolizzy(f): 9:23am On Oct 02

RebelLeader15: don't worry, you will retain your space in Ibadan zoo or Obudu cattle ranch when you graduate.
I will be glad to pay and see you in a cage with other animals
Ediot...

Omolizzy
Dis is so serious,wetin I do u guy. Pls I beg I in d name of God don't transfer ur agression of poverty,dejection n rejection on me. U need a doctor ASAP. Oloshi oloriburuku omo ale jatijati,alaileko omokekere. God will punish ur entire generation n sadness shall b ur portion for putting ur big n dirty mouth inside my talk.
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Dis is one case. I said my opinion n just like dat d guy attacked me bt anyways dat was my response to him. No regrets n infact ppl like dis prepare u for d outside world to tell u,u might b doing it tin n someone would just attack u for no reason

omo, see curse...tho d guy fvcked up but u sef get bad maot. U must b frm ib.

u wan sell 188m car wit just dat pix...show us more pix. Let me see wetin i wan buy na

lawalt01: ...If Tinubu must align with OBJ towards 2015,the purpose must be stated clearly because OBJ is mischievous...

OBJ is mischievous...so how will u describe Tinubu. Jonathan administratn continue to leave bad taste in our mouths. But i doubt if anyth good can ever come out of the union of OBJ and tinubu for Nigeria. It z like we only hav 2 bad options...God will help us

ur worst enemy will definitely turn ur best friend #naijapolitics

anoda reason to switch to etisalat. I use both but rarely recharge on overhyped ntwk

serve us d list here with sauce...my fone is configured only for nairaland

I SAY A BIG WELCOME TO ALL FRESH STUDENTS OF COMPUTER SCIENCE. WISHING YOU GUYS A GREAT 3 OR 4 YEARS STAY IN THE BETTER BY FAR UNIVERSITY.

I HOPE YOU GUYS HAVE PREPARED YOUR BRAINS FOR SOME CODE CRAMMING...PLUS DR. SHOLA'S WAHALA AND FEW LECTURERS THAT WILL PUSH U ARND. BUT IT IS ALL GOOD.

MAKE SURE U BRING UR A GAME BECAUSE U R ABOUT TO MIX WITH SOME GREAT INTELLECT.

CONRATULATIONS!!!

GREATEST NACCOSSite...Networking the world

VocalWalls: In uniport, its human kinetics... aka jumpology.


Always dressed in whites like otondos.

same in unilorin...jumpology Another one is performing art

B.O.B....Many rivers

bist: Them put gun for ur head tell u say u must serve. Cow!!!

ur s.tupidity is high class. Always tink before u comment. Take offence but dont quote me for ur own sake

Ndababa: whoever wants it more....

fair enuff...because me i aint buyin ntn...guess they wnt it more

i was nominated as the social prefect but me n my crews jumped fence on the day of the interview. 2 of my friends were also nominated(we r all brilliant but not serious), tho we knew abt interview but we no send. Almost d whole school was luking for us dat day...they were all sure they hav sn us in skul. It made me more notorious and every teacher was on my case. My geography teacher was esp. hard on me, on the day i went to pick my result...he called me to SS3 class he was teachin, wanted to use my result as an example of wat an unserious student will get. But he changed the tune wen he saw my result. Wow...Sec. Sch was fun

it is easy to say yes n i have always tink i can. Then again, thinkin of many underlying issues that will likely arise frm that union. One has to tink it many times over. But if the father of the child is late...dat kinda reduce d complications

y will a guy be with a gal n u will not flirt wit her...me i no dey dull. The gal sef go luk hu she wan friendzoned...she go fear na. Is either you want me or u run for ur dear lyf. There was this gal dat want to friendzoned me then...i was nice to dis gal because she is a yr older n she is a graduate while me still in skul. My head spark the day she told me "u r a gentleman". Immediately i change tactics

kudiice: They cook, support and the best part, they give you some warm hole to ease your rod.

forget that tin...it is a fair exchange. She gives me p*ssy, u get d1ck back

kudiice: They cook, support and the best part, they give you some warm hole to ease your rod.

forget that tin...it is a fair exchange. U give me p*ssy, u get d1ck

EroticAngelina: more sperm to ya amu. Ur right!

Wat z amu...tink i hav an idea . U r a lady afta my own heart

EroticAngelina: all those tips don't work on me guys, there are different types of girls with different type of attitudes, so some girls will not fall for that. when u are wit a romantic girl, u act romantic (jokes are great turn offs for romantic girls) ....and some jokes might seem dry to some girls, and u will end up embarrassing urslf!
you want a girl? the best tip is to be urslf! she will like the REAL u! if it doesn't work well with her, at least u know that u let go of the wrng person
if u are pretending to be funny, when u are not... hmmmmm u will soon run out of jokes!

PS: smart girls like me always know when a guy is pretending to be who he's not

God will bless u front n back. If u nid to rules to make a gal laff or happy then u r so fake. Just be ursef, u cannot make every gal u talk to feel u unless you want to be fooling ursef arnd. Am an introvert, so i dont fool mysef trying to talk too much or become a comedian to impress a gal. I jst b mysef, tro few lines that come to me naturally n d gal will b laffin Sometimes i will wonder y is this gal laffin

BananaBender: We will definitely adapt that. Thanks for your unsolicited advice.

u r wlcm...God helps that young man

BananaBender: If the woman cannot cook, the father will teach the kids how to cook. (The answer to your question is pretty obvious even to the blind)

Are you alright?? I will judge my son's wife by her intellect, her character, her values, not her cooking skills. GTFOH!

If my husband work longer hours and I get home hours before him, it only makes sense that I cook dinner. I am not cooking dinner because I am a woman in this case, I am cooking it because it is logical thing to do. If my husband comes home earlier than I do, then I expect him to also make dinner.
That doesn't explain breakfast though

I don't understand what you mean by men work longer hours, post a link to where you got your statistics from.

its beta u and ur hubby do cooking roaster...to kno hu is cooking next n avoid confusion. I smh for u