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Maybe, b4 am mad but now I dey kolo. Please can u help me to cure it my lovely nightnurse, I no fit cry |
I no get dick to do the thing, but I get 2 things ready to use….my head and a fire wood, maybe you will choose the best one for me to use |
Na so the thing dey hungry you reach? I no fit shout |
Yes oh I guess I will be una teacher |
cemcghost, maybe u will giver am ur sister to married lol |
A Sunday school teacher of pre-schoolers was concerned that his students might be a little confused about Jesus Christ because of the Christmas season emphasis on his birth. He wanted to make sure they understood that the birth of Jesus occurred a long time ago, that he grew up, etc. So he asked his class, "Where is Jesus today?" Steven raised his hand and said, "He's in Heaven." Mary was called on and answered, "He's in my heart." Little Johnny, waving his hand furiously, blurted out, "I know! I know! He's in our bathroom!" The whole class got very quiet, looked at the teacher, and waited for a response. The teacher was completely at a loss for a few very long seconds. He finally gathered his wits and asked Little Johnny how he knew this. And Little Johnny said, "Well, every morning, my father gets up, bangs on the bathroom door, and yells 'Jesus Christ, are you still in there?’” |
i think the person will be called WONDERFUL PERSON, as a HERO! |
i think the person will be called WONDERFUL PERSON, as a HERO! |
I wish I know how to play bottom power, I could have test it myself |