₦airaland Forum

sultaan:
It is Xerxes

And op should not try to buy any car because he can't even pronounce or spell the car correctly.

Learn to read and write first b
efore buying a book

see i was deformed,my broda called to say my dad bought a car,then i ask which product?he said nexus instead of lexus dat were d mistake came abt talkin abt book,i do read books.some time u just judge people wit out walking in their path.

Pls frnds what those it mean when a girl say u re dry and not lively?there was a day i was chatting with a girl dat ask me out and she ended up d chat wit'DRY CHAT'hmmmmm i was so sad bt i just had to move on.dis same year two different girls hv said the same thing that am dry and not lively all because wen ever we re alone i don't make any move for sex nd all dat,yesterday was d most annoying.there was dis girl i hv bin asking to come visit me in my house,yesterday she agreed and came,when she came i ask her wat i will offer her she said nothing,after some chat,i made move to kiss her but she rejected after dat i decide not to even attempt a kiss nor any romance,later she pretended to be sleeping thinkin i wil come nd kiss her but i refuse tooo.when she left to her hostel she called me and said im too dry nd not lively...

Pls wat those dat mean?and how can one b lively and also not dry with a girl?abi bin gentle and calm is now sin to girls?some time i hate my self for bin gentle nd calm but most time i enjoy it cos it pay to b gentle....

If u re bin told by a girl dat u re dry nd not lively pls state why she said so.

How much is the London use lexus 300 jeep,is it strong?and pls if any one has the picture of it in his/her phone help with uploading it..gv me every other useful information about the car. Thanks

It all depend on wat u call fruit,for me it pussy cos it can be serve as food and fruit to me,as a matter of fact it quenches all d taste of fruit nd food in me.

We re tired of d old news...ebola kie.

Yea pple wil always hate for bin cute but i dnt gv a dahm.bin cute nd lookin good is d team.

Between Steven keshi and jay jay okocha who is more richer currently.please any one with better analysis should drop it let me see without bias.

See some nairalander's say silence is not d best,but wait ooo even if he said is true will u pay d debt for him?those asking if it true,now am asking u my own oo

Some times u see or hear things lyk dis and all u could say is 'WOW AWESOME ARE U LORD'

Fellow nairalander's, i greet u all.

Pls frnds from d dept of my heart,i call for ur advice on how to stop gamble most especially naira bet.have bin into one form of gambling to another,up to the extent dat any small argument,i will say bet ur money.it not somethin new in me,lyk it bin a long time i engage my self into dis and if there's anything i hate my self doing is gambling.must time i advice young children not to engage in it but me my self am a victim of it.gambling has bin one of d best lucrative business in 9ja according to some,to an extent u find some female at naira bet struggling wit guys to play game.pls if there's any one who has bin a victim of it b4 but he or she has stop it.pls tell us wat u did to stop it and how u get ur self involve in it, so dat people will learn.God pls have mercy on me and forgive me for not making good use of d money u have bin giving me,i promise i wil neva go back to it again starting from today.i curse d day i knew gambling

clevvermind:
abeg forget all that. when i post my pix alone, girls will rush to give me what i'm looking for. besides, my thread and post nor be yeye .

Mr,if u know the solution to ur problem y not do it?instead of opening a tread.i wil advice u do d needful.

When u start contributing meaningfully on post and start opening good tread but above all flaunt a little beat of ur change (money).thank me leta

Nonsense..nothing new

pyyxxaro:
bros how u take know , immediately the salary came , from nowhere she surfaced and started demanding... I had no option
#one good turn deserves another#

lol,oga u funny ooo.

pyyxxaro:
She surprised me with a Carton of Indomie and a crate of Egg

The company I was working for then was owing me 3months salary , I was about to rub butter on my mattress and eat it , until she arrived with it

To crown it all , she gave me a royal fvck

i guess it wasn't d indo-mie and egg dat interest u,it was d royal fu*k dat interest u but who knows if she only did dat to get her percent wen d salary arrive?

Nairalander's. what's d greatest surprise u hv Eva got from a female frnd?

My happen yesterday evening,after much talk and time with a female frnd yesterday at campus.tho,i was having dis unexpected cash wit me, so i wanted to share d glory wit her.when i wanted to leave,i fold 2k on her hand and ask her to use it for her self but she rejected it and said seeing me gives her more joy,that we re both student.i was lyk wow a girl from an humble family and a student rejecting money?oh yes it happen.

So share ur own experience.

Pain get worst?as d name imply it a pain and pain nah pain.tho d worst pain u can Eva get is rejection by all ur love one's......eh deh pain o, i swear eh deh pain well well.not France mbok,i school in 9ja.France no get level.

No, Jona u re nt d best.if u think u re d best defect boko haram and make d deference to be very clear so dat it can't b an undisputed fact.u hv tried but ur late boss show his competence more Dan u,maybe it because he knew he will die and his tryin to secure a place in heaven,who knows?fact is dat u re nt d best.u dnt just call ur self d best, let d masses gives dat credit to u.i wonder y u think u re d best, when u hv have ruled for 6years and d 2 tenor is 8years,difference of 2year no go impact has bin recorded,instead Eva since den Nigeria has bin use as a joke to other country.if ur first four year is an, i don't care gvt,whether boko haram kills u don't care.i wonder wat dis other one u re going for will look lyk, when u win.because after d 2nd tenor u dnt need our vote again.im not an opposition oo for me, i will advice d non political and poor citizen not to go out and do dis buhari nor gonathan things comes 2015 cos if something shld happen to u, they won't care.incase u think u want to die for 9ja then beta find a means to kill Obj,atiku,buhari,and Jonathan,even if u use witch to do dat and then u re cut and killed,just believe me that u hv save 9ja from d hands of some idiot.believe me if those men die,change will occur in dis country.they re all political wizard who think God created dis country for d sake of selfish interest alone, dat y boko haram kills and they don't give a dam.

Op dat because we all look at a particular thing bt sees it differently.d truth is dat these men of God only try to interpret God d way Der perceive him.dat because we perceive differently.for me as a thinkin thing u shld know wat is ryt or wrong,if d interpretation is ryt stick to it bt if it wrong stay out of it.deh re human lyk u,imperfect bt all walking towards perfection.so deh re prompt to mistake.dnt b too fast to judge.

If they are advance and due for marriage i will say,it not wrong bt if they re premature,i will say it wrong.for goodness sake,we shld learn to start giving God respect.my opinion tho,u hv d ryt to criticise why i hv d ryt to ignore.....hit lyk if u know God deserve d best respect we could offer.

Number 3 so on point....our girls sha,dem can form....number 4.his so rich,i can't wait to..............................all those dat do school in France abeg help me tap lyk tho i school in 9ja. Nah only owner France go deh get likes?make owner follow give me way school for 9ja likes nah.mbok

Sista i can feel ur pain,don't worry oh our good lord will give u ur dream man,who will love u for who u re and nt ur money.d lord says we re lyk a tree planted by d river side dat when is our due time we will flourish and bear fruit....d lord will gv u ur own husband soon,pls don't accept d request from d married men....tap like if u want our sista to get married before d middle of next year.

Greetings to all nairalander

As we all know it few days remaining for xmas,and each time it getting close to xmas musician start releasing album in other to make good sell.this has bin d mentality of our musician that why deh do delay d release of song till when it close to xmas.but seeing this year own no good music has bin release by any of our super star but that is not d case by question is, which music/song did think will rock this xmas,and which one is currently rockin ur area aside from the normal Christmas Carroll song?to me i feel is SHOKI and wizkid will u dance if i show u my wallet...that shoki song will make a good hit due to d dance attach to d song...

Let keep d fun rolling.tap like if u think is Shoki dance all d way.

Keep thanking God cos it not for ur fear of poverty bt d grace of God in u.many of us do fear poverty and strive for d best bt most time it doesn't work out dat way.fear poverty or not,u re wat God says u re.nice one bro

Oh my dear,nah dis thing u want me to read?u want mk my eye bring out water?abeg the sub heading do.all this plenty thing nah he talk?bt obama u lyk talk ooo,sha u b woman ni. U self op y u no summaries?

Happy birthday Mr president,if not for any other thing but for the sake of bin alive to witness this day.i believe we all know what it mean to see this day.so happy birthday once more @ Mr presido.less i forget not because u hv done well in ur leadership ooo bt because im just happy for d day.tap lyk if u re grateful for d day.

KHAYGOLD:
Don't drink beer and don't womanise.

beer is a no no no i dnt even think of that cos the last time i try to do dat was 3years ago and it was very bitter and ever since then beer they one side,i deh anoda side...for woman it no cos most of my campus girls re end time girls.

coolest0:
Is your school KSU? I grad there 011 and work there presently

university of uyo

abbeyberry:
You deserve to be Nigeria minister of Finance and Cordinator of the economy, you better pass Okonjo Nweala...


Bottom line, your akagum no get rival .

some one is trying to manage so dat he won't beg anyone for money nor food. u call him name and if he tells u, he spend a lot u will call him a squandermillian,if there is any such word lyk dat

uglyogre:
babe or no babe, 10k is just too small for a student to spend in a month!
@ OP,i understand not all fingers are equal, so if that is the best ur parent can afford, then pls manage it. You can start by selling recharge card in your hall of residence and your department. That way, you have a source of renewable resource to last you for a month. it aint easy but you'll sail through.You can also try yemiplus2 advice. All the best

bro thank u for the advice,but u won't know wat it means to take care of four kids in university at a time dat is to say u will be giving out 40k each month,dat one no include test book money oo and provision...i know it not by my daddy strength but it just by God grace.

braine:
Hold on to that one, my brother. Twill really help. What school are you in?

university of uyo.