₦airaland Forum

bolinjkezzy:
Because he was betrayed three times by his so called wife....who does dat?

Delilah was never his wife. Go back to the Bible

hopefulLandlord:
if you think Christianity is not a confusing mishmash kindly read on

Let's ask Christian sects how to define Actual Christianity:

Methodist: It is accepting Jesus as your Lord and Savior and publicly sharing that acceptance by getting baptized through sprinkling of water.

Baptist: No, no, no -- you must be DUNKED in water, heathen.

Pentecostal: Yer both wrong -- ye must be baptized by the Holy Spirit and ye must speak in tongues to prove you are saved.

Lutherans: You don't need to do any of that. Our founder said just believe and have faith (oh yeah and he REALLY hated Jews).

Presbyterian: How droll -- lol. No no..you see it does not matter what you do or do not, God has already decided who the true Christians will be and they are obviously all Presbyterians.

Episcopalians: Well, we each get to decide what constitutes Christianity. What is in your heart? What do you think it is for you? What say you, Bishop Spong?

Church of Christ: None of you are going to heaven because you use musical instruments in your services and God hates that.

Jehovah's Witness: Something Something Kingdom Hall; something something no birthdays, several End Times falsely predicted, no blood transfusions,,,,

Seventh Day Adventist: Pah! None of you even have the right day.

United Church of Christ: It's all good; let's listen to an acoustic guitar solo and accept gay people.

Non-denominational: Gay people? ewww. No no, ye must build megachurches with gyms and cafes to be righteous to god.

Catholic: Ummm....oldest sect here, guys. Forget that "accepting Jesus" stuff. You must mediate with God via a priest and eat crackers to get saved (just do not leave your kids alone with said priests, OK?). Oh yeah..and Virgin Mary is way cool.

Church of England: Yeah, what the Catholic said...but divorce is 100% OK.
Unitarian Universalists: Why are you guys even trying to define Christianity? All beliefs are the same (whoops.we aint even Christians).

And you think you've made sense by typing all these piss. High time you format your memory card of a brain.

obynocute:
dat man holding the gun can implicate himslf with his bare hand on dat gun, thereby leaving his finger print on it.

You're intelligent. Was waiting to see such an answer

taylor88:
I no carry the money go onitsha chop N700 beans drink N50 pure water



carry N3000 go shiit for public toilet


come out smoke N6250 Benson die for road



heediot

Looool. Guy you funny die

Love your profile photo dearie. You're just one breathtaking lady on earth. Really pretty

veekid:
See hips on that woman in the last picture

I knew someone must notice that hips.

Dillusionist:
His foolishness

Abi your own foolishness. Just as your moniker says, even the life you live is an illusion.

N/B: Mind you, if you quote me from today till tomorrow I no go answer you. Adios!

Andrewkinggg:
And so?
Because it's tonto dike then they decide to make a news about it. We have a lot of sick and dying people in hospitals who needs help but they decide to do this with tonto's nanny just to create something to talk about. Wasn't she paid for her services?

Oga don't say what you don't know. This woman is still serving Tonto till her ailment. And she had complained that she was being owed by your so called Tonto. I say this because I know the nanny very and even know her family.

Benekruku:
What u insinuating?

His insinuating that you're in the best country in Africa where nothing ever works.

See as the snake wear the shirt......LMAO

Just look at this small woman. The guy proposed you rejected. He proposed to your friend, then you killed him. I just don't get it. Abi you no want the guy to marry?? You be spirit wife?? SMH

Wait oo.....no be this yeye bank wey sey dem get just one customer? Now I understand. Na idleness cause am, no customer to attend to....Ndi ara motor park

I'm sure it was the stack of firewood in the third pic he used to burn her. The guy sef has been a suya man from the beginning. No wonder him go pack firewood.....Hediot !!

Omagago:
who be that one wey wan resemble Ozil?

Na him sister cousin papa pikin

Victornezzar:
Dele Alli
oya kill ur self

Lol...Just like Jordon Ibe, Dele Alli doesn't wanna have anything to do with naija...FYI

IamPatriotic:
Two iconic heroes from different generations.
Okocha and Maradona are slitely below Messi and miles ahead of Ronaldo.

Ronaldo hater spotted......I see youuuu

ChukaLupin:
Something tells me that most of her CDs were bought by men.

Abi?? You get sense

butterflyy:
*Abia*
Abia is an acronym derived from the name of the four main groups of the people in the state as at the time it was formed in 1991: Aba, Bende, Isuikwuato & Afikpo.

*Adamawa*
This state was named after a warrior that conquered the region in the beginning of the 19th century. His name was Modibbo Adama Bin Ardo Hassan.

*Akwa-Ibom*
Akwa Ibom is named after a river, the Qua Iboe (or Kwa Iboe) River.

*Anambra*
It was derived from the name of the Oma Mbala
(Omambala) River (in Igbo, the native name of the river is Ànyịm Ọma Mbala).

*Bauchi*
There are three versions of how Bauchi got its name. One version says ‘Bauchi’ is Hausa word meaning the southern flanks of Hausaland. Tribes living in the southern parts of the Hausaland were referred to as "kasashen bauchi" and the area they lived in later came to be known simply as Bauchi.

Bauchi. According to the second version, the state was named after Baushe, a famous hunter who settled there before the 19th century while the third states that ‘bauchi’ is Hausa word for slavery since it was a center for slave traders.

*Bayelsa*
Bayelsa was formed as a result of the clamour from the three LGAs in old Rivers (Brass LGA known as BALGA, Yenagoa LGA known as YELGA and Sagbama LGA – SALGA). The name came about from the combination of their acronymns.
BA + YEL + SA = BAYELSA

*Benue*
It is a word from the Batta language ‘Binuwe’ which means ‘Mother of Waters’.

*Borno*
The name was derived from ‘Borno’, an alternative name of the Kanuris who form the predominant ethnic group in the state.

*Cross River*
The state took its name from a River called Oyono or Cross River.

*Delta*
It was named after the delta of the River Niger formed as it enters the Atlantic Ocean.

*Ebonyi*
The state was named after the Aboine River that cuts through Abakaliki, the state capital.

*Edo*
Named after the Bini people who had always referred to themselves as Edo or Iduu.

*Ekiti*
‘Ekiti’ is a term that is said to denote a settlement of many hills.

*Enugu*
Enugu derived its name from two local words "enu" & "ugwu" which means ‘top of the hill’.

*Gombe*
Named after the dialect of Fulani language (Fulfulde) spoken in the area ‘Gombe’.

*Imo*
This state is named after the Imo River (Mmiri Imo).

*Jigawa*
The state was named after its distinctively golden-coloured soil, Jigawa.

*Kaduna*
The state after the crocodiles in Kaduna River. "Kadduna" is Hausa plural word for crocodiles.

*Kano*
The state was named after a blacksmith of the Gaya tribe who settled in the area while sourcing for ironstone. His name was Kano.

*Katsina*
Katsina was named after the wife of the local ruler known as Janzama. Her name was Katsina.

*Kebbi*
Legend has it that Kebbi was named after the Ka’abba in Mecca, Saudi Arabia.

*Kogi*
The name Kogi was said to have been derived from ‘kogi’, (hausa word for river). This is to represent the fact that the two biggest Rivers in Nigeria, River Niger and River Benue form a confluence in the state.

*Kwara*
This was named after the River Niger which forms the Northern border of the state. The Nupes used to call the river, Kwara.

*Lagos*
The name is a Portuguese word for lakes. The Portuguese were the first settlers from Europe to reach Lagos in 1472. The name was inspired by the lagoons and rivers in Lagos.

*Nasarawa*
It was so named by the founder of Nasarawa kingdom, Makama Dogo. Nasarawa means Victorious.

*Niger*
Niger Named after the popular River Niger.

*Ogun*
Named after the Ogun River.

*Ondo*
This was named after the settlers of the old Ondo Kingdom. Ondo is a word for settlers.

*Osun*
Like a number of other Nigerian states, it was also named after a river; River Osun.
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*Oyo*
It was named after the Old Oyo empire.

Plateau
The state was named for the Jos Plateau.

*Rivers*
A state with many water bodies, Rivers State was named for many of the rivers present in the area.

*Sokoto*
Named after the defunct Sokoto Caliphate. Sokoto is the anglicized version of the Arabic word ‘suk’ which means ‘market’ or ‘place of commerce’.

*Taraba*
The state was named after the Taraba River.

*Yobe*
The state was named after Komadugu Yobe (Waube or Ouobe) or River Yobe (or River of Yo).

*Zamfara*
Zamfarawa is one of the subdialects of Eastern Hausa linguistic group

Hmmm that's nice. Many ladies got no time for research. Your type is rare and you must be a brilliant lady.

Mckandre:
Hm, whenever a celebrity flops online na to blame hackers who has their time? where we get hackers for naija sef? Hacker wey no fit wipe dangote bank account, is that one still a hacker?

The guy isn't a celeb sef.

SABA2002:
I have set before you an open door which no one can shut.....
#thebible

Rev.3:8

Angeleena:
hmmm,him mates dey resemble Donald trump,Vladimir Putin,bill gates..but the guy,just decided to look like a cow...it's well

Kai bad mouth....haba!!

Oh my God! Mr Messi breaks the tie in the dying minutes. A great goal to seal the deal.

Targaeryian:
As much as I disliked her on BBN i have to admit, she's hot...

Wet in make her hot?? Abi na because she get Chinese tattoo for her back?? She could be a Chinese monk for all I care.....but not hot.

OlajumokeBread:

North Korea will destroy the USA in just 1 hour

Remember China is Allies with North Korea

Russia will destroy the USA in just 5 minutes, have you seen Russia interfere with North Korea ??

North Korea defies the United Nations, who then is America ??

That's what you think abi?? Is not by testing doing missile test oo

Hunry:
Baba na game you dey play now, i thought you will be in the last chapter of your memoir

Apart from writing, I'm also a secret game freak.

Bism:
go to setting and tick low quality, also reduce the screen resolution that will help a little

Thanks a lot bro.

Please what do I do to stop the issue of lagging and slowness of PES 2017 on my PC??

folarinmiles:
Buy a new laptop. Thats all

If you must know, my laptop is brand new

After I installed the game, I noticed it had the momentary hitch of hanging like a cracking CD. Can someone on this forum please help me out on how to fix dis issue??

tchuwey:
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He's greedy because he's African. How old is Queen Elizabeth and how long have she been in power?

My dear, hers is a monarchical system of government.

blaksril:
Its a shame that even in the 21st century our youths are stuck in such archaic mindset. Its this sort of black hole that keeps Africa backward.

Black hole or no black hole. This is Africa, "The dark continent", and voodoo is real.